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adaobi123: I have no boyfriend.

Stop bullying otele.

i didnt say you have a boyfriend? i said babyfriend or okay sorry, he's no longer a baby, he's now a toddler huh? ok, my bad, your toddlerfriend

adaobi123: Im fine

calm down, young adult . .
where's your babyfriend?
time out? grounded?

. . . evil uncle has done his thing . . . . . . (toshmann gives off evil laugh ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

what's up kid

Idowuogbo: Yeah yeah! Even the smoothest road is full of stones.

and the stones can be used for building towers (of love)

onila igbuola m final

Idowuogbo: Henhen? Smooth criminal, I hia ya!

if loving you is a crime, i'm the world's most wanted
and i have no regrets

Idowuogbo: Lmao! First class asewo!

at least na first class

thats what you get being with toshmann de great
no compromise on excellence
always the first, the best, the top, the crown, the gold and the diamond

Idowuogbo: Beaurriful! But... It no gel!

beautiful! that's the gelling
all things will be beautiful. . . . and then it will all gel . .
Gel for da Angel

@idowuogbo, in case you missed it, allow me to say it again . .

toshmann: Come into my world
And I will make you well pleased
Those sweet pair of eyes you have, I'll make them shine like stars
I'll not only give you a ring ( diamonds are never outdated)
I'll give you a crown,
make u a queen,
and give you an empire.

I am Toshmann, I don't joke when it comes to love

Idowuogbo: She's right.

idowuogboo . . . . . my future wife

you say you have already been taken . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MXZCecet-s

adabeke12: hmmm... u just want to mess around. that is the only thing i understand from all this

.

Idowuogbo: Old man! Rings are outdated... We rock matching tatts.

Old man old sense,
Matching tatts (whatever that means) = vacancy dey

Come into my world
And I will make you well pleased
Those sweet pair of eyes you have, I'll make them shine like stars
I'll not only give you a ring ( diamonds are never outdated)
I'll give you a crown,
make u a queen,
and give you an empire.

I am Toshmann, I don't joke when it comes to love

Idowuogbo: Taken, no vacancy and...

No ring= not taken

There's vacancy

adaobi123: chocolate ?

Yes o, or candies

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...ermm brother..here in London, we impress sweeries by buyin them 12 red roses....what in the name of Mr Cork is Otelele[/quote]Otele is your competitor . I'm sure he won't mind dropping out of the race for adaobi's love if you get him some candies

adaobi123: LMMAAAAAOOO

aww that would be nice

Oteleeeeee! Ooops ," time out"

Mr cork I suggest you get otele some chocolates to settle him out of this race

Idowuogbo: Married? no! 30? Maybe maybe not!

Lol
Toshmann is not a kid

Ok, lets start afresh; give me two and half reasons why I should not release my love for you.

Idowuogbo: Love? Nna, calm down!

Answer my question, you ain't really married and you ain't 30yrs ( in still older if you're 30 anyways)

So your endurance is not related to any form of hospitality
Hmmm, odikwa risky.
But I'm a risk taker

adaobi123: evil uncle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

adaobi123:

i'll call otele's parents today and tell them their baby( ) is dating someone online . . . they'll put him on "time out"
you won't hear from him again

Idowuogbo: Yea! Ke kwanu?

okay, you aint married, right?


c'mon, let's chat . . .
there's nothing to worry about . . . let's talk about love

still looking at idowuogbo's foto . . . . ok . . you aint 30 yet right? you wanted to put me off, huh? . . you gotta try harder
you gotta do better than that. . they didnt tell you i'm above 30

big mistake sister

Idowuogbo: She's 45!

lie

where's she at?

Idowuogbo: Tenks!

you're welcome . . . . but i still came late
not happy

adaobi . .. have you got an elder sister?

Idowuogbo: Which one u smoke? Ewedu or igwu? U need deliverance! I'm 30 and taken.

toshmann doesnt need to smoke anything to be bold and audacious

30 . . . i came late

next pls . . . modellla!!!
modellaaaa!!!!!

looking at idowuogbo's foto . . . . . . . . sweet eyes . . .

adaobi123: SMH

i'll rather you shake ya booty . . . . in 5yrs time

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm...*singing Kelly Hansome* like play like play....

i'll rather you sing this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSTYtMSbL0

Idowuogbo: Y?

i need a mature babe
good in bed
wild in bed
old enough . . . such that i won't feel guilty about spoiling somebody

this is all about s-e-x . . . and love . . . and relationship

love me or hate me . . i say the truth
and more importantly . . . a beautiful girl . . i think you qualify but i need to know ya age . . or at least to know that you are 25yrs or more

a mature babe will not get pregnant stupidly like kids young adults

so, are you up to 25yrs

adaobi123: A dutch girlfriend ?

@ bolded But how can a boy who could be less than 17 years old be talking about mas--turbation ?

https://www.nairaland.com/961649/m-ast-urbat-ion

otele wu onye ara . . how did you discover this . . you adaobi . . you eh . .
anyways, otele is a noisemaker . . not sure he means a single word he posts there. or perhaps he does . . i doubt it.

idowuogbo are you up to 25yrs?

adaobi123: bless him

sometimes i think he may even be less than 17
not sure that guy has seen puberty yet

and he had a dutch girlfriend some yrs back . . . according to him. may be they were just writing poems

adaobi123:

Sorry uncle tosh

thats better

Idowuogbo: Ada, u don dey screen aristo ni?

haba! not me o this one too small for me