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softsparkyy: So what what will happen, You wanna bash us

eehn now... That's wen u would see all the frustrated magas pouring out their doubts

softsparkyy: We have bleeping maga naaa.
Ooh you guys don't know? For our mind we know the bleeping magas.

hahahahahahaha... Ooooh dats rili wonderful

softsparkyy: Yes!!! different species of magas.
...E get some wey be only food dem fit buy for you.
...Another specie wey go give you any amount.
....Another dats always ready to send you credit.
.....Ready to follow you anywhere you are going to.
....follow you to salon and pay for your hair and medicure.
..... takes care of your cream, soap and perfumes.
....Ready to talk and give you attention anytime you call him
...... Finally that maga that is always available to bleep you anyhow and anytime you want.

Hope you are okay now

bwahahahahahahaha.. I thougjt magas are restricted frm bleeping... Do you allow ur maga(s) bleep you ?

Why are ladies so quiet ? I wish the MODS could do us a favour by moving this FP

rioemmanuel: Wait oh!....do you guys use a joint account?

egbon me sef tire oooooo... When no be say na me bleep her, and even if na me bleep her sef, 30k for abortion ? If I add 70k to dat moni I go definitely buy one plot of land for Ikorodu

April07: Yes.. Sadly

hehehehehehe see you... Since I have been in the league of dating, jst one lady succeeded in dumping me and that was when men were boys... For now, any lady that would dump me go try oooooo

valmunich: My guy, this kind ladies, dem no dey ever see my back. Instead of you to chop me, I go chop you Aswear

as soon as I notice a lady wants to start her extortion exercise, I go jst dust my slippers tear correct speed

softsparkyy: Some Magas will never leave us alone.....even when we tell them we don't want .......they will keep chanting dat it's from the bottom of their hearts, no strings attached. ......na to de chop they go naaa

if I may get u well, u mean you are keeping different species of magas ?

April07: No it doesn't.. Maybe it does normally but not this one.

You typed like someone whose girlfriend ditched after she got admission and you so adored and loved her...

Issorait... *in Adele's voice* never mind you'll find.....someone like her

so i sounded like someone whose gf was dumped ? Lwkmd

April07: No offence buh who hurt you?...

you sound wounded

ehn ehn !! wounded for where ? My word comes like the rattle of a gun

What kind of rubbish is that... I would run for my dear life

A lady has once told me she needed 30k for abortion and I was lik WTF !!! D question shock me oooo.. Ahn ahn which one concern me ? I told her I no get shishi and she asked '' how much you get wey u fit use assist me?

lexrichy: Na so i tell one say i love am after like 2 days she call me tell me say she need help say she wan pay her school fees make i give am 30k say if i really love her i will give her the money. She say i should be happy that i have been given a chance to prove my love for her.

WTF !!! Are you serious ? How much you come give her out of the 30k ?

yinkabillion: As for me,when i find a good friend,i hold on to them tightly,be it vulcanizer, asian,black or white,no matter your level,employed or unemployed.You know why?....Good people are very hard to find.£shout out to my day 1 niggas...i have friends that we attended the same primary school,then we planned and helped ourselves and made sure we got admitted in the same secondary school.But sadly when we enta uni...some had to gain admission b4 some and into different schools,thats lifea....abi nw.But make i enta ground no come outside again if i enta hood and i no go see my niggas for house b4 anything.Make i sleep no wake up if i try form class for my niggas.I so much love my day one niggas.But now sha,we av all gained admission and some have even graduated.But when we chill together...thats £epic£ cos the feeling is so sweet.
In fact i dey go see one for him house today....i don vex

bwahahahahahahaha lwkmd.. You are jst so funny broda... The bolded got me laughing seriously

Oooooh common this is Nigeria, since NL is not strictly a business site, guys would at least want to mingle naa... You don't need Se.un to publicly announce to you that NL is not a dating site b4 u exercise your wooing tactics on a random lady... There's no way it would not be mistaken for dating site since it is a community site

When it comes to manipulation, ladies have a lot of tricks up their sleeves that ar just plain
deceiving&manipulative

I sometimes feel bad for the guys that get sucked into these ladies' manipulation tactics because at times it is just so unfair or it could be a dose of karma for bad behaving dudes


Some ladies have no intention of dating some dudes but they try give attention to extort money from them and once they find it hard to manipulate these dudes. These ladies try
to blackmail them by saying those guys are just so stingy for their liking.

I have come across some ladies who would pick up their phones and start calling a random dude tagged 'Maga' and her exercise her manipulative tactics and the guy would oblige without hesitating..

I wouldn't say those ladies caught in this act are single, many of them are even in relationship yet they still keep corresponding magas.. Most Nigerian ladies do this because they believe an average Nigerian dude should be able to spend his last kobo on Kitty-cat

I am pretty sure most of you must have come across these ladies who try to Maga you at one point in time who would turn down your advances but dey tend to remember calling you when they need one or two things.

EVERY LADY HAS A CORRESPONDING MAGA.. HOW TRUE ?

It's of no doubt that 'an' goes with vowels but you know there are some exceptions in English language... The word ''an'' can go with a word that starts with consonant provided it starts with a vowel sound... Take for example '' an honest man '', the word 'honest' started with a vowel pronunciation. (aw), therefore it goes with 'an'

Moni is not everytn my broda.... In this case money becomes useless.. This is Nigeria.. Make she hold her moni

Sanguine: As far as I am concerned, there's so much more to life than University education. You never know who's help you'd need sometime or anytime! That person you snubbed or ill-treated just because you got university admission before him or her might end up being the very person that'd come to your rescue when you're in dire need of help.
What's all these fuss about university anyway?! As far as I know, a good number of people who have this ''proud'' attitude on gaining university admission are those who do not even know their purpose for being in the university in the first place!
Yeah, no doubt you'd meet a whole lotta new people, have new experiences and all what have you. But then that's definitely not enough reason to be a snub or start ''forming'' for the old friends.
What goes around comes back around...always and everytime!!

Selah!

wooooooow !! Is this comin frm a lady ? I need to renew ur BIS for this write-up... Gimme your phone number fast fast

spyg1: not @all

change is the only constant in life my broda but it shldnt be done to exhibit pride and mak those beneath you feel less important... Take for example, most times when talking to some of my guys who are not yet admitted, I alwz avoid talkin abt sch or my lecturer in their presence because I knw that inferiority complex would overwhelm them inwardly

spyg1: you failed to understand him, read in between the lines. He is trying to say is a normal thing to humans especially girls. Tell me, do you normally called your primary school mate everyday, like the current ones you have?

that's not what am saying.... What we are saying is that, should you alwz throw ur friends in the bin at every ladder you climb ? Are your old friends old destiny ? Should we automatically forsake our old kind hearted friends who have been there for us by every step we take ?NO now... Its of no doubt that your relationship would definitely diminish and vice versa but should it diminish to the extent that you see them and take your eyes off them ?

Can a Lady Wish Her Daughter(s) Emulate Her Lifestyle Durin Her Youthful Days?

www.nairaland.com/1893720/how-many-ladies-wish-ur

Do You act Differently On Nairaland Than You Do In Real Life ?

www.nairaland.com/1901823/act-differently-nairaland-than-real

Yeah its because the number woman wrappers outweighs than of non-woman wrappers... Ladie are jst so overhyped here... As for me, whether them lik my pix or not, it doesn't make me feel less handsome

marieolae: no never! It doesn't faze me at all reallly. I'm always telling tosyne2much that having "likes" is not a big deal at all. It cannot add netin to my life! But wassup wid u nd dis girl na

yeah its true it adds notin but at least it shows you are relevant to some extent... Or wat do you think ?

tbaby534: You are right, that's because we ladies are very emo sensitive only the matured ones can seperate and caution their emotions

I'm glad you knw that

nikkypearl: I like the 3 of them.

jst kidding anyway