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ElPhoche:
My brother, I feel you. I just remembered June 24th when we were expecting our final MBBS result to be pasted. Even though, I had already been told that I passed, I needed to see it on the board. See Bobos waiting in front of the notice board.for like 3-4 hours. Immediately they pasted it and I saw my 3Ps, I shouted " Oshe"....Anyway, you kbow how MBs deh be nah, no be everybody shout like me oh...

Hahaha


Thank God for ur escape

Cutehector:
oboy I see ur topic for another social network oooooo ... All these bloggers sha...

zonax:
No offence. That's "un-english" sir.

noblegrex:
I don't care whoever is apointed as the minister cos even when there was no lopsidedness I didn't see their usefulness .let him pack all of them if possible all the cows,sheep,fulani goats and all the onions in North for his administration,so long they're going to work well with him for the growth of this country and I'm going to be blessed when the country is cool.except my brother is going to be apointed as ONE.then I'm sure I'm save.

Kellyakon:
Na Amebo dey worry them, i have a friend like that, everytime you have a not-too-good result, she will dial your number sharp sharp, sometimes you pretend not to knw and flow with her, but tell her to help you flash ur Mom she will tell you she has no credit. #stupidsetofpeople.

PhunsukhWangdu:
It's the category 7 crew that irritate me the most. I usually say it that during my five years in the University the only Matric Number I memorized and can recall from memory is that of myself and myself alone. I didn't commit any other person's Matric Number to memory.

stanvesco:
op u trully covered everything.... I was guilty of ova chekin d result, detailed calculation, even bak den wen i was in college of education, i had all d results... Chai, sumtyms to over know book no just gud...
#teamSABIsabi#

Lacomus:
4gerrit yu are a one minute Man .

Waaaaaat !!!!

When I no be hen


MhizDeedy, can you hear what this man is saying ?

Lacomus:
Tosy I de hail ooo

I dey ontop my babe dey throway salute ooo

Cutehector:
Tosyne2much oya u don too dey form, hw many f and A wey u don get for ur results

Hahaha


Baba, dem neva paste my result oooo

Teempakguy:

I am number 7 by birth mehn.

So u sef follow join list

daveP:
Was forced to become no. 7 cos i resumed earlier than my coursemates.

So while on pre-expectation, i was forced to cram those who will call me ahead.


Mehn, tis a good feeling!

Na dat number 7 sure pass

debolly:
Hmmmnnn...
I don't even know where I fall sef, but I know even when I checked people's results back then I don't call it's usually "a slip of the eye"

Hehehe


Funny u

hahn:
I guessed as much

Can I post some your posts on my blog? I promise to give you the credit

Yeah go ahead bro but make sure you give credit to me

hahn:
11. They come to nairaland to share how they reacted after they checked their semester result

Sadly, I fall under the category of number 5

I went to school today and I saw part time students clustered around the department result board. I noticed their reactions, expressions and body language and this motivated me to induce it into writing

These acts/reactions are not only peculiar to my school students but also a generality/large percent of other students across our tertiary institutions

1. They Refer To A Lecturer As Being Mean

After checking their semester results, they amazingly keep their mouths widely opened like someone who lost his Bet9ja ticket. They will analyze how cheap the questions were; how they finished before time; and how they attempted all the questions correctly. They will blame their lecturers saying they barely crown the effort of students no matter how they answer their questions correctly, if not, they ought to have been graded an "A"

2. They Leap Praises On Themselves
Just because the y were fortunate to hit high scores while others did not, you will see them walk-bouncing and parading the class, raising shoulders and praising themselves just to intimidate others that did not perform so well

3. They Start Crying
As we know thatI observe that guys barely cry after checking their results, but the ladies deserve a standing ovation for this. After checking their results, they will place their hands on their heads crying and sweating profusely as if they just lost a relative. They will keep checking every five minutes expecting their grades to change miraculously

4. They Put Blame Invigilators These ones will always blame their failure or low grades on the strict invigilators who prevented them from girraf-ing, or communicating with their friends, and/or insufficient time. if not, they ought to have scored at least a/an "A" or "B". When they score " or F", they will say, so this man gave me D despite what I wrote; but when they score "A", they will say that is what they deserve

5. They Will Cross Out Their Names

These ones will check their results and would act like they have passed but will come back later at night to cancel their names and grades

6. "Thank God I Did Not Carry The Course" Crew

These ones will go straight to d end of their results to see if there is any carry over before even checking grades proper. You will see them go on their knees singing praises to God that they narrowly escaped CARRY OVER. I call them LET MY PEOPLE GO crew

7. They Check The Grades Of Other Students
The ones might have crammed the matric numbers of most students must while some might have even compiled the list of all students in a piece of paper and will bring it along with them when result is released. You will see them come under the disguise of checking their results, when if fact, they are checking that of other students.


8. They Console Others
These ones will check their results without even saying anything. Either they fail or pass, no one knows.
You will see them consoling their colleges who have failed.

9. They Stay Miles Away From The Result Board
They will come and stay few miles away from the board waiting for other students to vacate the board before they check theirs. This is because they are not sure of themselves and they don't want the breeze to expose the anus of the fowl


10. Feel free to add the last one


I drop my pen at this point

Thanks for reading

Have fun

Originally written by: Tosyne2much

donbenedict:
And after these girls will b comin in nairaland and b formin Behind for us.. Nonsense



Cc; nigeri.anium, fa.lconey, agaraw.u23, tosyne.2much, ronal.d4lif

TheSuperNerd:
Honestly, it was a shocker not seeing the name, "Safarigirl" on dat list. It was kinda preposterous. Even several of the names mentioned by Friedplantain and Safari honey are definitely some of Nland's popular ones.

As 4 me, I know my place here. Like I've always told them in d U-20 thread on d sports section, I'M LIKE A MORULA COMPARED TO PEOPLE HERE WHO ARE 2yrs or older on nairaland. I only came in on may 23 this year so I'm 'practically' still a Newbie myself on dis forum. I'm not trying to get any1's applause wit dis, I'm just saying, truth be told, the OP got it 65% wrong on my scale. Not dat I'm qualified to make such a list but if one's a brilliant observer, u can distinguish d elders 4m d newbies lyk masef.
But of course, duration alone is not d criterion 4 popularity on nairaland but it's vital coz dis forum is approaching d 1.5 million mark and trust me, u cant meet a quarter of dis number in just 6months or even a year. But I also believe 'Content' and 'Substance' oozing 4m one on dis forum dat influences a lot of pple 4 good shud make such popularity sensible.

But in finality, I ask this... WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT IN MAKING SUCH A LIST?

This is primarily a forum 4 shared knowledge and information not a popularity contest. But of course, in a gathering of thousands and millions it's no crime to see a few stand out....... Be it for good, be it for bad. It's kinda inevitable...

delectablegyal:
Tosyne2much Misssclassy Farano

I'm right here observing in stealth mode

tohpahz:
Tosyn.e2much

Come and see ur partial name sake oo..



Anyway anybody that feels shaken deserves to feel so..

Na so I see am oooo


I don rush view the babe pix.. She use style make sense oooo

HerexG:
I'm yet to see a more down to the earth and simple governor like this man

Even for my common local government chairman to pass by the road in our community the whole environment would shake as though the president himself is coming. I have never for one day seen him before, yet they call him Local.



Governor Fayose is simplicity personified, a governor of the people, to the people and by the people

Bwahahahaha roflwkmd lmao


Baba you really made my night with laughter

UnknownT:
Lol, this reminds me of the ENGR I worked with briefly last year. Two weeks to pay day, he would remind me that "Shey next two weeks is ur pay Day?". But pay day will reach and he wouldn't say anything. Hour would only pay like 2 weeks after pay week, after I must have borrowed to sustain myself

Hahaha


The bolded got me cracking