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Travel › Toshmann's Recent Trip To Cleveland (pictures) by toshmann(op): 12:08am On Apr 05, 2013
ok, went to cleveland to mess around a bit cool
fun. drove thru ohio. from southwest ohio to northeast ohio. diagonal movement across the buckeye state.

first of all meet King Tut, my toy truck of total tranquility, King Tut, will take us thru the journey

hope this photo uploads

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:10pm On Apr 04, 2013
A mutara m ya na London.
Ndaa
Olia
Olee
Analee
Oleekwanu
Iputala
Anwu la o
Etc
Nwa mama di confirmed cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:37am On Apr 04, 2013
odumchi: Biagodi nwoke mu a, toshmannanimal, isi o dikwa gi nma? Onye ka I na-akpo nchi?
odumodu cheesy nwanne mmadu, ndaa wink
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:32am On Apr 04, 2013
DANILSA: Nne Ajujua dikwa kaodi, well ona tö ka Otele okuko.
chei cheesy dan echetarala m ike okuko grin
ndi ebe ke anyi na akpo ya . . . "onu-otele-okuko" grin
de thing to pieces cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:49pm On Apr 02, 2013
Enwere Onye nu ebe a taa undecided
Kedu ebe Onye obula gara?
Ify!!!
DANILSA!!!
Eze Pant!!!
Odumchi odunNCHI!!!!
Who dey here?
Otele!!!!!!

Okay o. Ka m tazie anu okuko a alone cheesy
Culture › Re: How Far Back Can You Trace Your Ancestry? by toshmann(m): 9:45pm On Apr 02, 2013
I can trace my ancestry back to 300yrs ago approximately!

It's so easy for me bc all I have to do is look at our hamlet, kindred, village, community and each of those are named after an ancestor of each generation. My hamlet is named after my great-great-great-grandfather.
All of us within the hamlet share the same great-great-great-grandfather. From there the family tree branches out 3 generations till my grandfather whom some of us saw. Then my dad and uncles then my siblings and finally . . . .ME cool Toshmann the Great!

Our kindred is named after the father of my great-great-great-grandfather , our village named after that one's father, etc up till our autonomous community. Going back about 200-300 yrs ago.

That's why most of our villages are named Umu-this/that.
Eg, my great-great-great-grandfather is called Obi, and the hamlet is called umuobi. We all from that hamlet are his descendants. He must have lived between 1780-1850 estimate.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope To Lead Easter Celebration. by toshmann(m):
IIIIxRoyalxIIII: The Vile Perversions of these "Religions", if you notice they always put a negative taboo on bizarre acts they seem to seek

This is what happens when Barbarians run the world and brainwashed the more primitive Darker Sheep of Society

Barbarians...and Sheep...

Barbarians....and Sheep......

Barbarians....and Sheep.......

I am Neither, This Satanic Sorcery Could Never Imprison My Mind.......

A Free Being, Uninhabited by Fictional Bars and Fabricated Spirits...A Mental E-Lyric of Religious Satiric

At 5 Years of Age i Asked My Extremely Religious Mother how in the hell can a human live to 900 years old...

The Biitch had no Answers....

Thus an Immortal Atheist was Born.

Lady get the hell out of my room with This Foolishness and close the Goddamn Door, Ain't nobody trynna hear this Nonsense

Oh yes, Oh yes, a Sheep she Sure Was

Barbarians and Sheep.........

Barbarians and Sheep.......

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Barbarians and Sheep.....

Barbarians and Sheep..........
If you can call your mother a biiitch shocked
I dont know about yours but My own mother is my queen smiley
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:22pm On Apr 01, 2013
Aga eme uwa olia wink
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:29pm On Apr 01, 2013
ATMC: you helped me to know d words of this song. M gwa ife m na-agu mgbe mbu, i ga-achigbu onwe gi...ututu oma umu igbo
Free teaching for you nwanne m nwayi cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Killed In Malaysia (Video) by toshmann(m): 4:27pm On Apr 01, 2013
obowunmi: If he stayed in Nigeria, he might not have died. angry angry angry
Boko haram?
Kidnappers?
Armed robbers?
Jealous villagers/relatives?
Illness with doctors on strike?
Road traffic accident from bad roads?
Poorly constructed building collapsing?
Communal clash between rival communities/ethnic groups?
Religious violence?
Fake drugs?

Dude think again. Sad he's dead but don't be too sure he woulda fared better back home.
Politics › Re: Policeman Killed At His Daughters’ Wedding In Borno by toshmann(m): 4:36am On Apr 01, 2013
A killer is a killer. When BH was busy killing igbos and Christians, people treated the violence with kid gloves. Now igbos have run away( the wise ones) and Christians are leaving the area after all the church burnings. The killers have looked around, saw no Igbo or Christian to kill, and so, the killer has to kill.
BH would love to come down south to kill, but it will take a lot of resources to do so, killers always love easy targets. So those who are close by there in the north need be careful. In the absence of any real govt, all I can do is ask. . .
Who's next?
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:37pm On Mar 30, 2013
Dan ukwara nke a yichara ukwara nta.
Idi sure na iji ahu undecided
Mara ma iga ahu dokinta o grin
Travel › Re: Do U Enjoy Flying? by toshmann(m): 7:53pm On Mar 30, 2013
Do I enjoy flying?
HELL NO!!!!
Anytime I enter a plane, I take a huge gasp, I fear the worst. I fear it may be the last day of my life. shocked

For fear of flying, I drove one day from Ohio to Texas grin, 15 good hours on the road grin

Talk of Aviophobia
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:38pm On Mar 30, 2013
adaobi123: angry angry
adaobi123: angry angry
adaobi123: angry angry
angry angry
angry angry
angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Picture Updates From 2face & Annie's Wedding In Dubai by toshmann(m): 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2013
Booty4me: Pls dis is not hating its just being honest.

I can't help but think about how the 5 other kids and the 2 women will feel about this. Oh mum i saw dad getting married on TV, why didn't he marry you?

I dont blame tuface though i blame the women for allowing him to do that to them not once,not twice but 3 times. What you thought he would marry you?

Annie I pray God helps and protects you from the scorned women.

Nigerians celebrate stupidity. Pls let try to demand better from our so called celebrities. This is just not ok.
Change "Nigerians" and replace it with "the world".
Here in the US people WORSHIP stupidity. Look at all the so called celebrities in America, remove their money and fame, what remains-->they will be the kind of people you warn your children never to associate with.

Try visiting Hollywood whenever you have a chance. Or even West Hollywood , your eyes will pop out. Yet those are the world's celebrities.

What can I do? I ain't rich.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:12pm On Mar 30, 2013
Hehehe cheesy
Anya ka m n'ele .
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:05pm On Mar 30, 2013
Lol.
I laugh in Swahili grin
Adaobi lol, I no talk lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:02pm On Mar 29, 2013
adaobi123: Okay thanks. Where are you from ?
he is from amu nkita village
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 8:37pm On Mar 29, 2013
mmadu putara uwa, si n'aha ya wu otele. what d'you expect? cheesy

problem otele wu agwa umuaka ji ya aka bad.
Education › Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor & Outside Classrooms (Pictures) by toshmann(m): 8:31pm On Mar 29, 2013
there's something good i noticed in this photo. despite the ridiculous nature of their school, these students are quietly writing their exams, their school uniforms are clean, this is a determination to succeed.
e go better.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 8:28pm On Mar 29, 2013
unu aghotaghi na otele di confused. omaghi nke wu adabekee na nke wu adaobi grin
foto adabekee agbaala ya ara, omaghizi ihe o mega.

otele,
adabekee and adaobi are two different people o cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:18pm On Mar 27, 2013
ifyalways: So amu ka m na amugodi first cheesy
Unu nile na-akpa m amu. grin
O ka na ato gi ochi okwa ya angry
Ok igbuola nu darfur. Akpa skool ya adorola ka udu Mmiri. Nke a o wu revenge Mmiri akpu o kwara gi n'anya? grin

Marakwa ihe I ga eme maka nwa Sudan. Lekwe mkpa Abu m, aji adighikwa ya lipsrsealed

Ifynkwa wink idi too much. M n'eze gi eze.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:20pm On Mar 27, 2013
Iseeeeee! cheesy
Faketanu mu o cheesy
Nwoke Oma m ji eme onu. The only enyi m nwoke m nwere na threadia.

Fake Biko juo Ify ihe oji darfur mee. Darfur agaghi ala like that.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:07pm On Mar 26, 2013
Onye huru Ify juo ya ihe mere darfur? Otele na amaghari lika-lika, Ify kuo ya ajo nkwa, nke otele, owu ishi ya ga aza.lekwalanu akpa amu darfur bikonu. Dimkpa mmadu.

Taa! Ala ekwele ngwere gbaa aji. Asi akpa amu my man ha ka Volkswagen beetles grin

Darfur choo ime exercise ebutu the 'akpa skool' with wheel barrow ano grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:46pm On Mar 26, 2013
DANILSA: Toshman ga egbukwa nmadu o.
Owu otua ka darfur si naa, ibi kwa.
Ify biko kowa okwua.
Ibi ada'ala darfur. Dimkpa wuzi Onye ibi. M chigide ochi, iwe emewa m grin angry

Eji ya eji na hospital ndi ibi
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2013
A-A Ify, otele kwanu? Otele o jula gi? Maka Ada? grin

Otele dizi confused. Omaghi nke wu adabekee na nke wu adaobi grin o na achuzi ha abuo at random grin

Ehee, ifylacious, enwere m new info maka darfur. This is serious. Ibi Dara darfur. grin
Darfur nu hospital n'obodo Eliza, ibi ada'ala ya. And Ify mu na gi nwere case. Darfur Nwoke obioma kemgbe uwa, from the time gi na ya bidoro kpawa, everytime darfur na sickness. Finally, ibi ada'ala my man. Ify o di mma? angry
Mara ihe I ga eme ya. Agwala m gi many times, jiri nwayo na aku nkwa. Lelenu now ikwadala darfur cheesy
Okwa idikwa happy.
Ok o

And ndi nile n'achugharo adabekee n'odu, ma ndi ji foto nwatakiri agbaga ncha, ala owerri ga eme combination with ala mbano kupu unu nti. Unu ahube Onye Mara mma mbu? Unu choo unu ahu m Anya, m tinyere unu okwu Oma ebe Ada nu. wink

Or else, shi-ngala-fu-ngala-gboo angry
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:15pm On Mar 25, 2013
Bikonu unu gbachi anuohia a nkiti. Unu ekwekwala ka o mebie threadia. Unu just gbachi ya nkiti.
Owu ya na umunna ya wu ndi wu ndi nzuzu grin

Iberibe di ha n'obara grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:24am On Mar 24, 2013
Costa2000: Chie bia nwokem ikwuo alu obu umu ada sara ahu ka ina akpo okuko igbo,iga azuta mkpi gbagolo afo iri,nke na akubeghi nkwa b4 were yoo umu ada mgbaghala.
Which kind nwa mkpi be that. Nwa mkpi na aku nkwa 2 hrs after birth grin
How e for take hol himself for 10yrs? grin

FromPrison FromUk elee ete ishi choro iji aradin'obi agba Easter. Ihe ahu wukwa nke Blackpikin. Anyway, O rawa ahu gi na black etie okpo unto Military style. But unu kugbuo onwe unu, otele eburuzie de nwa. grin

Ify,
Darfur wuzi Nkita idoma grin
Biko gini ka imere darfur de guy jiri guy-ia gi grin
Kotosia ihu, kwaa gi Mmiri . grin
Darfur o ka dikwa ndu bikonu? Ify Ijirila darfur gworo ogwu ego.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:30pm On Mar 23, 2013
romeo: Ify wepu anya gi ebe ahu, Adabekee bu nke anyi! umu boys cheesy cheesy
Anya m na ele Ify, onwerike shie Nwoke na abali kuo Ada nkwa, by morning ya eshiela wuru nwayi again grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:29pm On Mar 23, 2013
ifyalways: O foro Ikomi na nkita idoma ahu a na-akpo Pres-elect. cheesy
Tosh,e bighi m alone na Ireland,Greece,Panya. Uche gi di ya,onye apari cheesy

Nna Adabekke ri nma.O kara aka.Nkele wu ara nwanyi asaba,ukwu nwanyi Owere na ihu nwa Jos.
Everywhere bu uru uru,pillow pillow.
Ifynkwa cheesy ikara aka. If not na Maria biara were Obi m, mu na gi gara akwata ya na threadia grin

So enwere well wishers idebere by the side na Ireland okwa ya. Ndi na ako gi uko na abali wink

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