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chibwike: Na job finding carry me come here oh, no be say i don see the job cef, instead i don almost turn woman wrapper

hahahahahaha your are so funny bro

I smell FP tins... Mine was 2011... A friend told me how interesting it was.. OP, please rename the topic so that it will be more attracting. E.g How did you come across NL ?

This similar topic was created last week and was moved to the sexuality session, but now I have re-modified it so that it won't sound too raw..

I probably would have a lot of critics and bashing for this write-up but wetin concern me.. Freedom of expression is inevitable Signs that he wants to get laid can be obvious, but there are some other subtle tells to look out for.

These are what most guys do that would sound strange or funny to you

1. Smiling Unnecessarily-
it is a clear sign that he is
uncomfortably at attention and in the mood. You see him smiling even looking at you flirtaciously even when everything seems to be boring

2. He Dips His Hand Into His
Pocket
This is a little bit funny. When talking to him, if you notice he's staring at you by intervals and the next thing he does is put his hands into his pocket smiling sheepishly... This might jst
be a sign that (make I end am there, una suppose don know wetin I wan talk ). If you want to finish him, ask why his
two hands are in his pocket and you would see that discomfort and shame would be registered on his face immediately

3. His Facial Expression-
You can tell a lot about a guy by
studying the expression on his face. Women don’t have physical signals that are as obvious as men’s when it comes to deciphering intimate arousal. when a guy is interested in you, he will study your face, looking for telltale signs that you are in the mood. This is usually the very same curious look he gives while trying to figure out how to rub your bo.soms so that it feels good.

4 He Keeps Going Out and Coming In For No Reason
When you are in the room with him and you notice he's going out and coming in for no reason, this is an indication that he wants to _____ (an adult like me no suppose dey use mouth talk finish b4 una suppose don grab )... He feels uncomfortable by going out and coming him thinking of
how to start..

5. He expects You Go Home With
Him When He Takes You Out To
Dinner and Pays For The Meal -
If he insists you go home with him the very first day he takes you to an eatery.. There are guys that think:
paid for date = getting laid that day. This is not much better than treating
someone like a prostitute


6. He Only Compliments Your
Looks- He loves your backside but not your sense of humor. You
always look "hot" but never
"gorgeous." If his compliments are superficial at best and gross
at worst, he feels like ______ you


*Ladies please add yours and
spread the fun *
Feel free and have fun

valmunich: *Brings out radio* *Calls tosyne2much LaurelP, naijaboiy, *Mayday! Mayday! Attention! This is a distress call! it calls for collective measures. Do you read me?!? There's been a break out here and I don't think I can handle it alone. The team is needed here ASAP for backup over!

reporting !.. This is an opportunity for the woman wrappering to pour out their mind... Will publish their names soon... * taking note already*

MrIknowAll: thiS post is fu rcking interesting... *Who know where I fit buy nokia charger*

no be my thread you go post that one.... Hehehehehe oaff

So many guys are woman wrapper-ing for many different reasons best known to them, but that doesn’t mean you have to like it or keep quiet about it because we are in a faceless forum. They are beginning to turn Romance session to Kindergarten class but we have to curb this habit b4 it gets out of hand. Sometimes, the best way to maintain peace is war

*So here goes the steps *

STEP 1

Does he excessively compliment you? Be calm at first and assess
the situation. Is he really woman wrapper-ing excessively? Does he send you PM at intervals ? If Yes... When next he sends you PM and say ''what's up babe, I'm unibenstu.dent from Nairaland... Reply saying, ''wetin come happen''

STEP 2
When they create threads and upload pictures for publicity.. E.g '' Am I the Most Handsome on NL?, or ''I am the most handsome dude of NL ''.. The best thing to do is open the thread and derail it, ooooh yeah derail it, E.g '' Where I fit see Nokia charger buy ?, Who know where I fit buy Dell tokunbo charge or abeg where I fit buy vaseline take self service ?etc

STEP 4

When he supports a lady hurling insults at you, jst call, Tosyne2much, vamunich, LaurelP and Naijaboiy and we would bash him honourably

STEP 5

When he manages to post a sensible comment and you compliment his gud comment and he quickly take your quote as a leverage to start somethin fishy.. Outrightly tell him a man of self worth and value would not be gracing the floor when a random lady quotes him

chimerase2: ma own na my bold5 ba3 de suck ba3 as if na guy way de suck his baby bwest
Abeg tosin wia I fit buy original ba3

u suppose fit see Tokunbo buy for Alaba.. Jst try hold lik 1k sha

Why are those bush ladies claiming they can't do it ?

People abeg where I fit see Dell original charger buy ?

neoapocalypse: Wabbish , you can sin on other days except the Sabbath day , and you call yourself a Christian. If you can fcck on Monday then you fcck on Sunday.

I don't get you

Like one babe wey I don dey teach tay tay during exam... On one particular exam wey invigilating tight and I no gree answer her when she call me, na dat day I become bad person oooo... she started hating on me *ladies sha*

Baddestguyp: most girls don't appreciate wat u give them but most guys do. but I still give to both sha.

egbon wetin happen na ? I check ur profile and I see say u don become female... Hahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd

naijaboiy: see as you carry the matter for head like basket of cocoyam

d thing sef surprise me ooo

herald9: Dude...you never sleep?

egbon I neva sleep jawe... Jst reading one or two tins

Which kind rubbishh be dat naaa.... What height of indiscipline is dat? Sunday ought to be a sacred day.. In as much as Nobody holy pass dsnt mean u shld be doing poooo without an atom of discipline.. If after church service comes sex, then you no have business being a christian... The service sermon for that day should at least overwhelm ur mind for d rest of d day

Shekau is not the sponsor of BH, he's jst the figure head and I don't even think we should be concerned about his death because the death of Shekau would not put an end to this attrocities ... Everythin happening in Nigeria is politics.. However, BH attack at market places or random place is a mission which is already contained in a script

chemystery: tosyne2much, LaurelP, Valmunich and Naijaboiy abeg which of una release this one from zoo? Who sabi this one before? Ihn just want make dem notice am. Yeye!

me sef jst dey look say which kind yeye thread be dis... Na publicity him dey do

Mods pls front page pls...

Is It Profitable Helping Your Fellow Dudes Than Helping Ladies.

www.nairaland.com/1913702/it-more-profitable-helping-fellow#1913702.15

When my fellow dude gives me ordinary 50box, inwardly I feel as if it's 10, 000 naira... Few minutes ago, I was with my frnds when a guy gave my frnd jst 100 naira, you need to see d way this my friend was so appreciative... I am yet to see a lady that would appreciate ordinary 100 naira

Frankenstein: You always get nothing tangible back if you offer any form of aid to most women. They see it as the duty of men to help them out. Most times, they get offended when the guy asks for something in return. It's in their nature, we can't help it. But a buddy will hardly forget that N50 you gave him to buy gala.

As for me, gender is never a factor whenever I make decisions on who gets my help in all occasions.

wetin u dey drink broda ? Jst mention am

ronald4lif: Yes very much so, women regards favour done to them by men as a gesture for sexual fun whereas a guy would hardly forget his G who supported him when the road was rough. An Igbo adage says that any favour done to a lady ends at the fun-frenzy you both shared but any favour done to a G is like a debt which he knows and certainly will reciprocate when in need of it. Another scenario is a case where the lady you helped may most likely cease or drastically reduce every communication you both used to have while dating after a break up or when she gets married.

Conclusively I would advise guys to do favour to women regardless of the aforementioned points for mainly humanity sake. However, they shouldn't expect any financial gratitude in return in the future as the chances are very slim. My two penny.

. Broda you have said it all

I often hear people say they would rather spend their money lavishly on guys than spend on ladies who are not appreciative

From my own point of view, considering the fact that being appreciative has nothing to do with gender, I think it's true to some extent that ''it's more profitable helping your fellow dudes than helping the female folks ''. If you are so observant, you would see that ladies are not very appreciative in nature, majority of them believe it's your duty as a guy to help them whenever they are in need while guys on the other hand see it as a big deal if you help them in times of financial problem.. I as a person, when my fellow dude does me a favour, I feel as if am indebted to him

So my people, is it profitable helping your fellow dudes than spend your money on ladies ?

yungchop: wasn't for you bro, check that fool under you with unionised as a moniker, he asked me to get a job, abeg person wey spell union as unionised go fit get job?

no be hin fault... He lacks foresight ni

Unionised: How about you

GET A JOB!

So you can be noticed?

what has got to do with this brother ?

yungchop: paadi mi I see you jare unionised <------- with this kind wrong english you no go even see job, so go and die

. I go understand d bolded brother.. ?