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adaobi123: @bolded you sound like a p..imp

thats what you get for living in america crazy a.s.s niggeerrrsss

no not a love-vendor. not that bad . . . . . . ust loved life that's all
my error was that i should have concentrated on at leat one babe (while the other ones will be "intimate well wishers"
bc now i cant focus on one babe. i dont trust american babes, i dont trust naija babes, i dont trust latino babes . . i'm going crazy

adaobi123: I thought you said u were till handsome ?

but not as before . . .

before eh, if you see me you go bow . . . and i had dem babes . . all colors and sizes i didnt discriminate . .
but here in america, i'm careful you know, some of these tattoo-infested hoodrats are armed thay aint like the british girls who are so girly . . if you hurt them they cry . . hurt these americans . . walahi . .better run comot that neighborhood

CFCfan: Wetin come happen now?

life happened . . . too much women, clubbing, strip clubbing, partying,alcohol . . .
aging happily , not yet retired . . .looking for older babes now . . do you have any elder sister

LMAO @ "they should be locked up in guantanamo bay and the whole damned prison nuked to ashes"

this will immediately bring peace in the US. The hatred is too much . . . . especially in this land where almost everyone is armed
that's why some people loose it and go on rampage

adaobi123: abeg American english is another language sef

i tell ya,when i went to tennessee last yr, i no hear one word wey my cab driver de yarn. NOT ONE WORD!!!
in the south it's a whole different accent . . . then try the black southern accent . . ublankatasha

@bolded ahahahahahah it reminds me of those people that come on those crazy american talk shows

those talk show people are the worst things on planet earth. they should be locked up in guantanamo bay and the whole damned prison nuked to ashes

you were in the uk ? university tings I guess

sure, Cardiff Uni . . . i was very young, sexy and handsome . . . . that was then

adaobi123: @ bolded Lmaaoo

Dont mix American English with British English

americans don finish english for here. i tell you. infact e get some wey dem go speak, i go like, . . shuo-wetin this one come mean?
eg, where's adaobi at?
instead of where is adaobi?

you's crazy (you is crazy) shuo

yet dem go tell me say na dem sabi pass. . . . once i see any of them wey i sure say he no carry gun, i no de waste time yab dem . . . dem yab my accent, i yab their olodo head . . .now they've stopped yabbing me . . . .or have i started talking like them . . . . _{i hope not} . . the little british accent wey i manage for my 3yrs in UK don wipe out kpata-kpata ,
now na only naija accent and some level of ohio/midwestern/confused garbage accent i get

adaobi123:

Flog is more traditional

may be i've started mixing british (queen's) and american(bastardized) english
and the result is garbage

adaobi123: spank ? ewwww that sounds kinky

kinky

umuigbo rie nu, raa nu, taa nu, baa nu, kweenu . . iyaaaaaaa

onye biri ibe ya biri
ndu mmiri ndu azu
nke si ibe ya ebila ndu kwakwaa ya
iseeeee

adaobi123: It berra not happen !

and if it does? . . . . . you will come to cincinnati and spank ya uncle?

_{umuaka nke a sef these young adults sef}

spikes C: That fine babe on ya profile....

Email me her full pics

hmmn, things de happen for this thread o

CFCfan: What a story! Glad that the officer was lenient on you.

adaobi123: what a story hahahaha

yea, this is the second time i'm escaping ticket in ohio. 2 yrs ago ohio state trooper stopped me near middletown ohio for not slowing down in the inter-state, he let me go with a warning, anyways, i know the 3rd time would definitely be a ticket
and it will not happen . . _{i hope}

CFCfan: Laughter is therapeutic

you're so damn right.

it is also infectious . . . . i was driving through downtown dayton today, blasting owerri music from my car bluetooth and the dayton police stopped me, then he aske what kind of music is that, i said owerri music (i didnt say naija music , just wanted to confuse an already confused man) i started laughing and the policebabe police woman behind him started smiling. . . . . anyways, i was stopped bc my left door was not properly closed. i got away without a ticket and perhaps my smiley face which infected the police chick helped.

adaobi123:

ada you too laugh . . . ooops, you told me so already

adabeke12: what's wrong with 20 and 30?

ada, 20 and 30 for marriage. . . . . . . . may be no big deal . . but 20 and 30 for boyfriend/girlfriend
manfriend/girlfriend . . . . e get as e be o

ifyalways: Maria wuzi born again?Lekwe biati
Nne,a like-rim scopes gi.Ify ga adaba convent school soon.

he he he he . . nkita anyarala akpa

Tosh,I ga alum?Maria a bagokwa voicemail

ify gba m n'ahu, nwa mama nokwa n'ime voicemail-u ahu

lekwe darfur, kemgbe gi na ya ji kpaa, everyday oria , from st george's hospital, ya alaa cromwell hospital,from there edgware community hospital . . etc. etc etc . . agwala m darfur na ify awughi ebiri ya darfur anaghi anu until ya end-ia up na pyschiatric hospital

ifynkwa . . . ikara aka . . a-like-iri m gi mana mba m gaghi alu gi, i ga egbu m
echeghariala m . . . . . . at least for the past 10 minutes echeghariala m,
k'anyi n'ele how long it will last

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Choi, no more "Tosh m", "Tosh my love", "Tosh sweetheart" etc, Tosh no n'ime ite di oku
Chukwu gozie ukochukwu ahu zisara gi ozi oma

SINNER ekenekwam gi [/color]

imakwanu ncha wu ncha . .

tosh nu zi na espirito levels now
igaghi aghota, i wu onye mmehie

adaobi123: @bolded tufia !! Who wants to be a baby momma ?

I'll take your advice on board

Ahaaaaa!
Bc m ma na otele adighi capable of fatherhood. ( that is on the assumption na otele has achieved puberty in the first place)

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Choi, nsogbu di o.
Tosh, Maria buzi preacher o.
No tinini tanana for you [/color]

Cool-uo down. Nkwa alaala spititual

Owughikwa tinini tanana, owuzi espirito-kwaranticus
Ighotala
Igaghi aghota unless idi highly chineked
Eze Panya Onye mmehie chegharia o

adaobi123: @toshmann you and condom ?

Like doctor and stethoscope

D'you want unwanted pregnancies? Ichoro iwu baby momma
The worst thing you can do in life is to have a child you're not prepared to parent

Use a condom; it's safe, it's sweet, it's cool, it protects.
For more details go to
www.akpa-amu_tosh.condom.gov/rama-otu-n'uwa

agabaI23: Toshnwanyi, ezukwaranu m ka emee. Echere m ma ikwesirir I na-anuri onu na MG anatago ka ma itinye anya na ihe gbasara m na ATM nkem.

Toshwanyi, marakwa na ujo anaghi atu afo o ji were buru uzo. Ichezogo na m abughi dafur nke m ji abu otele.

ATM chic m, werekwa ya ozoo

Fake Onye nkem, idi okay

Nothing mega. Carry go
Ichoo condom, I ma Onye I ga aju

Buru gawa

Lilimax: Seems the their main target of Islamizing Nigeria is no longer working
They've re-strategize to kidnapping which is more lucrative.
God is watching!

Is this the joke section or what?
Boko don enter business

Who needs spiritual 72 Virgins in heaven when you can have $1million here on earth and enjoy 702 beautiful whores here on earth

Use your talent to make money here on earth

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]in the name of Saarkin Aljinn I accept the peace as the deities giveth. I'm high Priest Saarki Arna Maguzanci Samaeiila Tafida Bamaguje.[/quote]
I don die

Thankgodifeduba: in the name of Amadioha receive the peace as the deities giveth. I'm high Priest Aguiyi Ndiigbo mmiri n'asaa Agu n'asaa. Ogbu Ehi gidigidi

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]ALI MONGUNO, BE RELEASED IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF LORD AMADIOHA![/size][/quote]

agabaI23: Nwanyi oma, elewe ukwu egbue nnama, werekwa ibua
Oleekwanu etu eke si anya anwu?
Emisigam gi oo. Olekwanu ebe I passa?
Welicum

Agii-bobo
Nna gi na credit cardi gi a eh, Biko everyday make-kwa sure na ibiara ebe a, k'anyi Mara na idi ndu.
Lol. ATMC udo di o, no vex. Faketan wu ejima m from another mother. A huru m ya n'anya well. Achoghim ka onwuo.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]BAD NEWS [/color]

www.nairaland.com/1281191/owen-new-life#15589504

GOOD NEWS!!!!!
Nke a wu ihe ndi bekee n'akpo "Virtous Woman"

Ama m na Asa m di different. Now I'm loving her more than ever

Pretty-Goretti ,
Chineke gozie gi. Imere ofuma. Onweghi ihe di n'elu uwa a, Jisie chukwu Ike, oga adiriririla gi mma hoha, n'aha jisös kraist Onye nwe-ayi, Amin

Now your beauty has taken on spiritual beauty which is the true beauty as of angelic value.

[quote author=isale_gan2]Bros, why in the bitter cold cold climate? Move to the South. [/quote]Yea I have plans to move south as soon as possible. But in America, moving aint easy, and it depends on where you can get some money.

Lol

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Helo everyone,
olee ndi n'achom?[/quote]Pretty-Goretti m oooooo

My one true love

Ify ntooooooo
Maria is hot for life

All this drama na for Adaobi head?
Ebelebe

Inaghi anu Igbo?
Asi m I'm not talking about otele. M na ekwu maka your thread. Ndi na achi gi there( stalkers gi)