Very wrong statistics and observation bro

swiz123:
90%of nairaland members are the male folks.my observation though

Thats because they truly love you and don't want you derailed... You won't appreciate it now but will when you grow and get married. Trust me, as a female child they have really done well for you to preserve you cos i would equally do same to my female kids too.

Your future husband would appreciate these more and be grateful to them.

kannyluv:
......Oh my God.friends and family had made me to remain indoor and stick with my small phone..from school to house,from house to church,from house market.nothing more.......

Deep!!!

franzis:
If i never make am or comfortable enough for Nigeria , i see no reason going to another country ...

seun osewa please help pull down DomainKing.ng ads down and possibly move this to FP to safe others from falling into this scammers net

Its over a week and almost two weeks now, yet DomainKing.ng is yet to either response to my ticket or give me my service for my domain with them after payment. Please i need my money back, this people are fraudsters

This DomainKing.ng guys are doing me a very strong thing... My payment and domain transfer with them has being hanging for weeks, please attend to it or refund my money else they won't like the bad publicity i'll give them.

Don't think i would ever use them again... Very terrible and unprofessional

Funny comments above lol... just gimme a litre of petrol and lighter, atleast to burn the little distance of the door and the animals. Would prenetrate the door easily from there afterwards

This according to an interracial romance site.

Cuddling is something most people do with their special someones. I will have you know that there is a profession based on such a basic function and people pay for it.

Amaku Ukpong is a professional cuddler. Strangers who need physical non-sexual contact pay her to snuggle up next to her. Her business is in the Financial District of Manhattan which is dominated by white men. Ukpong recently revealed that most white males seek her service because they have never been in close contact with a black woman. They want to experience how it felt to touch a black woman.

In an interview with BET, she said: "... for them it’s new, it’s interesting. I get a lot who say, ‘I’ve never touched a Black woman before,’ because maybe it was something that wasn’t encouraged, or allowed growing up. And they think somehow it’s supposed to be different."

One time, a client called her expressing his need to touch a black woman. He however seemed to have underlying ingenuous intentions saying "I’m curious cause you know what they say about Black women." Ukpong had to deny his application because her service is a non-sexual kind and the guy seemed to be looking to experience something more than just a black woman's touch.

Kan Seidel is Ukpong's colleague. He is a white man offering the same service. His business kicked off to a good start because it went viral a few months ago. Seidel has had women of color paying for his service. And given the history of slavery, how white men used to rape women of color, some people feel this is a service women of color need.

Ukpong says:

"I’ve had two Black women book my services. I actually just recently had a session with one of them, and what I’m beginning to understand is that women of color definitely need support in a place that’s safe because traditionally, women of color have not been safe in the arms of white men."

Watch how its done...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hgTL92OtxQ

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Fantastic

You just spoke my mind honestly... I wonder how mine would be since I met her on NL here

Jamean:
Beauriful!

I think pre wedding photo shoot theme should often depict how they met. So if you meet your intended spouse on social media how una go do?

Bros at ur age as u claim, u shouldn't be on romance section but on family section instead... hope u have written ur will already?

Pierocash:
at my age i dnt comment on stupid post

Thank God am not the only one, got the alert yesterday also for airtime recharge i didn't request for... N300 actually. Na wa o!

This is my thought exactly as well... but its not right at all

suteco16:
Igbos (militants)what are you waiting for?

Are you waiting for this fulani to take over your land and killed everybody?

Buhari will not do anything to this issue because he believes that GEJ allowed bokoharam to kill his people, so they are retaliating!

I showed my pal this post as he is quite conversant with plants, and he confirmed same to me about the danger of this plant but also claims the advantage of this plant is its scares away snakes in the house which makes it a lot beneficial as against its side effects.

I do see this plant in lots and lots of houses in the country

Funny or miss?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vweItKluORU

Hello fellow coders & nerds, all work and no play dey say makes jack a dull dude... so therefore here is a letter from a troubled nerd to Tech Support for your relaxation if you get the drift

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks ...Troubled User
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system.

(see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

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ldpele:
Will take myself for an example, am a very good chatter via internet, but meeting u one on one, I tend to shy up, making the xpectation of the lady low lil bit, why I get on them on that is that after first date, during our next chat, I impress them more and at that point I open up that am a lil bit of a shy person

Same with me as well

Dotwillis1:
- when a lady's 1st sex experience is 'forced sex' ..or bn raped, then it wil be difficult to get under ha pant in a relationshp

Being a victim of dis wit my 2 exs.... Can be so annoying I swear (tho dey were teenagers in their 18, 20). Hence my decision to say no to younger girls again

phpier:
the registration form is just too long ..... ..please try and study other existing successful apps nd apply ur findings ...

Thanks a lot, noted and would be worked upon. Appreciated

Ikpewe:
NICE WORK WELL DONE BOY

Thanks bro, with appreciation from people like you, we can achieve success & much more greater heights

Eberex:

Just checked the site, very cool but i'll pass. Just when i'm trying to cut away from social network, you bumped in with this one. I'm tempted to but ..........na!!!

lol, you have to oh broda, together we can make a point to the international community that good things can and will still come from our country and not the bad image they are used to on us

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ajibolabd: wetin concern me 4 award? I wan Bleep olosho weh i cary come home.

lol I feel u jare bro.... Abeg send me one wen u're done sha