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 Culture › Re: Adultery By The Wife; Death Of The Kids,husband And The Tribes Of Delta State. by toshmann(m): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
Whaat  Tpia, wetin I do you? How Nigerians carry de think sef? That I opposed a culture that kills innocent peeps over the coital generosity of a loose married woman now makes me devil? So tpia you will like that culture eh? Okay, I understand. Anytime you're tired of your husband you just display you privates for a stronger and kaput- your husband kpeme  Even sef he go kpeme with the kids And yet I'm the devil for opposing this . Na wao |
| Culture › Re: Happy Birthday, Ifyalways by toshmann(m): 1:21pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
[quote author=pres-elect]ify m, i didnt forget o, was hospitalized for abdominal pains. better now. they say its cholangitis. but i'm okay  happy bday my dear. and happy new year.[/quote]Hahahahahaha Ify if you believe this story then you can believe anything. Chei, I laugh in Swahili Anyways, happy nu yr ifynkwa |
| Culture › Re: Adultery By The Wife; Death Of The Kids,husband And The Tribes Of Delta State. by toshmann(m): 1:17pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]shut up. they are not afraid o the woman. wetin nonsense be you talk? [/quote]Oya tell me why dem leave the woman, leave the man wey de woman Carry cheat on her husband and go and unleash their yeye vengeance on people wey no do anything?  @ify I guess many isoko and urhobo women don't subscribe to this because. . . . . . . . . you know now  |
| Culture › Re: Adultery By The Wife; Death Of The Kids,husband And The Tribes Of Delta State. by toshmann(m): 1:14pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
ezme: It think it was that way believing the fear of the woman losing her kids and husband would push her to confess and believe me to the best of my knowledge it is very real. This is one of the reasons there is a general belief that Isoko and Urhobo women don't have philandering ways.Which kind argument be this? How about the woman dying if she flirts and so she can avoid cheating for fear of loosing her own life? How can an innocent man and his children die for the sin of a loose woman and another man? The only people who didn't die are the two people who engaged in adultery. And you tell me this isn't a joke  Abasi mbok |
| Culture › Re: Adultery By The Wife; Death Of The Kids,husband And The Tribes Of Delta State. by toshmann(m): 6:55am On Jan 01, 2013 |
I hope this is a joke. Bc if not, it's unfortunate. Which kind yeye culture be this? Why should the kids and husband die for a woman's extra-marital sexual philanthropy? If the ancestors and their gods are afraid of the woman they should at least go and attack the man that slept with another man's wife. See me see wahala o 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:14am On Jan 01, 2013 |
January 2013 hapi new yr ndi nkem [quote author=Maria-Goretti]lmao....asili[/quote]Asiki gbaka ute Otele hapi new yr, hapu asili, hapu nwunye ndi ozo Ndi b'anyi api nu yr. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday, Maria-Goretti & Rocktation! by toshmann(m): 3:29am On Jan 01, 2013 |
January 1 2013 [quote author=Maria-Goretti]wetin you give me?[/quote]Otele ngwa Zaa ya. Okwa Agwala m gi jiri style were agwa ojoo a chuo afo. Ejikwala apari a baa 2013. Odikwa ka owu m wu Onye mbu na ede ihe n'ogbako threadi anyi a n'afo ohuru nke 2013 And owu Asa m MariaTosh ka m ga asi Onye obula mee ya obioma( trying to say "dedicate" in Igbo  ) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday, Maria-Goretti & Rocktation! by toshmann(m): 6:01am On Dec 31, 2012 |
it is 12:01 a.m, 31st december 2012 in Ohio . . . . . . . "words cannot express, what i believe in my heart, that you deserve on this special day. but let me remind the world, that on this special day, special people are born to be exceptional.you are precious, you are a damsel. you are my dark angel. Maria Goretti you are one in a million, and you will never walk alone" ________________________________________love, Toshmann  1 Like
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| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 8:51pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
Mazi omenuko nnaa, owu 200 naira ka iji ado anyi akpiri ebe a Chei, ala akwupula otele I Che na ndi Nile nu ebe a wu ndi aguru ka darfur? aguru egbuchaala darfur Ify ejiri style ga zuta new boyfriend kpoo ya ifyboy Anyway, ndewo, Alicho, kedu school I gara na owerre? Ojimgbo? Bishop las-something? Fedi? Egbu? Kedu nke owu? I hope imere mbano enjoy this Xmas visit? Love has no limitation! A lover can't pretend! It has no imitation! True love will defend! MariaTosh |
| Romance › Re: What Do Your Parents Call Each Other? by toshmann(m): 8:37pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
onatisi: this is so funny i cant help coming back to it every hourThe couple have left everyone puzzled. They've been married for 11yrs now. Still they fight everyday, abuse each other at every opportunity. You need to see then in a car, they don't talk to each other. Yet somehow they've refused to separate. And their marriage has survived when many others we thought were peaceful have fallen apart. And their kids are doing good in school. Quiet kids. Very well mannered children. No one understands this couple and everyone has left them alone. Now I hear when they fight no one interrupts and funny they've never fought themselves into serious injury, dudes like me have started suspecting if their fight is truly a fight(you get what I mean ) |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 30th December 2012 by toshmann(m): 8:27pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
For those who want to write off Liverpool. . . . . I laugh in Swahili |
| Romance › Re: What Do Your Parents Call Each Other? by toshmann(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Mum: papa toshmann Dad: toshmommy One of my crazy uncles and his wife when they are fighting(which is everyday )Crazy Uncle: Akwunakuwna Crazy Uncle's Wife: Ex-Convict Then punches and slaps, everyday, every night. Dem no gree divorce and yet in the midst of all these they kept making babies 6 kids at last count 2 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:55pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]Toshu, siri na ogodo umu nwayi putaOgbasara gi ? . Ogodo owu nke gi ? Aga m ebi n'ime ogodo Goretti m. Onye n'alike-ighi ya, gaa kpoo ishi na okwute And that's you Eze Pant achi4u: ^^^Otaghi akpu. Anu m n'ime ogodo Obi m, anyi choro imuta junior Maria |
| Islam › Re: Muslim Youth Corpers In Burqas (Picture) by toshmann(m): 6:27am On Dec 29, 2012 |
exxell: Must everything be PhotoshopYou never see anything yet. Someone looked at himself in the mirror, didn't like what he saw, then he declared that the mirror image was a photoshop |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Stoke City Vs Liverpool (3 - 1) On 26th December 2012 by toshmann(m): 11:34pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
We Never Walk Alone our time will come 1 Like |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:32pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Alicho: @Toshmanadaoma kedukwanu ajuju ijuru m? otele, ahurur m aka oru gi i hope na iga eji agwa ojoo ndia chuo afo. maka na 2013 agaghi m eme tolerate ndi nnapu biagidere my Merry-Maria, smiling beauty. my Dark Angel okay o |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
merry xmas ndi nkem nke a wu cardi mu na onye nkem ji ekele unu
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| Culture › Re: Happy Birthday, Ifyalways by toshmann(m): 11:25pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
special present for ifynkwa
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| Celebrities › Re: D'banj Vs Don Jazzy : Power Tussle Or Ethnicity by toshmann(m): 6:41pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
@Poster It's because of worthless posts like this that Nigeria' s future is bleak. If you were knowledgable, and I doubt you are, you'll understand that in the entertainment world break ups happen time and again. To try a paint an ethnic picture, while tactfully pretending you ain't doing so, knowing fully well that Nigeria has ethnic sensitivities, is to say the least, SHAMEFUL Here we are in a global village, the world out here doesn't know who is Igbo Yoruba efik etc, most don't even know Nigeria( except in matters of fraud, crime etc) and the best we can do is unite to form a country that can stand on her feet. This generation of Nigerians, with a partial democracy, must stand together. Otherwise by 2075 our great grandchildren will curse our memory for leaving a sick nation for them to inherit. And even though my grandchildren will be foreign citizens, they and others like them would still be better off if they have a great nation to call "the land of my roots" Let those of us who are educated stop this ethnic BS. Love your ethnic group without hating others. Let it be on record that Toshmann was one of the few prophets that warned of the dangers of ethnic squabbles in the early 21st century. God is my witness 14 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Happy Birthday, Ifyalways by toshmann(m): 6:32am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Ify baby oku . All the best baby oku |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:10pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
agabaI23: EchiBia faketan o di ka imaghi ebe Felicia nu? Ichoro nwayi ga abiara gi birthday, imaghi address felimbombo? Anuru m na feli bizi na croydon. Uzo ebe Ify bi mgbe a chupuru ya from apartment enyere ya na thamesmead. Gaa kporo Felicia. Hapuru m Maria. Gini wu di ihe a na threadia sef Anya Onye obula nu na otu asampete m a. Why? Hapuru nu m ya o. M ga egbekwere unu ogwu oke o. |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:05pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
ifyalways: LOLEnwere ihe inwere Maria n'enweghi? Ara Maria kwu oto, nke gi Dara ka slippers ndi aboki. Abiakwa na "that side" nke Maria ka nke gi mma Elee ete m ga eshi ahapu Maria di fresh ga nyowe Ify birila London, Rome, Spain, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Portugal etc ALONE nani ya Maria m wu ice cream |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:33am On Dec 23, 2012 |
otele:otele,oge eruola mgbe aga enye gi poison ify, kedu ihe ina eme na garden park owerri? ify, kedu ete ishi mara ihe garden park wu all about? ify m na enyozi gi enyo ugbua. baby oku . . . . . okwa ndi kidnap agidela darfur, ha si gi bia gbaputa ya with 11 naira 50 kobo. price tag etinyere n'ishi darfur wu 11 naira 50 kobo |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham (4 - 0) On 22nd December 2012 by toshmann(m): 4:55am On Dec 23, 2012*. Modified: 5:26am On Dec 23, 2012 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9sFd3Ennhs KOPITE 4 LIFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0Ru_1zPVk we won it 5 times 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by toshmann(m): 12:05am On Dec 22, 2012 |
freecocoa: Btw I'm not in support of chasing a lady for years o cos I don't think any girl that really wants you would make you wait that long, where I don't agree with you guys is that you only have to ask a girl about 4 times.A little secret for you girls. Any guy who understands the game of hard to get is a PLAYER and while he's waiting patiently for you to fall, there another girl somewhere keeping his "ekwenche" functional. The good guys don't know this hard to get thing, don't have time, and are easily intimidated by the first NO. So be careful what you want. 7 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:44pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
Alicho: Lol.Chei Ada owerre leee. Ba'ama uyo, uyo wu uyo ma'agi Awu m Onye mbano but e toro m na owerre. |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 11:42pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
ifyalways: Maria, i na-akula bandi azu. I chefugo about your shopping?na wao you ohImarala ma the shopping omego already?imaghi, gi na eme noise. Anyways, a promise is a promise anything for love Biko, a nam acho Nwa Darfur acho. Onye huru ya kpolatara m ya.Ana ejide ikuku? Darfur a lakpuo la ebe ona Asa efere. |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by toshmann(m): 11:38pm On Dec 21, 2012 |
@poster Na me and you from now on "Dikwa ready" |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 3:13am On Dec 21, 2012 |
"Onye ji ofo? Onye ji Ofo? Onyeobula ji Ofo, Ofo makwa Onye ji ya ni" _________sir warrior Maria ma Onye ji ya, no shaking MariaTosh |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 12:49am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Eze Promoe: |
| Health › Re: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by toshmann(m): 9:32pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
@Pweetiedoo and 1121 i no talk . . . . . |
Since Nigerians learnt that word, every motion or picture became Photoshopped!
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