₦airaland Forum

First he said boko haram wont be finished just like that (even though they are his boys and they take orders from him)

Next the chibok girls wont be found like that?

Hehehehehehehe I laugh in swahili. This crook is the biggest scam sold to bigoted Nigerians who think they are better than others.

Una nova see anything. Keep rooting for this con man. He will keep bringing put his true colors piecemeal. Soon freedom of speech will be seized. Sahara Reporters will be their "Hutu power" radio.

pendicle:
Imo is PDP, Abia is PDP.

Rochas is needed in the Federal Government for better service to the Federation.

He should leave imolites to determine their fate. See Gombe, the only saving grace for Dankwambo was the fact even the blind can smell the fact he has performed.

Ihedioha will not win his polling unit in any sane society but what do we have in Imo, A governor who provided free education up to tertiary level, built schools, built roads, gave almost SS3 students notepads, imoroved health facilities across the state is even allowed to be rigged out because he belong to a party most if not all Igbos hate like a plague.

Such is the siege mentality and hated filled idiocy ravaging the south east and south south.

Okorocha should not be bothered for his experience and expertise will be appreciated in Abuja than within his myopic and ungrateful people. We have seen them behave same way in Lagos so why bother.

Then take him to abuja where you guys can make him information minister , or better still, assistant deputy vice undersecretary to the secretary of information and culture

And by the way, tell the incoming Dictator in abuja that we dont like him . . . . . why? Bc dem no like us.

You guys won everywhere, why aint you happy?

Ilekeh:
Politics of tribalism and backwardness in the SS/SE.




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Something is happening in rivers state, and you just had to bring South-East into it, bc you know there is high level igbophobia in Nigeria, that way you will get hundreds of "likes" . See your life? Hope you are happy now?

ifyalways:
Garri kwa?
Enyi a , i kwara iko yesterday nke a Garri na agu gi? Jide onwe gi aka o

Iko nke ole kwanu? Enwebeghi m chance kemgbe this yr iga legharia anya. Agbagidela m ncha kemgbe week abuo
Otu o di m now, m hugodi nwayi joro ezigbo njo dika obasanjo na taribo west, m ga aku ya nkwa. Anyhow, akpa njo ka mma karia igba ncha

ifyalways:
Kpor kpor Kpom n'ebe a.

Toshmann.
Skimpychick
Preselect
Justcare
mercylicious
Oziomatv

Onye elu,na onye ala, Ifi shiri rice ofe akwu and y'all are invited.

Ify ihe na agu m wu garri oku

Chiaka:
Nigeria will get no where with people thinking like you. Instead of us looking forward to positive things a change can bring, you here wasting time on tribal sentiment. Sorry for una.!

Forget what I think. Its not about me. Its reality. Go to nairaland and see for yourself the amt of hatred that lies everywhere.

Do you knowbthat it was igbos in the east eho fought hard against all odds to make sure rhe PDP didnt rig the election to favor Jonathan? Yet after the election its igbophobia all over the internet.

Remember, it wasnt toshmann who called for the annihilation of another tribe( someone asked for igbos to be wiped off the earth) i
It wasnt toshman who asked another tribe to die in the lagoon.
We've seen millions of posts even here in nairaland that says "igbo will never rule nigeria" "igbo die, igbo this, igbo that"
Yes, some igbos return negative statements too about other tribes, but not me.
It wasnt toshman who abused another tribe

I have said nothing negative about any tribe or race. Im only smart enough to know when someone hates me or my ethnicity.

What will hold nigeria back is not toshmann
Its the people who kill others bc of teibe or religion. People who feel others are inferior. People who hate and berate others. Not me

Hahahahaha
Choi

Thevthing hol the woman baaad

modath:
I wish Ndigbos will leave their noses on their faces, seperating them will never do them any good, Okorocha is trying his best to mend fences and build bridges but the resistance to all friendly overtures is unbecoming.

Everyone made their choices; nowhere did the HF and the yorubas promise their votes to Jonathan.

The election is over and done with,the winner has promised to work for everyone, while the loser has asked for everyone's co operation for the incoming regime but some still insist on crying more than the bereaved.

Multiparty democracy means that there has to be opposition party. You cant force everyone to vote one party.
As for igbos who are ibtimidated into voting for the APC, one message for you;

They still wont like you,
Hausa wont stop killing you in the north
Yoruba wont stop hating you
Nigeria wont stop igbophobia just bc you voted
APC
Igbos remain a hated group in nigeria, forced to be in nigeria by conquest, berated for voting tour choice, intimidated by the lagos Oba when the Lagos governor is not deporting you

They will never like you.

I wish you luck.

Ndewo nwanne mmadu

ifyalways:
Young and pretty.
Happy birthday dear.

Toshmann come and see the wife I found for you.

Ifynkwa, i didnt know ti was this asa that you meant. Hmmmn. Ifynkwaaaa

Tell am say im on my way

Sommyangel:
Friends, it's my birthday today so am celebrating it by creating my first topic on naira land.. No hateful comments pls

Sh1t! I dunno how i got to this thread but im loving it.
Nne where art thou. Na you I must marry
Start talking.

Happy Easter marriage people

Pls let me know if and when you're single again


BabyO if you delete this post I will send the Oracle of the Hills and caves after you

Wahala don burst

woodcook:
Einstein you are right. The borehole/pipe-borne water that was installed for them by Buhari's regimen ( in the 80's) and upgraded by Obasanjo's regime ( 1999-2007) and automated by Yaradua was destroyed by Jonathan and his cohorts abi?

Tell them. All these kids that were born in 2009 think that the history of Nigeria started in 2010.

Worse still, some people dont even realize that theres something called state governements and local governments. They think federal government will build elementary schools, bore holes, local clinics etc.

Ignorance is Bliss while Truth Hurts

Ify biko elee asa m?
Kemgbe Buhari jiri bute change ya, muwa wi toshmann nwa mama i wan change asa too. For nearly 6 months now nwa mama enwebeghi time iga downtown legharia anya.

Anyways, m ga aga Las Vegas this summer. Anuru m na nkeghari anya nke ha wu highest.

Describe your ex:

Which one of them

buygala:


And your nice bosoms has 'gotted' me embarassed
I was in church when I viewed ur pishure, and turned my phone up-side-down in order to properly assess those boobsies embarassed ..... You need to see the look the mama who was sitting beside me gave me angry


Muchos Gracias for effectively diluting my Sunday blessing

Nneka123:
I'm sorry

And now she's doing same to me. Mine's worse bc im driving to church and i ran a red light bc i was trying to turn my phone upside down. Only when i saw the police camera flash my car did i realize what ive just done.
Now not only will i go late to church, easter sunday o, i'll be expecting a nasty mail from police this week, with a ticket and that will attract no less that $100 fine

I'm not laughing

ifyalways:
Young and pretty.
Happy birthday dear.

Toshmann come and see the wife hot chick I found for you.

Itu ndi ocha!!!!
Elee ya

Dapo777:
I got admission at bowen university in 2012, the joy and anxiety was still there and all that. I was warned that I won't like the school that they are too strict but I stubbornly refused to listen,thinking I would survive anything.

I was disappointed when I discovered this things about Bowen university. Luckily I got admitted into ui and ran for my dear life.

1)Religion is more important than education. Every students must attend chapel service every Tuesday,Thursday,and twice on Sunday at specific times, and its compulsory for all students regardless of your religion.
If you try to skip any chapel service,you would be suspended for a semester.

2)Your dress style is more important than your character.
-You can't wear jeans
-You can't wear 3/4 trousers
-You can't keep afro hair style
-You can't use handband
-You must be in complete shirt and tie and plain trousers to class

3)You can't decide when to eat.
There is a food time table for all students,if u miss morning food time table,no food for you in the morning again because all cafetarials would close when its past the time for eating. Same with afternoon and night food.

4)You can't stay outside at night.
You dare not be found outside your hostel anytime from 7:30pm. Every student would be sent back to their hostel once its 7:30pm, and by 9pm u can't be found outside your room.

5)Compulsory devotions for everyone.
By 6am you would be woken up for a 30 minutes devotion(singing and praising) and every 10pm you would be sent out of your room for 30 minutes devotion every single day including Sundays.

6)You can't leave the school compounds without applying for visa.
First of all,you can't go outside the school compound for any other reasons than to visit the bank for withdrawal or payment. And you must write a letter to the hall supervisor,who would read your letter (reasons why you want to go out) and he would sign it,and then you will take the letter to the student's affairs unit where they also read the letter and give u a paper where u write Ur name and department and date of departure,this paper you will then take to a woman in charge of the gates,who collects it and ask you to write your name on a list she then gives you a tally that you show to the gate man who would then allow you out. Maximum of 1 hour can be spent outside the school,later than that, and you could be purnished.

7)You must make 80% of class attendance before you would be allowed to do exam. Class attendance marking is always done.

They give holiday assignment and you must submit it on resumption.

9)The cost of living there is very high,because the sellers know we can't go outside school easily.

10)The hostel that they are paying 120k for ,is in a terrible state,dirty toilets,slippery varenda,stinky environment. Mosquitoes nko? Wahala. 8 students per room for 120k per session.

The good things I liked about bowen university

1)The girls their are very naive and easy to get, they are desperate to have boyfriend because they are leaving their father's house for the first time. The ratio of females to males is 7:1. Same thing with young female food sellers at cafetarials,because you are a bowenite,they assume you are very rich,so they open up easily to you.

2)You can sell anything at any price if you know your way. Most Students there are from very rich families,so if you have an item,let's say a gold chain,and you know how to hype and market it ,you can sell fake gold chain for 50k, they have the money, but not all of them are gullible oo.

3)Their new library is very beautiful and ultra modern,fully airconditioned and strong internet access if you have the rj45 cable.

4)The chapel too is quite beautiful and fully airconditioned.

And this not a joke. Go there and witness it yourself.

Abeg na where this university dey?
I want to return home and contribute to the new nigeria under Buhari. I can be a visiting professor, free of charge.

kekakuz:
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Why will you blame them when APC media will be the first to announce and rejoice whenever bad things happen, just to berate a President they hate.
Anyways, I hope Buhari performs better. I just hope.

Meanwhile, the girls from chibok are not yet home. I hope it's in GEJ's hand over notes. Tell Oby Ezekwesili that the girls are not yet home.

Nigeria Jaga Jaga
Everything scatter scatter
Poor man de suffer suffer
Gbosa Gbosa!!!!


Na look I de look Nigeria from Obodo Oyibo

Dateline: May 29, 2015; ENTER THE DRAGON

Skimpy,
Etoro m na owerri nu. Awu m akirika ala owerri. Mana agara m ulo akwukwo secondary na Okigwe, gaa mahadum na Calabar.

Emechakwara m gaa mahadum na Obodo Eliza, mana ugbu a awu m enyi umuagbogho

Fadelex:
even Jonathan came in on Saturday night, kaduna by the way is a done deal for Buhari and el-rufai...... with the way results are coming in, I forsee a runoff for the presidential election. . why are we not having any results from south east and south south? hope not all registered voters will eventually vote for pdp by the time the results are released, these are places with low population yet the results av not been released. I smell foul play going on there.... we are patiently waiting and I urge everyone to be calm wen the result is announced. remember that the immediate families of these politicians that will benefit mostly from the govt are presently on vacations.

Uhm, we are working on the results from the south-east and south-south. Give us time

ifyalways:
PDP. . . Power!

Rigger jam rigger. SAI GEJ.

Umunnem owu Jonathan on board. Tosh, Jona merie E, a gam a kwuru gi ugwo umu mgboto ato. Point and kill

Eeeh

Ka m baa rigging mode osiso
Chei, mgboto ato from ify no be joking matter

demandtruth:
Let me help you and if this can't help you. Then you are on your own.

The entire SE PVC (7m) =
to Kano, Kaduna PVC (7m)

...hope you've not fainted

To top it up
turn out in SE = 56%
those 2 states = 63%

Results in the SE will be 10million
No faint yet o, its the new maths, just discovered in 2015. E nova enter calculus yet

profmallory:
Not impressed yet with this results coming in from tyhe SW. Pdpd still getting quitr a bite of the votes, keep in mind that SE and SS would be rigged for Pdp 100%. SW has yo do better than this to get PDP out.
"

The SE/SS results are still being cooked

GEJ until Buhari provides his certificate

donigspain:
- Plant bombs in the East (a particular candidate's stronghold)
- Detonate the bombs (Enugu & Anambra already witnessed)
- Cause mass panic
- Media helps to escalate the information
- Voters leave/refrain from polling stations
- East votes diminishes
- Game Over?

God punish these people in the GIF below:

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Wow!

Anyways, let us just pray for peace in this elections and let us get ready to heal after so much verbal vehemence and vituperation agaibst each other in the last two months

Peace! Nigerians

PDP, APC, independents and i-dont-care citizens, today, let us vote peacefully. Let us pray for peace. Today someone will win the election and someone will "not win" (i refused to use thebword lose)

Pls let us pray for peace. Muslims, xtians, atheists etc. nigeria belongs to us all, its been a very exciting 2 months of campaign and its shenanigans. Now let us unite as a nation and pray for peaceful elections. If we engage in violence, we all loose regardless of party affiliation.
I want GEJ to win, BUT if GMB wins, i eill accept him as president and pray for him. Nigeria belongs to us all.
Na all of us waka come
God bless Nigeria

ifyalways:
Otondo Tosh.

A garam Owerri girls for some years maka na a churu m achu from ulo akwukwo m na Onicha (a kuru m head girl ihe ) . A gakwaram nursing school na Owerri ,Amaigbo sha.

Tosh,a kpara m ike then oo. Azu anu word, iru ege nti

Chai, thank God for marriage, children. Ify ga emecha na uwa Jisos-a cool-ue down?
Ekwe nche !

Chei, Darfur miss road no be small

saasala:
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http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/03/lmaoo-do-you-think-this-is-pure.html

HEYI!!!
There is God o
There is God o
Umunwayi there is God o
Na so una de decieve umuafrika

S

shaddi:
Who is Gen muhammadu Buhari


The slayer of corruption.-->Liar
The terrorizer of looters.-->a terrorist
The defender of the masses.--->defender if boko haram
The no-nonsense general.-->true. Very intolerant to opposition, criticism and press freedom
The most popular man in Nigeria.---> liar. He's the most popular person in APC
The political enigma.----> true. 4x rejected (including saturday) yet he's not done
The only politician who can get millions without renting
a crowd.----->true. supporter of APC and boko haram will organize crowd for him
The man with a cult-like follower-ship.--->true. As a cultist, his followers are cult-like
The persistent one!-->true, persistent trial, rejection and failure.
PDP's worst nightmare.---> true, he's a nightmare to the civilized world in this century

All welcome Nigeria's incoming president
President Muhammadu Buhari. GCFR ----> Jesus Mary and Joseph . Dude, get off the drugs

Vote GMB ----> TUFIAKWA!!!
Vote PYO -----> wetin be PYO?
VOTE CHANGE --> no be abyhow change o. Look before you leap.
Vote APC------> guy you de craze? . You for tell us to vote for ISIS.

Abegi

ifyalways:
I na aju-aju. Early mo-mo rice na nke " Nda leti" bu the way then. A gakwaram way " aka shimmy" too.
A garam school na Owerri Tosh. My crew then kpara ike na Owerri. Lolx

Ala Owerri ri nma Biko.

I mean-iri ihe a. So iwu ala owere. Etoro m na owerri. Mana agaghi m school na owerri.
Kedu school igara? Oji mgbo, egbu girls, akwa nkuwa girls, emekuku ka owu uratta?