₦airaland Forum

Fabdedon:
Ugly ones dont cheat dats all.!

RaeMystix:
Hmmm!...Its hmmmmmmm.....Okayyyy......You?

New York City (Most of the time). A civilized Jungle with the craziest drivers in the whole universe, and most annoying climate

GEJ until Buhari-De-Boko disbands his private army (Boko Haram) , produces his certificate and retires from politics for good

donsheddy1:
Very Possible. Ms. Sahara was born an hermaphrodite and when it's time for the operation she need not tell the Doctors which to take out cos she is more feminine. The only thing masculine about her which till date is still not noticeable by so many people is her voice. She suffered a lot in Nigeria after serving a long term jail term for been deformed by the northerners then flee to abroad where she hit stardom. I love her for who she is and not what she is. So to those out there questioning God's Creation or let me say judging a fellow brethren just because they're malformed should keep up with what they do best. You wanna remove the dust from someones eye and still feel reluctant about the log of wood in your own eyes. Today you've heard about her cos she made it in live and shared her shocking story and you're just here commenting over someone else's victory. Let's be wise and stay positive - God Bless Naija.

Born a hermaphrodite?
I suspect she was prolly born with a medical condition called Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia-Classic type. Such babies have gender ambiguity but they are treated with hormone replacements.
Hmmn, i dunno what to say. But transgender doesnt sound right to my ears. Forgive me, i was born into a religiously conservative family.

N/B despite my personal opinion about Transgender issues, i still dont advocate theur persecution or denial of their civil rights and freedom.

My God!!!!

RaeMystix:
MD

Oh, okay. I hear it's a nice state

ba7man:
No matter the outfit GEJ wears, he always ends up looking like a dollor.

While Buhari-De-Boko looks like frozen stockfish

mikigen:
Lozz this got me laughing tho!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lolololololololololololololololololo @

Share a coke with buhari- Tufiakwa

GOATandYAMtheory:
Whenever GEJ and his cohorts/agents attack Buhari, b4 he(Buhari) responds, a million Nigerians would have responded..


It shows God is with Buhari..

THE CHANGE IS HERE

No, it shows General Buhari-De-Boko has an army of well trained rabid dogs waiting to pounce on anyone that doesnt cow-tow to their ignorant whim


Keep the 'change'

Whaat!!
Nigeria still get soccer league?

RaeMystix:
Honest....Had to clear out the snow on our drive way two nights ago....Hated it.
Most folks I know, have all said nothing but good things about Canada. The insurance, easy access to jobs( if you have an American citizenship). Good healthcare...( most especially if one ends up giving birth in the country). Nice pay too, without the stress.

Where dyou live now

ifyalways:
Ozioma, Eze Promoe, dalu kwanu.

Tosh, onye cheap ticket, azi gbakwa ihe ojoo. choi

Bia olee nwa Darfur? O paga nshi from London to Belfast ugbu a? Ebelebe Igba

Darfur nu hospital. Ogara ulo akwuna, kuo nkwa, ojighi ego, umu akwuna apia ya jaa-jaa. Darfur ewerela onodu na ICU ndi st Georges Hospital, London.

@Notyourb1tch
M ka n'eme nkwado maka ibia obodo Eliza ibia kuziere gi igbo
(I'm still working on a plan to come to london to teach you igbo )

oweman:
SICK person !

Murderer

GP2015:
He's coming! He's coming back! PDP, run he's coming!
I'm sure all those who spoke behind his back would be calm now that THE GENERAL IS BACK!.

De-Boko is back

Since his travel boko-haram has been pounded by the army. Now he's back to inspire then again.

EVERYBODY PANIC !!!!!!!!!!!

[size=4pt] dem nairaland boko boys go begin flare up now [/size]

Canada

So you like this snow?

Anyways, i go put houston for budget. Ill be moving south in the next 2yrs. This snow don tire me.

RaeMystix:
Why is that?....I'm considering moving there after college.... My sis went to University of Houston for her grad school, and she loved it there.... She said Houston is quite conservative.

Na Bad belle
I just hate that state. Never heard anything good about Texas since i came to this country. Blame the media

Weah96:
LOL. I don't even have her digits anymore. But she's on my FB. I should warn you though, na Akata woman wey I dey talk about so ooh.

shebi na woman

Nothing de happen, i dey

[size=5pt]nnaaa i de fear some akata o. those people de craze[/size]

RaeMystix:
Shocker

I hear both Atlanta and Texas do offer low cost housing.

Atlanta i may consider
Texas. . . . . even my dead body no go gree pass through their airport. Yeye state

walex59:
What the h*ll was she thinking? This is just barbaric.Just watch how this lady engages her dog boyfriend in a 1 minute k!ss as if it is a real human.

http://www.mygiststation.com/video-lady-gets-herself-in-1-minute-kiss-with-her-dog/

This one na small.
For here videos dey of women wey dog de lick and f--k .
Una nova see anything

imoleay0:
Governor Oshokomole and his entourage at
Iya Kareem's Bukar, Ajilosun, Ado-Ekiti.

Yes, thisbis how it should be.

I also hope when they catch malaria they go to The local hospital
When NEPA take light they buy candle
Their kids will be in the local schools

so when the people suffer, dem go follow suffer. That way they will be interested in Solving the local problems

Weah96:
I used to talk to this girl who had to move back over to NY. She then told me to pack up and join her. In a $1400/month 2 bdr apartment the size of a shoebox. I almost insulted her.

Well, since I'm in NY already, let me have her number and address so i can continue the talk from there.
Its been snowing since morning and im sure she's cold and lonely

Weah96:
My brother and I pay only [size=18pt]$450 a month[/size] for a 3 bdr house, with a basement. And it will be ours in 3 more years, rent to own. You can get a house in Atlanta for $40K easy, rent will be less than $500.

My internet, electricity bill alone is more than half your rent

Dimples192:
No. Safe Sexual Pleasures

Thank you my sister
Pls my people ignore this OP

Una wan make babes begin to refuse to give umuafrika Mouth Action abi? Something wey we de take cool off na him una wan remove

Nonsensical, bad-bellous, yeye-ric, odelecoius thread

Weah96:
What are you doing in NY? You get rent money like that? NY is called "concrete jungle" for a reason. Every animal for himself.

My brother the rent i'm paying here can buy me a big house in Ohio

Dont wven go near the weather, right now i'm in my apartment, snow don cover the whole place, no movement. I no go anywhere today.

But how man go do na, something bring me cone this city. When i'm done I'm out. Either I go back to the midwest or I go south. If you no get SUV for this town, God help you.

hensben:
You can't call that stress out because they can't withstand the pressure in the society hence, they took their life unlike nigeria were people suffer and smile for long, still hoping that things will be good....white people commit suicide over little thing, mostly for love(women are usually the victim)..the same reason brought about feminism over there, here in nigeria, life as a whole is just too difficult for both common man and the elite.

Well, my brother, it depends on what you understand by "stress". According to psychologists, and i had an A in Psychology class in Ohio back in the days , Stress is basically a reaction to a stimulus that disturbs our physical or mental equilibrium. And emphasis is on the word "reaction". What reaction is greater than suicide?

Dont let these oyibo people define us all the time. They've been defining us for centuries. For How long will it continue? According to psychology (once again, remember I had an A in psychology ) stress is a reaction. This means that if I fail an exam (which never happens ) and i drink my beer and go to the nightclub to cool off, my reaction is drinking beer and going to night club. Which makes me feel good as long as it makes me feel good and relaxed, im not stressed. If on the other hand i decided to go drinking, take 20 bottles, everyday, get worked up, then in stressed out. My reaction is emotionally and mentally deleterious. This means stress. Same stimulus, different reactions, different stress levels.

The biggest reaction to a stressor is suicide.

Let me say it again.

America is the most stressful nation on earth

APC wake up.
PDP will win this election by hook or by crook

Nigeria can not be the most stresseed out nation on earth.

No nation is more stressed out than the USA. A coubtry that experiences over 30,000 suicides in one year. . . . . . . let me post it again, there are over 30,000 suicides in the United States annually no country comes close at all.

With all the money they claim to have, they have the highest number of psychiatrists, they have the highest numebr of psychiatric hospitals, psychologists etc yet the suicide rate is inimitable. Lets not even go near the murder rate. As im making this post, somebody is being killed somewhere in this city (NY), someone will drop dead in chicago by mid afternoon and by the end of today someone will take his or her own life. Right now the weather is below zero, and some people are homeless, in this cold o, family no send them.

Oya go and see the so called rich guys how they live thier lives, sometines when i look them finish, i prefer my own lifestyle. These people have no life. The only time they truly live is when they take a vacation. Then send you all those photos and you think they are in heaven. And thats just 2weeks, the rest of the yr is work work work.

See their president na. Look him face see stress.

Abeg, no country is more stressful than this country (USA)

So nigerians have learnt this nonsense 'baby mama' rubbish

Abeg make he go marry the girl joor. And all these girls running around, una no get shame? How much these "big boys" de give una sef? . E no go pass 50,000 naira.
Tufiakwa

Nnaa de kind thing personnde see these days

Before i marry any 'pretty' woman she go spend the night with me well.

I have to see her face in the morning when she wake up, to see her as she is without make up

she must cut her hair make i see the true shape of her head too.
She go dance naked for me, make i see the true size and shape of her br€ast and butt.

I have to personally examine her skin, to make sure it's the natural color,
I will examine her teeth too. To ensure they aint fake.

Then i will employ FBI to investigate her past, to ensure she no be retired LovePeddler.

Nnaa wetin i go do plenty.
Bc these days, deception don enter digital level.
Even men don join too.

Since Buhari-de-Boko travelled out of the country, boko haram has been decimated. Now he's planning to come back it looks like they are re-organizing

I am not trying to say anything o
I'm just saying

Make una no kill me, na freedom of speech

Notyourb1tch:
You can teach me? That would be nice But Ohio is very far from London

Sh-t

Uhm . . . . . Uhm . . . . cheregodi (wait a minute) . . . . . .

New York --> London round trip $1200

Otu ndi ocha e e e e (no translation available )

Blackett:
They are all goats. . . The one on top and the one under.

The one on top is the oga-goat-@-the-top, aka top goat/sharp goat.

The one under na proper ewu