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Nice one OP.. Yeah it's true to some extent... Handsomeness is jst overrated, however, most ppl think being an handsome guy means so many ladies would be clustered around you which is not so true... Sometimes ur handsomeness gives false impression abt you.. Some presume you are proud by default while some believe you already have enough so they judge you wrongly without coming close to you

Padi mi wa sere jhor

rozzay: But eeeh jokes apart dis guy mean bisness oh, e say'make me d CE0. I been think say na of dangote group f companies na em I open c say na of woman wrapper ltd chai una no go kill pesin for nland. Inshort I don laff sotey I go rada die dan commit suicide. Hehehehehehehhehehe

d mate jst tire me jawe... Rozzay what's up now ? Bin a while

LaurelP, Valmunich and Naijaboiy... Why dis OP dey behave lik say e still dey kindergarten ?

Mak I book space first

Unibenstudent, it's of no doubt that you are woman wrappering here on NL.. There's no point to justify u aint one

Yeah I have cried b4 and that was when I was bleeping her... During the bleeping, I had muscle pull and I lie down on the floor crying profusely shouting for help

temigracie: ...I didnt allow them to touch me....

ahn ahn even till now, nobdy has eva touched you ? *winks*

OP there's a mistake in ur topic... It's supposed to be ' stop' not *stopped*

If we flust out all the woman wrappers... I go dey wonder how many guys go remain for here... Heheheheh

LaurelP: I dey vex! Infact I'm totally pissed off!
We the anti woman-wrapper task force having seen the spate of crime on dis forum especially the Romance section have agreed that we can't just fold our hands and watch guys disgrace us.
Guys opening threads to profess love, guys quoting and liking comments dat don't make sense, guys liking pics dat look like monkey own. It has to stop. As the MD of this noble taskforce, I've decided in conjunction with my crew members to come up with dis measures.

We therefore are going to enforce dis laws:
1. From now onwards, anywhere you see a post, comments dat looks likes a woman-wrapper's own, quote d comment/post and tag any of the executives of dis taskforce. I will give out their monickers later.

2. The executives will treat the issue after further investigation to find out if he's actually guilty, by cautioning and exposing the woman wrapper for all to see.

3. From now on, we are going to publish the names of chronic woman-wrappers for all to see. This will come out once or twice monthly.

4. Pls quote and tag the following ppl once u see a suspicious woman wrapper comment or post:
LaurelP
Tosyn2much
Dygeasy
Mencade5
Chemystery
Naijaboiy

Pls cooperate with us to put an end to woman-wrappering .
Say NO to Woman-Wrappering! IT KILLS!

I don miss a lot for dis write up ooooo.... Oya I dey ya back

temigracie: hehehehehe...lwkmd...

My mum said if any guy touches me....I'll get pregnant...

and were u pregnant when you were touched ?

MrCork: ^^^ see this Ghana boy....so u rather look fir punny in church than to find proper woman on the road...abi?...

....of course steet is the quickest way to find punny!

na so now... Na street sure pass if you wan bleep

It may work, but almost always, you’re setting yourself up for failure unless you’re in a club trying to hook up with a girl who’s looking for a one night stand.

When men were boys, if I were to be awarded by street wooing, I guess I should be a PhD holder but now I don hang boot sha

About a decade ago, I remember my friend and I would get dressed by evening and almost empty a can of Perfume jst to smell nice.. We go to random places without any destination hunting for prey ( if una like make una bash me, na una get una mouth )

I don't jst knw why am so confident approaching babes on the street, sometimes things go out of hand.. I have had quite a few challenges during my hunt.. During my approach, sometimes some of them would just eye me like say no be God create me..


There was a time I went to hunt as usual, with God on my side , I was lucky to approach a random girl and we got talking.. While talking to her, a guy was coming towards our direction and on getting close, he slapped her and started beating her like a cow ( I guess It was her bf )... Ooooh boy !!, I zoomed off at hussain bolt pace. * if I hear say I wait *

Guys please share your experience if you have at one point in time walked up to random ladies on the street and share the challenges faced (if any)

As 4me, I don hang boot


*Pls don't spoil the fun*

Lemme add this in addition

Expecting guys to always greet them first as if our life revolve around them

Expecting guys to always make adorable comments on their pictures.. When ur compliments on their pictures different from that of the woman wrappers, they flare up in anger and in some cases, they stop chatting with you or probably delete you

Expecting it is your daily routine to always make them lafff and while what they do is reply using moni- syllable sentence

golddeejay: if i hav the slightest glue that you are after my money, then i go defensive ni o. Old 5naira wey don tear u no go c collect but if u r independent n u no send my moni then i go readily spend on u. That one no be stinginess, i tink that z how most guys operate. A no want make one mumu gal dey call me her atm.

you are jst so funny bro... The bolded got me seriously laffin.. Lwkmd

delightful1: Everything on that list is so true especially number 6, it can be frustrating.
Hugging 'short' people is funny, you have to keep bending down to their level. Standing side by side with them makes me feel guilty and awkward.

You got to watch out for the ceiling fan too, it's one threat you don't wanna overlook.

that's it my sister... You are restricted to some styles when bleeping

The reasons why twins are special cannot be over emphasized.. Any remarkable thing that does not happen often is a blessing... There are so many special things about them stating from their looks, sometimes it is terribly difficult to ascertain which is Taye of Kehinde, isn't this special ? Secondly, they sometimes exhibit similar characters, isn't this special ?

kessco: Hello Mary? I'd like to be connected to you, is that ok by you?

I smell woman wrappering here... Broda, you are jst too handsome to be woman wrappering

Default20: you can do better........... tnx for d insults nd let it lie now

alryt ma

Default20: u are welcome... ignoring fools since i was born

get the fucck off... You bonafide dumb headed

I have missed a lot ooooo.... How una dey my people ?

Elkristo: Wash .If she calls her relations or uncle nd ask for money in my presence, i'll tel her to keep my own share.

bwahahahahahahaha funny man

Let's spread the fun

Blessed are you who pursue not under-skirt things

Blessed are you who romances and kisses a lady for 15mins without reaching her panties

Blessed are you who doesn't sneak out of the church during offering

Blessed are you who is using Bold5 but keeps it inside your pocket without bringing it out during church service

Default20: Did u ask a question? and simply cuz u dont av d money doesnt mean u should bash me lyk dis

who is this bush girl ? Who the hell are you to tell me I don't have money... You are jst ignorantly displaying your foolishles.s on a social since and am not sorry to say it.. Even if NL is a faceless forum, must you post crap dat would make you look lik a Kindergarten pupil? What's the correlation with disadvantages of being tall and money ? You jst have to improve in you way of comprehending

benswagtt: your boyfnd/Husband must be very short... It seems he is a nairalander nd It also seems u ah jst tryin to console him. Wat can i say?




























Thats None Of My Fuckin BIZ!!!

are you minding d dumb girl ?

As a very tall dude, you dare not try some styles when bleeping otherwise na muscle pull go catch you

Taaheey: Actually, the extra height is a 'good problem'....although i agree it can be tiring, if not annoying atimes! Am 6ft 7''. and believe me, av been tru all the disadvantages.
Yu forgetting the stress in shopping for shoes n clothing! I always have to pay extra for my size....or get them custom made (for local tailor n shoemaker sha ooo)....
But then, I xoooo luv when pple have to look up to see my face when talking to me ... #mischievious smile....

I'm in between 6ft 4in to 6ft 5in and you are 6ft 7in... Meeehn, broda you tall oooo

I can vividly remember when a ceiling fan almost turned me to a physically challenged person.. I'm alwz being conscious of raising up my hands when getting dressed... Also, I feel ashamed when am in the midst of short people, dnt knw y I jst feel very uncomfortable... I have lost some opportunities, there's a man in my area who travels to the UK frequently, and returns back with a lot of stuffs.. This man has called me several times to come pick any stuffs that suit me, but funny enough most of these stuffs ( trousers and shirts) are always below my expectations, it's either the trouser or the shirt is a way too short for my legs or hands

Harbosede02: bck to ur question,u said ladies can u date a cultist??isn't getting into them also dating them?

not rili sha ... They are jst synonymous

chinasaekperem3: this is why you don't just agree to date a guy when you don't know his character, cultists have questionable characters and some girls fail to notice those characters. Know the man you wanna date (atleast to an extent) before dating him.

God bless you broda