₦airaland Forum

And this made front page?

In societies where human beings live, this kind of place will be unacceptable even for poultry. Animal rights groups will sue you if you kept your fowls there.
But human beings in Nigeria live there, and all is normal in naija. TUFIAKWA!!!
How much will it cost to make that place habitable? What percentage of the budget will it take?
Na wa o

All of una de mad

nnachukz:
Na waa o, when is all these killings going to stop? I just pity security officers sent down to Niger Delta, at such point you will hardly know if you will return or not.

Instead of sending police officers and military men, how about sending government officials and professional negotiators to the creeks. After all these are our countrymen, their grievances arw legitimate concerns, they have not killed any civilian, they are
Playing from the book of the ANC in the 1960s South Africa, send negotiators, stop using gra-gra for this thing.

Anywhere nigerian soldiers ho, lives are lost, and half of those lives or more are innocent people caught in the crossfire. There's a reason civilized countries don't use their military withon their borders.

Hausa and fulani clash?
Are they different groups?
I thought hausa-fulani is one ethnic group?

If anyone had any doubts that everything happening since the inauguration of mallam daura is part of a grand design arranged since 1812, this is your answer.

Need I say more? They are coming. Southerners, they are coming.

Say no to grazing bill.

2 million naira bag?

Still ugly,bag contains nothing valuable, the only joy in this bag is putting it online and having fans praise her for it.

Not worth it. Its a fucking bag. There are better things to do with 2 million naira in a country ravaged by Buhari's Recessive Economy.

Whereis the "pretty" lady?

What is "hausa-fulani misunderstanding" ?

Another APC campaign?

Edo over to you

Wailing wailers Kenya branch

What the APC zombies have refused to see, the whole world can see.
By the time this Buhari is done with Nigeria, Nigerians will be selling land to get a visa to Afghanistan.

Chai Buhari!!

I swear, these kids in Nairaland know how to make person laugh

Are these people on drugs?

HungerBAD:
Let us not go tribal here.

And I will be very careful the way I word my write up,so I am not called a tribal bigot.

We have a problem in the East simple.

Had this friend in the University who had a problem staying in any relationship,and so I told him that the problems might not be the girls,but him.

I say this because,it is high time the Easterners start telling themselves the truth,and stop blaming everybody.

Women in the East and Babies:

I served and got my first post-graduate degree from the East (Super Lion) and during my stay in the East,I noticed one very important thing there,the lack of single mothers.

In the East,having a child outside wedlock is so "unofficially" Forbidden,that an attempt to have a baby without a husband,is like a death sentence.

No Eastern man will ever go near you again. I personally have not seen an Ibo man marry a lady with a child before,ever.

If Genevieve the actress ever gets married,I can bet my life it will not be an Ibo man,she will not be accepted as a single mom.

It is considered a shame for an average ibo man to bring a woman with a baby to his family,and that is why you will see an Ibo girl will do anything not to have a baby outside wedlock,and that includes doing abortions and selling their babies.

It is not a coincidence that you only find these baby factories only in the East.

Solution:

The Easterners should have an open mind,and not ostracize single mothers.

In doing so,the women will not go to any length in trying to hide their babies.

You are right, the average igbo man will not marry a single mother. And having babies outside marriage is abominable in the east.

Igbo girls will do well to close their legs beforw marriage or use condoms bc that culture is not about to change

My suggestion is to make marriage easier in the east, so people could marry early before their private parts start itching too much. The high cost of wedding has made the east the largest concentration of unmarried pretty girls( recipe for fornication.

O, one more thing, despite your efforts, I will still call u a tribal bigot . (Just kidding)

Chineke nna !!!!!

What's going on in the SE bikonu?

Poverty is no excuse for wickedness. This is wickedness hoha!! I don't care if they ate from my village. These people and their accomplices should be locked up for life

Chei, NCAN people don come
NCAN people . . . una papa their

krozay:
The dullard meets the intellectual

There's nothing the intellectual can do for the dullard, you can't fix stupid. President Buhari is in the DNA of our clueless gerontocrat.

How i go do na, i suppose yab APCEEEEEEEEE today, see as dem de smile

soberdrunk:
Chai!! This news will give some people Stroke!!!! Hahahahaha! Sai baba!! *dodges bag of rice*!

I tell you this news don give me correct migraine. I spent 2hrs plotting what to post after Mr Facebook shunned cluelessness in Aso Rock only to be met by this horrible news

I swear, APC sheeple, na chineke wey save una today

Abeg wey my medicine, my blood pressure don shoot up

Wey my medicine o? Abi dis APCEEEEEEEEE baboons don steal am

Abeg my people, who's clueless now

This was how hitler became a dictator, by butning down the reichstag (parliament) and became sole leader (fuhrer).


The problem wey hol africa dey inside scrotum.

Ihe ji Anyi jishiri anyi ike

Konji hol pastor

Hmmn, Nigerians, commit suicide?

This is no joke, now I'm begining to appreciate how bad this economy could be.

I dey New York de complain of traffick wahala and yeye drivers, my people at home are feeling real pain.
I guess I have to stop complaining of my small wahalas . . .

No joke, I want to advise my naija people to hang in there, tough times don't last forever. E go better, with or without Mallam Bubu. Pls don't kill yourselves o. It shall come to pass.
Even this too shall pass.
No kill yaself

Ndi oshi

Nice skin
Nice legs
Reasonable shape
. . . . . . . ------face

They should carry his corpse to Mbaka's Parish

MissingBudget:
The mumu girlfriend will still stay because of money and say it's love

Girls and money.

Another harsh truth, the scourge of women continues. . .
I see her future unhappy marriage downloading

The scourge of successful black men continues, I see Usain Bolt's downfall downloading

An old song of Majek's that he now reproduced with tuface, is it what you giys are calling new song
Now i can confirm the average age of nairaland

Here's the original, beautiful song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkJ_oAdKDa0

These people no de hear word? TUFIAKWA!!!

Quakertellicus1:
Is it the same GEJ that refused to meet Chibok people until Malala forced him to?

The same GEJ whose supporters wasted time calling the whole thing a scam?

Tell me another joke.

Yes it's the same GEJ, when BBOG became popular even if he was too ashamed or inept to meet them himself, he at least had his wife talk to them with compassion. And after that he was literarily bullied by the movement until his govt collapsed.
Oya make dem de march go na

neoapocalypse:
The money can't be less than 50k , count am well , I see at least 20k in 1000 naira denomination and nothing less than 30k in 500 naira denomination

That's cheap still. For a girl to open her legs for you,
Take naked photos for you
And put it in public.

That's too cheap. This isn't about poverty, this is about character. She's not well brought up. But in this 21st century, if she's pretty she can get away with it, still find a boyfriend and even husband before some more decent girls

If it's here in America she's gonna be a celebrity and have her own tv show etc become a millionaire by xmas.

That's the world we live in today.

Ina de march go Pharoah Palace. Goodluck to you.
Before u had a president that could listen, now there is a ruler who has no patience at all.

Make una de march, u need all the good luck and patience u can ger.