Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 5:29pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
kayceemadu9: The ones that would stand right beside you ,looking at what you are writing...They make you so uncomfortable and nervous.... hehehehehehe
Not only you jawe.. I feel very uncomfortable and nervous when an invigilator stands right beside me looking at my booklet while I'm writing |
Nairaland General › Re: Who's Your Personality Of The Year? by tosyne2much(m): 5:27pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
oluwadanie1: On nairaland: tosyne2much... I actually started liking him when I lost out in the first round of the Mr nairaland's competition and he opened a thread consoling and then encouraging people who lost out. Also his unending funny lists are worth liking about him.
Outside nairaland: Olamide(Badoo) & Prof. Wole Soyinka Bro thanks.. I'm humbled |
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Single by tosyne2much(op): 5:08pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
2SWT: Tell me what's up sweet ? |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 4:29pm On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 8:59pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
jworos: No. 7 got me cracking up, in my school if an invigilator catches u cheating n u fill form, they're paid 10k, so they don't accept apologies at all, most especially those non academic staffs... They also pay them 10k in my school.. The moment you are caught, they will start u treating harshly as if you stole N1, 000, 000 |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 4:26pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
misshoree: I knew this would be tosyne2much.he ll never stop creating 10types thread till jesus will come  are you saying you knew i created this thread even b4 opening it ? |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
armadeo: I think its more like 10 types if students in exam halls cos one lecturer can do all that in one exam hall. lwkmd roflmao
If one lecturer dey do all the 10 for exam hall, na die be dat oooo |
Romance › Re: Who are Those Romancelanders You Love Reading their Posts by tosyne2much(m): 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Just here to observe things from a coconut tree |
Nairaland General › Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by tosyne2much(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Hahahahahahaha this hilarious
You made my day with this write up
*I dey come now* |
Romance › Re: Pastor Bisi Adewale Reveals 16 Foolish Things Girls Do In The Name Of Love by tosyne2much(m): 12:21pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
Click like if you believe ladies will see this thread as bullshit and will never turn a new leaf to what the man of God has said |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:33am On Dec 29, 2014 |
KingTom: Something about this girl just dey trip me 
#Woman wrapper  KingTom, no come use ur woman wrappering derail this thread ooooo
Make you commot for my thread ooooo |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 11:27am On Dec 29, 2014 |
Emodeee: students dey gbadun number 9. Those kind of invigilators always mk d exam exuberant. No interception, smooth conversation with ya friends, exchange of expo, giraffing is allowed. D examination will be super sweet. Dats when u will c student coming out of the exam hall smiling. As in ehn, guys go just dey smile like say dem chop 1960bet  |
Romance › Re: True Or False: Ways To Win A Girl's Heart Today by tosyne2much(m): 11:18am On Dec 29, 2014 |
OP, pls change the title to " How To Win A Gold Digger's Heart Today " |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 10:25am On Dec 29, 2014 |
Maximillian1: I was abt 12 years old when this kinda stuff actually took place..I went for a friends birthday party and when it time for the celebrant to dance,the MC told her to call out a guy to dance with.knowing fully well that I could not dance,this girl called my name and I did not respond..adults in the ceremony were all looking around to know the guy that was called but I maintain for my seat..then finally the MC held the girl and told her to take him to the guys seat so as to bring him out..fear almost finish me for that spot and I quickly stood up to run to the toilet and some of my friends held me down to my seat..I was begging them not to allow this happen and I was almost crying praying for the ground to open up ..but finally my bestie stood up and took my place..come and see the disappointment on the girls face...I was already sweating by then o The bolded got me cracking real hard |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 10:03am On Dec 29, 2014 |
vizier007: the non teaching staffs/graduate assistant that will be behaving as he is the H.O.D.
the ones that will come and be reminding you of the remaining time as if their lives depends on it.
the ones that will come and rearrange everybody.
and the departments that will carry everyone in their department including the cleaners to come and invigilate you.. bwahahahahahahaha lwtmd lwkmd See water dey commot for my eyes.. Chaiiii  |
Romance › Re: Who are Those Romancelanders You Love Reading their Posts by tosyne2much(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2014 |
SuperMartins: -Oboy..tosin's post is very readable and enjoyable.. -Lalasticala.. -Kachisbarb Jxt them.. hehehehehe
Bros thanks ooooo ** dancing shoki ** |
Romance › Re: Who are Those Romancelanders You Love Reading their Posts by tosyne2much(m): 8:54am On Dec 29, 2014 |
MhizVee: Uniben.student,tosyne2.much thanks miss |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 8:33am On Dec 29, 2014 |
Syphax: [color=#000000]This Tossyne2much's ten types thread is getting stale.[/color] No vex bro |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 7:42am On Dec 29, 2014 |
Holywizard: de one who climbs/jumbs frm seats to seats knocking,slapping,beating & finally tearing students scripts hahahahaha lwtmb |
Education › Re: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 7:18am On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 11:36am On Dec 29, 2014 |
holatin: until I see ten type of olosho, ashi ,prostitude and run girl will I shout and say WETIN !
Eeeeehhhhnn !!! 10 Types Of Prostitutes ?
No be me go create that kind thread. Abeg swerve go sexuality section |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 7:15am On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 8:41am On Dec 29, 2014 |
emusmith: Two of you, stop this rubbish joor! it's not something serious.. It was just a playful fight |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 7:04am On Dec 29, 2014 |
BecaciaBarbie: I decided not to reply you....but I wanna see the pepper and tomatoes 
Small boys and the word "Swerve" laff no go kee person this morn lolzzzzz.....
I enjoy teasing kids like you sha.....especially kids wey dey think say dem don mature  Hahahahaha see you
Eeeeehn thank you.. You wan derail my thread shey ?
**Holy ghost fire I cast and bind every derailer of this thread**
Abegi e don do jhor. This is not a good way to start the day. Good morning jhor |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 6:52am On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 7:13am On Dec 29, 2014 |
BecaciaBarbie: You wished!!!! When Men are talking....you ought to keep mute....no be your type we dey talk about... little kid! Someday you'd also be a Man...but first....face your books 
Now off!!!! are you exempted from reading your books as well ? Swerve go BRT lane abeg
** Quote me again and I will show you pepper ** |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 6:43am On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 7:12am On Dec 29, 2014 |
BecaciaBarbie: Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Now this a joke!!!! joke of the century!!!!!
See this kido ooo!!!!! This pikin wey dem just born yesterday!!! Lmao....
All these small boys for Nl sef! Seeking attention from a mofo like u? U gotta b high on something! U wey I fit born Nonsense!!!!! Common go carry your books and read...school resumes soon you know...little poor kid 
Now...run along before I chase u with my koboko....small boys sha !!!!! Smh hehehehehe see you. You small jhor..
You no pass babes wey I dey date, only if you be gold digger  |
Romance › Re: Things You Do That Make Guys Refer To You As A Gold Digger by tosyne2much(op): 6:13am On Dec 29, 2014 |
iampartyboy: I wonder why a human being would want someone who said "stealing isn't corruption " as president  |
Education › Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by tosyne2much(op): 5:40am On Dec 29, 2014*. Modified: 10:05am On Dec 29, 2014 |
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour" That is a well prepared student
2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*
3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*
4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**
5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything
6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**
7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form
8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you
9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off
10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted
Feel Free To Add Yours
Written - Tosyne2much |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 5:23am On Dec 29, 2014 |
Went to a party like that and when it was time to dance, the MC picked me and a lady. See gbege !!!! Me wey no too sabi dance like that.
He ordered the DJ to play a song and we started dancing. I was so embarrassed 'cos this lady was just a perfect dancer and me just dey dance jejeli (I no fit kill myself na)
The MC looked at me for a few seconds and shook his head, and he said " guy why you dey dance like say na praise and worship we dey do for here ? I felt like I should run out of the party immediately |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 10:09pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
Chizzy20: mine was really embarrassing, went out wit sum frnds one of dem said sumtyn really funny nd at dat moment was drinkin water wen i heard it i choked and accidentally spilled d water on one of my frnds cloth which was a guy, all eyes den turned on me which made pple burst out laughter becos we were at a public place. My Frnd was kul abt it tho bt it was as if d ground should open for me to jump in at dat moment. eeeehya sowi miss.. I know how u felt |
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Single by tosyne2much(op): 9:58pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
lonngmann: I knw dis game...it is called hard to get  It is a costly game..it may cost u ur future husband what are you talkin about bro ?  |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 9:52pm On Dec 28, 2014*. Modified: 7:09am On Dec 29, 2014 |
BecaciaBarbie: Still dry  abeg swerve go left jhor.. You this attention seeking babe . Oooh you think I've got ur time ? |
Romance › Re: Embarrassed Yourself In The Presence Of The Opposite Sex? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(op): 9:47pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
BecaciaBarbie: Me too but didn't care, cause the guy is just a frd..I just pretended like nothing happened.
Btw the Op's story is so dry and boring...I need a good laugh I.e a better story  I resemble basket mouth for ur eyes ? Why you no go Night of a thousand laff ? |
Sports › Re: 10 Types Of People You Will Meet At Every Football Bet Shop by tosyne2much(op): 9:43pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
gabazin080: were u d one dat create a thread about d types of people u meet in an ashewo house. I nid d link pls hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd no be me ooo abeg
Btw, wetin u wan use dat kind thread do ? |
Romance › Re: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Single by tosyne2much(op): 9:20pm On Dec 28, 2014 |
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