₦airaland Forum

vicstar:
baba pls do something about the derailing, it seems the contestants can hardly get the questions thanks!!


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Alryt sir

Cutezt:
My name is Martins Morris, I am 20 Years old, I attended Naraguta Grammar School, Jos and graduated in the year 2012,after which I proceeded to the University of Jos, where I studied Mass Communication, and I am currently pursuing a degree in communication at the University of Nations, I hail from Jos North Local government area of Plateau state.

B) I am single , I have been a Christian since birth,a devoted one,that explains me attending UofN

C) In the year 2009,i was watching a Nigerian movie, I forgot the name, the movie was all about ladies trying to compete with each other on the campus, in a particular scene in the movie, a lady was boasting of all the social media platforms she was, and she mentioned Nairaland in it, and so, I decided to check Nairaland out, started out as a guest, until I registered my first moniker, one thing led to another, and I had to abandon that moniker for this, and since then, I never looked back, the forum has impacted immensely on me, I can't quantify it's influence on me,so sad I have forgotten the name of the movie, it's been a long long time.
My moniker was gotten from the name I was given back in secondary school, they always described me as that Cute senior (not trying to blow my trumpets tho), so that is where my moniker was coined from.

Adaure4ever:
I have quite studied this section well and here is my observation.
1. Overrall Best Male and Female Romancelanders- Tosyne2much and Ireneony
2. Active Male and Female Romancelanders- Cutehector and Hateu2
3. Coolest Male and Female Romancelanders- STFUareyouGod and Refiner.
4. Most Handsome Male Romancelander- Tosyne2much/Kenneth205.
5. Most Beautiful Female Romancelander- Ireneony
6. Most Sexiest Male Romancelander- Maxi112
7. Most Sexiest Female Romancelander- Dnt know, I am Not a Lesbian. Though Lanicky has a hot shape.
8. Most Funniest Male and Female Romancelanders- SmellyMouth and SANDOSKI.
9. Most Darling Romancelander- Tosyne2much.
10. Most Annoying Romancelander- Mtcheeew

Ada, thanks jawe

gozmok1:
am for sw but i won't vote for him


he has no principles of leading this great nation

firstking01:
Na you type this thing

nubian999:
tosyn10lists, how can anyone be mean to you you are so adorable and one of my favorite virgins chop this because for every 1 hater you have 10 lovers

Virgin abi?

UndisputedBosom:
No be small tin Mr T's, the gud ones re turnin bad due to lack...my houx wey we dön dy live in since 2004 peaceful, na dz yr armed robbers visited and gv me a proper beatin after dy collected dy "collectables"

UndisputedBosom:
Is being sold here in owerri for a whoopin 18-19k solid

UndisputedBosom:
Na wen dem commot frm office ni....


Bt wait oo mr 10 t's hw much dem dy sell bag of rice 4 ur area....no lie o cox my lie detector slappin machine dy here o

Be like say na 15k baba

UndisputedBosom:
Mr 10 T's, is not about regions, no one is not left out on the hardship in the land.


We are not seein what we voted in...abi u dy see am

Calm down egbon, we go soon dey see am

otitokoroleti:
oko awon ele

Oko awon ele bawo?

CountDracula:
Where is the said "child"? U expect me to believe dat dis one got pregnant and a healthy baby came out of dis one... *rolls eyes*

Hahahaha roflwkmd So, being slim is now a curse ?

Yewandequeen:
I think betrayal is an attribute of humans be it on large scale or minimal level.

chymevicks:
My dear, no be formings wan kill me?
Zenith bank Murtala Mohamed Highway calabar is popular for regular availability of freshly minted bills.
So, on this fateful Friday night. I just dressed up with my dudes and for sure with Bae. We dey enter club(bays bar) coming from Big Quo through stadium, I was driving and I sped past Fidelity, Ecobank and Wema whose ATMS I supposed were all working due to the green blinking signal I saw while passing.
To cut a long story short. I withdrew 20k(1000 NGN bills) for the night's Grove and put in my back pocket but lo and behold. When I wanted to offset the bills for my order, omo, I gave the waitress 17 notes to cover for 2 bottles of black @ 8k each and 4 bottles of plastic coke @ 200NGN each and I was about telling the lucky abi unlucky waitress to keep the paltry 200NGN change. Before I could say ''ke... the babe just finished counting and said ''Oga ur money never complete oo. I was like '' confirm it again''. She recounted and said '' I have 15 thousand 200 here'' omo, I no fit shout.
One crook for ZENITH bulk room carefully slotted 2 miserable-looking 100NGN bills into a wad of 1K notes.
You needed to see the spontaneous change of mood. I come dey squeeze out more 1400 from my remaining 3k.
Oh, the waitress?
My dear, I collected my change to the last kobo
The poor babe got nothing.
Hmmm, this Buhari period? Plus vexation?
Bad combo

This is obviously not dispense error.. Crooks at work

Abeyjide:
I was only overpaid once and returned the excess

If I hear

lonelydora:
Happened to me at UBA ATM inside Ariaria market in 2012. Withdrew 20k thrice and got 57k total instead of 60k.

I always have this feeling that anything in Aba is all about wayo. Something in me told me to count the money before leaving the ATM, so I did. Went straight inside the bank to lay complain, they never knew I understand Igbo language. One of the CCR was telling her colleague that I was the 9th person that is complaining that day, that she can't really understand why the machine is shorting cash by 1k.

Mehn, they didn't even ask me to fill any form, they pointed one man behind the counter to me that I should go and meet him. Immediately I told the man what happened, he just dipped hand inside his drawer and gave 3k without any filling of form. Since that day, whenever I withdraw from any ATM that's not my bank, I always count the money even till date. I no wan hear story for this kind hard time.

The emboldened got me laughing bro

jubrealguy:
wetin u want make dem talk.....dey sud start dropping punch lines, ba? and how do u think guyz on NL will respond to their quotes...... blame it on our Environment where a guy fuvks some gal and it's cool and a gal fuvks some guy, then she's ashawo

supernet4:

U dey laf me shey?

herbie27:
Will you lie to ur spiritual leader?.

Don't forget the story of ananias and Co.