₦airaland Forum

PrinceFromDilli:
Did she married Dalong our sport minister

Nawa for English

tosyne2much:
Runs girls pushing guys into early grave since 1200BC... So we wey don pass 26 wey never dey use motor should go and rob bank or do yahoo yahoo abi? But you deem it right for a lady to be 26 begging for recharge card and money from these same men who aren't using cars yet? *Nonsense*

No matter how serious and hardworking you are, it's paramount to know that all guys can't be destined to be a car owner at the age of 26, the same way we all are not destined to be rich no matter our labour and hardwork. It's not a curse or something, that's the dynamism of life. Maybe we need to start having a proper orientation and mind reconditioning about life and its dynamism

When you live your life with the notion that you want to become rich so that ladies will trip for you, then you are on your way to misplaced priorities

Into early graves

DMeanMan:
What is wrong with kids of nowadays?

You come on a public forum to declare that your cheated in a nationwide examination.

Not only that, you implicated 4 of your teachers.

If I were to be a Jamb Official, I will make sure you are prosecuted, with your teachers.

But then, we live in a lawless country.

The guy should be given an umbrella, a face cap and maybe different colored jamb t-shirt as their most ignorant student

This is wonderful
161 already

There are better scores head

I believe rev kings death will be a mirror to this new churches

medexico:
Whoever brought this idea of the new Fantastic 4 is a bumbling iddiot, that movie is a waste of time.
Marvel disappointed me for the first time.

Blame it on FOX

SUPOL:
Wen u talk of jamb I think u mean teenagers.

Are there teenagers on Nairaland?

Nawa for you oh!
Last year I saw a 22 year old person writing jamb.
22 na teenager

olapluto:
Nigeria army seem to be catching up with BH's evolving tactics. I really like this mobile unit. Swift and rapid strike at any terrain.

Can anyone notice Buratai's pistol around his tigh? Is that not too flamboyant?

https://mobile.twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/703681480053010433

This is wonderful
But pls don't make them too powerful to plan a coup

Fedric:
u aren't better than him.

I concur

I am also an aspirant.
I created this thread to know more about the school.
So if you have good info bout the school, pls kindly post here

Pls I need your comments on this issue.

My secondary school pal contacted me today. He told me he's now into modelling and that he goes for photoshoot once every week. He said the pay is Ok nd that he's just leaving the photo studio sef! I was happy for him. I asked him if I could see some of his past photos and he sent me these.


I just sent #lol after seeing the photos. He asked y I was laughing nd I haven't replied ever since.

ObiOmaMu:
I can't confirm how true this photo is but according to Justice, this is what a LION has been reduced to in the old Jos zoo!


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/see-what-lion-has-been-reduced-to-in.html

No matter how dry the jungle is, the lion will never eat grass.

Lol, better go chop grass before you die.
It's called adaptation nd survival tatics

Olajumoke has made many Nigerian female hawkers to be spoiling our photos all in the search for fame enh!

See what one did to my friends photo

abbertee:
ok wait untile i wrote mine

Chaii
Hope English no dey your jamb combination cus you go WROTE rubbish

viviangist2:
The Yakubu Gowon stadium in River State is witnessing an atmosphere of pomp and pageantry, as the who is who in the Peoples Democratic Party and Nigeria politics are all in attendance to witness the thanksgiving service ceremony of Rivers state Government victory at the Supreme Court.

The courageous River State Governor Bar Nyesom Wike and His State Party executives are in high spirit as they have welcomed members of party NEC, BOT, NWC, PDP Governors, Senators and Members of House of Representatives, friends and supporters to the victory Thanksgiving.

It is also an event which marks the oblivion of the APC at the State.

It was more than a universal crusade as d Pdp faithfuls in Rivers State( indigenes n non-indigenes) converged in thr various colours @ d liberation 2 celebrate d Supreme court Victory of Gov. Nyesom EzebunwoWike(CON), d stadium ws busy resonating wt echoes of voices singing victory songs n giving praises 2 God Almighty.In ds epoch festival of jubilations, Bonny ppl were nt left behind rather they owned d stadium, Hon Simon E. Hart, d Pdp chairman Bonny Lga, Hon. Ambassador Charles T Jumbo d "tear-rubber" Lga chairman, Hon Engr Abinye Blessing Pepple, d "vocal point" of Bonny in d Rivers state house of Assembly cum legislative titan, n other top political juggernauts made d event glamorous n trendy as their humility n simplicity made them join d grassroot members 2 rejoice...... Enjoy d view!!! - River state Citizen


Report By http://www.viviangist.com/photos-from-wike-s-supreme-court-thanksgiving-today-in-portharcourt

Just one question,
Y does ibu just like being OFF.

He's never on uniform

What a man

[quote “The press should avoid deliberately inciting members of the public against public officials. The Senate President and his colleagues are conscious of the economic situation in the country and will continue to act responsibly and responsively.[/quote]If they are really responsible set of pple, we shouldn't even be hearing bout them spending on irrelevant things

What a MAN can do, a WOMAN Can do better they say.
Caption this photo

gentlegenius:
On Friday Fourteenth February, Fifteen Fifty Five, Father Francis Fischers Fried Five Fresh Fishes For Five French Farmers From France......



Literature students in the house, what can you say about this?

If you have another Alliterations like this, please tell us.


Let's Learn Literature...

That can also be called pun

Lol
I laugh at jamb

Somebody will still guess and get 250

Gabaleve:
I no even fit count hw many gbagaun i observe. OP just dey turn english upside down and she dey form rich kid

Rich kid language.
She no even use any punctuation mark

Where is the bitter, the bitten, nd the nose.

I want to see it

KingEbukasBlog:
Dont just state , explain why you think its murder or suicide

It's murcide(murder and suicide)
She was killed by herself nd by someone else.

It is better for her to kill herself than to commit suicide- patience jonathan

jaylister:
who said money is nt good

Lol, the guy tall when im dey broke oh!
He entered money nd reduced in height

erunz:
http://www..com/talk/topic,283699.0.html

Na only die die die I just dey see.

The people person wet establish this rules abi law never die
When him/she or them die, e fit be sey na their law kill dem

Because that will be a calabar movie and nigerians never get time to act that kind film

ericsimons18:
Watched the animated version ... what i saw is wat i think its still gonna happen here ... in the animie ... supes was holding back ... to d fact dat he will not kill .. nd batman was all out with everything his gt ... if it was a real fight d only way batman "might" av match is to rush down d guy playn superman on d set ... lik of camera or something ... cuse if it was based on supes frm man of steel ... punchin batman to outa space will still b supes holding back ...

Na, no superhuman strength.
He has mastered a lot of fighting styles nd isn't based on strength but tactics.
He's strong though

ipledge10:
Make I dey watch. ..when is it coming out

June 3rd 2016

SherlockWayne007:
There is no way it can be worse than that abomination of part one. And Stephen might be its saving grace. The thing that bothers me the most is the ''Teenage'' in the title because the Turtles look nothing like teenagers

Lol
Just take it that they are teenagers

ruggedtimi:

You stole this.
I tot I posted this shit
Nawa for our super mods

cruzita:
hian!!!! whick kind love be this one?I hope say no be chop and clean mouth love be this

This video is trash

DeTrickster:
I saw the Deadpool movie yesterday and I'll rate it like this a good movie to see but won't really leave a lasting impression it was a mix of superhero flick laced with a romantic story. Some nice verbal but nothing epic

I concur

DeTrickster:
As for rumors there is one in circulation that the movie for Raalsaghul is been planned, his origin to the accession to the throne. Has anyone heard of this source is a friend who was at Comicon

Na, I haven't heard of that,
I'll confirm if it's true.

I just saw the new TMNT trailer and some photos from the movie.
Stephen Amell (arrow) is a cast in the movie as "casey jones". The guy with the ice hokey stick in the photos below.

It's gonna be cooler than the part 1