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Na fuccck up now... Why I go carry mirror dey shave my beards and my babe sef go carry her own mirror dey shave her beards too.. Lwkmd

chimerase2: Wa tosin kini itumo fu thread yi
Shey omo wahala lon wa

hahahahahahaha me sef I know say this kind thread go trigger serious bashing and insults.. I dey wait make those ladies wey get beards come bash me

Bootybuttchic: wicked .....op please get some pills

babe, I know how to treat and attack such ladies but I spare her this time cos I wouldn't want to derail my own thread

Justeenaleo: Your first question is a Dumb one.



The second question will be answered by the gods

by their comments you shall know them.. If I bash you now, you will hate urself for posting this crap on my thread

aaronson: Niqqa you made me laugh that people around me were thinking twice...10 minutes is too damn long to walk by a girl who isn't replying you and what made me laugh the more was when you said,thank you for making me look f00lishhh,.....well it happened to me two friday ago,I walked up to her and said hello,she had ear phone plugged in so she was just staring at me but unsure of what to say I guess that was her problem,she was nervous to talk,so as a real niqqa I just stylish walked pass her swinging my hands to show my confidence regardless of her speechlessness.

this got me cracking

It is a turn off for me and I don't know why these kind of ladies repulse me

Is it normal for a lady to grow Moustaches , cheeks and upper lips?

From my observation, even if it has to do with hormones, why is it that, it is mostly common with ladies from the Eastern parts of the country to grow little beards and moustaches ?.. Is it Caused by the kind of food they eat or their environment?

*Share your views*

*Note* waiting for those ladies with beards and moustaches to come bash and rain curses on me


Clicks the unfollow button» Runs out of thread

Yomieluv: While in school,I met a girl in a bus,she was sobbing,I tried chatting her up,she didn't bulge,I persisted,she refused to tell me the cause.

When I made further attempt,she shouted at me,everybody turned to me,I was embarrassed. I alighted at the next bus stop,even though my destination was still further.

bwahahahahahahahahahaaha guy abeg nor use lafff kill me ooooo... Ahn ahn I so tey water dey comot for my eyes

PrinceCharmiing: iewing this topic: djeezy(m), PrinceCharmiing(m), rafeelly(m), tosyne2much(m), Kachisbarbie(f), Lilimax(f), vizkiz(m), chibwike(m) and 1 guest(s) <------- see them, buh you guys are already popular na

who told you we are popular ?

This is going to be interesting... Mods pls help us move this to FP

assfreak: Just thank your head that you didn't strike because I no be (in Fela's voice) I no be gentleman like that o.

Roflmao.. Yeye man

PrinceCharmiing: sister caro

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young man, this you unnecessary line dey derail my thread ooooo... No worry na.. Waiting patiently for you to open your own thread

assfreak: I have read the guy's post all over again and I did not see how such a post should make a supposedly friendly person lose his cool. He didn't throw any personal insult, but you just went berserk, throwing unnecessary insults.

I would rather you make use your own advise on being friendly if you hope to be popular in the real world where it matters more. Seems like you need it more.

calm down broda, at least I read your first post and I didn't strike.. His last paragraph made me lose my temperament.. Pls go back to first page and check the first and second paragraph of the thread and you would see that, no reasonable dude would strike and flare up in anger for this write-up

PrinceCharmiing: Nonsense. so na to popular for NL sure pass abi? OP face ya books and be popular in school.





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Price ;1bag of weed

you wan derail my thread abi ?

[quote author=]i thought you were a friendly dude, but after seeing what you posted up there...o boy you dey vex gaan o

»vizkiz« Egbon no vex jawe.. Sometimes you have to remove your garment of friendliness and bash back especially when your tolerance has been stretched to the end point

Imagine, a guy created a new account yesterday and the same person created a thread yesterday titled, '' List Of Most Handsome dudes on NL, lol and behold, he rated himself number one.. Loflmao * naijaboiy and Tallesty1 can bear me witness

Kachisbarbie: It doesn't mean the person doesn't have a life outside...but the way some people strive for popularity on NL is alarming.

...be you- people that would love you - would love you. just as 'tosyn' said, sum people will visit every single thread, even the one that doesn't want them. E get as e be na
-some people have been registered for 1week, but the time they have spent online is like 2weeks sef...hahahaha

I really think, if one has a life outside here, people that care for you in the real world, you wouldn't come to NL in search of fame. Yes the fame may come-but not you hustling for it.

may God bless you my wonderful sister

rozzay: It haff do na, now u r derailing ur own thread pls tell us more on how to be popular abeg

Rozzay, you don already gain ground for here naaa . What more do you want ?

vizkiz: i thought you mentioned something about being friendly

there are expections to everythin in life.. You should know ama friendly dude .. Check the crap that so called donkey posted above

chibwike: Lol, guess someone has pushed you to the wall

yeah broda.. Check what the useless idiaaat posted above

Elvisonjack2: wizkid is busy out der gettin famous!!! makin cool cash,dough!!

instead of creatin reasonable topic

u re busy penning down how to become popular on nairaland!!!

nna biko!!! #go get a life!!!

who is this bush man ? Are you so dumb to comprehend ? Goat !!! By their comment you shall know them.. * Attention seeking nincompoop*

rokiatu: Nonsense, do people get paid for been popular on here?

you are acting as if you don't know what's happening here on NL ?

In the recent time, the rate at which most especially dudes are striving towards popularity is so alarming.. The rate at which they strive towards becoming popular is even more than that of making money. I have to come up with this kind of thread just to make some attention seeking people know what they are naïve about

You have something worth people's attention rather than being attention-seeking.


1. Don't Derail Threads-

What have you got to offer other people that will set you above the Nairaland masses ?. There are
some key elements that will help
your quest: You're fascinating, interesting, unusual, alluring, or unique. It's about the information and entertainment, not about "Look at me attitude!"

2. You Don't Have To Be Woman Wrappering-

You have something worth
people's attention rather than
be woman wrappering for attention-seeking. It's about the information and entertainment, not about creating threads to profess your love, "Look at me attitude!", '' I am very handsome and so on

3. Be Funny-

Try to use friendly tone in relating with others.. You don't have to fake your personality insulting people under the cover of being funny

4. Be Patient And Persistent
It might take a while to be
noticed or to hit that right viral
moment. Be prepared to keep delivering what the people following you keep wanting! Be consistent and don't leave them waiting. If you don't like the idea of having to be constantly available, don't seek internet fame!

5. Use Real Photos Of Yourself -
Nairalanders will want to be reassured that they're connecting with the "real you". however, find your own look and style and let people see that you're
comfortable being yourself.
Remember that the brand is "you"

6. Create Interesting Threads -
Test it out on your friends, or in a. forum, first to gauge people's reactions.

7. Find Your Own Style-

To get noticed, use you style to get people wanting to see your comments each time. You don't have to get people's attention by outrightly correcting other people's grammatical blunders in mockery.


8. Stop Worrying So Much About How You Look-

You don't have to create thread asking people to rate you or how handsome you are. When you post interesting and sensible comments, people will be forced to view your pix and like it


9. Be Friendly-

I can deduce that popular people on NL are on friendly terms with pretty much everyone--not only their peers. Being friendly doesn't take a big effort, but it makes a real impact. Keep it casual. Small talk is all about sticking to "safe" topics. Stay away from anything
Controversial by expressing your
Views on a controversial topic
You're bound to be unpopular
with people who disagree. Keep
the topics "light", don't butt in. There's a difference between being friendly and going where you're not wanted.

10. Respect People's Privacy-
Learn to read typing language so you can see when your comments are starting to make them feel uncomfortable. Don't invite yourself anywhere, don't stalk, don't brag, and don't interrupt. In other words, don't be annoying. Popular people don't just know everyone--they're on good terms with everyone. They establish those terms by helping people out, and they don't do it in particularly
noticeable ways.

rozzay: You know u cannot beat dem so just join dem. Hehhehehehhe

similar thread coming soon titled... '' Can You People Help Me Beg Rozzay Not To Turn Down My Advances Anymore'' lwkmd

adrianstylez: Bro... Did you read the topic headline?

You saying how to get a girl's phone number

isn't the drama a creative way to start a conversation with her ? At least you got her attention and she requested for your phone number.. If you are a smart dude able to utilize that opportunity, the rest is history

OP, all this sex starved dudes would bash you for this write-up... *waiting for the counter thread

As soon as you sight her, go on the floor and start crying profusely.. When she gets close to you, she will definitely ask you why you are crying, tell her you just lost ur mother and she will have compassion on you.. She might collect ur number and call to console you afterwards.. Try to use that advantage and the rest is history.. I hope this helps

Elantracey:

oh my God... Babe you look very much like my gf

Lemme keep the ball rolling

Either you are very handsome or not bashing is inevitable, you can be bashed regardless of your handsomeness and vice versa

A long time ago, I walked up to a random lady and my approach was, '' what's up pretty lady? I really want to use this opportunity getting to know you.. Na cat or dog dey talk ooooo, she no even respond.. I tried my best possible to make her say something but all to no avail

Could you believe I stupidly took a walk with her for almost 10mins without a response..

# Fast forward# I got pissed off and told her, '' thanks for making me look like a fool'' I have to go at this point.. She looked at me and said, '' pls get something doing''.. Ehnnnnnnn !!!, it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on my head from behind. At that instance low self esteem was printed on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

Please share your experience and spread the fun

*Note*- No forming of fine boy on dis thread

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Tallesty1
Naijaboiy
Chibwike
Laurel P
Djeezy
DaveP
Dre11
Kelvingraphics
Zicoraads
Tosyne2much
Beennkumar
MatthewBriggs
Matcruz

I sight u jawe broda mi

MizMyColi: Marieolae Dbestmax Tosyne2much ITbomb

Look,

“Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any
more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.”.

And for what it's worth, I don't attend "Church"

Feel free to call me a Christian Atheist.

I don't believe in the God of most parts of the bible anyway

Ymodulus, you make me love Atheists.

Mwaaahh!

yeah u ar so on point but still not going to church is not a bad idea

naijaboiy: The baba come dey deny

I fit use my 8.5 inch Diccck bet say na him create d thread

valmunich: Lol... Yea, my first girlfriend did woo me, it was very awkward then, I was very shy when she was busy dropping the bomb to me, I wished the ground would open and swallow me then. I agreed finally though the relationship didn't last. Since then, I don't allow girls woo me, I figured out I don't take em serious if they do

spot on broda.. I respect their courage but I seem not to take them serious