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KissChrix:
Tosyne2much and 10


That number 9 though


We'll always find a way

I just dey think the matter tey tey say how we go take cope

optional1:
tosyne2much and 10 are like

Go through the list and tell me the category you belong.. Be honest ooo

SycophanticGoat:
This guy is a demon sha!


Which kind wickedness be this?

Egbon, abi na that category you dey ni?

Lilimax:
Tosyne2much, you too like 10 reasons why this will not happen...
Good write up by the way!

The thing don master me ni jawe

Defaramade:
Lol, baba don compose Top 10 list sharpally.

You sef suppose know say I no dey waste time

austinereds:
I can't laugh. don't forget Bloggers too will suffer too. less traffic. this NCC people should just carry there wahala and go. Nobody want to participate in #OCCUPY NCC. Change is here.

NCC don fall guys hand oooo... Chaiiiii

[quote] Despite the quagmire state of the nation, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), has chosen to add to our problems by mandating local service providers to increase their data rates for irrelevant reasons, starting from the 1st of December.

Without deceiving ourselves, this directive from NCC will be unfavorable to subscribers as many may denied frequent internet access

Without wasting time, the following people may no longer have access to the internet when data rates increases

1. Broke Guys

Recession has turned many financially buoyant guys to become broke that they can't even boast of two square meal let alone subscribe for a full month data plan. Many will agree with me that NCC will only be compounding these people's problems because they will have to borrow phones from their enemies just to check their Bet9ja tickets.

2. Whatsapp Subscribers

The whatsapp subscribers are so economical that they can manage 10MB for a whole year without getting exhausted. By the time 20MB monthly whatsapp plan is reduced to 2MB per month, these people will only switch on their data once in every 23 hours just reply the pending whatsapp messages

3. Facebook Subscribers

Once data rates increases, monitoring spirits on facebook will drastically reduce as guy will not be able to ass-lick ladies on social media. In fact, they will only view ladies profile pictures on Facebook and will not be able to comment since they will be managing their weekly data plans which might be reduced to from 25MB to 10MB

4. Stingy/Greedy People

These are the people that have money yet stingy to themselves. Even if they're being offered 50GB for N1, 000, they will still wail and complain that they deserve more. These people are likely to use their money to gulp beer and devour nkwobi when data rate is Increased as they see it as waste of money.

5. Night Crawlers

These are the people that can't browse during the daytime but will have to wait till 12am so that they can subscribe for N25 night browsing just to dowload from naijauncut and xvideos. I believe it's cruelty if service providers increase data rates and cease night browsing plans because these people will no longer have any hope of surfing the net even at midnight

6.Cheap phones users

Some people are using cheap phones that can't even subscribe Airtel 3GB monthly plan. When data rates is increased, they may choose not to subscribe again their monthly data plan can even buy their phones.

7. Those who relay on people for data sharing

Those who rely on people to share data with them will be put to shame because, increase in data rates will make those who share data with them to become stingy. These people will become wailers and will begin to rain curses on Buhari and NCC

8. Ladies who rely on men for subscription

I know that thing will soon go worse that most guys will not be able to subscribe for themselves let one subscribe for ladies. Therefore, ladies will be willing to trade their virginity for data subscription so that they can have access to Facebook and whatsapp. The ones who can't do this will be stranded as life will become boring to them.

9. Data resell Scammers

Those who spam social media with ridiculously cheap data plans may not be able to even subscribe let alone spam websites in a bid to scam people.

10. Thugs/Derailers

I have already predicted that increase in data rates will bring about peace on social media as hooligans, bashers and derailers will not be able to subscribe let alone bash people on social media. This implies that only the rich will be found on social media

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much
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Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/10-categories-of-people-that-will-stop.html?m=1

HAH:
My people let's make so much noise on all social media platforms, and even conventional media on this draconian fixing of price by NCC on telecoms for subscribers, believe me if the heat is on it will get to leadership of this country and they may ask ncc to reverse the directive. Remember NCC is just a parastatal under ministry of communication.

Let's us bombard social media accounts of our legislators so that they can step in, remember tha Nass always want to be populist and this is an opportunity of them.

The only reason I see why ncc will ask operators to increase prices is because they receive some part of the price and what to dothey do with it apart from financing there expensive lifestyles, ncc earns as much as nnpc and there staff mostly live larger than even oil workers obviously greed has entered and they want more, remember their board was just approved by the Nass recently I thinks they want to butter the bread of this new board members.

For goodness sake if a network want it should offer it services for free, NCC should just focus on quality of service and not be fixing prices for tecos

My brother I just tire oooo..... I subscribe 3GB every month and it doesnt last more than two weeks yet these people wan compound my problem

Adegbenro7643:
More power 2 ur elbow, OP...Yet, som of ur points don't move me . In addition, neva try being too realistic on ur 1st date, it sucks . D hidden truth/fact is dat no man is totally dead wit Christ . Even our SISTERs do appreciate romantic guyz . Na lie? To mai fellows who commented below, don't 10k me 4 d LIKES, I'm a cheerful liker ask tosyne'2much. To doz who av bin askin, d fuss abt FTC is dat.....wait....make I check dis bank alert.....

Egbon I congratulate you oooo... Me sef never know the day wey I go be FTC oooo

olanshile2016:
Checkout mine also

There are no social media button on your mobile page. E.g Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and so on

haggdon:
That is it. Always focus on positive. Tosyne2much i missed your informative post

Eeeehyah thanks Bro... You will definitely hear from me tomorrow

kingelemide:
Now i also feel motivated my blog isn't even up to a month i beleive God will do it for me just like he did it for him

I visited your blog and I must say that you've got a good template and well arranged contents... Nice one Bro

That's why I keep doing my thing even in the face of discouragement.. One day I will also soar high

Sadly, I don't posses any of these qualities

B2Spirits:
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But in this case, I don't think my friend is getting married for the sake of love, beauty, or money.

My friend is extremely handsome and fair in complexion. Since our university days, he has chop-and-clean-mouthed so many pretty girls. To my surprise, he has done intro, and is about to wed this ugly girl. My friend appears to be in love. The girl is not that bad, but to say the truth, she is ugly.

The girl is employed, earning about 70k monthly. Friend earns about 80k monthly. Now should we call this love or what?

Hahahahaha Roflwkmd

OgaTheTop2:
'Take it easy' no dey my dictionary oh. Not when it comes to boozing bottles of red wine at 30000 altitude.

Hahahahaha Roflwkmd Make no relegate you to 6feet oooo

Adegbenro7643:
All doz ladies wey dey claim say na broke guyz full NL. Where u dey o? A view wil convince u & ur ignorance. Meanwhile, me too don experience dat refreshment stuff, in mai flight 2 d dream-land...lol

Make ladies come this thread make dem see say guys no dey broke oooo

OgaTheTop2:
Yeah. Enough bottles of red wine!

Funny you Bro... Take it easy next time oooo

claremont:
If you are hungry, you should have eaten in a restaurant before boarding the flight. If Arik starts giving jollof rice to everyone on local flights, how are they going to make their profit and pay their staff?!

I was on a flight from London Gatwick to Germany a few years ago, and all I got was a miserable-looking biscuit and a tiny can of coke. This is a norm worldwide for short haul intercity flights. They have to make money from somewhere to maintain their aircraft and pay staff. You are paying about £60 for a flight and you are expecting to be fed pounded yam and brokoto e.t.c.

Laf wan tear my Belle oooll

Dhilariousdandy:
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Hmmmm.. Will get in touch with u

OgaTheTop2:
They operate within Africa. I flew with them to Johannesburg via Kigali, Lusaka then Jo'burg. Walahi, I got drunk on that flight on reaching Jo'burg.

Hahahahaha.. Got drunk ke?

Dhilariousdandy:
Mine its actually not a scam sir, If you are really interested, inbox me on whatsapp, after deal, you can come back to this thread and vouch for me..

How much is it?

OP, you fly economy you dey complain, we wey come dey fly business class nko?


*Nobody should quote me*

Iolo:
No airline serves proper food like Rice and local flights bro.

This thread funny with hilarious comment sha

bigtt76:
So because you de fly with them, make den buy you full lunch? go and sidon jaaaare

hahahahahaha