₦airaland Forum

beinstein:
I'm skeptical about losing my installed apps and files after factory reset.
Are you suggesting i should go ahead and reset it?

Spaxon:
I'm bored

Lloydfather:
After bashing u for spraying#200 at ur traditional wedding u now change ur money to 1usd.

I don't understand why Nigeria so called celebrities always want to be noticed.

Pls what is the different between 1usd and #200.?

Spaxon:
it ne'er happened o
Chai u eh

Funny u

So why are you still awake?

Adorable90:

Are you not feeling the same way? Don't lie to me oooo

Spaxon:
oluwatosin

When did I ever break ur heart

So you don't remember doing that?

Pheals:
...I no say u go comments.... me na pounds o... I want

Spaxon:
oh dear, which girl broke ur heart Tell me I have rat poison here

Michaelpresh:
Chisus!!

beinstein:
You're not alone bro. Can't see the option but some dudes here won't let me say it in peace.

Tuham:
@the bolded got me rotfl

Benita27:
And many Nairaland guys will be like "God, I wish I had those dollar notes".

It goes both ways

Belafonte:
At least you got the best value for your money. Do the older ones end up messing up too? Eat a juicy toad if you must eat one.

ubunja:
true true
but i will take my chance with a new car than a used car in this roadtrip called LIFE.

Which one is a used car and which one is new?

Belafonte:
What can their elder ones offer you than more insidious of the same shit? Get a babe you can teach. Yorubas don't say "Ile Omo, Ike eko" for nothing. There's a reason why companies don't hire beyond a certain age for certain positions.

MhizzAJ:
Sokoto is far...That's like the end of Nigeria
I pity corpers that will be posted there
They should just redeploy

Sokoto is not too far nah... I traveled from Lagos to Yola for camping and it was a two day journey and my yansh peel finish .. Lagos to Sokoto is just about 22 hours journey


Those places are fan mehn

iamJ:
thats why one big long one is good, use ur tongue to get her there first, use missionary plenty body rubbing and pressing to get her close to the mountain , allow her ride u till she cums again, then use doggy to Bleep her silly and let her erupt well

one big one is the way, stop doing many rounds its for bad lovers

Baba oooooo. I hail oooo

MhizzAJ:
They should stop posting corpers to the north abeg especially places like Maiduguri and Sokoto

Sokoto is quite peaceful but just too far

There is no insurgency in Sokoto nah... You forgot to mention the two other Boko Haram headquarters, Adamawa and Yobe

lefulefu:
searching for a cool headed feminist here is like searching for a needle in haystack.for here na to oppress and dominate a man and turn him to a slave.in the west that feminism originated from it is more balanced. For here na to siddon for d man head. anyway maybe na course feminism is new in Africa dats why e still dey shack some of our ladies that many here believe feminism is all about waging wars with men.

amokeme:
I agree with the bold more.. and I think the relativity should be applied in both paragraphs.. A whole lot of young ladies (below 25) have focus and goals with what they want to do with life, and believe me , this goals are positive. I hardly see a young lady above 15 who is not into one business or the other (legitimate)... no matter how small or simple. They engage themselves positively... even if it's not business, they learn a skill or enrol in self development programmes.

But when it comes to marriage, obviously... A lady above 25 will be more interested in that than a lady below 25, which is normal and not a bad thing atall.. we have cases where even the above 25s are not all that kin on getting married..., doesn't mean is bad.. priorities differs among us all.
Is just orientation the way I see it.

Better lady, you don talk am finish

lefulefu:
haha if dem marry guy like u na argument things e go be na.wich feminist go want stress like dat.just yesterday for one ceremony wey i attend na so i see one very fat woman whooze her husband a very resounding slap.omo d slap ehn sound like boko haram bomb.me no know wetin cause d slap but as i dey look na so d man eyes dey turn red. wen i look d fat woman over she had feminism written all over her.

Hahahaha I don die

Feminists in this part of the world are crazy people so dating them comes with a lot of problems you never bargained for. I'm yet to see a cool and humble feminist. Most of them dey always behave like mad people

lefulefu:
abi i lie?... Typical feminist would do anything in her a power to date a wussy man like dat na..if mean its a dream come true..its a feminist ala paradise.telling a man to sit dere,dont move, or telling him to shut up or even giving him a dirty slap in public and he will reply, 'sorry ma'..that's a feminist's ideal husband.husband wey go dey wash the woman pant 24/7 until the pussy juices in the pants Turn his hand raw and grimy.pray say the feminist no be dose ones wey dey carry mama basiratu yansh cos to wash those ones pants Will be hell .

You no lie at all... Feminists dey like marry wussy man. Man wey go dey worship them... Dem no go fit marry person like me

lefulefu:
Such type of man is every feminist lady's dream .

iomoge2:
Yes o But i and d guy stood far apart My first bf My mum went to d front to wait for me As in at d gate of the house She den pounced on me and bite me The mark still dey my shoulder o
See blood. Chia
Picture of the mark?

Hahaha mumsy bad gan oooo

Make we see the picture abeg