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Christianity Etc › 10 Sermons That Makes The Congregation Dislike Their Pastors by tosyne2much(op):
As a very good observer, I have been able to observe that there are sermons that makes people develop antipathy feelings for their pastors which I shall discuss

Note: this is NOT a generalization of all Christians/believers. But if we should face the truth here, you might think that only the unbelievers are guilty of these acts, but I can assure you that even some acclaimed born again christians are not exempted

May God help us all cool

10 Sermons That Makes The Congregation Dislike Their Pastors


1. Prompt payment of Tithes

The payment of tithe has been causing controversy amongst christians for a very long time. You will see them looking for Bible verses that contradicts the payment of tithes, hence, twisting the Bible just to justify their stinginess. However, when their pastors lay so much emphasis on tithe payment, they may tag him a fake pastor that wants to channel their tithes to his own pocket


2. Fornication is a sin

I give this to the youth. Some youth normally develop antipathy feeling for a pastor who kicks against the act of premarital sex. They refer to his sermon as being boring, while some youths go be like, this pastor just dey talk like say him sef no bleep kitty-cat when him dey young like us. He think say e dey easy to abstain. To make matter worse, it he asks all female virgins to stop out for prayers, they can gun him down cheesy


3. Payment of First fruit offering

If you don't know what first fruit offering is; it's your first income in a year which God demands. Some christians don't want to hear this at all. When a sermon of this nature arises, you will see them looking at the pastor as he's the one that formulated it in the Bible. During this reminds in my church, you need to see the way both youths and adults were questioning the pastor. E.g, sir, please how do I feed my family or celebrate the New Year if God demands for my January salary? cheesy

4. Bench Warming

It's expected that everybody cannot be a worker in church. However, when a pastor condemns the act of bench warming, some rich personalities in the church may hold contempt against the pastor. Some have the feeling that only those that are poor and need financial breakthrough are usually the ones joining the church workforce

5. Sowing a seed into the life of your pastor

That someone is a man of God does not mean that God will throw money, foods and clothes to him from heaven, so why castigate them?. These people are human like us who also need financial assistance. When a pastor tells the congregation that they should endeavour to sometimes sow a seed into the life of their pastors, they may dislike him, hence, taging him a fake man of God that wants to extort his members cheesy


6. Gambling is a Sin

Some youths are so obsessed with Bet9ja, Baba Ijebu and the likes. They may dislike their pastor if he condemns gambling. This is because they see it as investment and will never agree to the fact that any form of gambling is a sin They call it investment while the Bible regards it as a sin. Period ! cheesy


7. Participating in the church welfare donations

I have observed that some Christians even criticize their churches for the enormous tuition fees paid in their universities. When their pastors preach about them participating in welfare donations, it may annoy a proportion of some people in the church, hence, making them keep their money in their pocket. They will be like, what's the essence of donating when I no kuku fit even afford their so called university

8. No sinner will be pardoned into Heaven

Yes we know that hell fire is real but some people hate it when their pastor lays so much emphasis on it. They prefer their financial prosperity sermons to hell fire sermon. Some of them are like, this man doesn't know that it's not easy to do without sins especially in a country like this

9. Sunday school Attendance

Many church often say "your Sunday service is incomplete without Sunday School". When their pastor utters this statement, some people are like, you just dey talk your own ni. Na still my normal time I go dey come church. After all, I'm not a worker so what's my business with Sunday School ? cheesy


10. Add the last one


I drop my pen at this point

Original writer: Tosyne2much


Cc
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/10/10-sermons-that-makes-congregation.html
Family › Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by tosyne2much(m): 12:33am On Oct 25, 2015
When I was still very young, each time I told my dad I wanted to go spend few days with his family member, he would always discourage me using lame excuses


Now I know what he was avoiding


OP, sorry jawe. I feel you pain
Phones › Re: Infinix Mobility Set To Launch A Powerful Smartphone After HOT 2 by tosyne2much(m): 12:10am On Oct 25, 2015
queenfav:
From the specifications,am predicting it would be sold within 45-60k.
Will you buy one for me ? cheesy
Family › Re: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by tosyne2much(m): 12:03am On Oct 25, 2015
porshuch:
I experienced such with my aunt, Now her kids come to my house during holidays. Though I hv forgiven her, when she asked for forgiveness. I really saw hell.
When you become rich that's when you will see them asking for forgiveness smh
Family › Re: Meet Woman Who Had 7 Babies In 5 Years by tosyne2much(m): 11:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
EfemenaXY:
And yet not one single mention of birth control in the entire write-up.

When would Nigerians learn? They touched on how much of a financial struggle it was to cater for their kids shortly after the birth of the twins - and yet they kept humping themselves silly without protection and were rewarded with quadruplets.

Oh well, I guess poverty sits well with some folks .
Hahahaha roflwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by tosyne2much(m): 11:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
All I know is that, only government officials retire, thieves don't. This rules also applies to someone who cheats in a relationship


An unfaithful fiance will always be an unfaithful husband. Only deliverance can make such a man desist from that act


OP, abeg use your brain ooooo.. This is to let you know that thieves don't retire. Use your head cool
Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by tosyne2much(m): 11:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
Anyss:
Omo dis world is wicked can u imagine? Guys be like; "u lucky he's using CD,he respects u", "it aint cheating cos u guys aint married" like seriously? Anoda anoying dude be like. " u sure no guy's also sexing u?" Christ. Is dis howw naija guys tink? And wwen dey catch or suspect a gal with a guy u here tins like "hoe" "ladies r all hooes" "ladies been cheating since 13ad". God help women from these demons called men. I swear if anyman tryme eeeh na dry fasting for im head ooh. Lolz
hmmmmm !
Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by tosyne2much(m): 11:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
missyadorable:
Lol..even woman wrapper like you is also claiming to be an exception.
There's nothing special about kitty-cat. Only kids derive joy in bleeping various kitty-cat cool



Kitty-cat does not becloud the sense of reasoning of a matured dude me cheesy
Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by tosyne2much(m): 10:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
missyadorable:
Op,You are a very lucky lady and your fiance is a very good reasonable man...

He is bleeping other ladies,its not a big deal.All men do that!

Besides, he doesn't even owe you any faithfulness.

Your husband after taking vow of fidelity will still bleep other women..the difference is using protection.

You should be happy and thank him whenever you find condoms in his bag,drawer,wallets.

I congratulate you for having a man who knows and understands the implications of unprotected se.x and he is taking necessary steps to protect himself and YOU from STIs including deadly HIV and also prevent having kids from side chics

What else do you want a man to do for you? Isn't that enough?

Stop making a big deal outta nothing.

No man bleeps only one woman!!

If you are looking for a man who will be 100% faithful to you,take clay and mould him and make sure you don't give him a deek.

HML in advance!!
Wait !!! Are you implying that no man bleeps only one woman ? shocked


Mind you, I'm an exception to that cool
Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by tosyne2much(m): 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ray360:
Dear OP, it's ridiculous to know that a man you have been with for 3 years is a chronic philanderer with Zero modicum of regard for your feelings and worth as a prime woman. Is he Using those Condoms on you or on those harlots out there with no scintilla of woman virtue?
Call him to order and lay bare your grief at his Philandering Lifestyles, Your wedding is just months away and this doesn't bode well for you. cheers.
Nice one bro cool
Romance › Re: Ladies 10 Things To Know That He Came For The Body. by tosyne2much(m): 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nice one OP cool
Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Beautiful Houses (Photos) by tosyne2much(m): 7:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nice one jawe
Romance › Re: Embarrassing Dating Experience by tosyne2much(m): 5:04pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lemme book this plot of land first cool

OP, how u doing ?
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Most Popular And Influential Nairalanders In 2015 by tosyne2much(m): 5:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nuellah02:
Waiting patiently cos I want to be in the first page when it comes out.
You have to be at alert then cheesy


It's possible I drop one tomorrow morning
Education › Re: 10 Funny Economic Way Most Nigerian Students Survive On Feeding by tosyne2much(m): 4:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
falconey:
grin
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I think say na only me sabi do am ni oooo cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Most Popular And Influential Nairalanders In 2015 by tosyne2much(m): 4:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nuellah02:
Oga Tentacles, when will your next list be out?
Hahaha cheesy


Well, I actually thought of dropping one this evening, just that my head didn't boot at all. I can't think straight jawe cheesy
Education › Re: 10 Funny Economic Way Most Nigerian Students Survive On Feeding by tosyne2much(m): 4:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
I dey come with my list cool
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Most Popular And Influential Nairalanders In 2015 by tosyne2much(m): 1:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
Abigurl:
for your mind
Ehn now tongue

I should be delighted you know cheesy
Romance › Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by tosyne2much(m): 1:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
1994 ke ? Wey I still dey pry one then cheesy
Romance › Re: LADIES BEWARE: TOP 7 Evill Things Guys Exhibit In 2015. by tosyne2much(m): 12:24pm On Oct 24, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
you are 27years old you must have done 6 atleast. undecided
And you think I'm 27 ? cheesy


Btw, who told you that?
Romance › Re: LADIES BEWARE: TOP 7 Evill Things Guys Exhibit In 2015. by tosyne2much(m): 11:48am On Oct 24, 2015
Thank God I don't do all these cool
Romance › Re: What's Going Through His Mind(photo) by tosyne2much(m): 11:44am On Oct 24, 2015
sinaj:
Lol
Wait o! Wots up wid d kisses grin
Long time madam cheesy
Romance › Re: Advice Needed:should He Continue With The Innocent Or Good One? by tosyne2much(m): 11:35am On Oct 24, 2015
Swissheart:
...yes,very well...how about you?
Yeah I'm just good


I still haven't gotten ur reply
Romance › Re: Prophet Allegedly Dies From Thunderbolt (magun) by tosyne2much(m): 11:22am On Oct 24, 2015
Another man of God just bought a mansion in hell fire with his hard earned money cool
Nairaland General › Re: Top Ten Most Popular And Influential Nairalanders In 2015 by tosyne2much(m): 11:12am On Oct 24, 2015
OP, I'm delighted to see my name on that list

Thanks bravo cool
Romance › Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by tosyne2much(m): 9:18am On Oct 24, 2015
I will post mine now. brb cool
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Very Dirty Lady Today. by tosyne2much(m): 11:06pm On Oct 23, 2015
I really felt sowi for the lady. I'm pretty sure it happened unconsciously

But wait ooooo !! Why are the ladies avoiding this thread ? cool
Jokes Etc › Re: When She Asks For A 3rd Round. Lwkmd by tosyne2much(m): 10:41pm On Oct 23, 2015
MissAssy:
Thats what you get when you claim alpha on the game
cheesy
Romance › Re: My GF Always Reduce The Volume Of Her Phone When Receiving Calls by tosyne2much(m): 10:30pm On Oct 23, 2015
cindykaey:
Seems all the guys on NL are now dummies undecided

Creating threads to ask useless questions . . My gf this my gf that ......mtcheeeeeeeew angry
hmmmm !
Romance › Re: My GF Always Reduce The Volume Of Her Phone When Receiving Calls by tosyne2much(m): 10:28pm On Oct 23, 2015
OP, and you think you are in a relationship ?

Truth be told bro, you are single oooo
Romance › Re: Advice Needed:should He Continue With The Innocent Or Good One? by tosyne2much(m): 10:23pm On Oct 23, 2015
Swissheart:
yes bro......I tried replying but dunno wat went wrong,got yours though
Eeeeeyah


Hope u are gud sha ?
Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by tosyne2much(op): 9:47pm On Oct 23, 2015
Lucky4real28:
They were funny
U dey mind her ni? cheesy

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