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amutaram motion experte, order of mandamus .

kedu ka imere ada bekee

ify ijughi ase m

anyway Mbano wu egwu eji a-cover-la m

kedu
api nu yea

earTHMama:
First and foremost, we are still in 2008 down here. China will still celebrate their new year around feb next year.


Kobojunkie personally challeneged a dude to a face off in Cleveland and advised him to appear with his glock b/c he will be loaded too. The Kobojunkie you knew in 2008 is no more the guy you know today. He is doubly reloaded.

@ziddy

what that man is seeing today is what thousands of parents have seen for decades. this is what we've been saying all along and it keeps falling to deaf ears. of all tribes in nigeria, the igbos are the most ubiquitous. so they've experienced all this longest time such that we dont complain anymore. or perhaps we still do.

but the bad news is that, while i empathise with that man, the sad story will happen again to another man in the future. . and then another . . and another etc b/c we no get govt, nobody cares until it happens to them.

@romeo,

azutala m mma anyi ga eji achapu ihe presido.
akpotakwala m doctor ga elegide ya anya maka mgbe anyi ga achapu the thing

agaba agawala ichota onye ga enye aka tinye the thing na e-bay. mana ebe ahu ka problem no because anyi choro i-negotiate reasonable price ne e-bay. anyi enwetabe the right price. agab is pleading for time, since economy di down, ka ihe settle-uo small,then market pick-ie up, with FTSE flowing fine, anyi enweta guarantee na the price ga adi mma, anyi achara the thing

nke presido agwula. maka mu na agab ji licence ichapu ya wu ihe.

_{agab si na odikwa interested in ichapu akpa-school presido along with mkpuru abuo no n'ime ya while anyi na achapu the main thing. agaba nwere plans for the akpa school.}

[quote author=*osisi* link=topic=213334.msg3291273#msg3291273 date=1230750663]ROFL
This fish has serious issues.
Tilapia Tilapia Tilapia
how many time have I called you[/quote]haa tilapia
dont worry, toshmann no de chop fish. i be vegetarian. i have a very great fishpond and sometimes i change into goldfish . . . with goldfinger. . . as the fish with the golden gun

4 Play:
They have lovely sunshine in Kiwi

Though, the place is losing its population because of emigration. Tpia is ''bucking the trend''.

As a ''tilapia'', maybe be she be mammy water wey just swim across the Pacific, come end up for New Zealand.

then i be pappywater . . i'm loving this

tpia:
have the witches ended their meeting so soon?

they had better end soon, b/c toshmann needs to use the ocean to find some cool fish

bawomolo:
oh goodness time for your medication.

i don die

_{una no go kill me with laugh today}

[quote author=*osisi* link=topic=213334.msg3291259#msg3291259 date=1230750522]The girl needs love
david toshmann oya
I'll pay you to render her some TLC
abeokuta style[/quote]where is she. . . .address, phone number, details, biodata?

_{if abeokuta style is not good enough, i can give 400,000 different styles. just name it}

onyinye2:
TOSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Long time no talk.

So how is the weather up there??
Should have followed the rest of your Igbo brothers and come and live in Houston.

my dear, i found myself in ohio. it's not a very lovely state. too much cold white dudes in this neighbourhood. i cant live here more than 1 yr

[quote author=~icecold~~ link=topic=19138.msg3262677#msg3262677 date=1230063330]oya presido recommend husband from here for me
i dey find Igboman
I dated one once and God it was heaven
d only people that come my way are Yoruba Yoruba people
no offence to them dey are also very nice people
but i just love me, my Igbo men,[/quote]stop searching, this is ur last bus stop

prince toshmann . . .all u need

KarmaMod:
Toshman and his lame excuses as usual

haba, do i know you? and do you know me? yet u say ''as usual'' abeg, we may disagree but be civil. abeg.

So dudes run to bars and run after other women to escape "madam's wahala"

u may disagree and i respect that. i dont think i said that was a good thing. did I? i only tried to look at the bigger picture of a problem. as i always do. treat a disease not just a symptom. men going to the bar may be a result of a horrible home. u may disagree but i want to let you know as a man that the average man will not be able to cope at home with a nagging wife. especially at this rough economic environment. after a hard day's hussle, the last thing a man wants is to come home and face a nagging woman. it drives the average man crazy. know it, it may help you in the future.

however that is not to say a man should not face problems at home.

Why did they marry madam in the first place then? Who made them marry a "human headache"? Who did the proposal? You or Her?

men marry whom they love. i dont know how old u are but i do know that even ordinary boyfriend/girlfriend love is not as sweet as it was by the time they date for 1 yr. things happen in a rlshp. things go sour. and if u are really old enough you'll know that. but the difference is how people react with thier spouses when the going gets tough/sour

Are you going to actually lie that some dudes, despite having an angel at hme, don't still roam outside?

i never said that. dont put words into my post. but if you want to say that, remember there are women who cheat on their loving, rich, and even handsome husbands. that is life.

I'm so bored with all these hypocrites/liars. Same ol' gibberish 24/7

i'm bored with them too. i'm also bored with people who cant debate without going personal. i'm also bored with people who read something and interprete something else. i'm also bored with having to explain what i post even when i try to post in simple english.
i'm terribly bored with stories of marital failures and finger pointing/blame shifting instead of working to solve problems
here again is what i said earlier on . . .for those who cant read well

toshmann:
don't conclude, do a study, it takes two to make a marriage and trust me, it takes two to destroy it. one person can make a marriage hell, but it takes two to terminate it.

finally i leave by repeating that no study has been done to elucidate the immediate and remote causes of failed marriages and until that is done we can only talk, post, misinterprete and contnue to live with it as we have been living with every sh-t in that country

@presido and his likes

o gaghi a-work-uru unu this time
this campaign of calumny unu na eme megide m agaghi ere.
icy loves me , we connect and onweghi ihe obula unu ga eme to change that fact

@icy, these people are trying to tarnish my hard earned, duly awarded impeccable image
they are trying to establish a worthless blot on my personal, social, professional and intellectual escotcheon.
they will fail.
they are jealous of me because i'm intelligent, disciplined, morally sound and more importantly . .
. . i am handsome

they will fail

ahaaaaaa

nke presido agwula. omanyela n'onya. aga eji ya achu afo this yr.

ok romanus, anyi ga agwa icy ma obia ka ojiri aka ya select-ia onye ochoro
nwa mama mara nno mma , o ga e-select-i m

but romeo, anyi nwere a serious problem, o wu presido
otuwala ify ime, tuwa nnenneigbo ime,
anyi choro ime ya aru. mu na agaba. i ga a-join anyi
bidogodi with impeachment. o gaghi awukwa presido threadia

then mu na agaba ga aru ya the underground kasala ka akpola ya village final

romanus,
romanus,
romanusuuuuu

ihe a wu ihe mere m ji tigbuo darfur, arrange-ia ya n'aka ndi uwe ojiii na london.
romanus, enwekwara m agents na uk, he e-need-ighi visa idaba spain, ga meruo gi ahu

nwa mama anaghikwa eji ihe gbasara umuoma egwu egwu

asha 80:
Lekwa nu ihe kunji na eme guys

u never see anything  the thing nyere m convulsion last night. a dim desperate. and this icy baby di very beautiful,

asha i choro ka m nwuo? romanus bi na spain, there are many free-willing babes in spain.
si ya hapurum my darling icy

romeo:
IceCold

I am sure your real name is Juliet

I don't care if you bite or not!! infact i want you to bite me real hard Nekwanu agaba nwanyi ewooooo!!

unu afuru ka osi noro n'akwa?

ice darling,
beware of this guy called romeo . . a.k.a romanus
he loves prostitutes. i know u dont understand igbo, in the highlighted marks he is calling u a prostitute and making fun of you

romeo

i knew it,
i knew it,
i knew it,

the moment i saw that face i knew that we have some connection
it's in the blood, i feel it.

hey, i love that smile. reminds me of my twin

@anielle and cohorts . . . wait a minute

have u done any study to find out why many married men hang out in the bars and night clubs? mu natural instincts tell me that most human beings will love to be where they are comfortable the most. have u guys given a thought to why the bar seems more comfortable for the married man? is his home hell? is his wife a perpetual headache?
does he have any respect at home?

now i know the average man loves his wife and children, but the average man doesnt like wahala and cant match a woman in verbal wahala.

dont conclude, do a study, it takes two to make a marriage and trust me, it takes two to destroy it. one person can make a marriage hell, but it takes two to terminate it.

if u ask me, the proliferation of feminism has a large role to play in high divorce rates.

truth hurts

how about nkereuwem and ndifereke

and ify happy b.day
igwahukwanu m

enjoy

Elos Agos:
Tosh
Kam juaa gi ihe m juru Ikomi
I BU ONYE UWE OJII
Echerem ma enwere ihe a na akpo Privacy Policy,

a wu m
grand protector of umuada igbo 1 of nairaland
anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom 1 (and only)
eju n'efe n'elu1
agbara ahuru mechie convent1

_{these are all non-inherited titles}

the crown prince of umumkpi 

i am not happy with presido maka ihe o na eme umuoma anyi n'ile. imagine presido with aji dada(dreadlock) o nwere n'otele ya. so that aji dad ka oji ari umuom anyi elu
otuwala abuo ime as of today. and still counting

@ify,
biko gakwaa ante-natal o, maka ihe apresido tubara gi n'ahu dikwa k'odi o

infact presido,
ana m aga i-make call now to my agents na interpol ka ha bido process-iwa logistics eji eme gi aru.
bidokwa ugbua tender-wa ur unreserved,unalloyed, unadulterated apologies o, ka mmara ma enwere ike ime ya consider . . . or else . . .

presido, anwakwala m, jukwaa darfur. anaghi eji agaba na nwa mama egwu egwu especially abia ebe umuoma no.

darfur gara tinye aka ebe felimbombo no, without licence, m gwa agaba, 24hrs after m gwara agaba . darfur efuo.

jukwaa ase, mu na agaba dikwa mean. anyi anaghi achi ochi ebe umuoma di involved. and we mean business. and already u have commited a lot. anyway . . . . o one day

presido,
u have been weighed and found wanting
ur days of freedom have been numbered and they are appraoching zero
the day of reckoning abiawala n'ike n'ebube

mu na agaba ga efo gi aji otele gi, kpaa gi eze, mee gi ife,
next time ihu umunne anyi nwanyi i gaghi eme ha aru . . .
or at least gi ijiri condom

hapukwa icecold. o bu visitor m

ChinenyeN:
Eh-eh. O dighi onye na asa Ifeoma n'ulo anyi. Anyi bu ndi Ngwa (ma burukwa ndi Alayi na akuku nne m) ejighi asa aha dika Ifeoma. Kedi ihe i si na-aju?

Ikomi, chai. . . iwe gi dikwa oku hinne. Otu i ji na-aba ndi mmadu mba ebea eehh dikwa egwu. O ga eme ka mmadu na-aju ma i bu onye uwe ojii dika Elos si juo (as if to say na i jidekwara ndi no ebea specifically presido1 na interrogation room  ). I na ato m ochi ebea. In short, unu niile site na toshmann (nwa mma mma. . . hehe, o dighi onye ozo dika gi), rue agaba123 (onye nkuzi ihe niile) ma ndi ozo niile no n'etiti na ato m ochi ebea.

Otu unu ji na-ede ihe unu na ede ebea yiri soap opera. Bikonu, unu akwusila. Achoro m ima ihe aga eme presido1 na Darfur.   Chai. . Leekwa m nga m no. Ano m na-agu ihe unu na ede dika na o bu ihe onyonyo. I am subcribing to this tread like someone who is subscribing to ihe ana akpo pay per view. My case di iche iche though. Enwetara m access to ebe nsogbu ga anokwa nke efu kwa mgbe, ebe ndi mmadu ga na-aba mba nke efu mgbe niile, ebe tosh (nwa mma mma) ga na-agaghiari na-acho onye ga enyere ya aka ma onye o ga enyekwa aka wee mee ihe ojoo mgbe obula; and all of this is free of charge. Chineke di mma.  

eeeehh  ihe a o wu otu umunne m si ahu m,   eeeeh  
mana o wu  eziokwu
hoha

mana oge naha eru mgbe anyi ga ebido nawa ticket maka threadia

toshmann nwa mama gakwa abu treasurer
agaba aburu financial secretary

hmmmn, icecold


helllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
u remind me of my twin sister. she use to call me iceberg, while i called her north pole


kedu?

i go die o

i cherish our sunday morning culture it was always a delight on sunday mornings to watch christains rushing to church . .
those lovely nigerian girls in their traditional attire waving their heavy backsides
lovely choir dressing of various church choirs
lovely music from the pentecostal churches . . .free of charge
brightly colored church/volunteer traffick wardens

etc, i loved sunday mornings

i . .i . . i. . m . .mi . . .miss . . . t . . th. . the. . . w. . w. . we . .wea . .weather . . .uuu . . u . . uuu

iko presido ga eju very soon.

amaghi m wny presido ga eji eri the thing without condom oburu na ojighi ego condom, o gara agwa nwa mama ka nwa mama fax-iara ya enough condom with obele commision( , nwa mama go take one turn) .but ya aju, gaa ihe a without . . skin dive, ka uto ya puta ihe

my na fake nwere great plans for presido.

i'm waiting for the day i'll hear something good about nigeria

o one day

agents anyi na a-watchi gi tenaciously
dauda

@ify

police mechara jide darfur
o na asa ajuju na paddington station as of today. nke ya agwula

ify, soo presido tuwara gi ime . . . .    tufia? presido . . . 
don't worry, mu na faketan nwere plan for presido. iko ya ejuchabeghi yet.


@otele
eche m na asi na i no ulo ogwu? anuru m na ekpenta biara gi last month?
biko ebutekwara la anyi ekpenta na threadia      

otele nwuru anwu


faketan nwanne m, na ndi oma n'agu ihe m na ede, na umuigbo n'ile ndi obioma, lekwanu egwu oma gere


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