₦airaland Forum

donmoz:
My dear if I were d guy I will return d phone put d money in my pocket and still don't pick your calls....na u give am d money?....u dey talk like say u give am money tell am to go get u a phone with it

hahahahahaha roflwkmd

Stupedinluv:
Who ask you

Na dem ask me nah

juhan:
change what

nizetee:
All those id1ots who say they will reject the number are Hippocrates. Give them recharge cards of 10 naira with 666 and see how they will thank you in Jesu name and on Sundays they will be given testimony . Hippocrates they forget that everything bought has barcodes in it.

If their will one day be registration centers where the so called mark of the beast is giving. The men of dogGod will be on the first line. At least they have offering monies at their disposal to bribe the beast to take his marks. Religions are designed to control the masses that's why Christians call themselves sheep and sheep are docile to shepherd. Muslims call themselves slaves of Allah slaves are docile to their masters. The all preach FOLLOW you must be blind, confused and lost to need a Leader.

Roflwkmd @ the bolded

juhan:
what kind of wierd plate number is that? Abi plate number don finish?? If not why dem go give persin that kin number

It doesn't change anything

mentorandfriend:
That's what you get when your pursuit in life is to marry a beautiful, curvy woman. 99% of the time, you will get it wrong in marital choice because you neglect important things due to your vanity. Beauty without brain is a tragedy.

I do not know how best to stress it to people to stop pursuing beauty and handsome-ness. I'm not saying it because I'm ugly or not. No. I'm very very handsome, but there are greater things that makes a great home which these end time boys and girls neglect.

My advice: She is vain, just like you. Work on yourself and work on her, with all humility, to renew your minds. Talk about it over and over again with her. Share your big dreams with her to take her mind away from vanity. Give her a greater pursuit. Occupy her mind with greatness.

It's well with you.

That's why I like oga Mentorand

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999] Tosyn.e2much

Chop and clean mouth, Na him sure pass [/color]

Just as u dey chop dey clean mouth shey?

Kazrem:
You forgot to type in italic abi na me sleep don dey catch?

I been forget ni baba... Thanks for reminding me

Cutehector:
hahhahahhaha dis got me laffing

Adaure4ever:
give us "10 reasons why no lady can have a crush on you"
we are waiting.

You are among those that can't have a crush on me nah

swtdrms:
Oga no pretend for us here jare. U sef know there are so many of them crushing on u. I can even bet that some have sent you a PM

Baba, I'm not as loved as you think ooooo.. Dem hate me so tey I no even receive any mention from that wooing thread

babybrace:
Don't get ahead of yourself just yet

If you say so

Fulaboy:
Tries to ràpe you

babybrace:
Its either tosyne2much, d guy i cute or naijaboy or better still pm whoever it is

I'm an alleged misogynist on nairaland so no lady can have a crush on me

Jayooluwa:
hahahahaha, Lwkmd, dis one is serious............did she succeed??

She did not succeed oooo

IYANGBALI:
if na you nko?you go dey speed?

If na me I go ride the okada just as snail dey waka

layla129:
Lool, where are the "we"? Till i confirm You that slept inside uncompleted building because of woman
Kingcheezypuff him?

Hahahahaha funny you

KingRex1:
Tosin nobody go believe this ur virgin story

U dey reason say I be badoo shey?

Cutehector:
lol I think it's tosyne2much

Me ke? If I hear

agongajoseph:
Eiya sorry, ur konji level go don hiiiiiiigh