skarlett:



Damn! You take nairaland way more seriously than you should, take a chill pill bruv

On the contrary, whether you like it or not, what you portray here is what you are in real life.

JoeBlocks:
On the contrary, whether you like it or not, what you portray here is what you are in real life.

K

Alezy:
I will shoot somebody oh....warn him

Lolz.. Me I guess, huh?

Are u for real? What if there is no catch?

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

ashmanpolo:
When the Maga finally talks to them, they start ordering for gizzards, chicken and big big fish wey tall pass some small children.

Bros you wan kill person with laugh??

skarlett:



For sure

skarlett:


K

Potassium to you too.

Realhommie:
Lolz.. Me I guess, huh?

lolz. ...That's the Bae.

Alezy:
lolz. ...That's the Bae.

Cool... I actually got no ill intentions honestly, we live very close, like a few mins walk so just wanted to familiarize.

Alezy:
lolz. ...That's the Bae.

hmmmmmmm!!!!

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

U? omg this got me cracking

Realhommie:
Cool... I actually got no ill intentions honestly, we live very close, like a few mins walk so just wanted to familiarize.

really? U stay very close to ebrumede?

Realhommie:
Cool... I actually got no ill intentions honestly, we live very close, like a few mins walk so just wanted to familiarize.

smiles...no explanations Bro, dont mind me oh.

enjoy yourself. ...I just said that.

emmijes3:
really? U stay very close to ebrumede?

Yep, told yu earlier i live along DSC express...

Alezy:
smiles...no explanations Bro, song mind me oh.

enjoy yourself. ...I just said that.

Hahahahahaha... Na me you wan tk shine abi, if i break ur head. Lol... I thought yu were serious, anyways nice meeting you.

so chioma wants a bf

Realhommie:
Yep, told yu earlier i live along DSC express...

yeah u did

vivaciousvivi:
2 front page topics in less than 24hours that are not only entertaining but actually make some sense. Inclusive of the fact that you write well. Naijasinglegirl has now become the much improved female version of tosyn.e2much!
I like you girl

I have been on sabbatical leave.. I will definitely drop a thread 2moro

emmijes3:
yeah u did

Hvn't checked ur mail iv guess.

emmijes3:
really? U stay very close to ebrumede?

Yes he stays very close to Ebrumede

chigoizie7:


Too emotional

eyah

sorry
don't check it again

emmijes3:
This shiit happens everywhere not just restaurants....peeps in warri who go to shoprite often would knw what am talkin about..imagine. Seein a girl with heavy make up ,short gown,with sky scraper heels..coming to shoprite just to buy always ultra....like wtf.they r very easy to spot..and I enjoy lookin at their faces when they leave disappointed...

coughs

ashmanpolo:
When the Maga finally talks to them, they start ordering for gizzards, chicken and big big fish wey tall pass some small children.

end time hustlers

tosyne2much:
Yes he stays very close to Ebrumede

lol yeah he does

Uv come again ....lol sha

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

AND HE IS UR EX NOW AFTER THE FOLLOW FOLLOW?? U ARE ONE OF THEM:

THEY DONT DO THAT WITH THEIR CLEAR EYE,THERE IS A SPIRIT BEHIND IT:

Sleekyshuga:

Yes daddy ..

@Skarlett, Laveda, Misspicy, advice don done.. No more fast foods .. Do It Yourself!!

cooking takes time,in fact cooking is a luxury for me this days I've got no time..


But cooking your own meal is still the best,very economical and healthy so yes I don hear

[img][/img] haaaaaaaa this post just made my day. they are everywhere you go, i think they are powered by MTN.

4watever:


Jadekitana come and tell me why you left your bf.

This your moniker sef sounds like a compound name.

Means you never player Mortal Kombat. Jade & Kitana...

Sleekyshuga:

Stank ? Never noticed!! My problem with them was poor Customer Service .. Those girls can be as mean as f**k .. They treat customers with disdain, forming ontop their cap and polo oo, for food wey I go pay for ..

I knew immediately a new and better outlet pops up, Sammies would be dropped like hot potato, and so it happened.. It's as dry as a desert now, except the new comers or those who want to have their 'towns meeting' , no one goes ere.. I still love their moi moi .. It remains the best..

An alumnus?

That moi-moi, ehn.

Lol @dry as a desert. They really need to rework that haunt. It was very stinky in there back in 011. I can only imagine it now. People crowding everywhere when they had nothing to do. The
polo peeps there were pretty nice, though - they gave me a free ice cream , perhaps because they were scared of catching my conjunctivitis.

I don't even know who still goes there. I once stepped in before customers came, one early morning when I was looking for change and wanted something to eat, and met old chicken crumbs from the pervious day still in the food trays, and one of them came out to dump in some recently warmed chicken and attend to me. Behind her the filth in there shocked me - mud tracks and other scary looking dark things.