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I remembered when I was in my first year.. The conclusion part of our registration was X-ray scan.. We were clustered in front of our health centre when the doctor came to address us on what we needed for d scan.. A lady who has been curious to know inquired if a lady would take off her top in the presence of the doctor... The doctor smiled and said '' young lady, I have seen different species of boobs in my life, dwarf own I don see, albino own I don see, lepa and oro boobs I don see, so when go come dey ur own wey I no go fit see ?'' Na so we burst into laughter

When you follow a lady, it does not necessarily mean she has to follow you back in order to reciprocate your kind gesture...well, I think it's a sort of discouragement when you follow and the person does not follow back.. It makes you feel beneath them or unworthy of being followed back

Yeah you can probably guess right by mere looking and vice versa... I was talking to a lady this evening and we were talking eyeball to eyeball and I can bet millions she's still a virgin.. 90% of virgin ladies are not so confident especially when it comes to close eye contact.. You cannot judge by the footstep of a lady if she's been defiled or not but you can judge by eyeball contact to some extent because they barely maintain eye contact

01emek: . Really, i don't know how think.

that's it my broda... As a guy, do you ever have the time looking at a random guy who walks by and get to notice if his shirt matches with his shoe ? Guys no get dat kind time na

It is a phenomenon that ladies are competitive in nature. However, every lady has at least an atom of competitive spirit within, jst that some are able to control and overcome it. Only a lady would notice if anoda lady's bag does not match with her shoe and vice versa.. * chaiii I doubt if God Himself understand ladies*

Immediately I stumbled upon this thread, I remembered when my padi and a lady he was chyking lied to each other that they were writing jamb next week, whereas, they were still looking for O'level .. My friend told this babe that his centre was at Ikotun while d lady also lied to my friend that her centre was at Oshodi... #fast forward to jamb day#. Both of them saw each other at a food canteen when everybdy don go write exam and discomfort was printed on their faces immediately.. D lady was so smart that she lied that she registered for non- appearance ( meaning person dey help her write d exam at d moment).. * hmmmm the virtue of being a veteran liar cannot be overemphasized*

Telling lies is not centred on a particular gender

Neva marry a man who bleeps you as if he's pounding yam.. He's not a husband material

Hey parlie how una dey now.. Valmunich, naijaboiy, Tallesty1... How 2day use go now ?

nikkypearl: Tallesty= blunt

Tosyn2much= no nonsense

Valmunich=cool

Naijaboiy=thinking!

u jst sealed my mouth *covers face*

nikkypearl: Since that yo thread on!"Anklet" ni o!

oooooh this babe no dey forget something at all sha... So if na thief I thief, na so u no go forget

nikkypearl: Tosinnnn!o ma n wa whahala obinrin o?why do u detest and like to raise sophisticated judgments on ladies so much?

Toh!ma so ara re o,jeje laye gba.

mi o ni sebe mo.. When did you get to start noticing this attitude of mine ?

Charles4075: . Bros, nor let the anonymous ones invade this thread ohh. Else na wahala ohh.. You sure say you go fit handle them?

egbon na truth u yarn so.. Dem fit come bash me ooo

Nice one OP... Some of them claim to be in anonymous mode in order to protect their privacy.. What has privacy got to do with faking or hiding ur identity when virtually all the guys in your area have bleeped you ? *smh*

What do you need after he's been confirmed by spiritual authority? I presume you are suffering frm your past relationship trauma.. Pls jst try to open ur hardened heart and let love reign or is it when he starts drifting away that you would start opening your heart ?

Don't jst know why I don't feel uncomfortable... All the ladies that have treated me during sickness are the opposite sex and I enjoy their services.. They relate with you in such a romantic way that would make you feel as if you should remain in d sickness forever

Mods please help me move this to Fp

Are Ladies Who Forsake You When Poor Worthy Of Acceptance When You Are Rich ?

www.nairaland.com/1920523/does-lady-forsake-u-when

We must have heard ladies forsake the ones they love just because they are financially handicapped and come back begging when these dudes are now living in luxury and dwelling in wealth.

Is this shameless case of greed not a big and dangerous gamble for second chance or acceptance ?

Are this kind of ladies worthy of forgiveness and be accepted back ?

naijaboiy: Marieolae baby,,our room is ready...
Let's go in..

*singing*

#WeBeAllNight

marieolae ! Marieolae !! Marieolae !!! How many times i call ur name ? No follow am enta dat room oooooo

iceberylin: bOss Ĩ ĎĤ ŐŃ ĹŐŴkey Ő...
Ĩ ĴÚŚŤ ŚÁŶ MĶ Ĩ ÁŤŤĔŃĎ MÁ ŃiqqaÁ PÁŔŤŶ..
ŴÁŤŚÚP ŴĨŤĤ Ú ŃÁ

e make sense baba... Me jst dey fall in at d end of d party ni.. I don miss alot

iceberylin:
ŤŴÁĹĔ baba

boss na me be dat jawe.. How you dey now baba ?

marieolae: hahahaha. Its not real oh lool

haaaaa me I wan run ni ooooo cos I no fit come downgrade myself for NL in d presence of ppl wey dey over hype me

valmunich: Lmao

hehehehehe egbon nor be my fault oooo... Na economy no smile ooo

marieolae: 2564896523- diamond bank. Chap chap oo lool

woooooow this babe send am sha... Make I rush go sleep, we go dey yarn 2moro *winks*

marieolae: 2564896523- diamond bank. Chap chap oo lool

woooooooow this babe send am sha... Make I rush sleep, we go dey talk 2moro

marieolae: ahh I understand. Hope u have sumtin for me sha

yeah something for you... Oya gimme ur bank acc num sharply make I rogger small money inside

I dey come first OP make I rush shatter my firewood

marieolae: tosynneee! How have u been. I've missed u. I've nt been seeing you around

I have been running helter skelter in pursuit of money ooo... I no go thief na

naijaboiy:
Na simple thing na,,just pour 100kg bag of salt inside a big bowl of water and then you call her name hundred times before you drink the water

egbon calm down na... All this wahala for ordinary gf, if na wife you wan marry nko ? Na 12 cows d man go collect be dat

marieolae: haha its nt charm its love

babe what's up na ? Its bin a while