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Family › Re: Can You Be Friends With Your Spouse's Ex? by toshmann(m): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2013
Why not? Live and let live. I'm friends with my ex's spouse and so I see nothing wrong with being friends with my spouse's ex.

Just wont want him close cool
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by toshmann(m): 10:51pm On Jan 19, 2013
Kamanda: comment cela affecte le prix du gari sur le marché?
le prix du marché de garri est indépendant de ce développement
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by toshmann(m): 1:43am On Jan 19, 2013
Uhm, obviously I'm not familiar with Nigerian celebrities, but what with the murder thingy? Did she kill someone? And is still free to rock around? Just asking, dunno the facts?
And who's she by the way.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:12pm On Jan 18, 2013
Faketan shocked
Isi Maria kporo gi? Whereas okpobeghi m since long time imo river!!!
faketan! Faketan! Faketan!!

Kam mechie onu for now angry
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 9:09pm On Jan 18, 2013
whitefairy: Here,have some and enjoy!
Thanks jare cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 8:18pm On Jan 18, 2013
Faketan enyi m nwoke cheesy
Nnaa Biko ihuru Maria around? Umuafrika aruola overtime ebe asampete m nu. Ahube m Maria kemgbe week abuo.
Biko nyere aka chotara m akwa Ugo m. Odi ndi nche mkpa. Tupu nwa mama anwuo nga, okwa ighotara ihe m mean-iri wink
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 8:07pm On Jan 18, 2013
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. -- Lev.20:13

Yep, evidence from the good book cool
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 8:04pm On Jan 18, 2013
ijebabe: You guys really wanna go there! There are other things claimed that the bible support, like women not speaking in church, incest/polygamy and conflicting teachings.
Seriously lets not go there.
Sure. That's the bible for you. Even slavery was tolerated. Yep, good old slavery was tolerated in the bible. Infact Paul I guess, gave instructions on how to treat slaves. Though Jesus might have condemned slavery when he said " do unto others as you want them to do unto you" but there was not outright condemnation of slavery.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2013
Achi nnaa cheesy
Okwa m gwara gi mgbe ahu si gi bia hu m Anya maka adabekee nwanne m nwayi, gi chee na m wu wayo. Ogbawhoola gi Anya ugbua. Adabekee is gone into the loving arms of Blackpikin. And even if adablack doesn't work, ndi nu reserve bench wu otele and co. You no even dey 2nd eleven grin

Ndo, amadioha ga echeta gi somehow grin tongue
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 7:45pm On Jan 18, 2013
ijebabe: This is a different debate entirely. One you will lose so lets not go there tongue
Seriously the bible supports homophobia. Don't ask me to explain. But it's true
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 7:24pm On Jan 18, 2013
whitefairy: All dis battle becos of homo.
Hisses n starts chewing bitter kola
Cut a little bit for me pls. Been ages I even saw that stuff cheesy

Naija na wa o.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by toshmann(m): 7:20pm On Jan 18, 2013
acidtalk: This can ONLY happen in Nigeria.

An Ex Convict, A murderer (killed a medical doctor that finally sent her to prison), A perpetual Drunk and Heavy Smoker and of course, a lady of questionable character becomes AGN president??

Then what morals do we expect our children to get from watching Nollywood movies or having them as role models.

All of them in that picture are millions of people across Africa and the World's role models but the bitter truth is only One or two of them have a clean slate and is fit to be termed a good "Role Model".

A generation that has thrown morals out of the window and only embraces and endorses immorality.
I understand what you're trying to state here but in appalled at the joy with which we criticize our own openly while loving the Americans/British etc. you want celebrities with morals? Ok, go to Hollywood and take a look. Go to Britain. I wish you luck. May be Amy Winehouse ( or whatever her name is) is a goo start. Or Madonna, or Sharon Stone etc perhaps Schwarzenegger will help. I will not defend low morals anywhere but I assure you, it's not a Nigerian issue. It's a global thing. Don't berate Nigeria for this(an other issues). It's globalization.
Welcome to the 21st century cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:24am On Jan 18, 2013
Gini ka iko ga? My friend elee Ada di m n'obi? angry
Crime › Re: Gay Men Stripped & Paraded In Imo State by toshmann(m): 12:22am On Jan 18, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]We can be embarrassing sometimes. Corruption, siddown. No light, siddown. Poor health care, siddown. Bad roads, siddown. Homosexuality? Senators unite to pass bills and civilians run out of their homes and do acts of jungle justice. And these same people pray say "e go beta". No it won't.[/size]
There's a reason we are called uncivilized.
Plane crashes-pray
Road accidents-pray
Bastardized universities-pray
Rigged elections-pray
Looted national treasury-pray
Empty hospitals-pray
Fake drugs-pray
Campus cults-pray
Boko haram-pray
Kidnappers-pray
NEPA-pray( actually tired of praying for this one)
Then change Unilag's name- riot grin
4 gay men- riot grin

@topic
"Ndi ori'ike" grin
I wonder how these dudes contributed to the monumental poverty in Nigeria. If only we can parade ohakim, Orji, ibori etc this same way, then we may be making progress.

What a pathetic generation of smart phones and stu.pid people.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:10am On Jan 18, 2013
Otoghi m ochi angry

Uchu angry
Celebrities › Re: Sambo's Aide Marries Nkiru Sylvanus As Second Wife - Nigeriafilms by toshmann(m): 11:35pm On Jan 17, 2013
nwando: This man has lost it
Tosh I ga egbu nmadu
If we can't dialogue ourselves to national unity, then we should try another style. This proposal I presented has been tested and confirmed to be efficient.

Let us bang ourselves to national unity. As a matter of fact, Married people are also welcome to join the national holiday for the explosion of inter-tribal and inter-religious "ibonge" without condoms cool

It is urgent. Hurry nigerians. Let us build a great future for our motherland. . . . . . in bed cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:29pm On Jan 17, 2013
Bia bikonu, kedu Asa m? Ahubeghi m my love kemgbe week abuo? undecided

Eh? Eze P angry
Eze pant owu gi ka m na aju? Elee Maria m angry
Politics › Re: Prof. Chinedu Nebo Nominated For A Ministerial Position by toshmann(m): 10:58pm On Jan 16, 2013
by the way, what post is he being offered?
Politics › Re: Prof. Chinedu Nebo Nominated For A Ministerial Position by toshmann(m): 10:56pm On Jan 16, 2013
i met him once in ohio. he appeared to me to be a very humble and responsible man. i've met some members of his family too. classical humble xtian people, my impression at the time. i have heard a good lot 'bout him and i do believe he will do well, God willing.
God bless him.


rejoinder: i met a prof nebo former VC UNN, i guess its the same person this thread is about
Celebrities › Re: Sambo's Aide Marries Nkiru Sylvanus As Second Wife - Nigeriafilms by toshmann(m): 3:36pm On Jan 15, 2013
Hurry nigerians, the time to act is now. Toshmann's theory must be fully implemented. That's the best route to national unity.

Dudes throw away your condoms
Babes, open your legs as far apart as the east is from the west.

Girls don't agree for anyone from your ethnic group. Guys go for the girls in other ethnic groups.

Let us have a national holiday for inter-tribal and inter-religious condomless hammering. cool

The time to act is now. cheesy
Let us save nigeria today, for the Nigerians of tomorrow.
End the hatred. Make love angry
Celebrities › Re: Sambo's Aide Marries Nkiru Sylvanus As Second Wife - Nigeriafilms by toshmann(m): 3:30pm On Jan 15, 2013
Good Girl: So you think intermarriages, interbreeding and inter-tribal banging will end tribalism? Lmao. grin
Didn't you hear of the Hutu who rose to kill the Tutsi in Rwanda and they started by slashing the necks of their Tutsi wives and in-laws? Didn't you also hear of Kikuyu men who chased away their Luo wives in Kenya during the post-election violence after President Kibaki openly rigged the elections in 2007?
Marrying and having children by women from other ethnic groups will not stop one from being a tribalist. Children with multiple identities still identify with one ethnic group and if surrounded by tribalists, he/she will end up being one.
Dude/dudess,
By the 2090 there'll be no full igbos or full fulanis is this theory is implemented. Not like Rwanda with Hutus and Tutsis but just Nigerians with "my father is part Igbo part Fulani, my great grand mother is part Yoruba etc" look at the Americans. Ask any white American where his ancestors come from. You'll hear, oh, I'm part German and part Dutch, a little bit of Irish and Portuguese and I know my maternal great-great grandmother is Native American of Cherokee tribe, I also think there's Greek somewhere in my lineage etc etc etc grin

A professor did a research on African Americans and their ancestry, 90% of them have white ancestors grin mixed with multiple african tribes.
If we start now to hammer ourselves inter-tribally, I promise you, we will be preventing serious wars for the next generations.

And by the way, as a dude, I gotta tell ya, those Hutu men that killed their Tutsi wives didn't love their wives at all, and only used the crisis as an opportunity to get rid of them grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:56pm On Jan 15, 2013
Pipiro tongue
Celebrities › Re: Sambo's Aide Marries Nkiru Sylvanus As Second Wife - Nigeriafilms by toshmann(m): 1:22pm On Jan 15, 2013
Something tells me this story is fake.

http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/actress-nkiru-sylvanus-did-not-marry.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+/OqshX+(Welcome+to+Linda+Ikeji's+Blog)&m=1

But if its true, let them be abeg cheesy love has no rules wink
If its true, aboki don catch yummy fish be that grin
And if she wants him just for money lipsrsealed which is very possible grin then all I can say is, good luck cheesy

Otherwise, people shoul wish them well. May be its time to try out the .....
TOSHMANN'S THEORY OF SOCIO-CULTURAL INTEGRATION AND PATRIOTISM which states that

"nigeria's huge and debilitating problem of tribalism can only be solved through inter-tribal and inter-religious banging and counter-banging without condoms" cheesy

Eg, if you're Igbo, have it as a moral national duty to bang Yoruba babes without condoms. If you're Yoruba, have it as a moral duty to hammer Igbo babes condomlessly. By the year 2060, we will populate this country with a generation of true Nigerians. People whose grand parents are Igbo/Yoruba/efik/Hausa/ Moslem/catholic/ etc. lets see how tribalism will survive. smiley

Where's that Fulani girls number again cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:32pm On Jan 14, 2013
eze Pipiro
Jokes Etc › Re: 5 WAYS 2 Make A MAN HAPPY by toshmann(m): 10:30pm On Jan 14, 2013
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rhodiesworld: this can only work if men will alo make women happy.

5 ways of makung a woman happy
(1)don't ask 4 sex,

(2) Neva ask him 4 sex,

(3) I say 4get abt asking 4 sex,

(4) don't even think abt sex,

(5) Reject wen she ask for it.



www.rhodiesworld.com
stop this joke pls angry you want us to have premature cancer? cheesy
Booty4me: (1)don't ask 4 money,

(2) Neva ask him 4 money,

(3) I say 4get abt asking 4 money,

(4) don't even think abt money,

(5) Reject wen he gives u.

**Winks
wow!!! why didnt somebody explain this to women all these centuries? cheesy
Culture › Re: Inwe Ike Ide N'igbo N'edeghi N'oyibo, Ngwa Nu Bia Nwale....... by toshmann(m): 6:05pm On Jan 12, 2013
Igbaliala smiley
Health › Re: My 23 Year Old Sister Just Tested Hiv Positive And Has Won American Visa. by toshmann(m): 6:00pm On Jan 12, 2013
Oooops grin
How did it come up on my thread list then?
Anyways grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:53am On Jan 12, 2013
Otele mgbeke.
Whoopi Goldberg (akpa njo) love-uru gi grin
Health › Re: My 23 Year Old Sister Just Tested Hiv Positive And Has Won American Visa. by toshmann(m): 4:52am On Jan 12, 2013
By the way, did your sister do a test for HIV? How sure are you that she has the virus?

On a lighter note, how come she's dating de pastor? grin even to banging levels when they weren't married. That pastor no de read bible? grin grin

Funky Pastor wink

Anyways relax. No stress. smiley
Health › Re: My 23 Year Old Sister Just Tested Hiv Positive And Has Won American Visa. by toshmann(m): 4:46am On Jan 12, 2013
Last time I checked, Obama has changed that policy of denying people visas because they are HIV positive.

http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-04/travel/us.hiv.visa_1_hiv-positive-hiv-infection-hiv-travel-and-immigration?_s=PM:TRAVEL

So hurry to the embassy, get her visa, when she gets to the US, treatment plenty. Even free treatment with enough medications. She no get stress.

As for the pastor. . . . . grin
Health › Re: Doctors In D House Pls Help Of Dis My Problem by toshmann(m): 4:40am On Jan 12, 2013
I'm not sure i fully understood your English but I guess your complaint is that you loose your erection just prior to copulation. If that's the case, I suspect it's just psychological. Unless there's an underlying illness you didn't tell his about, like diabetes.

Anyways, next time relax and take it easy. Don't forget to use a condom, or better still abstinence. If you must, stick to one girl. Play safe. cool

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