₦airaland Forum

ygenius:
thats really true..i could remember 2years ago a guy who sat beside me request for extra sheet in JAMB.....u know what I was oppressed

asuustrike2009:
You said it all. Asking for extra sheets in most cases doesn't give you high grade especially when the lecturer has many scripts to mark. Most lazy lecturers just read the first line before awarding marks and if it doesn't make sense, you would loose so many marks as they will get bored of reading your long essay

GFUBY:
Honestly I like your write up for admitting they category where you fell into. But then I can tell you for sure that you didn't belong to those groups you mentioned

Is that what you think bro ?

MNDY:
LWKMD! Una no go kill pesin 4 dis Nairaland with laff fa!
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I've bookmarked this and I must show it to my coursemates, especially they who are very fond of collecting the extra sheets

Abeg show it to them

Engineermbugame:
lol i belong in 1,5 ,nd 6 in sec school. Not yet in university.wel shaa i miss ur article keep it up

Bro, may God grant your heart desires and grant you admission soonest

IamLEGEND1:
LIAR!
That àss is everybody's 'type'

Lmao

Rukkydelta:
I really don't know. But maybe you can be of help to the op

I'm not experienced in this aspect oooo

Rukkydelta:
Leave the girl if you know you can't cope with her kind of standards. They are many girls out there
Cc: tosyne.2much [minister of women affairs ]

roflwkmd you are just so funny


And you think I'm in the best position to answer this?

bayinq25:
I dey fear to love up o,make vizk.iz no expose me oooo...hahahahahaha...baddest

Na me go expose u baba. I kuku sabi ur alternative account

Mhizkel:



Airforce1, welldone oh!
How could you have gone to the extreme just to raise your dying popularity on NL?

You're the one operating the pinky's account, and you post pictures of you and some random chick, deceiving yourself.

Dude, it's time for you to grow up.

Hahahahahaha roflwkmd


Mhizkel, so u sef dey follow bash OP?

Bbsharon:
so this is the Airforce1...I imagined you to be very handsome.



You are too popular on Nl to look this average.


Nawa for this Nl o so I cnt air my view again...see mentions abeg and those of you that cnt do without insulting am sorry u wnt get the attention you want cos I wnt reply. ***cheers***

hahahaha. Funny u

blackjack21:
Dear op, there's great difference between educated and intellectual.

we can say that; all intellectuals are educated buy we cant say that all educated are intellectuals.

we cant say that a Hausa, Yoruba, German or a French man is uneducated because he can't speak English.

so stringing a sentence in English or any language must not be used as a yardstick for measuring education or intellectualism.



so sue me?

Gbaaaaam !!!!

AngelicBloom:
i belong to no 5

I already knew that many nairalanders will claim they belong to num 5

cizy:
I used extra sheet when necessary and I don't belong to any of these categories (because I ain't no scholar neither am I a dullard), so Mr. I think your topic/post is crap...

By the way, what do you call a person that uses extra sheet and gets A in courses s/he used extra sheet or be the best in such courses? I too know still right? See mentality abeg...

Evathyst:
It's Tosyne.2much again!


10 this, 10 that!


Well, wetin concern agbero with Overload? Na to make front page sure pass!


Will be back to comment, or even be like sey I don already comment self.

It's me again !!

I have carefully and systematically observed quite a fairly few sizeable number of students who request for extra answer sheets in the exam hall, and writing exam yesterday actually gave an incentive that led to the birth of this article

10 Categories of Students That Request for Extra Booklets During Exam

1. The Oppressors

These categories of students will always top a list like this. They request for extra sheets primarily not because they actually need it but to subject other students to undue pressures making them look like they know nothing. I wrote a very tedious exam yesterday that threw me into a condition where I was looking up to heaven to provide answers to the Greek look alike questions, when this dude subjected all of us to undue pressures by requesting for extra sheets, making us feel like we have only come to school not to learn but for excursion . Please, join me in prayer so that the lecturer will score me well.

2.. The Photocopiers

This is the category where I belong (as I no sabi book, at least, I suppose sabi copy well na) The photocopiers will copy the copiable answers of both friends and enemies regardless of their GPs (whether the GPs of those they are copying are 0.92, 1.00, 1. 1.25, for all they care) as long as their pens are busy. They will add the answers gotten from Noah to the one from Jarus, joined to the one from Seun Osewa, Wristbangle and Oliviaarims. Before you know it, they will write more than anyone else. When their booklets become voluminous and can no longer contain answers, they will request for extra sheets

3. The "I too know"

During lectures, these students will sometimes argue with lecturers and create argumentative scenes in the class; they ask both relevant and irrelevant questions in the lecture hall with a view of gaining publicity. They will ask questions during lectures and will still be the ones to answer it themselves (how ironical? ). You would think they will hit first class/distinction because of their display of vast knowledge in all courses. They will go into the exam hall with this same character. When a lecturer asks " Lucidly define Constitution". They will continue to write and write and go off point; they will narrate how Moses delivered the Israelites from Bondage; and how King Solomon married 500 wives and lusted after 300 concubines; they will even add Biblical references. When their booklets have been filled up, they will request for sheets to finish up their bull-crap.

4. The Story Tellers

They share similar characteristics with the "I too know" students. The story tellers can't explain or define theories without telling stories to justify their answers. Their stories and digression get their booklets quickly filled up.


5. The Scholars

Of course, these ones are undoubtedly very brilliant. They will logically, lucidly and analytically answer exam questions and may demand extra booklets when need be. When they request for extra sheets, be sure that they will get nothing less than an "A", unlike the "I too know" crew who would demand extra sheets and still end up with an "E"

6. Masquerade Carriers

In case you don't know, masquerade carriers is a synonym for "expo colonial masters" who are talented in carrying 'expo'. They are so skilled that they will still manoeuvre their way out even if thousands of invigilators are deployed to their exam hall. They will request for extra sheets, smuggle it into their pockets and will take it to their hostels. They will copy answers on it for the exam they are having the next day.

7. The Competitors

They say life is a race, if you don't run fast, you may get trampled.. The competitors dwell in this notion that life is a race, therefore, when they spot a student requesting for an extra sheet, they will also request for extra sheets so as to compete with that person

8. The Wetty-Palm Students

The size of their handwriting font is as big as Olumo rock; just two answers, their booklets don full. A blind man won't even find it hard to read their booklet at a glance. But dont be suprised that some of the petty-wetty palm student will get capital 'E' and 'D' when the results come out.

9. The Misspellers

I also fall in this same category. We are called misspellers cos we aren't good in spelling. Often, I even misspell my own names, department and course title and I will have cross it out and look at my school ID card to write correct spelling of my own name. By dint of our deficiencies in spelling, our booklets becomes so rough and illegible to read, hence, we cant help but demand for new sheets for fresh work

10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point




Original writer: Tosyne2much

Naughtysite:
What of " K " , " Yea "... ?

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. There's no need whining me... Doesn't really change anything. Got my pride nd humility in sync, if u know what I'm talking about... But, I doubt.

Of course I know. Team-V. I suppose

Oliviaarims:
And that's because?

Cutehector:
Lol chei... tosin, wit dis kyn reasoning, woman fit chop u dry ooo.. lol

Women hav needs

Olivia is a woman

Therefore, Olivia has needs.

Hahahaha


I say make I whine am small ni

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. I knew those things before. Twasn't new knowledge.

I already knew u can't be easily bleeped

LastMumu:
Question 1
Equation 1 is G + C =110
Equation 2 is G = 100C

If G + C =110

and G = 100C

Therefore, 100C + C =110

101C =110

C = 1.09

The cup costs N1.09k

Question 2 is 10 minutes (This question easy die, even me wey be mumu sef know am )

Question 3: it is impossible for him to be a millionaire.

Kudos bro !. As for me, Maths becomes a mystery to me till date

Oliviaarims:
I was expecting u'd have done ur normal contribution.. Lol.. U lost the space this time around.


I hope I'll be able to lease that land profitably o..

I was so busy, hence, lost my original plot of land to someone else. Well, better days are ahead.

I hope you have learnt one or two things from the write-up?

Cutehector:
I told a girl I have this passion for gold articles, especially rings.. cuz she spotted me wearin a gold ring on my finger.


U knw d rest

In other words, you were able to get under her skirt shey?

Mhizkel:
All true. I can testisfy to No.2
Though not a business tycoon, but an artiste.
Wizkid's cousin who actually is my casual friend.
The rate of which ladies flock around him is so annoying all because of his status. And the clown even use that as one of his wooing lines like "Hey! I'm Wizkid's cousin, you know?"


The feather brained ladies also get carried away with the gliberish and wack line. Funny thing is; they named him "WC" (Wizkid's Cousin)

GMan650:
Wait isn't that lalast.iclala in that blue shirt behind Naij.aboiy and tosyne.2much

Hope there won't be scarcity of men in Naija as people dey plan to travel to Eritrea and I'm sure PMB won't give that kinda law here.

Click 'like' if you think Buhari will visit Eritrea after his trip to Kenya
Click 'share' if you think 2baba, Wizkid and Davido will get there before him

Hehehehe. Me ke ?

emmijes3:
Tosyne2.much

Oooooh !! This is very romantic dear. I like it