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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:58am On Dec 23, 2011
Adaku adamma
Eh adaku adamma

Adaku adamma atachaala okporoko hewu chi m o
Ofe owerre m shiri, o miila ya aka
Ofe okazi m shiri, agbala uka

Adaku adamma hewu chim leee


Chei, egwu schoolu mgbe ochie cheesy

Faketan leee. Agaba gabaline 419! Elee gi ooo.
Biko puta na nwa mama na acho gi. Elee ebe Felicia nu?

@el guapo
Atunyere la m gi vote Kara aka. Ilezie Anya I ga ahu vote eji condom tuo. Owu m wink

Hapunu ekeresimesi o cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 7:45pm On Dec 08, 2011
Deep freezer:
I for once refused to be fed with Kenny D. Garbage. What is kuyt and maxi doing on the bench. How many times will MAXi prove himself? Its British British players always. Tryna frustrate foreign players out of the team. Call back AQUILANI. We should have allowed benitez.
Benitez is not British embarassed
I fear for Liverpool. I think they're trying to create a classical British team that will be admired by neo conservatives in northern England. It's capitalism. It's about market and money. There are people who love teams for different reasons. Not everybody in France was happy when france won the world cup. Some were more interested in the fact that many of the players didn't look like French people. Lol.

Same with the premiership. There's a reason Chelsea and arsenal have many enemies.
So relax yourself, enjoy the game.
At least we have Chelsea to kick around cheesy
That's good enough for me cool
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Many In Benue Communities And Villages by toshmann(m): 7:10pm On Dec 08, 2011
Your senate is busy passing laws against gay people
Foreign Affairs › Re: Herman Cain! by toshmann(m): 6:55pm On Dec 08, 2011
Never say never. This is America. Newt may be the next president of the US.
Here in Ohio, obama will find it hard to win. The kind of people here are very anti Obama.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:42pm On Dec 08, 2011
Ify Biko gwara m enyi gi Nwoke darfur si ya kwusi ichu m oso na nro n'abali. Everytime m Tera n'ututu m di very tired.
And de boy joro nnooo ezigbo njo. Tufiakwa! grin

Gwa ya na ahapula m gi o. Darfur wu amusu grin
O na eri m winch(witch) tongue
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Many In Benue Communities And Villages by toshmann(m): 6:28pm On Dec 08, 2011
The rampage is heading south.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 11:37pm On Dec 05, 2011
Dis Guy:
Andy Carroll for £35pounds LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
£35.00 gift card for anybody that wants to take him for free grin
The guy de play like pregnant woman grin

Ive counted them off this year. No EPL. Not this year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 11:12pm On Dec 05, 2011
Henry40:
I just had a gut feeling we'd loose after the red card. The only time we've lost this season was after a red card as well.
Dont kill yourself over a team that doesnt like black Africans. If not for Glenn Johnson who plays for the English team, Liverpool Doesn't play blacks and recently frustrated guys like babel and ngog out of the team. They didn't mind loosing good guys like meirrelles, just trying to flood the team with British boys as much as possible. They just want to win Chelsea and man uTD to keep reminding people that it's a great team but they are not interested in any silverwares. Lol.

What I watched tonight is very convincing. Dem know wetin dem de do. Just enjoy the game and have fun like me cheesy

We Never Walk Alone  cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 11:05pm On Dec 05, 2011
Henry40:
I shouldn't have watched this. Now I won't sleep well.
Sorry grin
Snap put of it dude. Those guys will be paid over £10,000 estimate for the sh-t they played today.
Including Carroll. He's rich and will continue to get paid heavily. How much you gat in ur account? How much d'you earn in a year?  grin

Better go and sleep and save your blood pressure.  wink
Me I'm going to have a drink and some good rest with my music while I await Monday night football on ESPN. I think the chargers are playing tonight. Hmmmn good
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:59pm On Dec 05, 2011
Henry40:
Suarez's LEGITIMATE GOAL would've made us level {AT LEAST}, assuming the goal was EVEN ONSIDE!! The red card was ABSOLUTELY UNWARRANTED!!!
Excuses!
All that could be avoided if KD fielded the right players. Fulham is shitty and we coulda been 3-0 in 20minutes.

Andy Carroll fell down more than 10 times in that game even when a little struggle will get better result. It's not like they play great free kicks anyways.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:50pm On Dec 05, 2011
Henry40:
I want the ref assassinated! He's a bastard!! I'm going to bed!
Assasinate the coach first. He's toying with your emotions. How can maxi, a great player be on the bench for ages? Then he brings him out for the big game against Chelsea, he scores, does it again the next week and he benches him while Carroll is in the field.
Carroll should be sent to the junior team.

They ain't even playing like a team desperate to score.
Back to NBA, Miami Heat!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:43pm On Dec 05, 2011
mukina2:
na wa o
i iz goood oh lol  cheesy
Lol. America took me off soccer. Lol. This is my first time watching Liverpool live for a loooong time. May be the last too grin
Don't think they're interested in winning anything this yr. they just like winning chelsea grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:38pm On Dec 05, 2011
mukina2:
shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked  angry
Muky love cheesy
Been a while, innit? How are ya?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:37pm On Dec 05, 2011
Whaaaaaaat!  shocked
Kuyt has been on the bench for nothing?

KD is on drugs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:35pm On Dec 05, 2011
Now they have good excuse to loose embarassed

Can't believe this. My first soccer game in ages and this is it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 5th December 2011 by toshmann(m): 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2011
Can't believe I cut short my busy schedule to watch this crap!
Why is Rodriguez on the bench and what is Carroll doing here?

What is keny dalglish doing? Is this another season where we'll just support Liverpool without expecting anything good at the end?
Politics › Re: Same-sex Pastor Dares Senate Ban And Continues Fellowship by toshmann(m): 5:43am On Dec 04, 2011
Eko Ile:
A,gain who are you to dictate to other people what's despicable? In what way have they affected your life? Have they turned you ghayyy? Have they been taking away food from your table?


Why are you so interested in what another man is doing in the corner of his room? Are you mad because they didn't ask you to joined?  Sounds like many of you are ghayy gan sef.

Is corruption that's actually killing nigerians left and right not despicable?  What laws or bills have these scumbags passed to put themselves in jail for just one year?


Gullible and delusional nigerians.
No mind them. Senate and PDP are looking for something to use and change topic from utmost incompetence economically and security wise. This govt has failed the people and now they are looking for ways to change topic.

Wetin concern me concern gay people?
How many of them are bothering my life?
Did they cause unemployment?
How many laws have been passed against boko haram?
The senator amongst them that was accused of supporting boko haram, what has the senate said about him?
The Nigerian govt has used super eagles to distract us for the last 20yrs. However, they've run out of luck since even soccer has been affected by the Nigerian failure. They're desperately looking for another distraction.
How many gay people have applied for marriage in Nigeria?
Yeye senate!
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:20am On Dec 04, 2011
El guapo ihe m need-iri ugbua awughi schnapps. Ihe m need-iri ugbua wu akwuna kajara akaja.
With kajad laps. cool
Dika Felicia faketan napuru m.
Faketan aka agaba419
Elee gi?
Culture › Re: Igbo Dialects by toshmann(m): 4:17am On Dec 04, 2011
@chinenyeN
Isiala and ehime are two local govt from the old mbano LGA. Both speak similarly but I think ehime has some similarities with mbaise.

Asi m ka m kaara gi ete eshi atuwa-atuwa eluwe-eluwe ngaa grin
Mbaise for I wanted to tell you how they(boko haram) are dropping bombs here grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Dialects by toshmann(m): 7:29am On Dec 03, 2011
Ngiri wu aha ghu/ aha ghu wu ngiri(what is your name)
Ichoro iri ri ngala-ugbu/Ichoro iri ri ugbua/(d'you want to eat now)
Mepu ya otuiwhu (do it immediately)
Ala akwupula otele grin(alarm don blow)


Isiala-Mbano! cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2011
[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=413608.msg9667723#msg9667723 date=1322713307]We shall see angry

Ayi ga ahu angry. Infact o wu nani gi ga ahu ( ihu m na nro angry )

Anumanu angry[/quote]Cheeeeeeee!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked.
Darfur Biko lekwe Ify werechaaaa!!!! Heee! Ala mbano eee. Biko darfur agaghim enye Ify nsogbu ozo. Biko achoghim ihu gi na nro ozo. Lekwa nu m oo! Biko nro ojooo m nwere last night achoghi m ya ozo.
Achoghi m ihu gi na nro again! shocked
Imakwa na ijoro njo, ekwesighi ihu gi n'abali. Na nro for that matter. Tufia.
Ify bye bye, lekwe onuku giDarfur werechaaaa!
Ka m nwee peace.

Elee Felicia sef?

@relax
Biko ihu any kajad otelented okpeke, tinye m na line wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On Sunday 20th November 2011 by toshmann(m): 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2011
As if the 1-2 defeat wasn't enough we returned 9 days later to confirm the superiority with a 2-0 pounding despite missing a penalty. grin

Chelsea our wife
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:06pm On Nov 30, 2011
Darfur ike nshi!
Enweghi ihe I ga emeli tongue gaa nyuo nshi. Even sef, igaghi anyuli nshi Kara aka grin

@ify de babe cheesy
Felimbombo ka Chelsea mma o grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:26am On Nov 30, 2011
shhh, Ify gbanyuo oku Biko, mechie Uzo, shhhh, emezila noise. Ngwa , shhhh achoghi m ka ndi mmadu nu olu ayi, silence,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On November 29th 2011 by toshmann(m): 3:21am On Nov 30, 2011
Twe twa twu twi grin I laugh I Swahili grin

Chelsea our darling wife cheesy

Guys I think we should move our home games to stamford bridge.
cheesy. I'm loving it wink

Uhm,
Henry40:
I really can't say why Maxi hardly ever starts!
I guess some crazy folks in anfield like playing British boys as against merit. I was shocked to see maxi start at Chelsea EPL game and I wasn't surprised he scored. But I guess they'll put him in the bench again.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:28am On Nov 26, 2011
odumchi, biko hapuru m ify(darfur wu onuku, ify na aghogbu ya. a huru m na o na azazi pres-elect. typical onuku)
anyway, aha m wu toshmann nwa mama
agbusi gbara otele 1
eju n'efe n'elu
anu ana agba egbe . . o n'acho condom 1
crown prince of umumkpi1
the first son of the great ezeala1 of umumkpi, . . . . conqueror of the british empire.
grandson of ezemkpoto1 of umumkpi
great grandson of eleweukwu1 of umumkpi . . . . hero of the war of attrition of 1849.
great-great grandson of adagaduga . . . founder of the ancient kindgom of umumkpi and leader of the great migration from the land of adigboloja in the valley of zambezi to umumkpi just east of the niger

owughi m obele mmadu cool . . . . ihe a nile wu ka i hapuru m ify grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:20am On Nov 26, 2011
odumchi!  angry
odumchi! angry
odumchi! angry

akporo m gi ugboro ole? angry kwanyere onwe gi ugwu o, maka na onaghi ara ahu ya arawa ahu.
aga m amawapukwa mmadu akpa amu o grin
ga jukwaa maka m,
awu m crown prince of umumkpi,
anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom
jidekwa onwe gi o . . . . hapuru m runs m cool
gaa chuo ke gi tongue
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 6:07am On Nov 26, 2011
@ify
ihe mu na gi kwuru how far? izabeghi m ajuju m juru? elee mgbe i ga abia kuo gbizaaa cheesy anuru m na ima ya eme pieces grin
ify bikonu o, owu nani darfur onuku ka i ga n'enye ihe a? darfur aturu nwuru anwu, n'asa toilet na central london. grin

ify give me bottom belle cool-u my heart-io
woman give me bottom belle cool-u my heart-io
bonsue, azikiwe, bonsue, owe owe
iye,iye,iye,iye bonsue, azikiwe bonsue owe-owe


ify i kara aka wink

faketan!!!, faketanu mu oooo!!!!! biko bia k'anyi kpazie ihe joo, amaghi m ihe ify mega.
fake biko elee ebe m ga enweta feli-felistico sharp sharp, o di m nke ojoooo cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 4:50am On Nov 23, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Ify Ona awu, mhu gi Obim ana Eti GBUM GBUM GBUM! wink wink wink wink[/color]
ke m na aku m gberi gberi gberi cheesy
ifysco ifysco wink . . . . ayi ma onwe anyi
eziokwu m nile, aka kpaa felimbombo now eh, aga m aku ya mbomchi grin

anyways, ify, in the absence of feli-de-action, bia nu daa m aka n'obi. cheesy
hapu mugu ahu kporo onwe ya darfur, ogaghi anyu nshi kara aka angry

ify aga m eme gi ofuma n'abali. lekwa evidence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEd6QUbK2Mw
nani mu na gi
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:23am On Nov 21, 2011
ifyalways:
Toshman=Born2fuck
Onye wukwanu ifunanya? angry

Bia bia bia, ihe o wughi nwata nwayi a na aghogbu darfur onuku undecided. Lol.
Ify, kedukwanu ihe iji akpo m nickname gi grin and at this moment oji m baaaaaad! E need-iri m a new action, eriela m one action for two good years, mbanu, it's time for change.

Ify baby cheesy Biko fax-iara m address gi, hapu anu mpam ahu I na e-decieve-u, bia kuo m action for two nights, kedu ebe ibi sef?

Ifysco ifysco cheesy, okunkwa ibe m wink
Anyi ma onwe anyi cool

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