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Tallesty1: Something similar happened to me. I was with mum and dad at the hospital when the doctor dropped the bomb.

"Do you have a gf cause what I have proves that you got this problem from a woman"

Dear me I still be follow come then.

My dad said "No". It is not possible.(Thank God)

I looked at mom to know what she'd say but she was busy searching for her jaw cause it dropped immediately.

Some doctors fit kill person with wrong diagnosis

bwahahahahahahahaha lwkmd... You no go kill me with laughter

Tallesty1: Lols

tallesty, 'lol' is nat d answer to d question ooooo... You must talk

snrman: 15 I guess

hey boss calm down.. Who's 15 years? Its about d awkward question and not the age

A friend once told me she was receiving a phone call from her bf in the presence of her mom, immediately she dropped the call, her mom asked her, ''are you still a virgin ? She said was so shocked and felt the ground should open and swallow her up.. She said her mom was curious to know but hiding under the cover of jokes.. She said she told her mom ''Yes am still a virgin''.. Her mom smiled and said, ehn ehn you think am a kid abi? Okay open ur legs let me confirm myself den... She said she was lik '' wetin dey worry this woman sef '' she later told her mom she's done it b4 but just once

godofwar666: @opGuy how far nah you just make me waste MB 4 dis thing wey u post which account I go rite I'm down now Mb wasted

haha parlie which kind tin be dis na ? No be you suppose dey derail my thread . Cocks my short gun =» oya get out sharp sharp

Crocz: ^^^ he's probably 15-16yrs old, 18 max
Cos this is the age when stuffs like that happens...heavy stomach ache!

hehehehehehe see my egbon ooooo.. The question awkward ?

folawiyoma: @op how old are u?

what has age got to do with this ? And besides, it happened sometime ago

As far as romance session is concerned, I don't create topic to make FP, FP go add to my Gp ? Wetin concern me

Sometime ago, b4 I went for scanning and was confirmed to be an ulcer paient.. I had terrible stomach problems which made my mum run helter skelter at the expense of my health. My mom consulted a female pharmacist as regards to my health in my absence..

#fast forward# my mom came back, called me and sat me down, then she popped up the mouth sealing question.. '' I jst came back frm d pharmacist and she inquired to know somethings but unfortunately you didn't go with me...She said '' when last did you have se.x with your gf ? I was like eeeeehn! ahn ahn !! Wetin happen !! Which kind pharmacist be dis na !!.. Shey dis people think say Konji wan finish me ni ? Shame and discomfort was registered on my face immediately.. I told her I knew what she was driving at and that was not the cause of my stomach pain.. Me wey lie down in pains, na so I stand up sharp sharp waka comot at Hussain Bolt pace and avoided her till day break.. I find this question embarrassing not because I was not mature yet but because it was jst so awkward answering that kind of question

Do you feel comfortable answering this kind of question or have you answered this kind of question b4?

Enasco1: This kind of question x very hard 2 anx OP ooo, NL babes will hardly attest to 2 question dat they have been bleeped. U jx made me remember wot my frd told me then in AAU dat a programme of such ws held n 2ward d end of d day d pastor ask if there x any bodi here dat x yet 2 do it, dat such person shud come out prayers 2 sustain it, my fellow NL, all d brodas n sister in d fellowship did not come out ooooooo . Tins dy happen btwn sister grace n broda paul oooo

hehehehehehehe... D funniest tin be say! Even if you neva do am b4, shame no go gree mak you come out

Donfamous: I've found myself in such situation b4, where the preacher was saying if u know u've had sex b4, raise up your hand, con see as everybody dey look each other, the man even went to the point of calling names, cos its a teens class then and he knows our name, shame no gree make anybody stand up. But my question is. Is it necessary to go to that extent?

roflmao... Lwkmd... Hahahahahahaha abeg nor use tear my belle ooooo

voodoo85: baby teenager i don't have to prove u anything

get the fuccck off jhor... I've got time to do beta tins to do

voodoo85: mumu

who is this bush man ? You beta edit ur profile and edit it to male cos its jst so obvious you are a male... Go and learn frm d masters

Guys pretending to be ladies, opening thread to impersonate.. * smh*

Epathra: I tot yungchop just warned you. Nope. We don't. End of quote. Tallesty be feeling like celeb now coz 2 ppl ave  same opinion abt him.*rolls eyes nad squeeze nose*

oya end of quote b4 guys go come bash me here

rozzay: I don't get it come out for what?

come out for prayers if you have bleeped b4

Nice write up OP... In addition, I have noticed this things too and it got me wondering too... I have asked quite a few married men why most men settle down with ladies who added so much impact in their life during their hustling days.. Ladies pls start exhibiting the habit of impacting into the life of those dudes you regard as unworthy or broke... *Everythin is not all abt money*.. Your impact might jst be patience and encouragement

My candid advice is that they should keep doing it till their future partner destiny by God don't recognize them anymore... The rate at which our ladies are bleaching sef, you can even end up dating your ex again unknowingly

butanepro: Get something better doing! Must you create a thread?

who is this bush man ? Brain dey ur head at all ?

Valmunich, LaurelP, naijaboiy, mariolea, rozzay.. Make una come spice up dis thread

Epathra: I stopped doing PMs since tsunami sowie.

Okay when last did you see me ? do we talk or greet real in real life ?

yungchop: #cocks_pistol tha Bleep?? A whole IG of police committing a grave offence!! #will you wrapper again?? Say yes and get your brains blown off

hahahahaahaha lwkmd.. Egbon no be so oooo.. The lady say she know me behind d internet, so I dey curious to know... Funny enough, she even call my surname so na wetin shock me pass be dat oooo

Epathra: I stopped doing PMs since tsunami sowie.

y are you putting me in suspense... Okay no wahala den

Epathra: I don't intend to reveal. End of quote. Adekola*winks*

oooh my God !! Pls tell me na... Oya biko

Epathra: A million times over!

oya where do you know me ? Hope you will not say this is a sort of woman wrapper-ing ?

When you wan buy some condoms for some stores, dem go dey look you lik say you want use am go rape person ni..... *Aboki shop rocks* hehehehehehehe

Epathra: About ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥: I'm evolving into a more loving and patient person. I'm also working on staying ALL positive despite all.
I'm gentle buh not quiet.
FeverRay: he's an amazing frnd that wraps women a lot *runs for cover* I know him offline partially. He's a great guy.
Tallesty1: I admire his maturity and sense of humor. I only wish I cld change his view on some things esp his opinion of the female folks. I always look forward to his post and siggy. Food for thought.
Mizmycoli: the psychologist I never had. A lot has been said abt u already buh lemme confess, u and tallesty have challenged ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ to always find smooth expression for my tot n opinion.
Tosyne2much: insightful buh I think u exaggerate some things. Confession, I know u offline very well! U dunno aw much.
Who else? Tiffanyj, repogirl, d9ty7, kingspen you guys made ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ register on nl. You rock the literature section. Keep ΐτ̅ up.
I wish I knew tallesty1 offline too.

woooow !!! ehn can you repeat that

constance500: Y not.. In fact na me go first reach podium..

he easy to talk naaaaa.. if I hear say you come out

Arsenal all the way... I gat my money on them

yungchop: guess what?? see the pic below sha

haha padi mi, no be you suppose dey do this.. You wan derail my thread ni ?

This happened a long time ago. We had relationship and singles programme for the youth and a woman was invited to anchor the programme.. It was so interesting because it was an interactive programme where people were given the opportunity to pour out their mind and ask various questions as regards to their challenges.

#Fast farward# few mins to the end of the programme. The woman who was the anchor discouraged us from dating as she claimed it was waste of time and that it would lead to promiscuity.. She was jst bashing us in the presence ot those babes say make them no date us ( u knw say that kind advice dey fall guys hand and e dey make person dey uncomfortable especially when you dey reason block one babe at the end of that kind programme).. She lead us in prayers and told us to ask for forgiveness of sins for those who have been defiled.

As if that was not enough, we were later told to come out if we have bleeped b4.. Eeeehwaaaay !! Woooooow !!! Come out for wetin na ? Omo both guys and babes begin sweat profusely ni oooo... Discomfort and grief was registered on our faces immediately and nobody gree come out oooo and it was as if ground should open and shallow us up

So my people how would you feel as at that instance of bashing and discouragement and would you also come our if you were caught in this tight corner ?