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TheGoodJoe:
A lady near my area brought some shirts to me. She told me that if I like them, I can take them for free. I told her I do not like the shirts at all and her facial expression showed she was so disappointed. That was when it hit me. She wanted me to know, "She liked me."

I asked her out that evening to her surprise.

Who tells a lady he doesn't like those kind of shirts ? Haha!

You need cane ooo bro

I don't date cowards. When a lady that loves cannot walk unto me and woo me, then it means she not ready to be in a relationship

*nobody should quote ne*

EmmaFantastic:
Thanks for the compliments. As for cautioning them, I've been imagining that maybe the management of nairaland should put up a strict warning out there-warning that nobody should copy and use anybody's post or article that was posted on nairaland without the original owner's permisson and the copier must put the source as well as the writer. Several times, I've actually thought of this and even thought of sending a message to Seun to suggest it to him. I know that Seun and his main MODs have a lot in their hands, the work is not easy.

I don't think anything can be done because we have no strict online policies against plagiarism.. I posted an article about five days ago and I was astonished to see that about 40 Nigerian websites have plagiarized it when I searched the same article on Google

Doyin400l:
Pls help me tell the guy abeg, although is good to graduate well with a good grade; but hey! Don't be an introvert with books while in skul. learn as many skill as you can in ur field of study or aside it. Not by grade or certificate anymore oo, buhari can be my witness..Lols.

You're very right Bro.

Livefreeordieha:
guy chill and think about your life of solitude..its well you will survive..rejection is not the end..play DES REE...LIFE OH LIFE...face your life u hear..?let doze who can drill holes drill holes..and let doze willing to be drilled be drilled...is it your holeeverybody loves their mum..but how many of them did their fathers marry their mum as a virgin..whats all the drama about virgin sefuna get issues 4 dat nja walahi..ignorance dey worry 85% of that con3...IN ANOTHER NEWS did you say you can spot virgins amongst 100s of women..?so u are talented that much?instead of being bitter and spew gilberish ,why not take up a job of identifying virgins for people and earn a livingYOU CAN MAKE AN ADVERT ..AS VIRGIN HUNTERS HERE..just my advice.

Hahahaha lmao I don Laf tire

We are still 500 years behind. While the students of other countries are building Range Rover, we are still building keke

It doesn't even guarantee anything these days.. Be more concerned about venturing into other productive things. But that doesn't mean you should hold unto my statement and use it to justify mediocrity or laziness in your academics

Raina80:
I have attended an ex's wedding. The relationship ended on good terms and his then wife and the guy both invited me so I went with no malice. Would I attend another one? Probably.
Not all relationships end in drama and there is nothing stopping people from being cordial with each other.

But how many relationships doesn't end in drama?

I am of the opinion that intelligence is sometimes hereditary so as dumbness... It sometimes flows in a family

ableguy:
The guy sitting on my head forcefully took my ftc.


Let me just occupy this portion before the "go and marry" crew arrive

Thank God you know them

giftiy:
I want you to understand that marriage is not all about age but maturity of the mind and your understanding of what marriage is all about.if you are doing well in business, I advice you shun the abroad stuff,get a private teacher to teach you the needful, get married and focus on your bussiness. At 35 years after school you may end up not using the certificate cos age of employment theses days is between 23-27 except government establishment which I don't think a business minded person can endure such kind of jobs.I became 30 last month and am getting married by December.

This is a brilliant comment bro.. BTW, nice DP sir

kokertalented:
See I also swear your signature is the most funny have seen here

That's what people have been saying. Don't mind me jawe

Bifwoli:
You've got a gutter mind .

I guess you're a female

Captain001:
Why are girls not commenting?

Girls will definitely avoid a thread like this nah

Firstlieutenant:
Ur first 2.5yrs, ur second 3yrs and una no chook or caress... Wetin una com dey do? Na ludo and whot una play all those years?

Na temple run dem dey play inside room

God knows I will always be on the first page on a thread like this.

She can only be a Kenyan lady, not a Nigerian lady

cococandy:
Because of herpes?

All join jawe

CaptainBomb:
Uhmmm you can lie sha.. What you said in yoruba ,,, Inu Mi Dun lati bayin nile.. So thats not correct answer for Ekule

I swear the thing no get direct interpretation

I'm glad to glad to see you at home

Peterpanny:
u day sure say if God destroy the world,na rest we go rest abi na double work we go enter.do not conclude yet mr man.

I dey joke ni oooo

tdemo:
watyn u dey try form now

Abi dem don hammer you sef STD ni?

crazygod:
Keep deceiving urself. I go open ur secret escapades now

You sef know say my hands dey pure

cococandy:
That's why most people have it.
Even children can get it from being kissed by their parents.

This world is becoming something else.. Make God destroy the world this night make everybody go rest jawe

cococandy:
Herpes can be transmitted even while wearing protection

Seriously? Nawa ooooo Lord have mercy

lovethchioma:
For your mind now

You know nah

datyrone:
oga tosin na true word you yarn so..

See as guys wan team me into pieces

Funlordjnr:




The fake love wey dem bin show dis guy don pain am!

Ehn ehn


Hope dem never show you too?

ephi123:
Over what?

Over downgrading me noni