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KingRex1:
I see. The post make me remember wen a friend come my haus.. Na so the babe been check my fone dy tell me say 'tank God you dnt have porn'. mumu me they feel good.

Na later after she comot i con dey wish say i been gt for fone.

But egbon this ur post neva prove say u neva sample that stuff

I never sample am b4 oooo

Emzyme:
tosyne.2much buh y u no write this thing since ...u for don help me nd vizkiz life ooo

I forget ni ooo baba

timunstopable:
I tot this tosyne guy na gay

Gay ke?

HateU2:
do I know u bro

HateU2:
lol
Seconded especially MamaG nd Wild...

MizTyna:
You think? Hahahaha! I'm done with this

Diaris God sha

Evathyst:
First time I'll ever agree with Tosyne2much.


Mine is simple, I'll just tell the guy some minutes after I arrived his place that I wanna be on my way. Afterall, you no kukuma entertain me.


He'll now be baffled that all these La casera that he bought nko? Mugu! Shey I tell you sey I dey thirsty ni?


That was how I visited one 'goat' before I could say jack, he brought out all his albums showing me all the old & ugly people in his family.


Some guys mumu pass Vizkiz I swear!

MizTyna:
You called them incompetent not me. But let's just. Cheers!

I guess u didn't know I'm the OP

MizTyna:
I mean I see some posts and I just wonder. Lots of small minded people walking around. And we wonder why we still have our grandfathers ruling us


And they make frontpage too! That alone says something about the people running this forum. Most times I just keep quiet. Commenting on every post that gets my goats, stupid or myopic is a waste of my valuable time

sarutobie:
My first babe in uni then, her own scope was " I want to come and read in your apartment "..she came to my apartment alright, but read she no gree read again.. We begin read ourselves instead ..something happened along the line and we broke up..she tried the reading trick again to get back to me..I let her stay till 8pm,she thought her hackneyed trick will work like before..she was disappointed when I told her " it is late already, let me see you off"...unfaithful daughters of eve!

Hahahahaa funny u

HateU2:
Without looking at the moniker, I know it's tosyne.2much againn mtchewwww.
Lemme open my eyes and see .

You mean mere looking at the topic you already knew I'm the writer?

KingRex1:
tosyne.2much na this thread u been dey tok about?

Yes na dis thread I been dey yarn u about

Even though ladies are naturally born pretenders that act like they have no hormones and don't want to sleep with men despite the fact that they also fantasize about it as much as men do just that we label ladies that are blatant about wanting to have sex all sort of names.

However, I will say and always continue to say that ladies want sex as much as men do just that they are very hypocritical about it for the fear of being ridiculed.. As a result of this, they use body language and sarcastic statements to pass across the message.

I know that many of us are very sensitive to decode and read meaning to these statement

Without wasting time

10 Statements Ladies Normally Use To Lure Guys To Bed

1. "Promise me you will not initiate Sex when I come"

Some ladies will tell you to promise not to do anything silly when they come. This is a usually a sarcastic statement they often use to test a guy if he's indeed a man. Just when you invite a lady to your house and tells you on the phone that you to make a solemn not to initiate sex during her visitation, be sure that she's only being sarcastic. This is common with teenagers

2. "I don't like Dull Guys"

I have been tagged a dull guy by many ladies an this is because I don't have the courage to initiate love making, or perhaps, I don't even know where to start from. As a matter of shame, when a lady visits me today her chances of paying me a subsequent visit is very slim. One even visit me last year and after she had spent five hours with me she began to ring to my ears that she hates to visits dull guys. Could you believe she called me as soon as she got to her house and started using sango and ogun to swear for me if I ever call her.

3. Your lips are Sexy

To lure a guy into love making, some ladies will keep staring at you and will confess that your lips are sexy and conspicuously succulent. This means that she wouldn't mind locking lips with you.

4. "Don't tell me your joystick has Erec.ted ?"

Another way many ladies lure guys to bed is that they will focus on your joystick region just to know if it's above its default state.. The moment your obviously frustrated joystick exceeds its normal level, she will shake her head telling you how disappointed she is, and that she never expected your joystick to be erected. Most times, I use pillow to cover my joystick region so that a man of God like me will not fall for such temptation.

5. "I'm having body pains, Can you Massage Me?

To lure a guy to bed, some ladies will pretend to be suffering from body pains and will ask the guy to massage their body, perhaps their back. When the guy is massaging the back, they will instruct him to move down a little bit, down to the their butts and before you know it, the rest is history. I don't need to tell you what will happen next.

6. "Don't play Porn movie here oooo"

Just when open your videos folder on your laptop to play a movie and she tells you not to play porn oooo otherwise she will vacate the room for you. Be rest assured that she definitely wants you to say something nasty so that argument and rough play will kick start.

7. "I hope you are the only one at home?"

Prior to her arrival she might inquire if you're the only one at home and if you say "yes"; she will smile and tell you to be prepared for her "prepare for her? . Guys note that when a lady is curious to know if you are the only one in the house she definitely wants to know whether your kid brothers will not be lucifer that will cause distraction

8. "There's heat, come and fan Me"

Some ladies will tell you they are feeling heat, therefore, they need you to fan them with perhaps hand fan. When you are fanning her a metre away, she will tell you to come close jhooor, and before you know kissing and cuddling don start and the rest is history

9. "You are not Romantic"

Just when both of you have watched series of movies, played computer games, cracked jokes, browsed social sites and all that, and she suddenly looks into your eyes and tells you that you are not romantic, she definitely wants the hormones in your body to resurrect so that you can make a move. This statement is normally used to lure guys to bed

10. "I'm feeling Cold"

When a lady starts complaining about cold when the room is heating like a bakery then something is wrong. It means she wants you to come close to her. If you offer her a blanket, she will tell you to come lie beside her and the whole thing is history

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Have fun

Written by: Tosyne2much

PushPlay:
Yeah! For real. It's no big deal.

ireneony:
just tell us u are jobless and bored that y u created this thread.

Ok!
We have noticed you even tosin have notice u

u finally got our attention!

Boy bye!

Irene, make we dey enjoy the thread b4 Lalasti.clala go close am down

Abbeyunique2:
Abeg who get groundnut? i wan drink gaari

Baba wetin u find come this thread?

Stellamariss:
bad post

I don't think it's a bad post

KingRex1:
Na ur april fool prank be that?

I go drop one thread in the evening so u go believe wetin I dey talk

PushPlay:
The P.M applies to everyone. Only a few girls are gracious enough to reply that.

Not too worries. I'm sure Seun will see to your request.

But don't forget my own share if he eventually does o!

As per the foodstuff thingy, I might be stopping by around your school sometime soon.

I know how it is being a student too.

Seriously?

ritababe:
oya chib.wike tosy.ne2much aminat.508 make una come yarn us

There's nothing to yarn ooo

ClassCaptain:
Haa. Radazakaka abi what is your name

olohun o je o dafun oo

oga seun,, like tosyne2much, my food stuff don finish.. Na salt and water i drink sleep yesterday even though i no get diarohhea.

Please.. Abeg ..

Make we use Bible verse take pray for oga Seun make e reason our matter today.. At least with 10k, house go full with food stuffs nah

PushPlay:
And he finally begs.

I'm sure Seun will allude to your request.

Meanwhile, shey you see that being a misogynist doesn't pay.

At least one of the numerous girls you have used style to abuse would have Epp you.

hahahahahaha roflwkmd I swear e no pay at all oooo.. Sometimes ehn, when I send PM, dem no dey gree reply sef.. E.g ______

DeadWrong:
I really do not have the energy to type, I'd have analyzed her post and expose her foolishness. She's such the arrogant type. These are kinds of biatch that will offend their husband and would still expect them to beg. These are kind of girls I like. Let them show me the stuff they're made of, and I'll make their life miserable as they wish.

Bwhahahaha lmao

omoharry:
the man gave a good advise....he suggested that he should be more romantic and get her out of the house for her sanity..i hope you know some women fall into depression after child birth?the woman gave birth five month ago..and there will definately be all manner of homonal factors involve.here also...like someone said..did he even ask this woman if she had a tear during child birth and the sore still yet to get healed? (i am sure you wouldn't know becos you are not a woman and you are still a bachelor) I believe the woman also does the 5-9 job...abi? did you ask this man if there is a help in the house that will help her out with the baby? do you know if she does all this by herself and without any asistance from her husband? does the man even asist in any way to aleviate the work load from the woman.both physically and emotionally? he comes to be as a selfish husband who only caters for himself only...for crying out loud what energy will the woman have left to satify her man at this early post-nata stage with all these afore mention factors conbined.communication is key here.let her husband talk this out with her to see the reason behind her action..is not by cheating that will solve the problem..it will even make it worse.. women dont just clam up like that against thier husband..there must be an underlying problem yet to be resolved. women cannot respond well to sex when they are upset with thier husbands.

Nice one

lolaed:
You are not so smart after all