₦airaland Forum

a 15yr old student telling his 41 yrs old uncle:

u go get sense when you grow

@jakumo

permit me to say that it may be an insult to compare nigeria to the US in terms of security and the rule of law. you should be comparing the US to the UK. In the UK people dont own guns as such. violent crime in the UK is very low compared to the states. gun violence is not very common here. save for occassional skirmishes in london, liverpool and manchester where many young people are following american trends.

if the UK were to allow guns to flow in the arms of civilians, trust me, violence will sky rocket. in nigeria for instance, armed robbers operate, but if we had efficient police, they wont operate with ease. but if civilians were to own arms freely in nigeria, what do you think will happen? you dont have to think too far, just look at our universities and guess. in my former school (unical) a little thing like argument over a girlfriend can lead to violence that can claim 10 lives. if you think i'm exaggerating, ask any unical student. it has happened many times whereup to 10 - 20 students died from violence related to some stupid reasons like girlfriend arguments

i do believe that if security is the issue, the best way is to fully aquip the security forces and imbibe law and order in the society. arming every tom dick and harry will increase the level of stupid violence.

it's just like nuclear armament, if every country in the world has nuclear weapon, so that the US(armed robber) wont be bullying other countries(civilians). but some rogue nations can use it to create havoc.

so disarmament is a good way to societal peace-with well armed and efficient security services

1.what kind of peace are you talking about in a country that has one of the highest reported cases of violent crimes in the world?

2.what kind of security is there in a country where an argument over a minor incident can lead to exchange of fire

3.what kind of security is there in a country where there has be repeated cases of unprovoked shootings in schools including high schools, kindergatens even in a peacful amish neighbourhood in pensylvania.

4. excessive possession of fire arms in the US has virtually given that country a militant attitude to life, little wonder they are fighting wars everywhere in every generation.

i'll feel safer in calabar than in new york anytime anyday. imagine if people had fire arms in a racist community. mbaaoo

funloving:
What are people even looking for in Britain ? Nigerians no dey hear word
NOTHING DEY FOR UNITED KINGDOM !!!!!!!
Take this from one who has been there, spent time to work and school there and can easily go there if he so wished.
Nothing dey.
Bone them British Nation.Nothing dey for there !

i live in the UK, and i really really support this statement above. there is nothing in the UK. the UK is good only for those nigerians who are not making it at home. i.e those who have no jobs etc.

if you have a good job in nigeria, it will be a fatal mistake to come to UK seeking greener pastures. you go hear whiii. this country is only good for education. (because their degrees are highly valued globally-which is politics anyway) after school b4 dem go give u work eh!!!!if at all them give you work.

one senior Dr in Nigeria won the HSMP to come to UK and for 2 yrs he could only get a job at NEXT as a cashier junior cashier and his boss is a high school drop out de guy don run go back naija

umunne elee ebe unu no eee? o bu toshmann nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele, anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom, n'ekele unu o

unu makwa na agara m carnival na london, ihe m huru ee, umuoma gbara plural. ebe nile bu so so otele otele, otele belgium, otele padded, otele originale, otele fairly used, otele tear rubber, otele SUV, etc chei, ndia egbuola m ooo

Jackal:
Dont be deceived by what u see. . . . . . . .it's a MIRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those black booties pack more DRAMA than the TROUBLE CHANNEL on SKY TV.
STIs, Frustration, Anger, Jealousy and Promiscuity are their vices.
If u relocate . . . .You will blame yourself in the end.
Didn't go to the Carnival and i'm sure it was a good choice . . . . . Heard there were stabbings and violence thta marred the day.
UK and gang violence . . . . . .They just seem INSEPERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jackal,
u mean am. STIs, promiscuity anger, jealousy na wa o. those fine fine things so sad. but there must be some good ones among them now.

arsenal match is about to start. let me see if they'll get the same amount of skills as my boys displayed on tuesday

phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at last. . . .peace

Jackal:
@ toshmann
We like y'all gals down here . . . . .They r pretty easy-lays.

dem gals in cardiff are stupid, anyway i'm not interested. i love them black booties, you know what i mean i was in london for the carnival. OMG i saw booties booties booties booties from dem london babes i was tempted to relocate

cardiff it too cool, very low crime rate, very quiet and peaceful but no action. i'm tired of them clubs in cardiff. the real action is in london
i'll be back

i'm not a scouser and i live in cardiff. jack. haba

why you no change ya location. then u wan blame me for thinking you are in southern carlifornia. one of the roughest places on earth.

i aint got no ASBO issues dude and i'm over 30yrs for ya info

for ya smelly cock, i fit fax am to razorr i guess she'll love to have a taste

once again. . . .peace

come to think of it, i just realised last night that i'm also a virgin

Gawd, pls i need a virgin girl too. can someone help me out here. i need to do this thing b4 i die

oshioka:
I am crucified with Christ:

nobody o. christ will understand. i am human unless u mean something else b/c i know say dem nova kill you yet

i strongly believe the Great King David was the man after God's heart. if he killed hundreds of uncircumsiced philistines just to get one wife, perhaps what we are not getting is the background of those killings. those God forsaken philistines were at that time billed for execution as it was written to Abraham thousands of years b4 David was born that -he who blesses you i will bless and whoever curses you i will curse- those bloody philistines stood in God's way by fighting God's annointed peeps, so they were destined for destruction and David simply made himself available as a worthy instrument inthe hands of a holy, righteous, and awesome GOD.

if saul rewarded him with his daughter. . . .fair enough. but the fact is that there was a need to wipe out those modafukin uncircumcised godless inhuman brainless entities called the philistines. . . . .at the time

King David, my Hero

@jackass
1. american residents dont pay taxes to her majesty's govt in the UK. so u cant decieve reasonable peeps. you can only decieve dumb lagos HOs like razorr

2.i dont live in liverpool. i go there occassionally but i dont live there. i support liverpool fc but i'm not a liverpudlian. so i may be a kopite but not a scouser

3.Toshmann has got clean records with not only the british police but also the nigerian police, interpol and FBI

4.Scousers are better than dem southern carlifornians who not only indulge in binge drinking, violence and sex but also get involved in appalling racism and cant even get along with northern carlifornians of the same state

5.if you want to talk of wankers u may want to visit the self-service united at moss side not far from mersey side

6. Keeping of cats is my business. In naija many peeps kept birds, dogs, cats etc it is only deranged minds like razorr that will associate it with sexual orientation i like my cat, he has more brains than some nairaland users like raz--r

7. mind ya business only. always

8. peace

ps 121 " . . . . . . . . . . . . .the lord shall preserve my going out and my coming in, this time and forevermore . . . . "

no shaking in my life terrorism no go meet me, plane crash no be my portion, armed robbery no go concern me, death and disease go dey far, hunger no go near, even love, life and happiness ever after no go dey far from moi. every problem, no matter how hard, na temporary affair

and a man with a lazy wife should call her daughter obiagelli

razorr, razorr,razorr how many times did i call you? are you trying to establish me as gay or are you trying to destroy my loving relationship with muky? razorr mind ya business o. wetin be ya own? i get cat e concern you? some peeps get smake for house, some get pitt bulls wey resemble death, some get other things. wetin concern you? you call me self-servicer, you call me gay, you say my babe get another guy, wetin i do you?

if my muky nolike cats, that na our business, we go discuss as we go do am. e no concern you.

inshort, razorr, go die

and you are amazingly ugly. u no even get better smile and you want to talk where my muky is talking. abeg go jare

i had a cat in nigeria. i got another one in wales. e dey worry you? i love them cats. they make me laugh. but now this one is making me wonder . . . .wanking after seeing ya photo
1940  photo,developed in 1980

@razorr
my cat is still wanking how come your photo is attracting my cat?

hey, you and ur bf cannot compare with mukitosh

Seun:
That picture is at least 6 years old. You were about 15 when you took it.

razorr why did you bring a 1980 photo here? see what the photo is doing to my cat. the stupid thing is wanking now

@razorr
actually the photo was so nice that my cat started to self-service

mukina2:
when i start admiring too . . dnt be mad o

hey my darling, i'm sorry, it was a typo what is there to admire outside you? nothing. you are the best. aint ya? hey razorr or whatever her name is cant compete with you. you are the hottest chic on nairaland and beyond

c'mon babygirl, give out that smile you are suppressing

@razorr
you think you can compete with my darling? no way. muky is great, the best, OMG no competition

it was a delight to watch liverpool fans stand by rhys' parents at anfield even with rhys' parents wearing the blue colors of our stupid neighbours also known as everton fc. yet we stood by then (in anfield o). this shows how gentle a team can be. we also teach the world how fans should behave. when our players play badly we still sing the YNWA for them.
but some fans will chew their players alive if they play badly how much more what they'll do to an opposing team's supporters. Can man u fans stand in old trafford in honor of man city supporters? can arsenal supporters stand in emirates for some dude in tottenham colors? for where

we told rhys' parents. . . .you'll never mourn alone

we teach, others follow. another vital lesson from the KOP

@muky
what did i do? i only admired, i did not make any move.
@razorr
as you can see, i already have a happy relationship with my queen but you are fine o. just for asking, have u got a bf?

bia nwoke m, jee juo ase m, ihe a wu ihe mere m ji gbuo mmadu na calabar n'afor 1912, o bu kwaya mere m ji gbajie mmadu olu na jos, n'afor 1831.o mekwara m ji gaa prison n'afor 1909, so i ga e-cool-u down before toshmann nwa mama, agbusi gbara otele 1, anu ana agba egbe o n'acho condom, eju n'efe n'elu 1, emebinaaa gi ebe a taa

nke a anoghikwa na anwala texasi

hhhhmmmmmmmm, razor razor, that na fine photo for ya profile o

echelon:
@toshmann
Hapuru gi nwa ahu aka? Nke na i bu di ya ka obu enyi ya nwoke? Agbara aka na-azo ala, onye ji ji ana akonye akonye

Can you translate that?

translation ya bu. . . . . hapurum nwa ahu o gini n'emedi gi sef o maka ino texasi mere agaghi m anuru gi nti hapuru m nwa ahu o, otherwise nairalandi ga anu olu mu na gi taa. heeeee m

@jo-z

heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . . ha abiakwala o. heheheheeeeeeeeeeeee nke a, a na, ana gi number gi. . . . . heheheheeeeeeeeeee

@echelon,
enyi a, biko hapuru m nwa ahu. o gini n'emedi gi self

one part of me says you are very stupid . . . . . . . .the other part agrees

@udeji
croeso cymru(welcome to wales)
the welsh people are a lil bit more friendly than the english, but make no mistake, wherever there is a white man, there is racism. but relax, wales in enjoyable. i know a lot of naija guys at glamorgan uni, many of them live in cardiff and many come to my church in cardiff. anyway, as a student, there is a limit to the kind of job you can do (legally) you have a student visa and that permits you to work only part time and for maximum of 20hrs a week for at least £5.00p/hr . hmmmn not so encouraging eh? never mind. you'll enjoy wales. especially treforest where housing is a bit cheaper.
there are many nigerians in that school. and the nigerians in treforest are more homely than the ones in my school(cardiff uni) so you no get stress.

and as for part time jobs, you may not really need much skills. just apply for any one you see but your best bet is call centre jobs usually done by students.

enjoy.

umunne m eee, agaram london this bank holiday maka the carnival. chai, ahurum umuoma juru ebe n'ile. otele gbara plural ebe ahu. chai . . . . chineke kere ihe o onwekwara onye m huru yichara nnenneigbo amaghi m ma obu ya n'eziokwu.

chai, umuoma juru london o odika aga m eme relocate

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=19138.msg1430344#msg1430344 date=1187992936]Tosh na me now!
I throway the baby and kept the osisi
and no I was not banned[/quote]hey nne, na you? haaaa. why u change name now? hmmmn +osisi hahaha how nice

hey mr ferlie, how u dey? long time mukina extends her greetings and apologies for rejecting you