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@jackal

help ya self, i've faxed three cans one for each aston villa goal and one for the next defeat coming up for chelsea next week.

pls where is Dr Dre let him go and revive razorr b4 we loose a sister here o. we have few of them, we cant afford to loose one

@vitastraka

one bottle of odeku for you bro i no know say some peeps de wich me well here. i thot i was surrounded by only ndi iro but it seems i got well wishers too.

inshort, another odeku for you dear

tell them

ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei ei . . . . .i laugh in zulu

chelsea fc ordinary aston villa dey hammer una no rob style for today's match. ewooo ndo o

where is razorr

at least you saw our quality when we played chelsea. the blues had to employ the referee to rescue them from the massacre and the referee paid with his integrity and prestige. he is now enjoying enforced summer holidays. the idiot.

up liverpool. no need to talk too much.

6-0 no be joke

sorry o. no vex.

but what we have in london is The Nigeria High Commission. not embassy. (though dem mean de same thing almost)

imagine if nigeria has liberal gun laws and then there is a religious riot somewhere. imagine the carnage that would follow. and the military wont be able to stop it easily o. b/c all man dey loaded. think

@jo-z

ada nma abughi m player o o bu ndi iro m na aga n'iru n'emebi aha m. ha akpoola m player, onye ara, anu mpam etc but awughi m player at all. on the contrary a wu m lover ya mere m ji choo i-connect-i with you ASAP.

afo ole ka iri kwanu (it really doesn't matter. ihe matter-a wu na i mara ezi nma and i chaala )

me, a dim btw 18-45yrs go figure

nne afuru m gi n'anya. hapu ndiro nile gbara nairaland gburu gburu. ndi obi ojoo, obi olugbo, anya ufu left right and centre.
nne, mu na gi ga adi ka romeo na juliet. mana o ga a bu roshmann and jo-ziet akirika bekee
biko fax-iara m number gi

everybody owning guns may reduce armed robbery or rape etc but it escalates street gangsterism.

my friend's kid fell on the floor and when she went to school her tutors virtually made her say she was beaten by her dad and they came to the house to see for themselves and the poor guy had a real problem trying to convince those guys that the kid fell on the floor. they tried to pin the case to child abuse but the kid realised her dad was in danger and opened up in a child's way that the tutor asked her to say that the dad beat her.

civilisation

jackal
i go manage stella artois

no mind seun, de guy na original clown.  . . .   or perhaps he is being sincere just that he doesn't have the vaguest idea what he is saying. anyway, he really made me laugh today. i dey go lloyds bar now, make i go collect the stella in ya name. and then generally enjoy the weekend from there. thank God for cardiff, no fear of any gun shootings i'll be there as long as i want. but i'm not bringing any babe home

hmmmn, lily de lily. . . 777 o bu m toshmann 222 na ekele gi o kedu kwa nu ihe mere iji tughi m aha?o bu nani cute ass na atu ilulu ebe a? ihughi ilulu nile m na atu ebe a

ngwa lee nkea

oroma chaa ma onweghi onye rara ya, ya emebie:
if an orange is ripe and no one eats it it gets spoilt

meaning: if a beauty like lily777 is matured and no dude like toshmann222 is around to keep he warm, she gets depressed.
lily how now

@jackal,
abeg fax me one carling from there
after all today na friday

Seun:
@toshmann: I can 'ban' my kids without brutality if the need ever arises.

I can ban them from television. I can ban them from playing their favorite video games. I can ban them from sitting on my lap. I can ban them from enjoying the saintly smile on my face. A smile to die for!

So, in short, I can 'ban' my kids the same way I ban people on this forum - without brutality!

seun will make a good comedian

television in the UK costs only £30.00 and u can get 2nd hand tv for £10.00
sitting on ur laps.   ;Dseun u make my day i've not laughed like this for a long time

ban them from ya smile

inshort seun, au reviour oooh, no need debating with yo again.make i go complete my laughter

there are kids who grew up in religious homes. i've been to some friend's place in cardiff and i saw how they brought up their kids with the fear of God. but then, even if you try it in a place like london, those kids would go to school and mix up with hooligans, and the nieghbourhood matters too, etc etc etc

me, toshmann the great, prince of the ancient kingdom of alaogwara, i will flog my kids, go to prison if necessary, come out to continue where i stopped, return to prison, until either the child stops misbehaving or the child leaves my house. i'll rather have no child than have a nincompoop like. . . . . . .you know urself

seun if not  that you can ban me, i would have said some things to you that you'll never forget in a lifetime.

see, that is the disciplining power of banning   same way a child will fear the parents and not stay away late at night. these kids tell their mum to shut up and tell their dads, go to hell. they attack passers by. my cousin who grew up in london walked his brother and parents out of a house that the parents are paying for.  no restriction.

that is what caning does. it places a restriction on excesses. just as banning places a restriction on nairaland excesses    without banning, i woulda abused you badly seun. but i wont. when i was a kid, my mum's word was law b/c if i break it, there is a cane waiting for me.

@razorr
and you called me self-servicer

razorr you called me thief, called me gay, insulted my darling wife and even said i was living in the ghettos and not a student etc etc etc

razorr you've insulted me b4. stop lying.

i dont know about the law u r talking about.

@jackal

try the white girls. they wont follow you everywhere b4 dropping. may be you are concentrating on black babes too much.
also, the good thing about cardiff is that there is not too much places to go to it is not a big city as such

@seun
those kids can find their way home. and woe betide you if you dont open the door for them. they may even reach home b4 you and lock you out. govt dey for their side

. . . . . and by the way, which part of UK does not have loose girls?

and also, if you have discipline, you keep out of them. innit? them no go jump into ya bed. will they? so all man hold himself.

@ all

seun said he'll force the kid to prostrate and apologise profusely to the man.

abeg, all those living in the UK should help me and laugh out real loud

seun can never understand what we are saying. u need to live in the UK to understand. i still de laugh

@vieirra
it's better to live with loose girls than with unruly gun trotting kids

@jackal

cardiff is expanding. you could get a house at cardiff bay, overlooking the sea. quite exotic you could also rent one there. with the completion of the wembley stadium and transfer of major games to london cardiff is even more quiet. very peacful with lovely babes of all races very willing babes and with great night clubs. u'll love the city

one problem though: money no dey cardiff

cardiff kids are better behaved than those london brats

heheheheeee, south london vs gunchester

i love cardiff, i love cardiff we dont fight, we dont fight

we only drink and fool around

that's our life, that's our life

@jackal

hahahaha the wisdom of the UK   if i settle in this country, i'll go to prison because i will train my child with the cane my parents trained me that way, i did not die, i did not hate them instead i became a better man so why would i let my kids suffer while i'm alive, i'll rather have them misbehave while i'm in prison for having attempted to teach them the right thing.

i wont settle here and i wont marry all these senseless UK brought up girls who know nothing.

crazykid:
As for United, we totally innocent. When all these teams get killed, we would forever be kings of England.

not so fast. . . . . . .

grooving your thread

@jackal
good argument.
but dont you think the next fight will be . . . .let's see who uses his guns best, let's see who has better guns. i think armed robbery may reduce, but street violence escalates. and violence on police officers will increase.

final solution to street violence is good family values and home training (both almost absent in the UK ) Because no matter how much weapons are in the hands of the enemy, an unruly teenager will always imagine himself to be a rambo that can upset the whole nieghbourhood and violence will always ensue.

n/b when soldiers are trained for war, they know the enemy has weapons too, but they believe they'll win. that is the attitude ofthose kids in the streets of london,manchester liverpool etc

tottenham was the 1st place i saw a fight in the UK. two heavy black guys racking it out with weapons. and i had been in the UK for only 2 weeks. imagine the impression i had of tottenham. they say 1st impression has no 2nd chance. so i thot tottenham was the baddest place in london. then i hear about brixton and the rest of south london. i fear. i never go there beyond 6.00pm

@jackal
just to beef up our debate in the other thread, imagine if the UK allows people to own guns freely like the US, what do you think south london will become.

thank God for Cardiff make we de manage our promiscous girls and general poverty. e better pass run-for-cover

Akolawole:
@Gammie and Razoor

This is no joke o.

Killing killing everyday in UK

even common notting hill carnival wey i say make i go look some sweet cuties, na im i hear say some peeps come shoot by 7.30pm. thank God say i don waka by that time