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Eze Panti n'eme Anya ufu ekwensu mere gi potti
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Danilsa nwa Kazakhstan
Ndi aru mere gi potti
Ha mere unu potti



Odi unu iwe na Asa m wu oyoyo, dark angel, honey mouth

Ndi choro itisa MariaTosh, unu amaghi na true love never ends?

Alicho chirima ochi gi Daa. Hapu ndi ara anyi huru n'anya ebe a

I had this conversation once:
Oyibo man: where are you from
Toshmann: Ohio. And you?
Oyibo man: I'm from Montana, but where are you from originally?
Toshmann: I was born in Nigeria, and where are you from originally?
Oyibo man: so you are nigerian. I was born in Colorado.
Toshmann: no, where are you from originally?
Oyibo man: Colorado
Toshmann: no no no, Colorado originally belongs to the native Americans, where did your ancestors come from?
Oyibo man: o, ok, my maternal grandfather is from portugal while my paternal grandparents are from Bulgaria.
Toshmann: ok, so you are BULGARIAN
Oyibo man: sort of( looking embarrased)
Toshmann: not sort of, that's what you really are( looking mischievous )

He has never called me foreigner again

searay: UBM.
.
.
Where:
U=you
B=be
M=mumu

If no be say I be gentleman I for don abuse you and your foolish papa wey born useless entity like you

But because I am a correct gentleman I will not use such language in this forum

Baby mu
M chodigela gi ka nga Ify na acho tura bleaching soap ( karia nga pres-elect na acho ncha oga agba)

Chei, adigo m happy now. Infact ka m ga choo egwu m ga eji ehi ura n'abalia

achi4u: Alicho+Achi=Aliachy
Nne ijuru eju na nwanyi,onwere ka ife ga esi adi otu okwesili idi?

Aliachy
The thing sound-uru ka akpuru-achia

DANILSA: Egwu`a kam ji agbadoo maria, ka`o mara na abughi`m nwa afor 18, before otele a kona ya

Bia Nwoke m, otoghi ochi
Unu Biko hapuru m Maria m. M ga abara unu nshi na threadia o . Anaghi kwa m eji Maria egwu egwu

toshmann: the following must not gerela egwu a:
Deportilsa

onye si gi gere ya bu egwu?

DANILSA: Impersonation. Toshman amaala udo maka Maria,onye bu onye nka? a`bum a young suitor not convict, biko ATMC(ard)di free, ma obughi-ya ihe gburu original tosh ga egbu gi

inubeghi na awu m anwu anwu

elee agaba faketan nwanne nke nani mu, agaba biko gere egwu a maka ndi old school (otele kindergarten agaghi aghota mgbe egwu a nwuru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kogPtqg9Iw

the following must not gerela egwu a:
Eze Panti
Deportilsa
pres-elect
ify
achi4u
etc

Ndewo, ibiaruru abiaru. Ebe a wu ebe anyi na eme onwe anyi obioma. Anaghi ese okwu ebea. Gi na nwanne gi bachaa mba na threadi ozo, unu bia ebe a unu ga eme enyi. Unu laghachi threadi nke ozo unu nwere Ike bawakwa mba unu na aba before.

Ebe a wu home anyi na nairalandi. Umuoma jukwara ebe a. E nwekwara ndi joro njo ebea,
ndi dika pres-elect( oyiri enwe ),

Eze P ( yichara Onye aguru) ,

Achi4u (onwere akwukwu )
otele ( nke a di 18yrs o na eme ka umuaka )

ifyalways a.k.a ifynkwa ( onwere enyi Nwoke 200 )

Maria ( enyi m nwayi, agwakwala ya nso )

Agaba419( o na añu goof )

antivirus( Onye nke a bu oria)

Danilsa ( ex-convict e-deport-uru from Kazakhstan)

Mana ha nile wu umunne, anyi huru onwe anyi n'anya

Ndewo

Eze Promoe: O muwa bu that guy gara ozala Idemili turu ugo lota Owere, chie ichie na Onicha, bia na Igwe-Ocha n'eche mgbe aga emem Eze Gbaka Gbaka III of Pitakwa

Eze Pant nwa 13yrs ituwara ime na mbano si n juo gi mgbe iga abia hu ya? Osi m gwa gi na odi due this February

No comment. And my decision not to make a comment is based on facts that I won't comment on. Note that I make no comment on the no comment status of this no comment post. And there'll be no comment on the comments following this no comment post and if there's are no comments following this no comment post then all I have to say is no comment.

In summary, no comment

O'boy you see my babe? M na acho babe m. Ndi asiri si na m Mara udo. How can I when I have Maria.

Asampete m. M na acho gi o. My one sweet love.
I feel you all day.

[quote author=pres-elect]Baby m, egwuregwu ka m na egwu. Onweghikwa ihe m bu n'amu n'obi.


Chei, orubeghi nke otu ahu asa m. Chei, ala owerre leee, ngwa ewela iwe, aga m ere my masters degree jiri de ego zuo new phone. Ify emekwala ihe a Biko. Ejim akpa-amu tosh obioma ario gi Biko.[/quote]darfur kpagharikwaa onwegi
anu mpam, iche na ify wu your girlfriend? ify ji gi agbaga bolu. ifylacious ifynkwa, ify nwere more than 10 bobos scattered allover europe. ify bichara na london, bie barcelona, bie rome bichaa ebe nile bia end-ia up na ghana. gini churu ya oso n'europe? i na eme pasmaga na ify wu your babe, mba, owu gi wu babe ify ify right now na achon bobo number 11 imaghi na inu na okpuru list ify

ina eji akpa amu m aria ify, ima akpa amu ole ify hugoro juo agaba/faketan ka o kowara gi maka ifyscotic ifymerization

hmmn,
let's give the security the benefit of doubt. let's assume they paradees are the criminals, but let them be tried in court and proven guilty. otherwise i'm afriad, we have a bigger problem at hand

dayokanu: What are their names

good question. i hope they would be tried openly.

DANILSA: Inakowa na Tosh etoruighi nwoke? biko nabata Tosh ka obi di ya nma ka`o we ike ihapu maria

agaghi m ahapu maria! NEVER!NEVER!

DANILSA: Toshman hapuzie kam nye gi ATMC(ard) asa nwa maranma maobu ifyways

ify ga ebutere m obituary
ATMC ga ebutere m bankruptcy

ebere gi ha kpa ahu, igbaliala

achoro m maria m, original MariaTosh.

And so Jesus pretended to be sexually interested Mary Magdalene before he came to her?

Which bible are you reading? Have you ever heard of "ABSTAIN from ALL APPEARANCE of evil" ? This is how you guys spin a lie into false truths. Five simple words from the heart will settle this matter-"I've sinned lord, forgive me"
Finish. Jesus will do the rest. All this excuses make the spirit weaker and further sink into sin due to lack of remorse.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Hohohohoho![/color]

Gini toga gi ochi

Otele Otoghi ochi

"unlike"

FXKing2012: If he's indeed a pastor then I'm sure he was only trying to preach to the prostitutes as directed in the Bible. Remember many Americans are not true Christians so they may not believe in the idea of preaching to prostitutes; to them talking to a prostitute means you are soliciting sex.

Jesus preached to harlots and asked them to go and sin no more. We are to follow in His example.

People like you create the banner under which pastors hide to commit moral crimes.

There's no evidence this dude went to preach to a female sex worker. The "LovePeddler" trapped him into soliciting for sex. The police doesn't arrest potential LovePeddler clients until the client has discussed sex that's when the "LovePeddler" who's actually an undercover police officer brings out the handcuffs.

Stop these senseless excuses.

In Nigeria we have fraudulent pastors, here in America we have politicians masquarading as pastors. Where do we turn to?

This is pathetic

Is this happening?
It can't be! Maria loves me and no other person
Yes, enweghi Onye ozo Maria love-uru. Nani mu.

Chei, MariaTosh elee gi o
Oyi egbuo m ebe a
Ndi iro ji m mere Comedy Central.

unu ji m eme show okwaya?
nsogbu adighi,
asa m will not leave me like that . . . . . . . .

@2moredendisc and frosbel

i hate hipocrisy

no disrespect, but this dude has been seen "inapproriately visiting the wife of one of his members" when the member was away. i dont want to give details in order not to be like i'm defaming someone. i live in southwest ohio, i've been to this church once. i know many nigerians that go there. one of them, a top church member is a confirmed fraudster. i repeat a CONFIRMED fraudster.

of course we serve a God of second chance, this dude will be forgiven by God and his wife, if not God woulda killed him by now, i hope he changes, but i am disappointed
and i hate hipocrisy

that was 1961. dont judge their fashion with 21st century style.

but look at their pose and composure. compare that to our PhD GEJ

this man's accent was superb. and he wasnt faking it. i've heard him on BBC speaking to some british people en-route america to register nigeria at the UN. did you guys notice how much respect the americans gave the nigerian delegation? even a joint session speech at congress.

this guy was confident, confortable in his skin, his clothes, his gait, his everything and wasnt trying hard to impress anyone yet he impressed everyone reasonable.
this guy appears more intelligent than 98% of the graduates of nigerian university today, including masters degree holders and majority of PhD holders. then we had a country. today the name Nigeria is toxic in the international community. . . . and PDP is not done yet.

They may not need to travel 300miles. Could also be that the Hausa man in question came down to middle belt area to live or do business and had never met an Igbo before. And yes they weren't called igbos, so the Hausa didn't call him Igbo either. Simply called him nyamiri people.

Don't use 21st century mindset to view this. Back in the days people migrate 1000s of miles. Also when something strange is seen the news travel fast across the land. Like the first time whites came to igboland. People talked about the one or two people they saw to far away lands that have never even seen whites and never saw any for some years later.

We may never know but I believe it came from the words nyem Mmiri. And it wasn't 20th century

DANILSA: tosh ina-nu

Not funny

Maria! Maria! Maria nke m ooo
Eleee ebe I no o o

Yep, Nigerian to the core

ezeagu: The end didn't come when the most powerful powers on earth fought a deadly battle that took millions in the 1930s and 40s. The end didn't come when atom bombs were being thrown around the globe like toys. The end didn't come when empires ravaged lands across the earth taking land and people with them. The end didn't come when the human population was almost wiped out at different points over the last 200,000 years. The end isn't coming because of poverty and bad governance. No. The end has come because Nigerian women are dancing in bras and panties.

They are not even dancing nude. May be I've been abroad too long, but where I am some ladies go to school with even less clothes on than those ladies dancing.

Anyway, I've seen the London carnival, I've seen Toronto carnival and they are HOT . My next target is Trinidad Carnival. I heard that is the capital of HoT chicks on earth

Ezeagu centuries ago I'm not sure out people had GPS or knew the map. This Igbo dude must have been doing business with the benue-plateau people and prolly missed his way and hit the core north. He prolly thought it was the same people he usually meets who prolly understand him. But it was a different tribe.
I'm just trying out possible scenarios

But whatever it is, I don't think pidgin English had developed by 1800. Do you? And so I stick to why I was told, that the first Igbo man to hit the north asked for water and it was centuries ago and not during the civil war.