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Skmoda360:
ITEL you my brother.

Na so bros

lefulefu:
abeg i no dey take dat risk oo.watt of if na man dey behind d moniker dey pretend to be babe.no be nairaland again

Hahaha roflwkmd

Some guys even dey woo their fellow guys dem no know

Olusola147:
The truth is that some ladies don't believe you deserve them unless you show your bedmatics skills to them [/i] [i] Another way to know if he deserves you is if he can satisfy you in bed


The truth is that some ladies don't believe you deserve them unless you show your bedmatics skills to them [/i]Lol...Baddest!

Hope I talk am well egbon?

Funkychic:
Hi Tosyne2much.......longest time, how are u doing?

Tosyne is doing just fine.. How are you too?

[quote author=Uzee24 post=60763054][/quote] Lemme tell you exactly how it happened

The school we registered had not been granted approval for WAEC, so, according to their custom, they normally register both their students and external students under a particular school. (you know how these unapproved school normally do now)

We registered under this "unapproved school" and the proprietor "fraudster" assured us that our names had been forwarded to the "approved" school and that we had been registered.

#Fast forward#

He distributed the school uniform to everyone and provided to us fake ID cards to grant us entry into the school. We started getting suspicious when WAEC officials started reading names of registered students from the attendance list but our names were not there. We complained but the WAEC officials told us to be patient that such a thing usually happen once in a while and it was something that could easily be corrected from their head office, and that was how we continued writing our exam ooo

We had barely written five papers when WAEC officials confirmed us as unregistered students from their database right from the head office. My brother, my heart almost jumped out of my mouth oooo

At that instance, we needed no one to tell us that the man didn't register us in the school but only sewed for us the school uniform and issued us fake ID cards.

We left the centre and headed to his own school to bring down his head but his staff prevented us from harming him. He began to shed crocodile tears when he saw us crying and raining curses on him. He told us it wasn't his fault and that something between life and death occurred which he had to use our money to settle

To finish up my story, he told us to wait till Nov/Dec and that he would obtain a GCE form for every one of us.

My brother, that was how the bastard ran away oooo

sircrabo:
Wrote all exams but ended up doing part-time.

Wrote waec and failed all 9 subjects. Its like my village witches were the ones that marked my script.

Wrote neco nd made all credits in the same school in ph

Wrote jamb in udss, port harcourt and came out with 228. Then jaamb na jamb. To score 300, you had to offer sacrifice at 3 road junction. Lol

I put in for unilag and oau. Oau embarked on one very long and annoying strike. More than a year that my jamb expired b4 they called it off. I didn't meet the cut-off for unilag engr and was told to buy change of course form to urbn and regional planning. The dean then told my mom it was few slots he had left, he wanted us to drop 250k but no money. I refused to write any exam twice, that's how I ended up doing part time with lasu and spent close to 7yrs for a 5yr course. Graduated 2010 and just abt to collect my result from that god forsaken school.

Can't stop laughing at the emboldened

Mobsync:


Funny. Those girls are always looking for people to impregnate and marry them and my fellow corp member almost fell into one's trap.

He slept with a lady without cd and did not even bother to get her pills. He told me about it and I asked him whether he wanted to marry. That was when he realized the shit he was getting into.

It was already evening and we started looking for postinor and pregnancy strip. We had to borrow a teacher's bike to travel to a village about thirty minutes away just to get those stuffs. And there was no network there so we had to enter the village and started looking for the lady's house. It was funny and terrible at the same time. We finally found her, gave her the drugs and averted a catastrophe.

I later told my guy I would've attended his wedding if the lady got pregnant. Guy just laughed.

That your guys needs spanking ooo.. Why on earth will an educated person have an unprotected sex with a village girl? No be even him babe

Narldon:

Big Head

Small ass

lefulefu:
ok apart from character is she attractive? I dey ask cos i check her dp i no see anything dere

Everything na risk baba

EniHolar:
LOL... Just say you want me to explain it to you

Oyah explain it to me ooo

And this one a someone's boyfriend ooo

Narldon:


My Ex saved his sidechick's name in his phone with "Edu Mechanic".



When I discovered, I changed the name to 55227



Whenever she called, he would start murmuring that this MTN people will not allow his phone to rest...


He even went ahead to block the "MTN PEOPLE"

Hehehe

goodvision12:
Who knows she may not be lucky next time?

That will be very disastrous

kimbraa:
My secondary school classmates whose parents sent to Ghana would always come to check on me when they're on holidays.

I don't pray that for anyone, but the best is to keep off from mediocres and acquaint oneself with people who're educationally inclined.

That's it ooo my dear

Explorers, you're right on track

That's how these people ride on the gullibility of the masses

majekdom2:
very lie

They are usually being envied as brilliant people

kimbraa:
If not that I've been resilient all the while, I don't think I'd have had the cause to read books.

Same with me. I almost gave up at a point when my friends who weren't academically sound as me were fortunate to have smooth academic ride and started waving to me from afar

Those who wear glasses are stereotyped "brilliant"

I don't know how true this is

kimbraa:
Mine was four years doing what I didn't have passion in 'cause of my parents...science, by the time I realised what I really wanted I was almost running out of time.

I did science in secondary school 'cause in my house, everyone was going for it and they saw Art students as dummies. I didn't want to be stereotyped so I followed suit. The only subject I loved in science was Chemistry. I finished, wrote WAEC, and made 7 credits except Physics and Geography but didn't have passion for science. I decided to switch to Arts after one of my brother switched to Arts too(Law) while he was very good at calculations. Began reading Art books at home to write WAEC, I wrote but the result wasn't good. Used my old result to run a programme in UNIPORT but my admission wasn't guaranteed due to their high level of corruption. Came back to square one, wrote all Art subjects again in WAEC GCE and made the major. After that I wrote Jamb and POST UTME but wasn't admitted. Lol, the suffering is real.

[i] Your eyes have seen a lot too oooo

kimbraa:
I suffer pass you!.

You think so? My quest for O'level was five years oooo

Scholar212:
Wrote SSCE 4times because of Mathematics

WAEC- All B's expect maths and English D7
NECO- passed English and maths E8
NECO GCE - F9 festival, till date am still wondering if Neco just uploaded someone's else result for me, even with my eyes closed,i can't have a D7 in physics, Chem let alone an F
WAEC GCE following year- cleared all with C4 in the stupid Maths that made me loose my admission in Uniben when NECO GCE came out and I didn't make it.
currently on a 4point CGPA in my 5th year in same Department, same school I lost my previous admission on matriculation day(Neco GCE came out two days to matriculation and I couldn't continue with clearance anymore. Consulted different offices and nothing could be done as a credit in Maths was needed, Had to pack my things and leave Uniben on my supposed Matriculation day)

*STORY OF MY LIFE*

I used to think I'm one of those in Nigeria that has the greatest academic challenges but e be like say your own even my own sha

I can relate.. I wrote O'level exams 4 times

As for the first one, I was still naive so I couldn't make all my papers in a click.
(guys still dey dull as at then)

As for the second one, the centre I registered for WAEC took our money and ran away.

As for the third one, I registered for NECO and my centre result was canceled

As for the last one, I made my papers.

I don too suffer on top school matter. Chaiiii my village people really suffer me ooo

I don't think a fresh graduate is needed for this job considering the needed working experience as a prerequisite

pinkp:
Most nairalanders thinks u are a mod coz ur topics are always on point

and always makes it to FP....

And u are fvcking popular on here....

Eeeehyah! Thanks for the compliment bro

pinkp:
By d way, y u never update ur blog?

I've been busy lately bro.. That's why

jaksmillioniar:
na me go first enta heaven cos am holy

Dey deceive yourself oooo


BTW, wetin Falconey do you wey you dey call am bastard?

adepeter2027:
Werey mydn44 Don bann the that ID.
ADEPETER2027 - active one

Hahaha.. Him ban you because you be atheist abi?

jaksmillioniar:
guy pls unban me

I'm not a mod sir

pinkp:
So what are u using?

I don't use any at all bro... Dating sites have gone into extinct in Nigeria bro

IJOBA2:
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THIS YOUR YAHOO BUSINESS

Yahoo ke?


We don't do FRAUD bro.. We hustle to make it in a clean way