₦airaland Forum

AnodaIT:
I get 2GB for N500 on MTN

Young03:
zuckerberg came with no body guard oo

ajepako:
Tosin....make l kick baba bubu ass and be a guest of EFCC?

Aburo...o ti e like mi....

Hahaha We dey dia to support and fight for you nah

Ema beru jhor

ajepako:
We care more about your tenure ending Baba Bubu....

emymeeky:
Highly inspirational!!

Modified:

First FTC in 4 years.

I dedicate this FTC to the 21 chibok girls who were released and more who are yet to be released. I also enjoin you not to lose hope in your pursuit . Just imagine all the sleepless nights, trying to win the FTC . I wasn't deterred - I later won it.

To those looking or jobs ... God will land you a high paying job before this year runs out .

misscall247:
Nigerians and poor mentality who told u DAT d reason y u go to schl is to get a job after graduation.

I feel like giving u 12strokes of cane.

And dos who don't get job after graduation is curse......#i tink u nid some drugs.

mem88:

I no wan talk but talk dey hungry me to talk. what should i do

Jerryojozy:
It been a while but he's back . so on point

chigoizie7:
But op, I have forked like 4 girls I don't know the name of their village, talk more of knowing who their parent are.

akereconfi:
I use Glo 4G and there's no difference from the normal network in the UK

treasure1997:
in summary don't deflower any lady

cyber5:
Tosyne2much
I had to quickly lock my
window and switched on my
home theatre so that the
curses she laid will not lose
direction and come straight
into my own room


Buh no be ur name she mention na ) )

Pinkiwinki:
hmmmm add broke ass, dumb and jobeless ladies.....
This ones will turn your life upside down...

mamawin:
Being intellectual is not a function of sex my dear. guys that fit perfectly into this description of yours abound. a very busy person who finds it necessary to reply a text from you will rather reply you on monosyllables rather than ignore you or shelve it.

Taylorsw1ft:
Lalasticlala come and move this to fp. Let more people see this

McBrooklyn:
Nice one Bruh

falconey:
unless you go for the minors, It is difficult to find a "flower"

In a nutshell, almost every Nigerian guy wants to be the first person to pop a lady's cherry as it is a thing of joy and validation of being a real man. The major concern is that many guys take ladies virginity without without having any intention to date let alone marry them.

Before taking that step, there are categories of ladies you should not disflower nor impregnate if you know you won't marry them

1. Spiritual Ladies

Some ladies stay away from men just because they have vow to God not to lose their virginity before marriage. When you trick these ladies by promising them undying love just to take their virginity from them, God's wrath will definitely come upon such a man

2. Hot tempered Ladies

In case you don't know, some ladies are very aggressive that they don't take poo from guys. If you dare break their virginity and try to dump them, they can torture you either by biting off your joystick or pour acid on you

3. Native Doctors Patronizers

To be very frank and sincere, guys really need to take a chill pill on whom to break their virginity if not calamity will befall them. This reminds me when I was reading profusely for my final exam last month just to escape probation when I overheard a lady making incantations and raining curses on his boyfriend who robbed her of her virginity and broke up with her afterwards. I had to quickly lock my window and switched on my home theatre so that the curses she laid will not lose direction and come straight into my own room


4. Ladies who coerce you into Blood Covenant

Some ladies put guys in bondage by forcing blood covenant on them when they breach their promises to marry them after sleeping with them. Such guys may eventually breach their promises carelessly and may end up in six feet.

5. Ladies whose Families are Fetish

It is very paramount to know that some parents make incisions on their daughters and lay curses on any guy who tricks them into sex. Some guys out of ignorance will do the deed and won't be able to get jobs after graduating from school. guys may not know this. Sometimes they graduate from school and end up playing Bet9ja and 1960bet as a result of the spell

6. Ladies whose Family Forbid Abortion

In some families, it is a taboo to impregnate their daughters and opt for abortion. That was how my friend tricked this neighbour's maid into his room when dying of konji and before the girl could say Jack Robinson, my friend don begin comb the girl after which she got pregnant. Am impromptu wedding was fixed and he was forced to marry the girl.

7. Underage Girls

Some guys are ambassadors for deflowering ladies just to brag to their friends that they're indeed men. That was how I read on Nairaland front page about a man who impregnated a soldier's daughter a d was sent to 21 years imprisonment.

8. Ladies Suffering from Physical Disability

It is very disgraceful that some guys even take advantage of the physically challenged ladies when they know they can't marry them. Guys should really caution themselves because the girls parents will always be praying for a scape goat that will impregnate their daughter and the man will marry her by force by fire.

9. Rural/Village Girls

Some of us who school in villages will know that some students will always flirt with local girls in the village just to enjoy their lives. This is a very risky thing to do considering the fact that when casala burst, the guys will be forced to marry the poor girl.

10. Ladies whose Fathers are Prophets

A word from an angry prophet especially the one from a white garment churches can either sharpen your life or destroy it. These prophets can see you when bleeping their daughters through revelations and will use Bible verses to lay curses on you.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

prettyjo:
hmmm
d phone is rubbish

akinswaggs:
We need 4G phones not 3G anymore...

good compilation tho Op

TeGaTeGa1:
Some pple fast sha... Na wa for una network

musa7m:
pis what's the meaning of SMH