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Harbosede02: Cultist don't paste it on deir forhead dat dey r cultist na....so aw we wud we knw?or wud d guy say"babe,am a cultist and i want u to date me"??

why won't you know ? Yeah we know that it is not written on the forehead but at least there's 70 probability that you would know dey are cultists when you get into them

In African countries 'YES' otherwise 'NO'

Default20: If you have your money.... forget all those.

1. Standing out in a party if you have money people won't care how tall your might be,they will drag you to the dance flour or let you be.

2. Beds are too small.. i just have to laugh on this...really? get your money even if you want to sleep on river,have you ever seen jackson's bed it can occupy 10 people or more.

3. Block other other people's view. People don't give a damn,they wanna look at you in the first place..... they want to see the money in you.

4. Can't take pix woth other people... op,pls get money,people will queue to take pix with you,you might feel awkward though buh you will be happy.

Sitting in public transport what are you doing there in d first place.... av u eva seen dangote in public trans?






in summary,get money and forget all op's point....

what is this one saying ? See the crap you jst posted.. We are talking abt disadvantages of height you are talking abt money... How does money fit-in in this context ? Is it that you lack question answering skill or wat ? Is this the way you answer question during exam ?

iamord: Choi! Na so I commit reach.

Remember

He who is without sin should cast the first stone!

let he who is not a woman wrapper cast the first stone

if a guy is much taller dan his
babe, his upper
leg length makes d.oggy style very difficult.. D.oggy style sef na like Waec exam

Harbosede02: Am tall and i love d way i am...there natin dat doesn't av disadvantage,itz jst dat dis ur above listed disadvantages ehn....itz meant 4 extraordinarily tall pple.

what's ur height my dear ?

Baddestguyp: u suppose close mouth for that ur dp, thanks

hahahahahahahaha wan tear my belle... Whick kind person you be sef ? Lwkmd

chemystery: unyours - no nonsense guy but funny
rozzay - nairaland free agent and no forming babe
tosyne2much & LaurelP - interesting thread
MrsBreezy - very cultured and friendly though had no encounter with her but...seen some proofs

I sight you chemystery

Arsenalholic: I'm 6ft 2in. And number two is particularly annoying at viewing centres.

I usually like sitting at the front, very close to d TV- especially when my darling team is involved. But becos of my height, it's usually impossible to sit there.

You hear stuffs like ''bros abeg, you for come back o''.. This one is being polite. Another may say rudely ''bros abeg no be you we come watch o, make you go back''

And No.6, is sooo true! I detest travelling in public transport mehn.

the bolded got me laughing... I can't stop laughing here

MOD please every effort to make front page proved unsuccessful... Ahn ahn how I take offend una sef ?

Pls check this out

DISADVANTAGES OF BEING TALL
www.nairaland.com/1910040/disadvantages-being-tall

ERCROSS: R they eva gonna change...
Jst give dem small time now,
U go c another kind of their thread..
Low-self esteemed dudes.







@ tosyne2much.
I tink dat guy Above ^^^ is practicing woman wrappering ooo..
Abeg help me preach to him.

hahahahahaha egbon na you draw my attention to this oooo... Make we ban am ?

Being tall seems so good that people wish they were tall.. Unless you are tall, or you are very observant, you never really think that tall people do actually
have it bad sometimes. I'm a guy of 6ft 4in tall and I know what it feels like.. So let's take a look at the biggest disadvantages of being tall.

1. Standing Out In a Party,

I personally avoid dancing in a party when I see every guy who is shorter dancing with any random lady and I jst keep looking weird because if i dance everyone will see me and I don't like being the center of attention in such accassion.

1. Beds Are Too Small

There's nothing worse than your
feet hanging off the bed when
you are trying to get to sleep. I remembered when I was in the hostel, sleeping on a mattres that 2ft of my legs would be long and out on the floor. An average size bed will not fit you perfectly


2. Blocking Other People's Views

You have all been there. You are in a church, or a lecture theatre and some short people behind you are finding it difficult to see due to your height.. It really feels like intimidating these people.. Sometimes, when the are being frustrated, you hear some of them hissing at you

3. During Laundry and Leaning
Most times when I go to church for sanitation, mopping the church auditorium seems like hell. I hate bending down to wash my dirty clothes and wash the dishes. I usually spend a good 2 hours as a minimum washing my clothes and there's nothing worse than having to bend your back for the whole
process.

4. You Have To Be Selective Hugging

It's sometimes awkward when you want to hug someone who is short, I feel very uncomfortable because those passing by would probably be laughing inwardly

5. Can't Take Pictures With People Anyhow -
During an occassion or a wedding reception, you see a short or an average height person taking pictures here and there.. Most times when I take pictures with a not so tall person, I always want it to be in a close shot so that the height difference would not be noticed

6. Sitting on Public Transport Seats Is Very Uncomfortable.

Whether it's danfo buses, travel buses. Try having to endure a 7 hour journey in a cramped seat with my knees being shredded by the seat in front of you. It's modern day torture for me

Pls share your views

MODS please help move this to Front Page

GUYS DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE A LADY ?

www.nairaland.com/1909682/guys-sometimes-wish-lady

softsparkyy: Funny enough most beautiful people don't even know how beautiful they are.

see you... Who told you they don't know ? With all the attraction and compliments, you would definitely know

1one: Cc. naijaboiy

Come and see your brother again.


Shebi I tell you make you no finish all the bullet

goes on my knees=» begging for forgiveness=» sweating profusely=» I won't do that again

Make I book space down first

sauceny: This one you asking, are you ugly?...

lwkmd.. Lwtmb

chidekings: op, of late u have been creating countless threads on romance section,so i wanna ask whats happening,did a girl break ur heart?

egbon you no go vex for me oooooo... I'm humbled oooo

Guys sha

If I were to come to this world one more time, I would choose being a male for many reasons. the obvious is men are more dominant as well being a man, u don't have to deal with period, pregnancy, getting molested and restriction to some certain things which makes us real men.

On the contrary,

I sometimes wish I were the opposite gender because it is a phenomenon that that females are naturally favoured.. However, it's always very easy to be favoured as a lady compared to a man

Secondly, when i think of the special difficulties attached to being a male, I guess I would to hustle and worry less.
However, ladies are not as determined as men when it comes to money pursuit, success or improvements on their stand of living.. ( Don't get this twisted )

Thirdly, sometimes being a female comes to my mind in terms of long suffering. Most times, I have to starve helplessly for a long period of time and I'll start calling my people by intervals just to remind them they need to send me money before I die of hunger.. This is not very common with the female folks.

Share your views and give reasons why you sometimes wish or never wished to be a lady

Being to tall has it's own disadvantages... I receive compliments everyday abt my good physic and nice body structure.. I'm 6ft 4in tall... Most times, I dnt lik sitting beside a short person in the church because I feel very uncomfortable when its so obvious that everybdy would notice the height difference.. Secondly, I find it difficult take pictures with short people... Thirdly, sitting in danfo buses or public buses when travelling na serious sufferness for me.. Most times, I'm alzw selective in taking seat cos of my long legs

temigracie: ..lol....


Stingy guys!!....I dont usually come across them....

Temigracie, if I may get you well, are you saying you usually com across father christmas

marieolae: Y wud I even want to force myself to collect money from a stingy goat! Ah beg

babe what's up na ? Eku ojo meta

1one: I don't even know whether the guy get priccck true true....

Because all these hin threads na how to dey help woman with one thing or the other.. What was the title of that other thread he created sef

Anyways sha.. I don put am for my watch listlist

This thread typifies what Pablo Escoba did.. And we all know what happened to him.

Tosyne my cross hairs are on you

I'm humbled ooooo egbon mi.... * oya the next thread go be , *Top 4 ways to collect money from a stingy lady * lwkmd

Agybabe: trust me...that won't happen!

jst can't stop laughing here

Kachisbarbie: Guy you never meet stingy guy oooo!
I had this friend, this guy has moneyyy!
The annoying thing is, I don't ask him, but he would keep singing his financial deals, and telling me how girls like money.
...but tell Kachi you wanna go to space, as long as he likes the idea, he would take you there...if na cash -forget it.

Some guys stingy o, and he had mind to say he wants to marry me - na style? I ran mbok.

hahahahahahaha dat guy dey para big time

Agybabe: I hope these tips work out. My world are full of them.

Gosh! Number 2 should work.

BTW, @OP since you aren't stingy, can we hook up? Hehehe...just kidding.

checks her profile pix =» gets excited=» oya take my fone number sharp sharp 080647879XX... Wait first ! I knw your intention is to suck me lik an orange but what if nemesis catch up with you and you end up loving up

naijaboiy: Tosyne2much exposing our 'secrets' since 1848

hahahahahahaha.. I knw say guys go dey para for me ooo

tope24: 4 Make your lovemaking special anytime he buys an expensive gift. What better way to turn him than under the sheets. Make your bleeping special and unforgettable
anytime he buys you an expensive gift. Give him a head like never before or perhaps a good massage. Just use your
head. If after everything your guy still remains stingy, then it’s time to let the stingy guy at PhD level go his way.

Isn't this another way of prostituting?

lwkmd... No be money dem wan collect ni ?