₦airaland Forum

There's nothing like good old naija jollof rice
Especially those cooked with firewood

No fried rice, no cheese, no modafoking foreign food can take the plave of naija jollof rice with african chicken

sundayndom:
good advice.. but it ll never happen to me in Jesus name, Amen.

;Dgood advice.. but it ll never happen to me in Jesus name, Amen.

This prayer sounds like;
"pls when it happens to me, may i be unaware of it, amen"
Bc 21st century babes can't even count the number of men they sleep with after marriage.

Good luck to you (not GEJ o )

The way Buhari's supporters rejoice over a photo

You would be tempted to believe that photos constitute a policy backbone of this administration

Otuocha
The story don enter hollywood levels

Wey my popcorn? Watch this space. More info downloading

kenny987:
God forbid evil in the land and stupid policemen. Are they not supposed to go and query d governor for expending public money on the must useless of things in the face of biting hardship worsened by unpaid salaries? They rather arrest one that has asked an obvious question! So Nigerians can no longer question questionable decisions of their leaders particularly those executed with public funds? One chance na him una enter with this change o! Hmmm!

Things happen when the people allow it to happen. When someone was arrested for naming his dog Buhari, some people cheered, not knowing that they have indirectly given the government the power to override the constitution as they deem fit.
Evil, doesn't stop itself, neither does it retrogress. It always expands if not checked.
Watch out for more unconstitutional suppression of citizens who refuse to bow to this govt

nma24:
Too tiny

At least one person here is saying the truth

When they do all their "hard-to-get" inyanga, they return at night and use Giant size s3x toys. When they eventually find a man they will hardly be satisfied by the natural p3nis. Then katakata will enter the relationship and yawa will gas

Nonsense wihout parameter.

Babes in this thread are pretending like they don't use this stuff. Yeye de smell.

Abegi

[quote author=rottennaija post=49557538][/quote]How is finding the truth synonymous with beating the drums of war and tribal conflict?

Is truth a taboo in Nigeria?

rottennaija:
Seems like you really do wish the military fails in their fight against bokoharam? Do you think you stand to gain anything?

Just want to gain the truth. The same truth that APC supporters wanted to gain when GEJ was president

Sweetle:
I never knew boko haram still possessed the capacity to attack military convoys and force them to withdraw.

Don't worry folks.
Boko Haram has been defeated. . . . . . technically

Don't worry folks
Boko haram has been defeated. . . . . . . . . technically

F-ck Nigeria

I'm Sure this dude will not fo to prison for this

Eeeek! This is disgusting

I'm sure no one in the General Assembly will understand what Buhari is saying

Good for them.
GEJ was gentle they called him weak and dumb, disrespected him and helped kick him out.

Today they have strong and ruthless. Deal with it.


Sometimes I want Buhari to rule Nigeria for the next 40yrs.

By the time he's done there'll be no human beings left.
Only Zombies

Why dont we sell Buhari himself

I'm Sure there are lots of people who would want to buy him for a huge sum of money.

In one fell swoop we not only raise enough money to get us out of the recession, but we also get rid of the cause of the recession.

Genius

Thank me later

Princejboy:
i feel like crying .....the story is touching

I ain't touched at all. You get what you want. Most babes go for the wrong guys, hoping the guy will change.

Same for the guys who go for wrong girls

vedaxcool:
Fantasizing over racist who looks down on black people is just way too pathetic. If Colin Powell a black republican sees through the weak minded racist and call such ...why should you a black man be jerking off tramp?

My dear, much as I hate Mr Trump, fact is, I wont be surprised if Americans vote him as president in November. Racists full this country o. I tell you.

@Sijo01 and emeijeh
Una go kill me for here

nnokwa042:
afonjas will come for this one ,dem no dey take eye see igbo yellow pawpaw girl u no see fani kayode own the rate afonjas re marrying our yellow paw paw girl igbos will be inshort of yellow girls in 10 years to come

Let them marry. If u have good genes in a community it is best to spread it across board. There will always be pretty sisters in every generation. E no go finish. One die dem born 10 more. Perhaps that is how God wan take end tribalism in Naija.
Also, if worst comes to the worst, go marry oyibo.

That leaves the dark skinned sisters for those of us wey no send skin color, we will have dem will all happiness and no competition

Abeg na where dem de collect form to join police?

"Certificate of achievement in organizational behavior"

Anyways, better than flaunting laps and butts

Dear Miss Dana,
If you dress like that, you should be in a strip club, not the pulpit.

And pls don't forget to let me know the strip club you will be at

The way young Nigerians drink these days, I'm considering nephrology

There's money to be made

Whatever you do, don't forward this to your boss

The rate at which this government is going, one day they would blame my condom for the economic woes of the country

And this made front page?

This okorocha is a bloody fellow

And someone pls feed these so called guards

soberdrunk:
Chai!! Which kain greedy snake be this

ireneony:
How this take be news ...
like serious. ..

This is the only news I'm interested in

Meanwhile you sef follow fine, why not daba airport go strike ya own pose

Or even sef, go JFK go pose or Heathrow.

I go pay ya transport no wahala

Chelsea our darling wife

Liverpool historically performs better at stamford bridge than at Anfield

oluwasegun007:
pls every region gat it own problem....

Kemi Olunloyo in the south west

Cossy in the East...

Pls who's their problem in the North

Aisha Buhari

Another APC inspired flooding.

Kangaroo Engineering at work.

Change has come. . .

APCEEEEEEEEE