₦airaland Forum

ronald4lif:
It's a fairy tale that never happened. If you believe that two people will date and get married without romancing and smooching then I can tell you that before the end of the year Nigeria's power instability will be history and you've to believe it too.

I know this is your ministry bro

herbie27:
Plz don't get me wrong.

In my church if you've slept with the man, the pastor won't join you cos is biblically wrong(sin).

In this century people still do that, i have seen.

musicwriter:
That's correct!.

Americans have so much abused English that they created their own language off it. So, you hear words like gotta, nope, yeah, hey, buddy, wanna, bae, selfie, e.t.c.

And that reminds me, the word ''Selfie'' appeared in the US just few years ago, but today everybody including you and I and the OP use it, because whiteman's mistake is good!!.

When we understand the damage the so called education is doing to our brains in Africa and how it have reduced us to copy-copy imbeciles, we'll pay more attention to study of our native languages in school..

Slavery lasted 400 years!.

Colonialism lasted 50-90 in some countries.

Nobody knows how long intellectual and mental slavery would last.

Brother, you're indeed a man of wisdom... I had a quarrel with a lady recently when I attacked her for ridiculing an OP for his grammatical blunders
. You need to see the way hell was lose over me

The problem we have in this country is that, though, colonialism is gone for good, but we are still backward minded in Nigeria

Look at Lionel Messi, Delima Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Lius Figo and the likes, these people don't speak English and they don't give a damn about it since all that matters most is people's ability to comprehend their native languages.. Look at Olajumoke, the bread seller, do you know how people ridicule and mouth-thrash this lady for her inability to speak coherent English? The funniest thing is that, the acclaimed English scholars scolding her can't even boast of N50, 000 in their bank account

I won't just say I regret coming from this part of the world where almost everything is faulted

Salym:
Call it customised Nigerian English. We dont have to speak English like a Londoner or a New Yorker. I speak like a Nigerian with my own distinct version of English.

musicwriter:
A language grows as more and more people speak it. That's why you have American English, Australian English, e.t.c. English language itself is an abused French, Spanish, German, Latin. The abuse of other languages is how English itself became a language.

Like American and Australian English, those are Nigerian creation and Nigerians perfectly understand what they mean when they use them.

You just said Nigeria have over 517 languages or so. I would like to know what have been your effort to help develop them as you do English.

What have been your contribution to the literal development of Yoruba?

Where are your research papers on Nigerian languages? Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Fulani, Efik, Ibibio, Igala, Idoma, Nupe, Bini, Kanuri, Eshan, Tiv, Ijaw, Ishekiri, e.t.c, e.t.c.

While I await your answer, you can familiarize yourself with facts about the history and evolution of English.

The origin of English language. Everybody should see these videos, its under 20 minutes, all.

Perfectdanny:
Between her legs sir or thighs as the case may be.

At least u gat what I was talking about

falconey:
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Hahaha God don catch you

I go finish you that day

falconey:
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falconey:
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You should have known me as a fearless man

falconey:
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Wetin dey make u laf oga Falconey?

BiafraBushBoy:
We don leave the contest for fine boys na...

All we do na to vote.. and enjoy comedies wey dey come along...

The 50k must go down.. lol

The quest for the 50k begins on Monday

BiafraBushBoy:
you no see one, wey dey follow me like say I steal him gf for Nairaland....

lol... lwkmd...

I believe you..

U never see anything baba, na small u don see oooo.. Na me fit explain the tribulations wey I don face... Well, those things makes one stronger sha

BiafraBushBoy:
When you see Assholes, you don't need a prophet to alert you...
Just relax bro and enjoy the comedy..

Sure baba... I been think say u dey contest b4?

BiafraBushBoy:
Ignore that guy, he is an impostor...

Tosyne.2much baba...

I don tey small for nairaland so I know their mode of operation

LamideNoni:
The news has been everywhere since yesterday tho..

People will always do anything to defame or shatter your image when they are jealous of your status. A man without perseverance cannot win the race of life..

KINGinVAHALLA:
you were really disgraced. I am very sorry for your reputation. Nevertheless the league of monarchs will always protect you if you need our help

Only if your league of monarch can help you scale through the first stage of this contest

BiafraBushBoy:
Abeg sell that 2nd to comment thread for me na

Na tosyn.e2much get the C of O

Lmao Na so baba

mark1703official:
In that case you are on a long thing

If you're positive in thinking bro, Dollar can be reverted back to the normal price .

LamideNoni:
After you were disgraced yesterday, you still dey book Space?

Hahaha lmao Disgraced as how? Me no send anybody ooooo... They can rant and wail, for all I care. Nobody can spoil my shine my bro

Those were my haters at work hiding under their alt accounts

piperson:
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Nikki Catsouras photographs controversy

In October of 2006, Nikki Catsouras died in a car accident at age 18 in Lake Forest, California. (Catsouras had been driving her father's Porsche, before losing control of the vehicle and colliding with a toll booth.) The result of the accident was gruesome enough that Catsouras' parents were not asked to identify the body, but photographs of the scene were still taken, according to protocol. California Highway Patrol Officers Aaron Reich and Thomas O'Donnell later admitted to leaking said photographs on to the Internet by e-mailing them to friends. Despite the family's best efforts to remove them, photographs of the horrific Catsouras accident scene remain relatively easy to find on the Internet to this day. As intriguing as that sounds you probably shouldn't Google them.

sekxy:
ehyaa. ..its well

My dear, I don suffer no be small

Rounakid:
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Besides... Am suspecting something fishy... Oga Tosyne, you be Tailor? Abi how u wan take explain this points since u ain't a female folk? Are yew that genius?

I suppose know nah baba