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juhan:
nothing o my brother

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]coming from someone whose topic's highest view is 475, baba you even get time answer am[/color]

Bwahahahaha roflwkmd Funny u

Raymie:
Stupidest thread ever. And when people begin to question the employability of today's youth, we'd begin to complain.

juhan:
hmmm

Juhan why hmming ?

professore:
The ladies won't like this

U no lie at all

Soulz22:
Even without reading reading, just the headline I knew who it's gonna be
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Tosyne2much





Who else felt same ?

Ehn ehn Be like say I go increase the ministry go top 15

godson36:
Nah which side are you living in Ado-Ekiti... I think have seen your face around Adebayor street before

odiagabros:
@ op if the girl Na baddo u won't see Dis signs

The signs no go work for badoo ooooo

Mediapace:
You guys should stop blasting tosyne2much,do you think writing 10 10 articles everyday is quite easy,if you think it is easy write yours that will be better than his,write it tommorow and let's see if you will not stop at point 3.

Writing articles is not that easy guys!!

Even if he make any mistake,just PM him!!

Hold the little you have before it flies away!

Bro, thanks jawe.. Me no send anybody oooo... If dem like make dem wail from now till next year, e no stop me ooooo . In fact, I go still dey post to dey pull traffic anytime any day


If na bullshit I write, make dem try create the one wey no be bullshit

flokii:
nawa o..

see as virgins just full everywhere dey drop comments lkke say dem sabi

those wey don tey like shonekan just dey lowkey dey observe.

I just dey laf as I see guys boku for this thread

flokii:
tosyne2much that my sis. don dey ask of you o

shey you still want?

Oyah roger me her digits

KimBerlyie:
I hope my future husband is reading this

Of course I'm reading it

xendra:
ok sorry i forgot to laff, mr non-hypocrite, nxt time you want to be funny put it in the joke section.

xendra:
if she applies fresh make-up why then is there no.9......
anyway,.. if anybody believes all these things you people come to put down here anyhow then alot of girls will get in trouble for nothing.

Especially that no.2. I mean......

Adaure4ever:
This is for Village girls, and not for Sharpitos.
Nice one tho, Tosyne.2much is like you are a badoo, but you look like a cool guy.
Cool Badoos *yummy*

This is for village girls not badoo like YOU shey? smh


Btw, I'm a very cool guy

I know that many ladies will not like this thread but the truth is bitter they say. These are perfect signs that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheets with someone else

Note: These signs don't work for badoos

1. She smells of semen

For those of us who have high sense of smell than that of a shark will attest to this. As for me, I can smell semen on a lady's body even if she's 100km away. This mostly happens when a lady fails to shower or clean up herself aftermath of the deed

2. She rushes to the bathroom

Just when your girlfriend returns from somewhere and the first thing she does is rush to the bathroom to clean up and sleep afterwards, something suspicious is happening.

3. She smiles sheepishly

The moment she sets her eyes on you after sleeping with someone else she will be smiling sheepishly even when situation does not warrant that smile. This may be due to guilty conscience.

4. She tries to avoid eyes contact with You

Another sign that your girlfriend just tumbled beneath the sheet with another dude is that she will avoid eyes contact with you during conversation. Try just to give her a suspicious look and you would notice discomfort printed on her face.

5. Her shirt looks Rough and Dirty

The region of the left and right side of her breast pockets will be slight rough and dirty since na that region guys dey squeeze pass. Though, this may only be visible when she's putting on a white shirt. I noticed this when my friend's visitor came out of his room yesterday

6. She would turn down your advances

Just after she has made love with another person and you try to coerce her into love making, she won't be excited to have intimacy with you. She will always look for an excuse telling you how tired she is, or she's not in the mood.

7. She spends more time in the toilet

Let's assume she normally poo poo for 10 minutes but one day she returns from somewhere and goes to the toilet and spends up to one hour This shows that something is wrong which might be what we are talking about

8. She starts nagging unnecessarily

She flares up the moment you ask what kept her so long. She will go mad telling you to stop getting her upset with you irrelevant question and that you don't trust her to have asked such a question

9. Her lipstick is wiped off

Another way to know that she just got laid with someone else is that her lipstick will be wiped off. Let's assume she applied heavy lipstick before going out and on returning back her heavily applied lipstick disappears, there's high tendency that she has locked her lips with someone else.

10. Her make up is freshly applied

Another sign to watch out for is that her make-up is freshly applied. Her hair will be well packed, her clothes well adjusted and sprays perfume. Person wey commot in the morning dey return back in the evening and the make-up is freshly applied. This shows there's possibility that she reapplied the make-up after the deed was done so that you won't smell something


I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours


Have fun


Original writer: Tosyne2much

HrmOlolade:
This qot me laughing hard " wailing in pain like PDP tyrants"

PureWays:
What if you travel for let's say a year and half? Consider the fact that you ain't no saint either.

firstEVA:
Men hardly forgive a cheating spouse, if for any reason she remains in his house as wife, she will not enjoy the marriage.

missbronze:
If he as a human can sin against God and ask him for forgiveness, and, he forgives.


Then, he should forgive his wife. Esp, if she is remorseful, Kids or no Kids.

Chanchit:
I do not have a problem with a cheating wife as long as I do not know. But for me not to know, she must have worked with the CIA before.


On a second thought there is one reason, if I travel out of the country for a long period of time.

Hahaha lmao

huntax:
Girl : I'm on my way, prepare something for me o...
Me : Like what?
Girl : Just anything.

Straight to the mallam for gold circle.

popcykaylah:
The moment a chick says how is our wife o..would have come to visit you but don't want trouble o cos I can't fight. .And then you tell her which wife..come na. .then next thing na to see the babe looking all sexy at your door step

Tonymegabush1:
D first time i told a babe dat i want to ave sex wit her d babe vex not bcus she no wan d sex but leta begin reason me say i no suppose cum 4rm dat angle ... Lol 9ja babes alwayz packaging