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igwegeorgiano:
in addition the guy will say " come and sit on the bed and feel very free"
insert porn movies for u to watch
will put on only boxers so u can see the drilling rod in btw
will laugh loud at every words u uttered even when its not funny
make some subtle moves like touching ur hair ur bossom ur earlobe and your rubbing ur back

Charmerbeautylooks:
Hmmmn, I can't b tricked to bed wit all these. B4 him go reach 3, I don Waka tell am say I dey come bak, say me forget smthing.

FlawlessRebirth2:
SO?



WE KNOW ALREADY...WE JUST PLAY ALONG WHEN WE TOO WANT THE STRAFFING

skarlett:
tosyne.2much no like sex? O di egwu hope say you know say today na sunday o

I'm very serious oooo

Lemme quickly go straight to the point without beating around the bush

Ladies, 10 Signs A Guy Will Sleep With You When You Visit Him

1. His Friends vacate the room

Just when you get to his place and his friends start going out of the room one after the other until you are left alone. This has already been planned prior to your arrival. Don't think they left at their own discretion, he don already cut eyes give dem make dem comot

2. He asks what you're wearing

Just when a guy is curious to know whether you will be wearing a skirt or trouser to his house then be sure that he will definitely sleep with you when you visit him. Naijaboiy be like, " Ireneony abeg no wear trouser come my house oooo"

3. He demands you don't bring Your Friend along

When he tells you not to come with a friend because he doesn't want your friend around; there are no two ways about this, he certainly wants to sleep with you when you visit him and doesn't want any barrier

4. He calls his Friend to keep your Friend's company

Some ladies believe the presence of their friends will server as security, therefore, they bring their friends along as custodians not knowing that some dudes are way too smart to handle such a situation. A very smart dude will call his own friend to come and take the daughter of Jezebel you call your friend away so that they will be alone.

5. He Dips His hands into the pockets to form a gentleman

I'm very guilty of this act even though I passionately detest sex ( nobody should question me on this ). When I'm inside the room with a lady and the moment my joystick begins to rise above its default level as a result of sex intrusion into my mind. As an anointed man of God, I will just dip my two hands into my pockets and stylishly take a scroll outside after which I will return back when my obviously etec.ted joystick returns to its default level

6. He Increases the volume of the home theatre

Another sign a dude wants to sleep with you is that he will switch on the home theatre and will increase to the maximum volume so that neighbours will not hear your moan when the show starts. Vizkiz will not deny this

7. He offers you chewing gum

This is done probably to cleanse your breath before kissing takes place

8. He stylishly Locks the door

A proverb says " a dog that enters a lion's den should be ready to face the consequences. However, just when you enter his room and he goes straight to the door and GBAAAM !!! . Even if heat wan kill two of una, he will never open the door.. You don't even need Seun Osewa to tell you that he wants to sleep with you

9. He forces You to take alcohol

Another sign is that he will force you to take a little amount of alcohol so that he will accomplish his mission before you gain consciousness

10. He goes out to buy something that has "no name"

Just when you visit a dude and he takes an excuse to go and buy something (name withheld) and when he returns back you can't seem to see what he went to buy. Make we no deceive ourselves na Gold circle egbon go buy ooooo!!! ... Even If you ask him what he went to buy he will definitely lie that he wasn't able to get it.. Oga Ronald4lif I throway salute oooo


I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Happy reading... Have fun!


Original writer: Tosyne2much

fairlyusedpant:
naija.boiy- maybe he might be free
cute.hector- your good friend, maybe he can help out
tosyne.2much- that is if he is not thinking about the next 10 types of this topics to post, then he might be free
and some other of your friends here like rosalienne

donbenedict:
the baba of romanceland himself..

I greet you how fa?


Wat's been happening mehn? Ur posts aren't frequent today.. any issues?

Baba, na sch things dey take my time jawe... I go try roger one thread maybe 2moro sha

joeace2020:
tosyne.2much over to you for the counter thread

Lemme leave the counter thread 4u baba

okuneddie:
Tosyne seriously u wicked.....lol

lodscott:
those boobs look like birds that hav been shot down from the sky.

shiimah:
The day I went to Moshood Abiola Poly, I was so ashamed of myself. Infact, I wept for our education. That was the first time I could see saw someone in HND1 struggling to interact in English.
The Poly ile-ife Ile-Ife is another heart breaking academic institution, the student was my neighbour then... Common to write informal letter, she will run to me for assistance.. Her spelling is zero, command of English is zero and the worst is that they aint willing to learn.
I'm not surprised if ND2 student of poly ibadan Ibadan did this coz its in their blood.
No offence meant and please don't quote me.

Your comment reeks of disparity.. Now lemme show to you that you are not in anyway different from the lady who came to you for letter writing

Benikuuse:
Silent first lady of the time. It has been long since i heard from her. Unlike our former first lady who was popular than the president

dapsonlou:
The guy is not ready to court you, he just want to have sex with you and move on. I guy that wants to have a relationship with you will wait at least 3 to 4 months before he starts to complain.

I once stole a girl from my cousin because he was complaining she's a Virgin, he didn't care he just called me mumu for waiting. I waited 3months before she gave it to me and we dated 2yrs. We broke up briefly and my Cousin who hated Virgins started sleeping with her go figure lol.

Baba I like this ur testimony oooooooo

nepapole:
Op....i like ur dp..gimme d nombr of that girl on ur dp.

So you mean say the OP na troll?

ghostwritter:
abeg sharrap!! if ur boyfriend dumps u, must u take it out on all of us? ashawo pikin trying to instigate our faithful girlfriends against us. OLORI BURUKU...OMO ALE JATIJATI

Egbon die die now... Epe yi ti poju ooo

dulux07:
Nawa. O. At d end Who is he now going to marry. A stranger
He is still going to marry his gf na

D koko is, If all ladies were virgins, definitely all guys will b virgins too.
Ladies should try as much as possible to avoid sex till marriage.

If every lady is a virgin I'm sure you will still be a virgin

edetty:
He didn't say all girls with multiple piercings, he simply said how to recognize a girl dàt wld soon become a runs girl,not a runs girl already, it's just a lazy write up that looks like he is generalizing, wch he/she isn't buh just too lazy to state the percentage, if I say for example,, "akwa ibom girls are so damm beautiful", doesn't mean all,buh prolly the higher percentage of them are to qualify that statement, forgotten wat part of speech that belongs to BTW,buh hope ur cleared now?

May God bless you bro... What these ladies fail to understand is that what you have inside of you will definitely show outside

skywalker240:
dats ma nigga.....but no 10 is a runs babe already na....





Oya without much ado, to add more,

when they take selfies on social media, bbm,facebook,twiter,whatsapp..etc...THEY POST LIKE AN HANDICAPED FELLOW




AND DO THEIR MOUTHS LIKE THIS,.........

bwahahahahahahahhaha roflwkmd lmao Ooooboi that your pix funny die ehn !


I just show my padi and him sef dey burst laff

uzolexis:
you will definatly know an educated illiterate by their comments and you my friend cannot be helped....my heart goes out to you

soulpeppersoup:
That is how they see those with multiple piercing. You can't change their view about you anytime they see you irrespective of who you are and how you see yourself. Worst still, they will not come to tell you how they see you. If you want a better public image, you should know what to do now with those piercing.

You can't change men opinion. Don't make that mistake. You will just be used no matter how long. You will only cry. But you can change yourself.

uzolexis:
Illiterate guys and their nonsense stereotype.....mtchewww
Multiple piercing and bleaching now means you are a runs girl No wonder we are still very backward in this country,we judge pple based on physical appearance and won't give them a chance to express their potentials...
I have double ear piercing and even a nose stud but I know who I am and care less what anyone thinks.

ireneony:
thanks

Irene darling

Pamelayoung:
This write up is baseless

Adaure4ever:
I disagree.. Physical character is Not a basis of determining a person moral level.
Some quiet introvert girls are very bad secretly esp. In a bit slutty way with Boys.
.... Runs girls has no physical determinant or character.
That girl you see having a tatoo, showing many flesh may be a virgin But that quiet one that is always doing "am holier than thou" maybe an associate prof in Bedmatics and Kwokirikwo science.

tico1212:
Her profiles will read. ..... matured minds only

Bwahahaha roflwkmd lwtmb This one funny oooo

ourchoice:
My sister, life generally is based on generalization/stereotype....people judge you first from your looks even before you say a word....so always do your best to look decent it is better for you than looking suspicious and claiming that u are good inside....not everybody have time to come close to you to know if you are good inside or not...they will just pass judgment on you and kill you self before u defend yourself.

For instance, if there is a crime in an environment, and the Police arrive the crime scene, believe it or not, Police will first arrest any guy with dreadlocks and putting on tattoo before they take a glance at a guy on low cut with no tattoo even though the guy on tattoo may be innocent while the other is guilty...but that's life.

We judge people first by their physical appearance before we even hear them talk.

Many ladies have lost their true love and husband because of how they look and dress....putting on tattoo.....piercing their ears in multiple places, putting on belly ring, nose ring, etc...these things make a lady look wayward to the whole world...take it or leave it...they aren't good for you as a lady....if you are pretty, you don't need to pierce your nose and wear nose ring, leg chain, tattoo and multiple earrings for a guy to notice you....


No mother will be happy if his son brings a girl putting on tattoo....multiple earring, nose ring and leg chain home as wife to be...the mother will surely advice the son not to marry the girl.

And all guys, including celebrities u think love those things won't marry a girl wearing nose ring, etc....they will go for the decent looking girls... those bad and cunning guys will only hail you...call you fine girl, hot chick, sweetest girl, classy babe, babe weh know wasup, etc just to fool u and take advantage of u....when they are ready to marry, they go searching for those reserved girls who don't put on leg chain, nose ring, belly ring, tattoo, etc....check well.

It is more honorable for a lady to dress moderate and decent than to overdo things by copying culture she doesn't really know the implication.

Tattoo
Leg chain
Belly ring
Nose ring

are big turn offs to 99% of men all over the world....I mean real men, not men looking for sex and one night stand, go and figure it out

kennygee:
That multiple piercing part is a Big Fat Ugly Lie.

See them ! Dem go fault the write-up sha just to justify their acts