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rafcrown:
STILL GOOD FOR NOW BEFORE BIKINI WEARS.

She won't wear bikini nah she's a married woman for crying out loud


Na all these young models fit do that one

dotmanxp:
guy hell fire does not exist.

Topestbilly:
Start spitting it out, social media is your friend

Michellla:
if i dont like you,yes

maureensylvia:
A star fell down from heaven,and landed in our arms with all of mommy's sweetness,and all of daddys charm dreams come true Cannot describe our joy!

With radiant smiles And sparkling hearts,We welcome our baby boy.

Michellla:
ahh.see you.its very real,some girls just arent nice at all.

Assuming I propose to you, would you do the same thing?

Cutehector:
staged? Tosin if I hear.. b like say babe neva turn u down proposin befor.

I no fit just imagine wetin go happen if girl ridicule me like that

Beckytee:
hmmm! am speechless. its not up to DAT na soaking garri ke,God forbid

Haaa ! So u no fit soak garri with your boyfriend?

WiLdFLame:
When A Lady Says Yes; What She's Actually Saying Is No....U Dont Mean He Should Be Ban Right? When Did U Start Beefing D Mr 10 Things Guy? Dont Tell Me U Have Started Having Crush For Him Oo? Tosyn2much U No Smell Anything?

HateU2 once said she's crushing on me


HateU2 oyah come and deny ooooo

MRNipples:
well mine was when i was 15years old, there was one night at abt 11pm when my mom sent me to purchase coca cola 4 her, after getting it, on my way back i saw a woman coming towards my direction, i felt awkward seeing her but ignored, so she walk pass me and i greeted her, she did not answer but when i looked back the woman was gone, as in she dissapeared, if u see my raise ehn.

spixytinxy:
tosynetomuch jubreal guy don pay for ur drink ooo, me go soon close ooooo bt my girls dem stil dey, ur moni na 25k now, dat tosynetomuch too like paraga d way fish like water. Abbeyunique2 owo mi da

Hahahaha wait ooooo !!!! Shey the 25k na to bleep one of your girls or na for paraga?

jubrealguy:
madam. madam, abeg no tell me say u ready close tonight ooo because na here me wan do my vigil add tosyne.2much money join, comot abbey.unique2 own, jow much e b lik dat

Egbon, e no go bad if you control olosho too, as body no be firewood

tayo60:
My mother died three wks ago. So five days after her death around 1am, i couldn't slp. Dn i noticd d air dt was blowg in d room i slpt was intense. I observed dt a figure left d room i was to d sittgroom. I initially tot it was one of d ppl we slpt together dt woke up. So i raised up my head to c who d person was, lo and behold i saw my mother's ghost sittg on a chair directly opposite d bed i slpt lookg at me. I wasnt afraid seeing her cos i knew she cam to check on me.

jubrealguy:
oya,make una add everything up, how much.........madam no tell me my orijin don hot nor my isi ewu cold, e joor ma......e ma fa werey loyan oo (no go draw mad woman breast oo)

Egbon, make I sit beside you make we follow shayo small

AyamConfidence:
you don forget say you be virgin? How e take happen

Baba, you don find me come here again

Donmams:
Dear Frank, your statement makes little sense. You starved your wife of sex for 3 weeks and she is so disturbed she had to attack you in this way.
However what i find funny is that your wife who u claimed is sleeping around suddenly turns around to retaliate for starving her of sex. I would think if she truly slept around she would care less whether u slept with her or not. Sex starvation would be the least of her problems.
It appears it is you who is the victim of your wickedness to your wife. You should come up with a better story.

AyamConfidence:
Tosyne.2much...nice list oo but that religious aspect wey you put no jell...even if Deeper and MFM guys no sabi woo...we Witnesses jasi o but na only say we no wan do....Eeeeeehhh find it difficult ke...abi na the girls dey find it difficult to resist sef...take time o...unless i go toast your babe o

Na him be say u fit woo cockroach if it wears a skirt?

Diddyydiva:
Why will you do that nah ?






Of course not , you are just a guy who likes to state the obvious

Mbkite:
Tosyne.2much, ngeneukwu what do u think?

Tell us your salary first

Diddyydiva:
Tosyne2.much are you truly guilty of this?

Of course I'm guilty


Dolapo, do you also agree with the OP that I'm a misogynist?

PushPlay:
How can you too explain this?

Just like many other Misogynist layden threads you and you partner have created.

A girl asks for a simple recharge card because she needs it and thinks you're a friend she can easily turn to.
A simple sorry I don't have or no I can't.

You now came to show the whole of Nairaland how a girl begged you for recharge card like it's a crime to do so.

Bwhahahahahahha Nawa 4u oooo

PushPlay:
From the recent comment made above, you can all see that this unaccomplished ex-yahoo boy and EKSU graduate has a lot of grouse with women.

Someobody must have chopped his money and cleaned her mouth without a wet d*ck to show for it.

That's the only reason a dude can become as misogynistic as this. Come on!

See as una dey dis discuss joystick and kitty-cat issue. Smh

Kustin:
I beg tosney2much, why is it that all ur post is always 10 . Mr ten things

I'm promoting the 10 thing ministry

QueenValerie:
Ha! You an front page!...
You don't even care you on the list.

It's all for fun na ... How would you describe the Romance section without a thread of this nature?

funlord:





Cc: naij.aboy and tosyn.e2much!



Abeg next time try to spell dia names correctly! No fear.................. Lmfao!!!

So you even tell OP make he correct my name wella


So you are in support of the OP's ministry?

It's hard-wired into our psyche that only well to do guys are highly attractive and therefore, have the courage and what it takes to actually approach/woo a lady but the truth of the matter is that if you are wooing a lady with genuine intention, even the most articulate and confident guy can be rendered into anxiety and panic for possible outcome rejection and embarrassment.

The ones who really have no romantic commitment and are only in for sexual intentions are never nervous wooing a lady even though they might not admit it. They subconsciously act like badoo and see any interaction as a route to sex with that lady.

However, when guys decide whether to approach a lady, they normally calculate their chances of rejection correctly/incorrectly, thus overestimating their chances of rejection especially when a beautiful and sophisticated woman is involved

Enough of my lamentation; now I shall discuss the kinds of guys that find it difficult to approach/woo a lady

1. Virgin Guys

Some of us are not very confident and are usually very timid when it comes to expressing our love for a lady we deeply love. Though some of us may form badoo on social media but other there, when locked up inside the room with a lady, all we discuss is Olajumoke, the bread seller, and Saraki, who declared fake assests.. Often times, when I see a lady I deeply love, the thought of approaching her troubles me that I will have to hide somewhere and will beg my friends to woo her on my behalf

2. Scholars

Believe it or not, most scholars tend to have boring social life. This is because they focus on their books more than anything else. Though ladies flirt with them for academic prevalence. After graduation, some of them may not even be able to approach a lady. Na their mumsy dey woo on their behalf. The worst scenario is that some of them will bag first class and may not be able to locate where the kitty cat is, at the age of 35 .

3. Short Guys

Don't get this twisted cos it's not a maximum generalization that all short guys are unable to approach/woo a lady. All I'm trying to say is that, research have it that short guys are usually very confident when approaching a lady, just that they are likely to find it difficult to approach a lady who is much more taller than they are. Let's assume a guy is 5ft 10inch, approaching a lady of 6ft 2in won't be easy. Vizkiz can testify to this

4. Introverts

Introverts are as shy as virgin guys and are usually timid and nervous when it comes to approaching/wooing a lady. Even when some of them come across a lady they have serious crush on, for them to open their mouth in sealing the deal is a thug war of contest. Some of them cannot even decode greenlight or utilize opportunities. Some of them are usually in a boring relationship


5. Stingy Guys

The notion that Nigerian ladies are usually at the receiving end often makes me refrain myself from wooing ladies. Stingy guys are not very good in showing love because we know that no lady in her right sense of reasoning picks handsomeness over wealth. As a result of this, they employ lie to gain the love of a lady. Often times, if I have the intention of wooing a lady and she asks me for recharge card, I go just pick my slippers begin grab race.

6. Pastors (SU)

Though, I take exception to some pastors who are veteran wooers and can woo anything woo-able. Some of them no dey gawk themselves that they can even snatch the girlfriend/fiance of a brother in the church. When they spot a member they have interest in, they will go straight her telling her how God revealed to them she will be their wives. On the contrary, most of the pastors in Deeper life, MFM, Jehova witness are likely to be poor at approaching/ wooing ladies.

8. Grammatically Deficient Guys

Someone like me who can't construct proper English often cram and rehearse what to say before approaching a lady. Take for example, let's assume a chronic Ekiti guy like me wants to woo a Lagos babe, it's usually a thug war of contest because I will be very mindful of my grammar; I will try to fake confidence and will eventually mess up at the end of the day. Our inability to speak fluently in English often makes say ru.bbish when approaching/wooing a lady

9. Mummy's Boy

They won't say a thing while chyking a girl without mentioning their mum's name. Everything is all about their mother promised to take them to Dubai provided they score 160 in JAMB. Such ideology will make a lady have negative impression that her boyfriend is nothing but an immature boy.

10. Low Self Esteemed Guys

Guys with low self esteem don't have what it takes to show their worth to a lady, therefore, they see money as the only tool or escape route to get the lady they desire. These kinds of guys are likely to find it difficult to approach/woo a lady cos their philosophy is that, money is all they need before they can ask a lady for a relationship


I drop my pen at this point


Enjoy the fun


Feel free to add yours


Original Writer: Tosyne2much