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Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2012
Odumchi, dibia na agworo m ogwu a baaala ohia iga wete ihe oji agwo ogwu. Ika nwere oge isi m ndo. And oforo 2 lectures ka m mechaa my arts course. Ka m bia seee gi pieces.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:26am On Apr 17, 2012
Elee odumchi? Si ya bia ka gbaa ya ose na otele ya cheesy
Politics › Re: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by toshmann(m): 11:30pm On Apr 16, 2012
Odumchi, I've just finished the first round of my impromptu art classes. I'm coming for you soon angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic (1 - 2) On April 16 2012 by toshmann(m): 11:16pm On Apr 16, 2012
not2long: hey pls am looking for aunty mukina, she said she is going to market, pls help me ask her how is market grin grin grin grin grin grin
Aww where's my muky kiss
Muky love wink consolatory kisses for you kiss kiss

E go better. Never mind. By Saturday Chelsea will be exhausted after playing Barcelona. Then you guys can rise and shine and gun them down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wigan Athletic (1 - 2) On April 16 2012 by toshmann(m): 10:49pm On Apr 16, 2012
So arsenal lost huh? Lol. I laugh in Swahili. All those who laughed at us when wigan beat us in anfield, note that wigan has beaten both man utd and arsenal. Lol. Even with prior warni of giant killing tendencies, a warning which Liverpool didn't have.

I laugh like a kop grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 1) On April 14th 2012 by toshmann(m): 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2012
ono: Is that the toshmann of good old Nairaland - or a fake? Anyways, me sef don laugh die. The things we see on nairaland these days....makes me wonder.
Na me live and direct from cincinnati ohio cool. No mind me, America with their baseball and NBA and super bowl no de gree me follow soccer as I used to.

emmke: top 4 >>> carling cup + fa cup. You'll always walk alone. Goonergunner
My friend I guess things will be better If you keep your oral cavity in a permanent condition of mute cool
After all we beat you guys in London 2-0 early in the season.

And they shall NEVER walk alone!!! Even if they are relegated we shall never leave them alone bc Liverpool is more than a soccer club. It's family. It's collegial. It's a bond that's worth more than trophies. And guess what, the trophies come.

Finally, talk to me when you get your FIRST champions league victory. Until then, obstruct your disinhibited oro-cerebral disjunction.

We never walk alone cool
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2012
Toshmann ka di ndu cool gini ga egbu m?

Bia, darfur o dabala Felicia? shocked. Chei, that boy enweghi uburu grin. And o wu faketan/agaba na arafu ya. Faketan kuchaa babes nkwa, ya ahafuru ha darfur. Last one owu ify grin faketan na Ify kuru nkwa for 7 straight years. Ejighi condom. Fake akugide Ify nkwa, ihe fake e-bend-ia ka crayfish. grin Ify ka nokwa kamkpe. Fake a-fax-ia Ify to darfur. Now owu felimbombo. After mu na faketan kuchara mbombo na London, Cardiff na Cincinnati, fake e-push-uola ya to darfur grin

Gwakwanu darfur na felimbombo dikwa merciless na bed. Ify na eme ebere na Ike gwu Nwoke ( according to faketan) mana felimbombo ka akukwa gi the thing until gi nyuo obara. grin igaghi enwe rest until ya adi safisfied. And onaghi eju ya eju. Those days m na aku ya the thing after m riti utara ji. Gwakwanu darfur before ya añuo fruit juice si na ochoro iku felimbombo the thing. grin

Ozu adorokwalanu o. Aka m adighikwa ya. I have spoken. cool grin
Foreign Affairs › Secret Service Agent Wan Chop Ashawo! Lol by toshmann(op): 7:34pm On Apr 14, 2012
Anybody heard this story. An agent detailed to protect US president invites ashawo to hotel where president is staying grin
Crime › Re: Video Of Lady Caught With Guns In Bag Of Garri At Numan LGA, Adamawa by toshmann(m): 4:37pm On Apr 14, 2012
As much as our security agents are incompetent( to be polite), I'm appalled that this thread gives more sympathy to the woman than to the victims of this terrorism era. Note that Nigerians are not known for politeness how much more when illegal arms movement is seen with a woman in an age of terrorism. Police officers have been one of the major targets of terrorism from both mEND and boko haram. They are under pressure, and despite all your sympathies for this woman, I'm thinking more of where those guns will end up. Perhaps theyll be delivered to the terrorists who will now attack____
A church!
A mosque!
A police station!
A shool!
A crowd of innocent nigerians!
A bus!

Who knows?

Pls take it easy with the soldiers, theyve been killed and blamed. When they do nothing, they're blamed. When they make arrests they are accused of arresting innocent civilians, when they return fire, they are blamed for killing innocent bystanders. Either way they loose. Meanwhile they are doing what they can with the recourses and training available to them.

I'll rather they treat the woman with more respect and have a thorough investigation. But I know we are a third world country, I can't expect miracles. But im not too worried about the woman. Im more worried about where those Guns would end up and I'm worried about those in whose bodies the bullets from those Guns would reside.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m):
Odumchi, a ga m eme gwara gi! angry
I lecharam Anya, muwa, toshman nwa mama. Anu Ana agba egbe o n'acho condom, eju n'efe n'elu, crown prince of the ancient kindom of umumkpi, true descendant of the warriors of the historic war of attrition of 1849 that culminated in the truncation of the British military run of the age. I lecharam Anya is na m wu okokpa okwa ya angry

Ka m gaa art class. I ga ahu m next week na threadia. And nwunye m mere travel (chineke emeela) so a ga m enwe time for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FA Cup: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 1) On April 14th 2012 by toshmann(m): 3:40pm On Apr 14, 2012
Chelsea is our beloved wife in whom we are well pleased. We slam them constantly, often without condom grin.
BUT this time I pray we meet hotspurs instead. When we play Chelsea in an all important game, the team that is expected to win, which is the team that has won the other more in that season and has never lost to them, ends up loosing.

This yr we've won Chelsea twice at home. This may be thier turn. I'll be more confident if we loose to Chelsea at anfield before the final. I'll really prefer to play tottenham. But unfortunately Chelsea will be at the final, bc tottenham are not good enough for the big games.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Earthquake Off Indonesia Triggers Tsunami Alert by toshmann(m): 1:31am On Apr 14, 2012
indonesia again!!!! shocked
wetin those guys commit against the gods lipsrsealed
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Trayvon Martin Murder Case by toshmann(m): 1:28am On Apr 14, 2012
lol grin
all of una smoke gbana
Politics › Re: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by toshmann(m): 1:25am On Apr 14, 2012
mukina is the babe after my heart kiss
mukina+toshmann=mukmann kiss
Politics › Re: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by toshmann(m): 1:21am On Apr 14, 2012
odumchi you go hear from me for igbo thread tongue grin grin grin grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:00am On Apr 14, 2012
Odumchi inyuola nshi na bible grin
Politics › Re: Friendly Caricatures Of Nairalanders by toshmann(m): 1:16pm On Apr 13, 2012
Lolololol
Na pres-elect de chase ifyalways. no be me grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (1 - 1) On April 7th 2012 by toshmann(m): 4:15pm On Apr 11, 2012
Underrate Liverpool at you own peril cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th April 2012 by toshmann(m): 5:53pm On Apr 08, 2012
mukina2: tosshmaaan!!! smiley langa time
mukina2: tosshmaaan!!! smiley langa time
Muky my looooooooooove kiss cheesy
I can see your good works here. Keep it up. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City (1 - 0) On 8th April 2012 by toshmann(m): 5:50pm On Apr 08, 2012
The better team won
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Aston Villa (1 - 1) On April 7th 2012 by toshmann(m): 5:49pm On Apr 08, 2012
@daz_york
You're so right on point. Sadly true. And I don't know why they are reluctant to buy or use black players. However, I remain a red kopite all the way. cool if they like make dem go championship. Red rules cheesy

And wait, we won the carling cup this yr wink what did arsenal win? And Chelsea? Or tottenham? And watch out, you'll see red fire in the fa cup next weekend. We will start with everton.

Watch out for us. cool
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills - (Part 2) by toshmann(m): 2:48am On Mar 08, 2012
Akwuna change-ia base, ya awuru chasis cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs AC Milan (3 - 0) On March 6th 2012 by toshmann(m): 11:17pm On Mar 06, 2012
Champions league is not for everybody. cool

R.Madrid 9
Milan 7
Liverpool 5 cool
Ajax 4
B. Munich 4
Barcelona 3
Man united 3 tongue

Etc

Arsenal, watford, Chelsea, bristol city, Man city, etc 0 grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:23pm On Feb 25, 2012
Achi4u

Ogbako Igbo na threadia bu otu. Anyi anaghi eme nke IMO vs anambra etc. even sef, Ibiakwa ebea I ga ahukwa umunne nwere Ike ise okwu na threadi ozo mana abiaru o na threadia ha abuo awuru enyi na udo. Ha garukwaa threadi ozo ha a-continue esemokwu ha. Lol.

Even sef ndi rivers na delta choro iso anyi dikwa invited and welcome as full igbos.

So, wetuo Obi, ilaruola. Threadia wu home base anyi. Anaghi ese okwu ebe a.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Carling Cup Final:Cardiff City Vs Liverpool (2 - 3) On Pens On February 26th 2012 by toshmann(m): 5:16pm On Feb 25, 2012
I've been a Liverpool fan since I was 6yrs old. But I lived and schooled in Cardiff. I'll say this, that game won't be a walk over for Liverpool. If they're too confident, Cardiff will win the cup. Cardiff is more desperate and thier fans more passionate for this game.

I want Liverpool to win cool
But a Cardiff victory won't make me sad cool

Dunno if I can watch the game, it'll be 11.00am, sunday morning in Ohio. I have a God to worship.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 2:58am On Feb 24, 2012
Nkea idere ugbua kwerem nghota. smiley
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 1:23am On Feb 24, 2012
ifyalways:
Gini ka i na-acho?

Ole ihe m ga emere gi ka obi di gi nma? kiss
Hahehehhehe cheesy ifysco ifylatious wink

Imanu ihe m na acho cool
Imara ihe ahu I na enye darfur na agaba/faketan, nyem nke m cool

Odumchi, owu kwa Igbo ka Ina asu ihea huh

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