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BrownKnight:
Don't get all defensive, my post was just a post, looks like you're feeling guilty, *sighs* don't worry, hopefully you're a good kid.

bwahahahahaha this one wey you wan dey make us feel less of being better children

BrownKnight:
Search harder @Op and you will see good Children who don't overhype school fees.....

I don't think you know what you are saying.. are you insinuating those who don't hype their fees are better children than those who hype it ?

You don't need a pastor to tell you dogs are better companion.. In the first place, why would you even think a cat can take the place of a dog.. As far as Nigerian cats are concerned, they are just so disgusting and big turn off for me

My candid advice, anyone who tells you your destiny or success in life only lies in the university lacks foresight, please just follow your heart and follow the course of your heart even if it's being offered in the poultry or farm.. You sounded like someone who prefers mechanical engineering to physiology so what stopping you from doing what you have passion for? Remember you can never make something good out of what you have no passion for

*Note* most people who lack foresight will mislead and brainwash you

This syndrome has been running through the veins of virtually all students, not all though. ( Don't get this twisted). Truth be told, I am also guilty of this of this act to a reasonable extent I knw some bunch of hypocrites and liars will start to utter or express with violence or extravagance

My dad is a kind of person that doesn't joke with academic fees but the funniest thing is that It's terribly difficult to collect any other money aside that of money academic pursuit but the only way you could just do that is just to hype any fees you want to pay

Countless times, I have come across students who use different tactics to collect money without mercy. I have a friend who took his own extortion exercise to the extreme by collecting school fee for both first and second semester ( WTF !). I have also come across some who keep billing their parents unnecessarily. From my observation and statistics, the number of students guilty of this act outweigh those who aint guilty

So my dear Nairalanders, are you also guilty of this act ?

Afrok:
haha... Why you should date a guy with Obama or a guy named Obama?

don't you know Obama is also an hairstyle ni ?

OP ur observation though but I stick to my Obama coupled with my teddy ... *coming soon* why you should date a guy with Obama *

I could remember when a female friend in my villa asked me to accompany her to the bus stop to board an okada.. She stopped a random okada man and he insisted collecting 200% extra charges and I was like * okada man shey you neva pay your house rent finish ni ? He was so shocked I could utter such statement in the presence of a lady.. *Wetin concern me, I tell am make he waka *

Kennethco:
O boy, na keke napep sure pass dis days

hahahahaha I swear keke napep no dey do this poo wey okada ppl dey do

Yungchop, no be you suppose dey derail my thread.. You of all people

valmunich:
Hmmm... Me I no go send oo, I go tell the girl make she come down unless she's the one paying and she's got enough money. A bike man wanted to do it to me last week I changed my face sharpely, he reduced the fare and winked at me , I just bone am shaa and left him cos the girl was the one paying. If I was the one catering, she's coming down, no two ways about it.

bwahahahahahaha roflmao.. The bolded got me laffin

coolebux:
I'll allow her bid the price with the bike man.





But I now chatter keke for her

hehehehehehe.. This really sounds funny and I don't knw if this strange to my fellow dudes

This really sounds very funny and I don't know if am the only one who experience this.. I took my babe to the bus-stop few mins ago to get her a bike and stopped a random okada man.. The normal T-fare to her destination is N50 but to my surprise, Okada man say he go manage collect N200 and I was like WTF ( this one na certified thief ooo ).. This really got me wondering

My dear Nairalanders, have you noticed or experienced this at one point in time ?

I was fortunate to meet just 2 celebrities, Ekiti state Governor(Fayose) and Rivers state Governor (Rotimi Amechi).. See people hailing here and there.. Inwardly, I was like God abeg answer ur boy too oooo

Take a record of his voice bla bla bla.. Are people spewing this poo truly from 9ja institutions ? If you are from a private institution you myt consider doing this but otherwise, don't try the aforestated advice.. Do you think violence is the best way to get you out of this poo? I PITY YOU !.. Like someone has said, you jst have to seek those in higher authority to help you beg him. *remember that lecturers remain gods in institution regardless of their actions*

OP, if I may comprehend what you are saying, are you implying Bola's family are also jobless that they were all present at home on a working day ?

LostMermaid:
I'll take your word, and be careful. Thank you. But I don't think she wants him. She has got a new boyfriend. And she doesn't even like him visiting them even for seeing the daughter; she just seems to want to keep him away from the daughter and them. He had to fight and go to court to even see his daughter. That makes me think that she's unlikely to start seeing nightmares and start missing him. [b]She [/b]actually seems to throw him away like a piece of paper; doesn't she? And she cheated on him too. So left no choice for him but to separate.

What do you say; should I just mention I'm worried about this issue?

oookay now I understand.. You can go ahead then if your mind insists and most importantly try seek a religious leader to help you pray fervently so that you can see some things which are not visible in the physical realm.. Having done all this physical and mathematical analysis is not a yardstick to win her over. You know that marriage is more spiritual than physical so pls do the needful

End time chair.. I guess if that chair was a female doll, most guys would not hesitate to empty a house of vaseline.

My dear, this is a very complicated issue.. I will advise you to be very careful in making decision. There's actually nothing wrong getting married to a single father provided her loves you but one thing you have to consider is the circumstance that surrounds the child bearing coupled with the mother.. From your explanation so far, I can deduce that your bf feels it's very easy to dump her like a piece of paper and tie your knot which is not so easy.. It feels so good to convince you but what happens after marriage if he starts having doubts and nightmares ?, won't the love he has for you drastically reduce ?

if your bf also seek advice just as you did, I am pretty sure the higher percentage of those giving advice would advise him to make up with his daughter's mother

pugilist:
Bros, we all know that by that time your s3x appeal is gone also and you won't "feel" the village girl too again

mind you, either village girl or classy girl, you myt not feel them afterwards.. That a lady is classy does not guarantee a lasting relationship

Village girl all the way.. Needless to say, there will a particular stage in ur life when beauty, big boobs and big as's will no longer be a prerequisite for choosing a life partner

Forget about she doesn't like you jhor.. You don't need a pastor or an Alfa to forecast and tell you that most 9ja ladies are so boring when it comes to holding good conversation. Oooh good conversation ? YEAH good conversation ( education, sport, technology and so on ). Most times when I manage to chat with some of them, I keep wondering how their bfs are coping with their boringness and dumbness Cos this is a turn off for me at PhD level

Very good

Since nature allow men to accommodate ladies according to their capabilities, there's no way cheating and unfaithfulness will not follow.. More so, one clear example why so much embargo are placed on ladies to prohibit them from cheating and flirting is in the pre-creation.. You would see that when God created a lady, He placed a label to indicate her authencity (virginty), there was no label placed to ascertain if a man has been defiled or not.. I am not in any way saying men are licensed to cheat but the aforestated point should at least give you an insight on why men are prone to cheating

When men were boys, I had little or no toasting ability and my frnds were not helping matters, pressure here and there onto this wooing things.. There was a day my frnds and I were gisting when this pretty damsel walked past us.. I told my frnds I like the babe and to my greatest surprise, one of my frnds who knew her called her name and the babe came to us. My frnd told her that I have been fantasizing on how to get acquinted to her, haaaa, ehnn who send you msg ? at that instance, my heart was racing as if AK47 was pointed at me, shame wan finish me.

# fast-forward# The babe outwritghtly said she was goin to buy somethin and that she would return very soon.. Immediately, I started cramming principles.. When she returned bck, I gave her a walk and could you believe I was busy talking abt irrelevant things such as ( The duration of Morroco to Kenya by flight, how popcorn is made from corn, the process of cassava b4 being transformed to fufu.

when we dismissed, I sighted my frnds from far and they were smiling sheepishly as if I won a gold medal, they asked me how d conversation went.. If I hear say I tell them say I no toast her, omo na global bashing be dat oooo

OP, you should have called me make I help you call guys wey go help you spice up your thread

FrancisTony:
You are supporting foolishness by comparing human being to a mere physics topic.

What about an aspect whereby Oil mix with oil but can't mix Water nkor?

Abeg, hide your face in shame and stop bowing for/to pùssy.

Adam did it and regretted. He should have questioned Eve.

may your days be long my broda

mesoade:
Incase

hahahahahahaha.. In case it makes FP abi ?

Epathra:
tosin, dont work your head too much. i wont tell.

hahahahahahaha roflmao... Wait first ! Jst one kweshion, when last did you see me?

temigracie:
..Guys dont menstruate now...


Only wet-dreams...

this babe sha.. Na everything you know

temigracie:
oga oooo....


So, its no longer akamu....Its now zobo....

lwkmd .. Btw, who told you we don't menstrate ?