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Fashion › Re: When You Have No More Waist To Sag On (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2016
fflamingo:
ban is smelling grin cheesy
He knows he can't ban me wink
Fashion › Re: When You Have No More Waist To Sag On (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
How come the guy bears facial resemblance with Se.un Osewa ? cool
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by tosyne2much(m): 8:07pm On Feb 12, 2016
Hailings to all the prospective corp members in the house cool
Nairaland General › 10 Categories Of People That Regularly Patronize Herbalists by tosyne2much(op): 5:36pm On Feb 12, 2016
[i] [quote]I was actually reminiscing about the past when I used to be a regular patronizer of babalawo, and this provided me with an incentive that led to the posting of this article. Anyway, the Bible says when a man is in Christ, he's a new creature. Behold old things are passed away cool

Without wasting your time, below are the categories of people that are regular patronizers of herbalists

1. Politicians

In Nigeria, politics is never a child's play. That's why 99.9% (please don't ask me the source of my statistics) of people who want to prevail in the game of politicsoften go through one or two forms of rituals to be famous, for protection against unexpected harms and dangers that may arise, to curse/crush their rivals and for known other cause. Like one of my lecturers always said before he bit the dust; an average politician in Nigeria is deadly and can kill to get his way to the top.

2. Runs Girls/ Prostitutes

Gone are those days when we used to hear stories of how prostitutes were used for rituals. But now, if care is not duly taken prostitutes will be the one to use their patronizers for rituals or use their fortune. Besides that, they sometimes patronise the herbalists knowing their lives are in jeopardy as regards their nature of job, they seek herbalists' help for protection against potential ritual, diseases, destiny-rippers and sometimes unfortunate beings. To all prostitutes patronizers in the house, If you are very observant, you should have noticed different mark of incisions on their body.

3. Over-Jealous Girlfriends

Whether you believe me or not, some extremely jealous ladies who want nothing to keep their men only loyal to themselves seek the help of herbalists just to tie their men down; especially when they know that their boyfriends cannot be trusted and may propose to another lady, therefore, they do all sort of things to keep these men. Some, however, seek native doctors to render the joysticks of their finace impotent the moment they intend to make out with other ladies or bleep other kitty-cats.

4. Yahoo Boys

Whether you believe me or not, the larger percent of yahoo boy consult herbalists for effective work flow and make them un arrestable. This reminds me when I went to a herbalist's abode sometime a decade. You need to see the way the herbalist quickly discharged me immediately this yahoo boy stepped in. I guess this was because the baba don know say shi-shi no go comot for my pocket.

5. African Footballers

These ones are always hovering at herbalists domain, especially those ones that want to climb the ladder of success in their football career. This is common with Nigerian, Togolese and Senegalese players. The funniest part is that, upon all their rituals to get to the top, they won't score more than two goals in a season; no award for the year; no nomination, neither will they win a trophy sef. I don't want to mention their names

6. Street Fighters/ Thugs

This reminds me when I used to be a thug on the street. I and my fellow thugs used to consult various herbalists to make charms for us so that we will be invulnerable to gun shot and bottle when chaos arises

7. Husband Snatchers

This assertion may not be 100% valid, but to a reasonable extent, it is. I have seen desperate husband snatchers patronizing herbalists so as to snatch the husband of another woman.

8. Fake Pastors

The Bible already predicted that many pastors will arise and use His name to perform signs and wonders. Some of them are always twisting the word of God in such a way that it will bring money to their pockets. They are always preaching about money and success every now and then. These people patronize various herbalists for powers to perform miracles just to scam gullible christians

9. Traditional Leaders

In Nigeria, I'm yet to see a traditional leader that is not fetish. However, they patronise various herbalists every now and then to appease to the gods or for a successful tenure.


10. Celebrities

This is common with many of our hip hop artistes but most common among fuji artistes. Before the fame, they patronize the babalawo for being known from all circle of life. After the fame, with regard to nature of fuji music demands that singers should protect themselves from invincible arrows and other spiritual weapons being channelled by their rivals. That's why they always patronize herbalist so that they can prevail and last longer in their music career.

Feel free to add yours


Original Writer : Tosyne2much


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/02/10-categories-of-people-that-regularly.html
Education › Re: Idogho's Picture Used For Obituary-Protest In AuchiPoly by tosyne2much(m): 5:24pm On Feb 12, 2016
EngrE:
Make he nor be like say the almighty tosyne2much nor comment SMH. Is dis dis how u go about making comments without reading the post SMH...
I swear I no take time read the write-up cheesy


I was actually dozzing off when reading it ystdy nyt cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Yoruba, Igbo And Hausa Lesbians Make Passes At Me – Dayo Amusa by tosyne2much(m): 1:46pm On Feb 12, 2016
justmenoni:
Our men sef dey try sha:

That’s the way men are. They can tell you, you are the only sugar in their tea. Don’t mind them. There’s honey they are mixing with it.

I know tosyne.2much is guilty of this as well and irun.obo
Me ke? cheesy You are not ryt ooooo cheesy
Politics › Re: Abisola Kola-Daisi Wears N15million Wristwatch (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 12:54pm On Feb 12, 2016
Can you see what our politicians are spending public funds on?


But wait oooo !! How come Obama's daughter don't display these things ? cool
Education › Re: Idogho's Picture Used For Obituary-Protest In AuchiPoly by tosyne2much(m): 12:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
chynie:
can actually read?
I don't get u bro
Education › Re: She Graduated As An OND Student, See What She Got From Friends - Photos by tosyne2much(m): 8:57am On Feb 12, 2016
oyeezah:
How is this a way of celebrating one's success? Couldn't they have bought her gifts or taken her out? Hmm mm, thank God unilorin banned this
I guess you are getting it wrong. No one said this is the right way of celebrating one's success. They were only trying to be defensive, saying that the celebration of success knows no bound no matter how little it may look to other people. Hope u get me?
Education › Re: She Graduated As An OND Student, See What She Got From Friends - Photos by tosyne2much(m): 8:45am On Feb 12, 2016
banio:
Life is relative. Who knows her struggles to achieve this wonderful fit. May U continue to appreciate God for more great things and favour that will come your way.
May God bless you my brother
Education › Re: Idogho's Picture Used For Obituary-Protest In AuchiPoly by tosyne2much(m): 8:44am On Feb 12, 2016
mainstreets:
She is the Rector of the polytechnic. She is not even dead. Its the lecturers that are even protesting. They hvn't been paid since December, they also claim that she is corrupt n evil, favouring only few of her cabal.
The picture above is that of second campus of the polyrechnic, it was named after her, Philipa Idogho Campus, dts wat the lecturers r destroyoing, anytin that has her name on it, they dont want to see.
Now I get cool
Education › Re: Idogho's Picture Used For Obituary-Protest In AuchiPoly by tosyne2much(m): 12:58am On Feb 12, 2016
This is really terrible. When a lecturer dies or impeached and you see students doing something of this nature, it clearly shows that the lecturer is a spokesman of the devil cheesy


Cc

Lalasticlala cool
Education › Re: She Graduated As An OND Student, See What She Got From Friends - Photos by tosyne2much(m):
BIGTinfotech:
OND?!!.
Now I can see why there's a discrimination in the labour market between OND, HND, and BSc.

With apologies to those who went to some very great Polytechnics like YabaTech.

To think that they're feeling like they've arrived sef. Mtcew.
This comment is totally unnecessary... What has discrimination got to do with this for Christ's sake ? And to say that this is the cause of the discrimination in the labour market clearly shows how myopic and a sodomizing ret.ard you are. These things are happening everywhere be ye universities or polytechnics, so I don't know the morale of your derogatory comment


In a much as I don't support this poo; mind you, SUCCESS is SUCCESS no matter how little it may look, so to think people should celebrate their success in a minimal way just because you feel what they are celebrating does not worth it clearly shows you really need to grow up and start seeing life in a new dimension


Just as I often say, STUPIDITY is also a free gift of nature but I always try not to misuse mine
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Travelled Out Without Telling Me by tosyne2much(m): 12:39am On Feb 12, 2016
refiner:
I fink so....cos d prayer of guys nw!

I lie!huh
Thank God I'm not like that cheesy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Travelled Out Without Telling Me by tosyne2much(m): 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2016
refiner:
u ought to be happy nah!....at least u won't spend any money for val!......lucky!
Hahaha cheesy


That he won't spend for val is enough reason to be happy shey? cheesy
Pets › Re: I Saw This Dog Die by tosyne2much(m): 11:18pm On Feb 11, 2016
sweatlana:
The easiest way to know a wicked person is how they treat animals.
No kind person will let a living creature suffer like this.
God bless u for your effort op
Seconded !! cool
Romance › Re: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by tosyne2much(m): 10:33pm On Feb 11, 2016
emmijes3:
really? U stay very close to ebrumede?
Yes he stays very close to Ebrumede cool
Romance › Re: How To Spot Girls Looking For Boyfriend At Lagos Restaurants by tosyne2much(m): 10:26pm On Feb 11, 2016
vivaciousvivi:
2 front page topics in less than 24hours that are not only entertaining but actually make some sense. Inclusive of the fact that you write well. Naijasinglegirl has now become the much improved female version of tosyn.e2much!
I like you girl cheesy
I have been on sabbatical leave.. I will definitely drop a thread 2moro cheesy
Crime › Re: Herbalist Uses Women’s Pants, Bras For Rituals Nabbed (picture) by tosyne2much(m): 11:14am On Feb 11, 2016
yetseyi:
Its because of people like these that some ladies cant spread undies outside for the much needed sunlight.
U no lie at all cheesy


One of the reasons why I'm afraid to spread my boxers outside cheesy
Crime › Re: Herbalist Uses Women’s Pants, Bras For Rituals Nabbed (picture) by tosyne2much(m): 10:58am On Feb 11, 2016
Samexdx:
See tosyne.2much below me ooo... grin
make we dey expect 10 type of people that will celebrate val on sunday
Hahahaha cheesy


Egbon, I just say maaa come do survey here cheesy
Crime › Re: Herbalist Uses Women’s Pants, Bras For Rituals Nabbed (picture) by tosyne2much(m): 10:46am On Feb 11, 2016
Yeye herbalist cool
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do Y'all Have Stretch Mark On Your Buttocks? by tosyne2much(m): 10:41am On Feb 11, 2016
Love Machine:
No matter how hard i am,once i see stretch marks on a girl's butt i will lose interest instantly.It's a big turnoff to me.
Baba, haba ! No dey discriminate against ladies with stretch marks na cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do Y'all Have Stretch Mark On Your Buttocks? by tosyne2much(m): 10:39am On Feb 11, 2016
reallest:
Thanks jare,ur head dey dia
Ur own head sef dey dia cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do Y'all Have Stretch Mark On Your Buttocks? by tosyne2much(m): 10:38am On Feb 11, 2016
marvelous000:
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This is my own personal theory to ya question(straight from GETTO)grin.

Human body has it own elastic limit just lyk normal elastic you know.
When the skin can't contain the "expansion", there will be strain which result to stretch marks.

Now, females have soft skin compared to guyz wey na natural kpako by naturegrin. The only exception na mostly ajebutter and semi ajebutter, wey dey blend anyhow without exercise.

stretch marks only appear on the soft part of the body e.g buttock,around armpit, lap, around waitin dem dey call the pivot wey near elbow self, back of the leg, breast etc.
The aforementioned are the softest part of the body, so! Can't withstand much elasticity,due to excessive growth that those part can't handle.

I don't actually blame females with stretch marks,bcs of their nature. But a guy with stretch marks is a lazy babylon to me.
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Lwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Would You Wanna Go Out With This Valentine? by tosyne2much(m): 9:08am On Feb 11, 2016
vivaciousvivi:
grin grin grin vexed much?
Ehn now !

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