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Now let's discuss 10 ways people stylishly sleep off in the church but pretend they are not

1. They Bend Their Heads As If They Are Praying

During long prayers and by the time they become tired abnd start feeling sleepy, they will sit down, bend their heads and will start shaking it like agama lizard. This is to deceive the congregation and the ushers that they are also praying..

2. They Wear Goggles

Na dis one common pass among youths. When they want to sleep, they will wear their goggles (usual black shades) and focus on the preacher as if they are so much interested in the sermon. This is just to deceive the man of God himself as well as the ushers that they are feeling the sermon. The only way you will know that they are sleeping is when the preacher asks them to prophesy into the life of the person sitting next to them.

3. They Focus On The Bible

To avoid the usher disturbing them from sleeping, they will open their Bible to a random chapter and focus on it as if they want to check a Bible verse. They sleep under the pretence of reading the Holy Bible just to avoid distraction

4. They keep Nodding their Heads

Some of them are very smart that they keep shaking their heads like agama lizard to every word the man of God is saying. It's not like they are listening but to deceive the ushers. They will quickly take a nap and quickly return to a conscious state before the ushers come around

5. They Lie On The Floor

Some people will go as far as lying on the floor appreciating God for he has done and before you know it, from dia dem go divert go sleep

6. They Fold Their Arms

Some will fold their arms in disguise, then rest their back on their chairs and off they sleep

7. They Go On Their Knees

Some of them will go on their knees, rest their heads on the chair and will sleep off. Funny enough. I used to be guilty of this act

8. They Abuse the Ushers

Even though it is obvious they are sleeping, they will still pretend they are not. If any usher taps them on the shoulder they will heap curses on him

9. They Hide At The Back Rows

These ones go sit down for back seat in case sleep
show face cos dem no want make anybody disturb them.

10. Feel free to add the last one


Happy Sunday fellas


Thanks for reading

Have fun

Originally written by: Tosyne2much

Sabrwahaqqo:
Your reasons are well absorbed and I think I can relate very well with you. The fact that you don't want to settle down and get caged by the prison marriage is understood and apprehended quite alright.

However , with time your notion will change . You'll get to understand what life stands for as the advanced social animal that you are. That life is way bigger, grandiose and outrightly complex than the way you perceive it to be.
That its more complex than your thoughts can ever see or your sentences can ever express. That our fathers and forefathers weren't at all stupid when they adopted marriage .
That it wasn't that their hormones suddenly shut down or that they didn't want to be free like a wild horse too...
Just few years for life to teach you about himself using agents like family , society , experience and responsibility.
Then, nobody will teach you why you need to marry. Either to be mono or polygamous will just be a matter of choice or circumstance.

You saved me the stress of typing


God bless

slimmyjimmy:
Wonderful!

Na so bros

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Did this Make front page? [/color]

E neva enter FP ooooo

bqlekan:
hehehe.. I dey fear monikers wey just register this year.,,

Baba no be only u oooo


I swear I dey fear all these new female moniikers, especially the ones wey the profile pictures too fine

Hazardd:
Op, the truth is that am sure the girl don't Love you base on your story....
So i will advice you to stop being her maga to avoid more future heart break... Am sure he saved your number in her phone with "my foolish he-goat" as your name..... next patient pls

Hahahahahaha roflwkmd


I don use laf wake people up here oooo

redgem:
Lol..... How possible is it?

Very possible you know

ronald4lif:
Nicely written and well thought out. Well done Tosyne.

Thanks my biggest boss

Harmthe:
all i know is that as long as punny dey dere, no advantage at all.
guys using handkerchief to cover ugly girl face since time immemorial.

Bwahahaha roflwkmd


See as I dey tear laf

bqlekan:
Make I book space first.. I trust wristbangle, him go don pick the no 1 spot

This your list dey somehow oo oga tosyne.2much.. nah ugly girls plenty for oloshos nowadays.
Maybe the stare point is true sha.. and who said they are well cultured? You never jam winchwinch

Baba no mind me jawe

iamrealdeji:
Op's writes this like Tosyne2much

Oh seriously ?

redgem:
Crushing on an ugly girl?

Ugly ke ?

Dey dia make pant dey wear u

AdeniyiA:
Abeg which girl get this your number ten as benefit ?

In fact big chairs and stones on your head

bqlekan:
The kind relationship between you and tosyne ehn... FTC no sure for external source on your threads... diaragods

Hahaha lwkmd


Na you go be FTC on my next thread

Randyhot:
Ones she gat a kitty... Nothing else matters ....worse come to worse, u can always use the pillow to cover her face..

Bwhahahahaha roflwkmd


So na pillow u dey always use cover her face ?

MhizDeedy:
lmao at number 3! Tosyne2much sure as no type


On nairaland: no 1 will think of investigating ur acct to say u re fake or impersonating to be someone else cuz they know if u re to impersonate? U wil sure pick a pretty picture

I know my Swthrt is pretty

redgem:
Points void

See my crush don quote me oooo

I have seen many articles on the merits attached to being a beautiful and an adorable lady, so I decide to come up with this counter thread.

To a broad view, beauty and ugliness have its good and derogatory sides, and I trust that many of us must have read so many write-ups about the favour, undisputed attention and preferential treatments beautiful ladies often receive.

As a general rule, they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but let's not deceive ourselves; the eyes of the beholder or not, it does not change the fact that some ladies are below the beauty level. (Can a dwarf be regarded as a tall person?)

Note: This is not a generalization of ugly ladies, but an average sizable number of them.

Lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Benefits of Being Ugly As A Lady


1. Higher Chances Of Virginity Retention Till Marriage

This may be true but not so true. Though ugliness is not a determinant of a keeping one's virginity or abstain from s*x, but to a minimum extent, when a lady is extraordinary ugly, she's most like not to be the chase of kitty-cat obsessed guys flooding every street, hence, making her lack the opportunity of getting laid


2. Less Promiscuous

When a lady is very ugly/not pretty, there's high probability that she will have few number of toasters stalking her both online and offline, and this might make her stay focused in her academics and other things, unlike beautiful ladies on campuses who are being swayed and distracted by the chases from their fellow students or lecturers, hence, making them lose focus in their academic pursuit.

3. High Chances of Finding True Love

This is to say that any guy that asks her for a relationship see beyond the mere look of a lady, and he's likely to love her against all odds even though his friends castigate him saying "so na that sukurat wey no even fine u dey date now?, you fall our hand ooo" This reminds me of the way wristbangle rebuked me when I asked a lady with a terrible tribal mark on her face on a date

4. She May Not Have Trust Issues In Her Relationship

Since her boyfriend knows deep down in his mind that his girlfriend is not in any way pretty, he might be in Abuja while she's in Zamfara, he need not worry about someone else bleeping his girlfriend.

5. Well Cultured/Behaved

Yoruba adage says, "if a lady is not pretty, at least she should be well cultured/behaved so that people can see beyond her looks. From this adage, we can deduce that, to a large extent, ugly ladies are somewhat well cultured/behaved (though not all), unlike pretty ladies who are stereotyped to be pompous and proud

6. Little Or No Gold Digging Habit

My research and findings have shown that not so pretty ladies barely gold-dig guys, because the chances is very slim. Many at times, money is not their criteria for choosing a guy

7. Financial Benefits

A beautiful girl financial approach is more likely to be turned down unlike that of an ugly girl. The suffering is already hidden behind the beauty, but even if an ugly girl is financially stable and she tells you the opposite, you'd believe cos the look itself is already poor

8. Less Spending

An ugly girl is less concerned about her looks/body, unlike like beautiful girls, who are always conscious about their faces, skin colour, etc. Some ugly girls even save more that beautiful girls. They've got plans of doing other things with money rather than spending it on their looks and perishable parameters. A beautiful girl can even go hungry just to keep the beauty going

9. Public Stare

An ugly is free from public stare cos no one would wanna keep staring at an unpleasant front and back side. They move freely, unlike the beautiful ones who are always scared of going out cos of the stare/public harassment. Reminds me of a beautiful girl in high heels shoe. The public stare was unbearable for her, she mistook a step, and fell flat to the ground. What an embarrasement! At such, ugly girls gat no worries. They are free to do the ''Naomi Campbell'' walk without people staring


10. Feel free to add the last one

I drop my pen at this point


Oyah keep throwing chairs and stones

Runs out of thread

Have fun

Originally written by: Tosyne2much

Rumpelstiltskin:
I am not surprised either. Kubwa is filled with a lot of prostitutes from pipeline to wazobia to woman boku to liberty hotel to movida. The desperation in the eyes of these daughters of Jezebel is enough to convince you that they can kill. What a useless way to die?

Bwhahahaha roflwkmd

Kachisbarbie:
It's fallacy to talk about changes in modern love with focus on women, like the men didn't evolve. Our fathers are totally different from the modern man both positively and negatively.

*A lot of our mothers were married in their prime. With little or no source of income, now a young man would say 'reasons why men marry ladies in their 30s' _ FINANCIAL SECURITY

*Our fathers didn't even come as close to our mothers house neither did she come close to his, till he wanted to pay bride price. Now tell a guy you are a virgin and watch him kill you with his doubt.

*Our fathers knew what they wanted and went for it. They didn't go about sampling different babes, then realise she has bad character.

*Your definition of knowledge and intelligence is preposterous. Knowledge and intelligence is subjective, who you see as intelligent_ I might see as 'itiboribo'(and vice-versa)


Continue giving example of rich mechanic. I wonder why my father would train me in school and I would marry an uneducated rich mechanic. Our reasoning ain't the same. Those things matter a lot in marriage.

It's safe to say, the modern man deserves the modern woman. They have both evolved.

esosa993:
I remembered when I just met my boyfriend back then and I visited him all I wanted that day was to eat fried fish with garri, when his roomate came in and saw both of competing on who will take more spoon of garri he was so surprised and asked what kinda gal drinks garri in her boyfriends house and I just smiled............ Lesson learnt is that we still exist, but i would only do that with a guy am madly in love with

tohpahz:
Wristbangle wait for mi under the mango tree ,I'd ping u wen am coming

Tosyn.e2much wait for me at the path leading to the stream

Na.ijaboiy wait for mi at the rd to the evil forest

Kin.gtom no wait for mi abeg .

Hehehehe


If I hear say you go dia

prettythicksme:
hmm lie lie ,i did not see it!

Hmmmmm


Ask the OP

prettythicksme:
Tosyne!!y copied one of my list naw? i wrote it first

See u !!!


My write-up was ready before the OP even dropped the thread

MhizDeedy:
tosyne2much

Swthrt

Midehi:
my two guys

What's up boo ?