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10. If you are both playing and you use ur hand to brush her boobs and the question pops-up '' what do you think you are doing ?''

Bin quite a while I saw her online.. Make I give you her phone number 0806478**** scratch the stars with a new razor blade to reveal the hidden numbers

naijaboiy:
hehehehe

May I kukuma go unlike the pic na

hhahahahahahaha lwkmd.. You no go kill me wit laff

valmunich:
Fine boy

oooooh thanks parley.. I'm flattered

naijaboiy:
Naso Baba

Your dp make sense...

#NoHomo

thanks parley but remember say na 21yrs jail term be dis oooo..

Asiwaju9ja:
I don try advise her as a 17yr old. Na her parents she just dey embarrasse like say 2morow no dey. I bet the parents tried na she no gree learn. Half of the words she is using here I no fit use am. Classic example of omo-ita.

I swear I no fit use the words oooo.. Literary utterance of Omo-ita

fairygeh:
Seriously op is 17 and talks like this? all dis vulgar statements. ile aye ti baje. This world is turning to something else

may God bless you my sister.. This gat me wondering too and I jst can't imagine a 17yr old girl professing the quality of such words.. *end time girl*

naijaboiy:
We don't do make up bro...

#TeamNatural

I feel you jhor.. No make-up makes you look real while make-up makes you look artificial

I smell FP tins.. Lwkmd

ERCROSS:
It's not abt being dirty.
D o.p didn't say he only do house sanitation wen a babe is visiting..
He said he does the extra-ordinary cleaning..
Trying to make the room look perfectly okay without flaws... Dats d scope mehn..
Tell me..
Which guy doesn't do that..
Its guys thingy jare..
No cum dey form for us here..

are you minding that nincompoop claiming to be a clean niqqa ?

You are the architect of your own problem so try to work on yourself and portray a good image that supercedes that of an average Nigerian lady.. A relationship without trust and respect is worthless

3DCYCLOPS:
@tosyne2much

Its funny how they allow their stupidity get ahold of 'em

abi nooow.. I do that and there's nothing to form about it.. Despite the fact that I do this poo, I doubt if that hypocrite would be neater than me *just saying*

OP just know that most advice coupled with insults are those things that would help you in making your decisions

3DCYCLOPS:
Serious?? You think i care bout making fp...Nigga dont be so lame

you don't need a prophet or an alfa to tell you he's a very fool.ish and sense.less dude.. The funniest thing is that when you get to meet people of such behind the internet, you would see they aint worth it

I check people's profile pix by the reason of their silly or sensible comments

3DCYCLOPS:
Lol..me only arrange my room..infact the whole house when a diva is coming over..






when you see me sweeping in the morning...just know something's up!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahahaahaha you are so hilarious man.. You make me so tey water dey comot for my eyes

dazzlingd:
seriously? ?? This can only end in one way.....ur loverboy will outgrow dis sudden rush of emotions for u... he will use u and derive his utility. once u reach ur diminshing returns, u will fade away from his heart and mr loverboy will find a fresh blood better dan u. He will dump ur sorry ass and u my little girl shall weep out ur innocent heart. I wish to be dere to watch u cry. Then u shall join d team "all men are goats". Anyway little girl, enjoy ur pre marital sex and delusional love as long as it last

broda may God bless you... When the law of diminishing set in, the guy go swerve her enta BRT Lane

Sister Funke4Jesuss you are making real sense but your msgs would have been better if it was in a friendly tone.. That aside, all I knw is that anything happening so fast don't seem to last.. The funniest thing is that, most men who go crazy like your bf are most times not reliable, did I say NOT RELIABLE ? Yes !!! Men can promise you the whole world when they are acquinted to you so don't think your bf is different from every other 9ja guys simply because he bought you an engagement rich and also wants to tie ur knot quickly .. I don't care if your so called bf is a graduate or he's rich. From your write-up I can deduce he's not mature yet and can zoom off in pursuit of another lady.. If your so bf could be that desperate to tie ur knot, then it means he doesn't trust you a bit, only if you lack foresight, you should av known he wants to quickly take possesion of you so that you will get into his cage

naijaboiy:
LoL,,everybody now claiming to check only when a girl makes intelligent posts

But how many of them actually do that?
Very few

Even on critical topics you'll see useless comments like "hmmm" "Ok o" "Nawa o" "Op tell them" e.t.c

And then that comment will still get many likes and one useless woman-wrapper will quote the post and all he'll say is You're cute

I check any moniker both male and female most especially if you're not making sense

seconded

Sure my OP I do this... You will soon see those hypocrites will begin to speak or write in an angry or violent
manner

More inches to your Dicck my OP.. A pack of vaseline for you jawe.. Those ladies who are guilty of number 2 and 3 repulse me

Sensible people will write up something meaningful, foolish people will read it meticulously only to bring out grammatical blunders.. Those who do things make mistakes but neva make the greatest mistakes of those doing nothing.. Nice one jawe my OP..* Num1 on point*

Are there no Polytechnic students in the house ? I rep The Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti *Office Management*

End time boyfriend.. This is 21st century. I'm not in any way saying he doesn't love you but when a guy of 22yrs tells you he wants to mary you now, you have to be very careful.. This sounds like a joke but take my words by your right hand

ninovandross:
I did in my #100 lvl and it hlpd a lot, well until I foolishly asked for 2nd smstr school fees, na dia yawa gass . Since then I dnt inflate anything again

hahahahahahahaahaha you are so hilarious man.. I so tey water dey comot for my eyes

Bryan12:
Why would anyone do that when their mum has the proprietor's number?

mind you, some people have the gut to do that even at primary school level... looooolx

wheesin:
why are u exposing our secrets.dnt you know that parents are on nairaland ?

bwahahahahahahahahaha no vex oga mi

Abbeylincson:
most of nigerian students do engage in the act becos i do.
Even 80% of student did it.wait for pocket money and smell urself when it doesnt come on time.

you know as he dey go jare brother mi... you see most of them start saying cook up stories like ' i pay my school fee myself'

Abbeylincson:
I knw most of u will not say the truth...bunch of hypocrites and liers

may God bless you broda

BrownKnight:
hehehehehe before nko

u nko wey ur sch fee na 80k but na 120k u dey collect