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Freiburger: Poll: Who Wins This Match?
Real Madrid: 65% (39 votes)
Bayern Munich: 35% (21 votes)
This poll will end in 1 day
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1 extra vote for Bayern

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I love real Madrid ( unlike barca) but I want Bayern Munich to win bc only Bayern Munich can stop Chelsea

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Torres Torres Torres Torres
You Never Walk Alone

Did anybody see messi' face?
Barca is no team. No defence, no plan B, always relying on penalties and red card. Hate to see such teams. Let them join man utd in the cooler.

Now Chelsea fans
Get ready to loose. Both the FA finals and UCL finals. Bc I want either real Madrid or Bayern Munich to take the cup.

Una don try, now go and sleep.

Barca has run out of ideas
When barca starts crossing balls. Lol.

Dem give them red card, plus penalty, yet they no fit perform

Yeye team. Possession my back side

Dem need another red card?

Anybody here still believes barca is a great team? Chelsea is their first opponent played under tension, and suddenly they can't play free kicks, can't score penalties, can't pass freely inside Chelsea 18 yard box. And this is a 10 man Chelsea. Imagine if Chelsea had 11 players.

Barcelona demystified. A 10 man Chelsea will get to the semis.

Chelsea needs only one chance to score, Barca can have 99% possession, and have 10 chances scoring only 2, Chelsea has one chance and scores

Chelsea advances. Meets Bayern Munich in the final.

Hehehehheheheheheh hehehehehehehe

Barca is out.

Terry's a fool. How could he do that? He knows very well that nou camp is a red card farm

Boring boring.

Same ol same ol

Barca looking for red card before they can score
Chelsea plays defence until they get one chance and they score. Barca gets more confused and game ends.

Next pls.

Changes channel to Aston villa vs Bolton

Yawn!!

Boring game

Ify, e chere m gi na abali, ibiaghi.
Why now. Ahu agwu m. .
M tagide popcorn, amaghi m mgbe m ji taa aka m

Chelsea winning squad

Czech

Ivanovich . Cahill . Terry . Cole

Lampard Obi . Meirelles . Ramirez

Didi . Mata

It could be many things. Like conjunctivitis, keratitis,Orbital cellulitis, ophthalmitis, glaucoma, trauma to the eyes etc. but then,
1 is there any redness in the eyes
2. Does it itch
3. Any discharge?
4. Any teariness
5. Is there any swelling( eye lids or ortherwise)
6. Visual problems?
7 are you hypertensive or diabetic?
8. Did anything hit you in the eye?

Note, if there are visual problems you may want to see a specialist ASAP.
If its Redness it may likely be that something hit u in the eye. Or it may be the famous "Apollo" eye. Pls don't joke with ur eyes. See an expert ASAP. Don't wait. Don't spare any cash in maintaining your eyes.

Prediction for today

Chelsea 1:1 Barca

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Chelsea 2:1 Barca

Messi and co

OAM4J: Abeg face front jor. Wetin dey your bombom? I no be homo

Na Ify sexy curves I dey look

Abeg comot eye for Ify matter. The babe don cause enough wahala for dudes. And even now, the waiting list for her friendship dey looooooong. We no need more people joining the line

[quote author=ekt_bear]lol[/quote]Wetin?

jmaine:

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kilimanjaro: Morinho sent a text to John Terry, Drogba, Lampard and co that he will see them in final.

Maurinho has a bigger problem of his own. Bayern Munich no be small matter.

As for barca, today's game will be a draw. That should be enough to see of uefalona Barcelona .

OAM4J

Stop looking at my bombom

Nnaa odumchi iga akwa ala o, igara na public thread ga gbaa m oto. Na ndi na awughi ndi Igbo ga ahucha Ike m.
I gara ahapu nke ahu m gba oto maka nani threadia. Eleekwanu nke wu Ike m in public multiracial thread. Na ndi mmong, na ndi ugwu-awusa, na ndi MBA-Mmiri, na ndi Yoruba, na ndiigbo, na ndi na awughi ndi naijiria ha Nile ahula Ike m.

Esekwala m ozo Biko. A wu m ichie. Ndi umu mkpi hu ihe a, ha ga anara m echi chi echiri m

Whaaaaat
Odumchi, for here

Chei, alarm don blow. We go see for our zone

But odumchi, foto Ify with Gucci bag e-set-ighi at all. Foto ahu dika nwa school di ume-ala, ishi Zuru oke.
Ify di hot. I kwesiri inye ya hot mini skirt with kajad laps, Gucci glasses na Cuban cigar, papu face

Ify o

Anyi ma onwe ayi

Chei, odumchi agbaala m oto

Chei, ala akwupula otele

Muwa, anu Ana agba egbe o na acho condom, taxi driver
Legodi otele m na UN squad
But nnaa Ike ahu Kara aka. Some umu babes gakwa n'echeta de Ike na nro n'abali, ete pres-elect na eji kajad laps Ify agba ncha

Odumchi, imeriela. Biko you win, before gi esee akpa Amu m
O choochi!!!

Odumchi birikwa o

Ify how far I ga agbadata taa?

Nnaa raa nu okpo. Mana before unu araaa okpo gwanu m in time ka m mee organize commercials during the okpo.
Jiri nke ahu mere obere ego

Funkymallam: We want more.

okay o

nigeria has a long way to go.
why cant the girls report the case?

no shaking
i dey here, i de wait for odumchi.
ya biawa

nwoke m mere onwegi ebere.
toshmann nwa mama di fine and fit. i no need your ebere.

a wu m crown prince of umumkpi crown prince anaghi alu otu nwayi
nna nna m luru ato. nna m ji 1 + X (where X is an integer ranging from 1-100). you do the maths

[quote author=pres-elect]Agwala m Ify ka o cool uo down Ify anaghi anu. Ihe ga emecha di mma, nwee ndidi ka m nweta obele ego, anyi ji ya mee wedding, jiri nwayo ga Zuru ulo na north London, biri n'udo. Ify anaghi anu. Everyday Ify na umu boys. Toshnwayi of all people. Nwoke m ahu anaghi di ezo ya ezo na o na achu pieces. Oluokwala nwayi o. Still Anya ya no ebe Ify no.

Ify ha ga atuwa gi ime o. Toshman tuwara umunwayi abuo ime na Cardiff gbafuo gawa amelika. Ana acho ya acho na wales. Isi o wu ashi, jigodi style mee ya invite to London. I ga ahu excuses

Ukwu ya mee mistake dabala UK o wu paddington police station ka o ga a ga were one room

Ify hapu umunwoke Biko. Ahukwara nu m gi n'anya. [/quote]nwoke m cool-uo down. gaa gbara ogwu gi nuo i ka na asa efere na central london?
nnaa darfur, masters a imega na london kemgbe 10yrs, ana aguchakwa ya agucha? i no school oge tony blair wu PM, noro there Gordon Brown a chia, now Cameron, i ka n'eme masters
noro chewe ify, ify kara aka, owughi for the feeble minded. ify di HOT!!!. O na enwu oku oge nile. so o need-iri nwoke kara aka, di capable, i kuda the fire from time to time, otherwise o ga a-boil-u up wuru volcano. and anyi achoghi ka ify anyi nwee volcanic fire injury
so umu guys ga na aku nkwa(not music, nb odumchi).
as for felicia(aka felimbombo) agaba/faketan turu ilulu na 1905 si . . "as long as nwa agbogho mepere ukwu ya, umu afrika ga n'adaba in between the legs, maka nkwa"

odumchi

presido1: Odum "Iku Nkwa" abughi to play misik in this case. Hahahahaha Iku Nkwa bu "iti egwu ugwu", "iri nwa obi na ogodo", , "ikwa iko" ma obu kwa "ita nkpuru osisi like adam and eve".

lol. odumchi amaghi ncha wu ncha . . . .

odumchi: òóò o di ihe mere ihe a. Lol

Akwa weekendi eruolari eru?

Lol, Tosh if it's my people they will say "you will see, and will suffer with your eyes because of what you'll see" I am purposefully leavening you so that you can roam like a goat tied to a tree. When I come I will make meat our of you and give it to Ify to prepare roasted goat meat.

The weekend is here isn't it?

odumchi igaghi anyu nshi . . . inshort, nyem 5 minutes ka m mee gi aru now

Odumchi nwere ike iwu your friend, no problem

Mana asikwala na Ify wu your friend . Unu choro igbu Ify. Mmadu ole sef?

Ify, Biko tinye moratorium on new friendship. Ka anyi mee census na ndi nu na line for now. Infact delete-ia ndi di ka pres-elect na odumchi. Ban-uo AOM4J from iwu friend gi o.
Ka anyi mara nga anyi ha.

Ify idi too much

RFLMAO

i don laugh tire. the video no too dey clear. abeg tell those stupid boys that next time they should use better video wey go dey clear.
anyway, i notice say the girls no even shave . . . .
but i get 3 questions
1. so lesbianism has become a reality in nigeria?
2. are we sure those boys no enter the girls after the video don comot(bc i see one of the boys dey get some "pre-erection"
3. why dem de harrass the girls now? abi lesbianism dey illegal?

anyway, life continues, thanks for sharing.

d'you have anymore of such videos? e be like say u be expert provocative video collector and analyst