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Collecting money from stingy guy Is like throwing your hook into an ocean of one fish. if you do it right, you could turn that stingy boyfriend or guy into a money printing press. The questions the ladies will be asking now is how do you make it happen; that is turning a stingy guy into your own personal ATM machine? Believe me, millions of ladies have been pondering over these. The answer is not easy but there is an answer all the same; a solution to the problem. Come to think of it, if all guys suddenly become stingy tomorrow, the women folk will be in some serious shit.

How will they come up with the money for those crazy hairdos; artificial fingers, nose surgeries and those expensive designer handbags and wears?

Many ladies would thank me for this write up and if you still find a guy extremely stingy, it means he's stingy guy at PhD level

I am a guy, and personally, i am not stingy by any means. I will always pay for my dates meals, i will buy her things when i can afford it, and i try and keep her happy as much as i can. I don't really like stingy dudes. I think it shows a lack of moral decency

So here comes the trick

1. Let him know you have needs -
You might be surprised that the guy may feel you don’t have financial needs especially if you are a working class lady. You ought to let him know that
despite that you earn some money, you still do have some needs to take care of; and you being his baby, you are
depending on him to cater for some of those needs. There is nowhere else to go; unless he wants you to depend on
your admirers. Please, do not make it sound like a threat but say it in a joking manner.

2 Call your uncle or toasters in his presence to send you money -
All dudes know that no matter how much their women love them; they are still going to have other admirers around the corner. One way to put the stingy guy in the right perspective is to make demands from one of your staunch admirers in his presence. This will make him red with jealousy and probably ignite his anger. Calmly apologize and explain that you only did it because you were low on cash.

3 Teach him to spend by buying him simple gifts - The best way to teach someone
something is by example. Every once in a while, do buy him a sentimental but simple gift. He will have no choice other than to reciprocate. Before then, you must have carried out 1 or 2 of the steps above.

4 Make your love making special anytime he buys an expensive gift. What better way to turn him than under the sheets. Make your bleeping special & unforgettable anytime he buys you an expensive gift. Give him a head like never before or perhaps a good massage. Just use your head. If after everything your guy still remains stingy, then it’s time to let the stingy guy at PhD level go his way.

Note- if you are a stingy guy at PhD level, pls share the tricks that could be used to collect money from you

marieolae: I like ur nose. Its big

bwahahahahahahahahaha... Lwkmd.. I so tey water dey comot for my eyes.. Wait first!! Wetin make you think go dat level ?

Another bashing thread.... I personally don't blame those dudes who have negative impression towards all ladies... Some ladies are jst nothing but glutton.. Do you know that just one lady's act can make a guy drag all Nigerian ladies in the mud ?

SkinnyDude: i am telling you. last week, one girl told me to lend her money for 'so so thing'. meanwhile, she has a boyfriend who she flaunts everyday on fbk. i was like 'dafuq is wrong with you!'

bwahahahahahaha.. You are funny man

Lord make me rich ooooo

nikkypearl: I don't get it!I 'm yet to see the disadvantages up there!

U only wrote what beautiful people feel bou' themselves ! Abi

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priscaoge: Exactly! Was expecting something better but on d contrary OP wrote something else. What I understand from his post is what pretty girls feel or believe about themselves.

mistakenly copied and pasted my drafted edition... *modified* go through it

rozzay: Mr cork u no go kill me with laff. Chai!

I can bet my life that this self acclaimed foreigner ( Mr C.ock) is a 9ja guy staying in a ghetto though this might sound strange to you

valmunich: So this is meaningful to you? Quit attacking the Op's personality, Write something that goes in tandem with the topic

padi u dey mind am ni ?

MrCork: ....who where's bow tie in 2014 apart from father chrismas?.....dont u hav a calendar?

Who is this bush man who lives in a face-me and face-you apartment claiming a foreigner ?. Upload a picture when you wore a normal tie and I doubt if it would look half handsome as my profile pix

MrCork: ...ok...brother, no oofense to yor picture profile but u wear bow tie.....in 2014... And then u say women do not hav the right to be beauriful?.......r u on school holiday?

MrCork, do ppl who wear bow tie repulse you? That's what I love wearing and it makes me look very good, in short very handsome

I have concluded that being beautiful offers few disadvantages when it comes to finding a partner. Ugly people have more meaningful fulfilling relationships. Look around, women who make good wives aren't proportionately pretty.. So many beautiful ladies have lost great opportunities as subject to the listed points


Here are the disadvantages

1. Too Demanding and Picky-
They often decline kind hearted hustling niggas because feel they deserve more and they are only entitled to marry rich men.. Sometimes, they end up in late marriage because much have been expected of them from their intimidate friends and neighbours, so they wouldn't want to settle for less

2. Over Hyped-
Many dudes who want to get what's under skirt keep complimenting, praising and hype you unnecessarily.. Some of them can spend their last kobo just to provide your immediate needs in order to impress or prove their fake love.. Therefore, it's sometimes difficult to know who genuinely love you and those who just want to have se.x with you and dump you afterwards


3. Bad Character and Lack of Inner Beauty-
Most beautiful ladies lack good character and inner beauty.. ( Bad character and inner beauty? Oooh yeah, most of them) However,they may not know how to act in a room of people who do not value their beauty or may hold it in contempt. Beautiful ladies know that they are beautiful and exploit that in order to intimidate, achieve personal goals or gains. They try to make their look more attractive than their characters. That sometimes leads to their bad personalities


4. Unnecessary Pride and Ego boasting-
Most of them are proud because they get so much attention from the male folks, they feel they deserve it and that the world revolves around them... Most pretty ladies are confused (confused ? Yeah confused) because they don't know what they want.. They are being overwhelmed by pride which makes them take wrong decisions which often lead them to the wrong path


5. Demanding For So much Respect-

If people only respect and are interested in you for how you look on their arm, how long will that last? Unless you have a personality to sustain the illusion. Beautiful ladies have many male suitors clustered around them, therefore, they believe they are doing those who are dating them a great favour giving themselves to the dudes.. Sometimes, they end up losing their bfs to ladies who are not half as beautiful as they are

6 Most People Want to Get Laid
When a lady is considered beautiful, she believes she can more easily attract and hold male attention than women who aren't beautiful... It doesn't necessarily mean that every guy who stares when ever you catwalk past him seems to be interested in you. Out of every 10 guys that stare, 7 wish to get laid. Unwanted attention from men which can turn quite rude, when you're non-responsive to their catcalls. People tend to assume that you are: dumb, snobbish, conceited, narcissistic,
golddigging, and etc.


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Ladies, Cast your burden upon d Lord and stop asking for recharge card and BIS sub

Only a woman wrapper or a low self esteem dude would be gracing the floor when a lady flashes... I barely call ladies when dey flash me because I believe even if we are ordinary friends with no strings attached, we should both have something to lose... I don't roll with ladies who would alwz want me to be on the losing side... If I can go to an expense of recharging my phone to call you, why shouldn't you be able to reciprocate ?

Correct !!! Mak I book space first

I hate to see people spell ''God'' (the supreme ruler of the earth) as god... Take note

chemystery: Oya take am...
1. You are a maga when you have a bank(girl) where you only deposit but never withdraws.
2. You are a maga when a girl take you phone as calling machine while hers is an answering machine.
3. You are maga when you call to take her out and she wants to come along with a friend or friends
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. You neva cease to disappoint me

xamster: What do u have against ch!ckz

if you want to know what I have against chicks, check the last paragraph of the post and there lies the answer

TRADELYN: Tosyne2much,

Be sincere Ooo...

This one wey you dey open threads about MAGA stuff...one is still ongoing and you don open a similar one...in one day...hmmm

What is the inspiration

no mind me jawe... I hope you did not fall in the last category?

Chemystery, laurelP, valmunich, naijaboiy, accidosis and rapmoney.. You guys are needed here

HonourablePomk: 1..What if i ate at home before going with her?
2..What if i sent the card to her and she spent it calling me and it finished and i still used mine to call her till its finished then by 10pm when the people selling card has closed i need it to make an urgent call?
3..Yes i know most dudes who dont fancy phones
4..not possible
5..Yes because i dont fancy phones i already subscirbes for my wifi
6..What if its a sunny day and i feel like eating it?
lastly...

bwahahahahahaah..you are jst so hilarious... U got me laffing seriously... *oya and lastly ? *

softsparkyy: But now?

but now, I would rather maga than be maga-d

Most guys spend money on ladies and think its normal not knowing fully well that they fall in the category of magas.. However, most guys do some extra ordinary things which they cannot do to their male folks but do these to adore or show how caring they are to ladies nothing knowing they are being maga-d

Check the list to know if you belong in to any of the category of magas


1. You take a lady to an eatery, she eats while you watch claiming you have no appetite.. *You are a maga at OND level*

2. You bought a lady 1,500 recharge card and you begged ur friends for N50 transfer telling them you have no call credit ... *You are a maga at Bsc level*

3. You bought Bold5 for a lady and bought Curve2 for yourself claiming you don't fancy newer phones.. *You are a maga at PGD level*

4. Ur mom has chronic malaria, you bought her drugs worth 50 naira, ur gf is hungry, you took her to an eatery and squander 5k on a meal...* Maga at VC level*

5. You subscribed a day BIS for yourself and subscribed one month for a lady claiming you don't fancy internet browsing * Maga at SSCE level*

6. A lady visits you and sees you drinking garri without sugar, she told you she's hungry and you quickly dashed to a nearby eatery to get her fried rice and chicken...* You are a maga at HND level

And lastly, when a guy condemns, attacks, bash, crucify, insults and quickly pick offence on this write-up * you are a maga at CEO level*
*Feel free to add yours*

*Have fun*

softsparkyy: Tosyn oya come answer.

I was a bonafide maga when men were boys... I was a maga at PhD level but now.......

rozzay: Biko nwanne idi okay!for dis post dat u have posted! Tosyn2much yes we have come so wat have we done again

Rozzay dnt tell me you also fall in this category 'magar-ing male species