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ifyalways: enndubayess.
Mana odika Odumchi don occupy dat side.

Otele rie nshi dia.I maghi ebiri gi? Nwa oke

Tosh konji ga-agbali gi uburu n'abali a.I nozi you-tube ele videos?Owu na ijighi ego wellwishers?ncha kwanu?

Danilsa,myluv,a nam ekele.

lol, ify iche na onye obula wu pres-elect. and by the way, elee adabekee na rice and stew okwere m na nkwa.
ify hapugodi congy ahu, aguru jim now enweghi part 2 . . . . nani coke ka m download-urula taa

unu ahula ebe otele na a-try iku nkwa o n'amaghi eme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jluMpNrNV2E

no fear, there's no obscenity here, just watch

valicious1: I've been away on NL for some weeks & now dat am back am seeing this phrase " Oga at the top" in almost every thread. Pls is it a New trend or sumfin & wats d meaning?

My dear, I got a call from CANADA over the weekend from a Nigerian asking me to go to YouTube and search "oga at the top" only for me to realize that it's all over the web.
Anyways, just go to YouTube and see for yourself how clueless some of our leaders truly are

Otele, Ujo anaghi atuzi gi okwa ya?
Testosterone agbalitele gi. Abi?

M ma ihe m ga eme gi

Felimbombo bia Biko bia gbajie re m "ihe" otele mgbeke a ka mmadu zuruike na threadia. Nwatakiri agbabe aji na down below ya na acho trouble ndi gbara aji before amuo ya.

The name of this school is not important. It is in Nigeria. And that's bad enough. Pupils on the floor, the floor no even get cement sef.

I don tire.

ifyalways: Darfur, get well and stay strong soon

Ada ekwekwala Tosh mata ulo gi. Ndi oji ugwo ga-abia gi ugwo ma Ola. Blackpikin is watching in 3D.

Darfur nke ile ka I na ekwu? Darfur itinyere n'ite ofe, shoe ya ka beans, n'eri oge ichoro. Biko kwuo ihe ozo.

As for adabekee, nke a wu nwanne mmadu, no fear. By the way, Blackpikin ahubekwa m Anya yet maka adabekee.

Meanwhile adabekee Biko bia choro m rice ka m rie. New York unu a na atu m Ujo. Ndi Ohi juru ebe a. Amaghi m ihe ndi a ji nye m hotel nu na Queens

Wait o !!! Queens owughi ebe ahu Akeem nke "coming to America" movie gara oge ezuru ya oshi?
Mbano eeeee

ifyalways: Maria,kedu ihe I na-akuzi?otele na akwado ile GMAT and o choro private teacher. Ego ole ka I ga-ana? A chorom ka I ga kuziwere ya, privately

Tosh, nye anyi ntori biko. Ole mgboto/handbag or akwuna/well wisher gi na ya yiri n'abali?

Ify I na acho m okwu o . Ichoro itisa mu na Obi m, so that I ga abata nu n'obim okwa ya? No way

And otele should go and read. Maria awughi his teacher.

Anyway, enwere m conference this morning. Ify imaghi na Maria ewerela oche n'obi m even self, 'down below' Maria ji key ya. Anytime ochoro, ya e-use ya, omechaa ya agbachie the place jiri de key laa. So no "well-wisher" nwerike ihi with me na abali like that.

But m jikwa style choo ebe odebere de key o, nwa mama

Kedu ihe m nu nga n'eme?

Adabekee anu m New York ugbu a. M nwere business to conduct Tuesday and Wednesday. Kemgbe ututu nani corn flakes na honeynut Cheerios ka m rige, when my sister nu around with hot rice and stew

Chei, afo agbaala m kparikpa

Okay o. Asi kwanu na m nu owerri now, with Maria, m richaa pounded yam with ofe owerre, baize kuo kajad nkwa. . . . . chei
Uwa dikwanu uto o

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lol, obim a sef[/quote]Ihe love n'eme
Asampete m, gwa Ify si ya hapu m aka. Ify choro ibutere m obituary.

Adabekee, elee side inu na east coast? Ngwa ngwa ngwa ndi nile nu east coast putashia nu, nwa mama agbaala.
Adabekee onwere nke ishiri? Biko weta nke ishiri aguru abiala nke ojoo. Ike spaghetti adighi m. Achoro m ihe eshiri eshi now. Owughikwa restaurant m n'amaghi ihe ha shiri.

Phew!!! Finally. New York City

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]obi m[/quote][quote author=Maria-Goretti]obi m[/quote][quote author=Maria-Goretti]obi m[/quote]Hewu! Obi m uo!! Kezikwanu ka isi wee hapu m kemgbe. Ify n'akpaghari m at random imakwa na ma m'ahughi gi, akwa Anya Mmiri n'ebe m
Even sef, emere m plan igbaru Rome ka m ga koro dede pope Francis ihe meganu. Mana ahula m gi ugbua, Obi m adigo juu

Ify Onye ojoo.!!!!
M biara New York on a strictly business mission. M biara conference. Jide onwe gi o. Okwa ipinyiola darfur.

Kemgbe darfur matara gi, everyday o nu hospital, m'owughi afo taa, ya awuru ishi echi, Ify hapu m o, buru 'ihe' gi lawa. Ihe nke a gburu darfur, achoghi m ya

Nke Maria wu SUGAR!!!
Infact Onye nwere diabetes ekwesighi ibia Maria nso. Maka de SUGAR ga ebutu the diabetes

Mana nwa mama enweghi diabetes, so Obi m wu Sara m de SUGAR ka riwe,
Ndi iwe na ewe, YA WEGBUO HA O

Otele should go back to school


By the way, plane a Amaka.
Ebe obula ihuru ndi New York I ga ama. Very lively people. Lee ka ha na a cracki joke up and down. Unlike ndi Ohio yichara ndi village

One way to New York
See y'all

Praise God. Dayton to Philadelphia done. M na eche my connecting flight ka m daba New York ga churu aka m.

Airport-u ndi Philadelphia yichara ahia ekeonunwa
At least oka nke Los Angeles mma.

Legodi nwanyi di ime yi efe n'egosi afo ya
Gini ka ochoro ka Umu guys hu? Afo ukwu with line-line Zara aza

Echi ugbua nwa obu n'afo wuru Onye iberibe ka darfur, ya a chowa Onye o ga e-blame-u

playboy19: I tell you, you are an Epic dunce. So in your abundance of mediocrity, you will rather celebrate Alams as a Messiah than a shameless criminal that he is?



You should tell the above to the British government, will ya? Maybe you have forgotten, your almighty messiah Alams is a Wanted Criminal in the UK. Now tell us he has served his time at the scotland yard too

You know, some peeps will argue that George bush, chenney, tony Blair etc should be tried for war crimes in Iraq.
Bill Clinton pardoned some criminally minded people too.

Not trying to defend alams but I hate it when we try to use the west as an example as if the west is more moral.

We saw the outcry after 22 children were killed in Connecticut. Who will try Obama for the children killed by drones in Pakistan? Bc CNN doesn't talk of the full casualties of those attacks abi?

DANILSA: Otele hurry up now this is ur last chance before tosh the catfish takes over.

Too late
A nu m airport ugbua, m n'adaba New York ugbulaka

East Coast here I come

Bia, kedu ebe adabekee nu sef?

Even if glucose is all over your urine, the doctor will still need your blood tests for a formal diagnosis of diabetes. Also, blood tests are used in monitoring the management in cases of DKA

Chei, east coast
Which side na east coast?
M na abia New York echi, infact m book-uola my flight ticket and hotel.
Inuru around New York anyi nwekwara Ike I-meet-i up

You-get-what-I-mean

osram: dnt mind d idiot na bcs hm dey du masters 4 united states dt y hm dey du enihw...if it wie in d u.s dt this thing happened d commandant wud av resigned by nw...they dnt telorate incompetency there.#asshole

There are US senators who were caught sleeping with another man's wife.
A US president didn't know that Canada( their neighbor) has no president
Obama couldn't tell how many states were in the US during the campaigns
Palin didn't know why there were two koreas or Berlin Wall
McCain didn't know how many houses he owns
A US governor left his office and disappeared, he went to Argentina for over two weeks, not for treatment, but to enjoy sex and romance with his lover, he didn't resign.

99% of US senators and congressmen don't read the bills they vote into law.

Even the US president doesn't know everything in the law he signs into effect.

Incompetence is everywhere, but enlightened people help minimize the level of incompetence in a nation.

I'm not worried about people like this man, I'm more worried about the aninis, obasanjos, goodlucks, PDP barons who loot without control, I'm mor worried about boko haram, I'm more worried about kidnappers, I'm more worried about doctors going on strike, hopeless universities etc

Sister?!!!!
Enndubyaess
Kedu ebe inu na US?
(where in the US are u at?)

Didn't want to comment on this issue until I see the interview in question, but I just had to comment now because all I see from the posts here are people complaining about the guy not remembering his website. That's bad, okay, but no one has complained about his functional ineptitude, So far. I maintain that we must focus our attention on the greatest thieves of all, not some dude who couldn't remember or didn't even know his office website. Shameful, yes, but not our biggest problem.
By the way, the kind of English I'm reading in this thread, including those who want to spear(spare) the guy, and those who can't resite(recite) the anthem, etc, i'm reminded that the generation that used mago-mago to pass JAMB/WAEC etc as well as Magomatized their degrees have become the workforce of the land. That's Nigeria's future, and it's more shameful.

Finally, I remember in 2008, Obama once forgot how many states were in the US. And he wanted to be president, and he still won the election.

Lets get our priorities right. Apart from the shameful ignorance of his office website, how dysfunctional is this guy?
How corrupt is he?
How is his office/ministry/whatever percieved in the eyes of the people he is supposed to serve?
These are more important questions.

Enndubyaess: Lol, eeya. Aha m bu NWS...my initials

Okay. Ugbu a ka m ghotara
Ndi America na akpo W( dubya)
Anyways welcome

adabeke12: dede okwa ishi iwu onye isiala mbano? mma kuku shi dat place. so i am 25% isiala mbano

Adabekee,
I wu nwanne. Agara m threadi ebe onila na egosi m umunwayi Africa ji ukwu Kara aka. Foto gi nukwa ebe ahu. Unu Amaka.

ifyalways: Ole nke mega happen?
Tosh kedu ndi mituru ara ndi liverpool ?

Ify eji kwala Liverpool m eti epele!!!
Or else M ga akpota otele ugbu a ka o gbaa gi enyi

Enndubyaess
Aha gi nke a Kara aka o. Ndewo
( this your name is strangely unique, welcome)

otele: Ify na like ime acting big girl. See, ama m secret Ify, Ify is 21yrs. But omaghi na m ma her age. Ify wu small girl. Even sef m na eme suspect na adabekee na Ify wu age mates and adabekee di 20, so Ify may be 20.

M jide ya na bed eh, m mechaa ya ihe Ana akpo something eh, o ga enwe bow-leg for life. Next time o hu m on the way, ya enye m respect, ghota na otele awughi small boy

And agaghi m eji condom. M ga aku ya live ihe. With iwe mkpari nile enyere m ebe a maka age
And very soon!

Taaa
Ala ekwele ngwere gbaa aji
Otele mechie onu
Bia, okwa unu nu ebe a, otele a tinye Anya na suicide mission. Nwatakiri Ibe ya na naijiria na akwado ile waec, ya abia ebe a, maka o nu London, bia ime Ify challenge igba mgba na bed.

Ehm, Ify Biko, hapu otele, owu egwuregwu ka o na egwu. Ify owughi echi ugbua go kporo otele lakpuo, igbukwaala nwa ndi mmadu, aka m adighikwa ya. Lekwe mkpa Abu m, aji adighi ya o( obele aji di ya sha )

By the way otele, igbaala aji amu?
Iñuru goof? Kedu nke wu ime Ify challenge na bed? Then eze pant challenge na ring( inwerike kugbuo Onye nke ahu no problem )

chingyjant: Benitez is the worse thing that has ever happened to Chelsea.Why keep the best on the bench?That man has to be compelled to give up his March allowance casue he deserves to be castrated

You're so ungrateful
What d'you know about soccer? This coach read the game and made the appropriate changes that turned the game around and if not for David de Gea man Utd should be out by now, and all you can say is fire him.
Okay wish you luck with the next coach.

ifyalways: Haha.
Konji na enweghi olile anya e jidela tosh. Owu ugbua Maria dump-ru gi ka I chetara church?nke a ka bu mbido. You aint seen nothing yet!

UsuRome, Igba kiridim kidim. Kee maka how far?

Danilsa, I ga-eri rice Ofe akwu?

Ify ichoro nnoo ka my na gi kuo nkwa, anaghi m aku o

Achuzila m. Adi m occupied by my love. Imaghi how far anyi gara la by now.

Owughi ihe nile ka m ga ede na nairalandi

This game be like cup final
E sweet like fowl ynash

Chelsea had better score now o, before Howard Webb joins the game

Alex ferguson has one more trick-----Howard Webb

If anybody still doubts the value of mikel Obi, this is your answer.
Since he came in, Chelsea defence has been properly shielded.

What happened here
3:2? Just 5 mins wey i say make I rush go buy akara for Walmart na im game change from 1:0 to 3:2?