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adaobi123:

sharraappp

whaat me? your uncle? these kids young adults of nowadays

he makes me laugh . . he's not even ashamed to state online that "mummy wants my laptop"
"mummy says it's bed-time"
mummy this . . mummy that .

adaobi123:

[size=22pt]hes too young, i need someone older[/size]

oteleeeeeeeeeee!!!!

why? you got a new guy in town the forum

adaobi123: ewwwww my eyes my eyes

you can close one eye and use one eye at a time . . . mr cork will understand what i mean by a different kind of br-ea-st feeding ,
and i'm sure you do . . . otele won't understand it

adaobi123: so funny

where's mr cork? or is he also br-ea-st feeding somewhere
a different kind of br-ea-st feeding

adaobi123: I dont know mr toshmann, Ill ask him later

ask him pls, if so it's about time you take over from the mum, that way you guys can be much more closer
and the mum can now retire

these moderators sef , so br-ea-st is a bad word! in this 2013?
which village were these MODs liberated from?
SMH

wake him up

or may be we should leave him a for a while . . . do you know if he is still being br-ea-st-fed? . it may be dinner time you know

hey adaobi, i'm good
where is your babyfriend boyfriend otele

where are all those kids that make me laugh ,
hey mr cork!, otele! adaobi/bekee! where are you kids, come pls big uncle is here

come say hi to uncle tosh

hapu darfur onuku
anyi na awuli elu na o di ndu, ya si na onwu ka ya mma. legodi ify wu fire, oku, oku kara aka, n'acho onye o ga eregbu, gi mee escape, bia ebe a si tinye gi back to oku. odika ify omirila uburu gi.

legharia anya na threadia, onye obula agbarala ify baby-oku oso

ifynkwa , anyi like-iri gi o, mana abia na nke iku nkwa . . . ify ewheghi onye nwara gi that side o

not even nwa mama

What happening to Nigerians these days. Cancer wasn't so common back in the day. Cancer was a western thing. Now we have cancer everytime in Naija. Especially since all these artificial food started flooding nigeria.

Na wa o

what is the meaning of this?

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CFCfan: This is so sad! The SON (Standards Organisation of Nigeria) should do a better job of inspecting the quality of cement being commercially distributed in Nigeria. Incidents of collapsed buildings should be reduced to the barest minimum, or even totally eradicated.

if i complain of corruption now someone here will tell me to come home and help build nigeria.

i no know wetin to talk about again

[quote author=pres-elect]hmmn, otele, na wa o, gi na adaobi gbagakwa first ebe a, mana unu ga ejisike na asu igbo.[/quote]ihe ka adaobi ga emegide ndi police abia nwuru ya one day for child abuse . . . or mma otele ejide ha one day. ada imaghi na mma otele di over protective. . . juogodi otele phone number ya . . . otele enweghi phone . . . dem no gree give otele phone

[quote author=pres-elect]umunna, ify ahapula m oooooo
obi adighi mu mma at alllllll [/quote]enyi gaa noruo ala na azu ulo . . . . kama iga aga tuo mmamma na choochi na anaputala gi n'aka baby-oku gi bia ebe a n'emegheri imakwa onye ify wu? ify wu fire. oku n'eregbu mmadu. osinanwata rawa anwuru. ify akuwala nkwa before gi gbaa aji amu . .
biko puo n'uzo joo

otele: Ada if our people come here and see us speaking English in this thread nsogbu nukwa o

one full page of english

Adaobi kedu ihe n'eme gi na younger brother gi

unu abuo emeruola threadi anyi a unu ga akwu fine, emechaa ka m wetara gi account iga akwu ya wu fine, na Lloyd Bank

adabeke12: then how do ppl get married if not thru boyfriend and girlfriend?

Yea people get married alright but Ada how can I date a 20 yr old girl that I don't want to marry? She's way younger than me and I will just be messing around with her. It ain't good.
Some of us bad dudes still got conscience you know
If I intend to marry her that's different, it's two adults ( or at least one adult and one young adult ) but if in just playing with her, a 20yr old kid, that is not fair. A 20 yr old knows little about life. Unlike a 25 yrs old chick. That one I can handle, rigmarole, bamboozle and still feel no guilt

make him go hang

spikes C: i definitely know this, best thing that can happen to man

you can say that again

adaobi123: later

ciao

adaobi123: its not late

it's almost 11.00pm go to bed joor

and it's bed time for you too.
go sleep . . . ooops american street english

adaobi123: I aint a kid. Team young adults

slip of keyboard i corrected it na!

where is otele, sleeping ?

i guess so, it,s past bed time for the poor kid (this one na kid , 17yrs)
and i think his mum has seized his laptop again

adaobi123: @bolded smh

yea . . .shake am well . .
thats why i dont need no 20 yrs old kidyoung adult for me . . . but some 25-30 . . . even 35 . . . . even pretty sugar mama wouldnt be a bad idea . . as in 50yrs

lol . . i de joke o

adaobi123: yeah yeah. except for green tea, rice and noodles, what else will she cook for you ?

she didnt cook noodles for me. doesnt have to cook for me. na food i come chop for cardiff , if i hungry i go chop outside. my easter barbie also introduced me to china-china where we go to eat sea foods.

she's slim, healthy and strong . . you get what i mean . . .strong . . huh . . . strong . . .aight . . . really strong for there
samba

no be my easter barbie una de yarn

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..bro..is her name Ching huang Sang Moi? [/quote]bro i no go even make the error of attempting her name
i tell you say i de call am easter barbie you think say na for fun

all these babes wey no de put their foto wetin we do una na

CFCfan: That one na real "one chance"

more like half chance . . or haf-chas

adaobi123: you still have time to change

yea . . change is coming baby . . next stop. . . chinese babes
i dated one in Cardiff Uni . . . best girl i have ever met . . .humble, brilliant . .she introduced me to green tea which i still take today . . .ow, i called her easter barbie

CFCfan: That was harsh
Britain (England) has football hooligans

i'll take english hooligans everyday than cincinnati hoodrats . . . there's a place in this cincinnati that you can't even go to. there are places in ohio where your car had better not breakdown