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Eeeehyah... Just be positive and hope you would get admitted

Taylorsw1ft:
Lalasticlala come and move this to fp. Let more people see this

You want make converse happen for Nairaland this nyt abi?

McBrooklyn:
Nice one Bruh

Bro, I just dey look you as you successfully derailed my thread with your derogatory chat with a lady

Na him Sabi..

falconey:
unless you go for the minors, It is difficult to find a "flower"

I know say na dis kind thread dem dey always see you.

BTW, I don modify am

In a nutshell, almost every Nigerian guy wants to be the first person to pop a lady's cherry as it is a thing of joy and validation of being a real man. The major concern is that many guys take ladies virginity without without having any intention to date let alone marry them.

Before taking that step, there are categories of ladies you should not disflower nor impregnate if you know you won't marry them

1. Spiritual Ladies

Some ladies stay away from men just because they have vow to God not to lose their virginity before marriage. When you trick these ladies by promising them undying love just to take their virginity from them, God's wrath will definitely come upon such a man

2. Hot tempered Ladies

In case you don't know, some ladies are very aggressive that they don't take poo from guys. If you dare break their virginity and try to dump them, they can torture you either by biting off your joystick or pour acid on you

3. Native Doctors Patronizers

To be very frank and sincere, guys really need to take a chill pill on whom to break their virginity if not calamity will befall them. This reminds me when I was reading profusely for my final exam last month just to escape probation when I overheard a lady making incantations and raining curses on his boyfriend who robbed her of her virginity and broke up with her afterwards. I had to quickly lock my window and switched on my home theatre so that the curses she laid will not lose direction and come straight into my own room


4. Ladies who coerce you into Blood Covenant

Some ladies put guys in bondage by forcing blood covenant on them when they breach their promises to marry them after sleeping with them. Such guys may eventually breach their promises carelessly and may end up in six feet.

5. Ladies whose Families are Fetish

It is very paramount to know that some parents make incisions on their daughters and lay curses on any guy who tricks them into sex. Some guys out of ignorance will do the deed and won't be able to get jobs after graduating from school. guys may not know this. Sometimes they graduate from school and end up playing Bet9ja and 1960bet as a result of the spell

6. Ladies whose Family Forbid Abortion

In some families, it is a taboo to impregnate their daughters and opt for abortion. That was how my friend tricked this neighbour's maid into his room when dying of konji and before the girl could say Jack Robinson, my friend don begin comb the girl after which she got pregnant. Am impromptu wedding was fixed and he was forced to marry the girl.

7. Underage Girls

Some guys are ambassadors for deflowering ladies just to brag to their friends that they're indeed men. That was how I read on Nairaland front page about a man who impregnated a soldier's daughter a d was sent to 21 years imprisonment.

8. Ladies Suffering from Physical Disability

It is very disgraceful that some guys even take advantage of the physically challenged ladies when they know they can't marry them. Guys should really caution themselves because the girls parents will always be praying for a scape goat that will impregnate their daughter and the man will marry her by force by fire.

9. Rural/Village Girls

Some of us who school in villages will know that some students will always flirt with local girls in the village just to enjoy their lives. This is a very risky thing to do considering the fact that when casala burst, the guys will be forced to marry the poor girl.

10. Ladies whose Fathers are Prophets

A word from an angry prophet especially the one from a white garment churches can either sharpen your life or destroy it. These prophets can see you when bleeping their daughters through revelations and will use Bible verses to lay curses on you.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/10/guys10-categories-of-ladies-you-should.html

Email:Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

Spot on baba

prettyjo:
hmmm
d phone is rubbish

The phone is very okay for that amount

akinswaggs:
We need 4G phones not 3G anymore...

good compilation tho Op

We are still praying to have a stable network for browsing on 2g, you dey talk 4g


2g in some countries is much more faster than our 4g sef

What nonsense!

God abeg destroy this world make everybody dey jawe

TeGaTeGa1:
Some pple fast sha... Na wa for una network

I sure say no be Glo dem dey use

Simple dress

musa7m:
pis what's the meaning of SMH

Shaking my head

Smh

Seizure:
So if a font doesn't have whatsapp access, that means it is useless?
Na wa 4 some pple o

Let's not deceive ourselves bro. In Nigeria, a phone is somewhat useless if it doesn't have Whatsapp access.. People are now selling their BlackBerry phones are ridiculous prices

fados4sure:
Brand new Blackbery Z30 in slot is 30k
nobody will buy that crap from you for more than 5k

Hahahaha... You got me laughing sir

It happens sha.... It can only be refunded if Lala helps you get this thread to the HQ

ceeethru:
Abeg, give me the girl number since you nor ready...

Na so baba

Onyejemechimere:
uncle tosyne, its been a long time

Na me be that ooo egbon. I just dey my lane dey manage ooo.

Nice one OP.. The first and third picture killed it.... The last one tho

My father does not know the meaning of pre-wedding pictures till date yet he loves my momsy like kilode. I just hope all these pre-wedding drama compliments their marriage

Hahahahaah

Mimienudles:
Oh dear...

Been a while.. How u dey?

As guys take yapa for Nairaland, na this pot-bellied man our president pickin go marry

Papikush:
Baba Nawa oh.

I just dey SMH as I see the cakes

This kind cake use style get comma ooooo

Happy Birthday oga Royalblak007, I wish you success in all your endeavours

E be like say make I tear am slap with this ridiculous cover up

Whether you ra.ped her or you only asked her to give you a head, which one is even appealing to the ear gan sef ?

To be very frank and sincere with you, I can't marriage someone of this nature even if her father is as rich as Dangote ... I still dey use girl wey be damsel do shakara not to talk of girl wey no dey alryt at all

I doff my cap for this Bros sha for doing what I can't do

KingAfo:
A LADY SOMEWHERE WILL PRAY AND FAST TODAY.....GOD DO MY OWN!! even a gal with DS is getting married

So many ladies for Nairaland go fire prayer this morning

MackBrooklyn:
A Piece Of Advice To All Ladies


When you are cooking for your in-laws, especially for the first time, there is always that one voice that keeps telling you to "add more salt", "add more salt". No go try am o, na your village people handiwork, dem bin wan scatter your marriage so OoO


[size=18pt]It's Their Work OoO [/size]

I swear u no lie at all